Chapter 18: No, I Can't Bear It! (The third watch is over, ask for tickets, ask for collection)
After such a terrifying experience last night, it stands to reason that Ling Lin should have gotten up late, but in fact, he woke up at half past four the next morning.
And the reason for waking up was that he was awakened by the heat.
As soon as he opened his eyes in the morning, the first thing Ling Lin saw was Ling Dalian's forty-pound face.
Seeing this face, Ling Lin suddenly sobered up.
"Oh my God, grandpa, can you please not scare me like this!"
"Scaring you? I'm so handsome, you actually say that I scare you, you unfilial son! Ling Dalian shouted scoldingly.
Ignoring Ling Dalian's roar, Ling Lin casually pulled open the quilt and said, "Okay, okay, I'm not filial, I'm not filial, right?" Speaking of grandpa, why is it so hot? Is the air conditioner not on? ”
After Ling Lin finished speaking, Ling Dalian took half a step back and said, "No, the air conditioner is on, but there is an extra stove here, so it's a little hotter." ”
"Stove? What stove? ”
"Alchemy furnace, of course! Hahaha. ”
A rough laugh came, and Ling Lin followed the sound and saw something similar to Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace.
Looking at the raging fire bubbling under the stove, Ling Lin was directly dumbfounded.
I woke up early in the morning and saw that there was an alchemy furnace in my house, that is, Ling Lin was young, if it was an old man, I would have been scared to death.
At this time, Ling Lin found out that there were three more people in his house.
Three people, one dressed in animal skins and shirtless, with a scruffy beard, looked on a par with Zhang Fei.
One was dressed in Taoist robes and stood by the alchemy furnace.
The last one is also wearing a Taoist robe, but the crane has a childish face and looks quite fairy.
These three men are not spirits, but entities.
Looking at the three of them, Ling Lin couldn't help but speak, "Excuse me, who are these three?" ”
At this time, the 77th generation ancestor who was eating xiaolongbao on the side spoke: "These three are also your ancestors, and they were sent by the three ancestors. Let me introduce you to it. ”
Saying that, the 77th generation ancestor walked in front of the man in the animal skin vest: "This is your 80th generation ancestor, Ling Luoshan, who specializes in iron sand palms, and can be regarded as your bodyguard in the future." ”
Looking at the fierce man in front of him, Ling Lin hurriedly nodded and saluted.
"Hello 80 generations of ancestors."
"Well, the muscles and bones are strong, the stomach is good, and it can absorb nutrients very well, such a physique is suitable for martial arts." Saying that, the 80th generation ancestor laughed and patted Ling Lin on the shoulder.
The 80th generation ancestor just patted it casually, but Ling Lin felt that his shoulders were about to break.
These 80 generations of ancestors look like they are fifty or sixty years old, and they may have died young, so their bodies remain in a middle-aged state.
Then the 77th generation ancestor pointed to the old man on the side and said: "This is your 79th generation ancestor, who is good at Tai Chi, and the authentic Tai Chi tricks he inherited, the third ancestor asked him to reshape your foundation." ”
Hearing that the other party was good at tai chi, Ling Lin was immediately in awe. Tai Chi is a treasure of China!
"Hello 79 generations of ancestors, no wonder you are so immortal, you have inherited Taijiquan!"
"Yes." Lao Dao glanced at Ling Lin and didn't say much, just nodded slightly.
Soon there was the last one left, and the 77th ancestor pointed to the old man who made the last alchemy and said: "This is my son, your 78th ancestor, he also followed when I followed Xu Fu at that time, I was good at cooking, and he learned alchemy." This time, he was sent to use the pill to assist, so that you can enhance your physique more quickly and lose weight by the way. ”
After the introduction of the three of them, Ling Lin suddenly had the feeling that there were many talents in the family.
If you look at their house, there are those who open Santana in the underworld, and there are those who sell Kaiseru in the heavenly realm. There are also those who have cooked for Xu Fu and practiced Dan with Xu Fu.
There are even descendants of Taijiquan and Tieshazhang. With this colorful and diverse skill, it is richer and more wonderful than other families.
After introducing a few people, the 77th generation ancestor quickly ate the xiaolongbao on the plate, and then said to Ling Lin: "Xiao Linlin, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." When the cooking contest starts, you let them call me, oh yes, there's something else to tell you. ”
"What?" Ling Lin asked curiously.
The 77th ancestor reached into his pocket and pulled out something that resembled a mobile phone.
"This is the communicator left for you by the three ancestors, call him directly if there is something, and because the three ancestors said, he will keep your balls properly and ensure that the best formalin is used."
Ling Lin: "......."
I don't need it, I just need you to give it back to me, I can keep it myself!
However, Ling Lin's heart had not yet been expressed, and as a result, he saw the 77th generation ancestor pressing Ling Lin's shoulder with a serious face and said, "Of course, there is one more important thing. Our family has a great enemy, that is, the Chiyou clan, you must be careful when you encounter them. ”
Looking at the 77th generation ancestor's serious expression, Ling Lin was a little shocked. Ling Lin had heard the name Chiyou since he was a child, but this was just a myth, he didn't expect that his ancestors would actually tell him today that this clan really existed, and it was still their family's great enemy.
However, at this time, Ling Lin discovered another problem.
"Chiyou clan, are they surnamed Chi?"
"I don't know, I should have changed my surname like our family."
"And what are they called now?" Ling Lin asked again.
As a result, the 77th generation ancestor shook his head and said, "I don't know." ”
Ling Lin: "........"
"Then how do you tell me to watch out for them? I don't even know who they are! ”
Shrugging his shoulders helplessly, the 77th generation ancestor said casually: "I just conveyed the words of the third ancestor, I don't know anything else, I am the 77th generation, and I haven't reached the top of our family yet." Okay, you take care of your own safety, I'll go first. ”
Saying that, the 77th ancestor walked to the toilet.
Just as he was about to enter the toilet, the 77th generation ancestor turned to look at the 78th, 79th, and 80th generations of the three ancestors and said, "You three, be sure to take care of Xiao Linlin, he is the hope of our Ling family." ”
"Yes, 77 generations." The three old men hurriedly said.
Nodding, the 77th ancestor walked into the toilet.
Then, Ling Lin heard the sound of a flushing toilet.
Listening to this voice, Ling Lin was speechless for a moment, what a bad taste this underworld is, and he actually uses a toilet to connect the world.
After the 77th generation ancestor left, Ling Lin looked at the three new ancestors and said, "Three ancestors, that one ...... What are we going to do next? Do you want to learn martial arts right away? Is there something inside? Do I need to meditate or something? ”
As he spoke, Ling Lin became excited. Well, he had a showdown, and when he was a child, his earliest wish was not to eat all over the world, but to be a martial arts master like Guo Jing.
Looking at Ling Lin with an excited face, the three old men looked at each other for a while, and finally the 79th generation ancestor stepped forward.
"Since you are so eager, Xiao Linlin, then let's start cultivating now."
"Yes, yes." Ling Lin shouted excitedly.
Seeing Ling Lin so excited, the 79th generation ancestor nodded with satisfaction, and then took out a hemp rope and walked towards Ling Lin.
Ling Lin was full of question marks: "Ancestor, what are you doing with hemp rope?" ”
"You'll find out soon!"