041 The second senior brother who looks very handsome (ask for recommendation votes)
Brother Corpse loves this kitchen knife very much.
He felt that the kitchen knife was more powerful than the few sparkling pieces of broken glass on his head. In the future, if you encounter a female corpse demon, this kitchen knife is definitely an eye-catching treasure, worth far more than 100 suites and 10,000 cars, far better than the few shiny pieces of glass on the head shell, and the mother-in-law will definitely go crazy with joy.
The immortal Joe is now even more convinced that Dasha is not an ordinary corpse demon, he is an enlightened corpse demon, a corpse demon with brains, and this must be the masterpiece of the Supreme True God. This kind of method can't be done even by the Demon God Lord, and those true gods definitely can't do it, they are just a fart in front of the Supreme True God.
It is safe to say that all corpse demons will only fight hand-to-hand combat, relying on a pair of terrifying fists to fight, they are special creatures with only a will and almost no thoughts, they are born with a dislike of external forces and weapons, and their fists are stronger than hammers.
Of course, corpse demons are even more stupid than zombies, after all, zombies still have some living habits of human beings before their deaths, and they have a bit of childish thinking logic, but corpse demons don't, they are completely special creatures, and they belong to the category of the heirs of the demon god lord.
Therefore, the big corpse brother is very special, and there is a feeling of detachment.
The two walked into the village.
I saw a big round ball rolling around on the ground.
If Shen Xing saw it again, he would definitely be surprised, how did this headless man get fat again?
This is because Zhao Sibao, who has become a demon spirit, has lost his head, and he doesn't even have resentment, so his body has become an idiot-like thing, and he will only indiscriminately swallow special substances in the air without knowing how to control it, so his body is getting more and more bulging, and it is bulging like a balloon.
If he didn't force it, one day he would suddenly explode like a balloon, turning into a shriveled skin, and then continue to swallow, continue to bulge, and repeat.
Zhao Sibao, who had no head, had a bad body to walk, and only rolled around on the ground like a big round ball.
Immortal Joe was very experienced, and knew that he was a mute and deaf man and a blind man and a fool, so he didn't bother to say hello to him.
The immortal Joe looked around first, and was sure that there was no one in the grass huts, and there should be no one here.
Let's go fetch water first.
Come to the well and take a look.
See Aimar's head.
The immortal Joe couldn't help but scold: "Why are you running inside if you have nothing to do?" You've got all the water dirty, you bastard. β
After an extremely boring conversation, the undead Joe managed to get Aimar's head up.
Aimar's head was wet, and like a ball, it rolled and bounced on the ground.
Now, there are two balls on the ground, a small ball, a big ball, and the little ball is very excited, chasing the big ball and bumping it around, making its face all over the mud.
After the undead Joe filled the water, he asked the corpse brother to arrest Aimar.
Immortal Joe used water to help him clean all the dust off his face and dry his hair.
Aimar is so delicate that she looks like a little girl's head.
He was so excited, for the first time in "hundreds of years", the feeling of getting out of the frog at the bottom of the well was simply wonderful, and it was really a re-sight......
He exclaimed, "Thank you for letting me go, praise the true God, may the true God always ......"
Immortal Joe corrected him loudly.
"That's not right! It is to praise the Supreme God, not to praise the God, in the future there will only be the Supreme God and there will be no God, and we don't need other gods, understand? β
Poor Aimar hastened to apologize: "Yes, praise be to the Supreme God, may the Supreme God bless you forever, sir." β
The immortal Joe was satisfied.
He now prays six or seven times a day, and whenever he has time, he pulls the big corpse brother to kneel on the ground and prays to the sky, feeling that every day is happy, beautiful, full of energy, and walking with wind.
Seeing that he Aimar is so delicate, he really looks like a little girl, if it weren't for his male voice, I really suspect that he would be a little girl.
Believe it or not, Aimar laughs and has two cute little dimples, which are simply fascinating.
The immortal Joe couldn't help but ask him, "You look so immoral, did you do some unseemly deed of male thieves and female prostitutes, raping and stealing women, so that your head was cut off?" β
Aimar hurriedly clarified: "No, no, I remember that I was killed at sea. β
"Was it a fight, or was it a team fight?"
Aimar struggled to remember, and finally remembered, affirming, "I am a swordsman, and I met pirates at sea. β
"What pirates?"
"It's supposed to be the Flying Skeleton Bird Pirates, they kidnapped my sister."
The undead Joe sneered at him, "Bragging, the Flying Skeleton Bird Pirates are the most wanted pirates with a bounty of 12 million gold lira, how can you be their opponent?" And they worship the evil god Sahasuk Scam. β
"I didn't say I was going to challenge them, I just said I met them and I was killed by them and they kidnapped my sister," Aimar explained. β
Speaking of which, Aimar was saddened.
"And what memories do you have of wanting revenge or something?"
Aimar said sadly: "I don't want revenge, I'm already dead, how can I get revenge?" My biggest concern is my sister, and I don't know if she was killed after I died. β
"So, this is the only memory you have left?"
Aimar said sadly, "Yes, sir, I only remember what my sister looked like, and I managed to keep this memory alive and never forget. β
The immortal Joe helped him affirm, "What a poor fellow. β
After saying that, the immortal Joe had a whim.
He asked Aimar, "Do you want to get out of here, do you want me to help you?" β
"Can you help me? Would you like to help me? Aimar was surprised.
The immortal Joe nodded, "You can try." β
Aimar said sadly, "But I only have a head, not a body. β
The immortal Joe pointed at that and smiled, "Isn't there a ready-made one?" β
After he finished speaking, regardless of whether Aimar agreed or not, he shouted: "Dasha, go and bring him, I want to have surgery." β
The big corpse brother ran over and wanted to pick up Zhao Sibao's body, but he was round and not easy to hold, so the big corpse brother simply kicked it over.
The immortal Qiao brushed Zhao Sibao's body clean with water.
He reminded Aimar, "Let's say first, if you're afraid of death, stay here forever until all memories are completely lost and you end up as a zombie." If you're not afraid of death, follow me, but the road is full of disgusting monsters, and if you're not careful, you'll be eaten by them. β
Aimar affirmed, "Sir, I choose to go with you, but I have a doubt, if I find my body in the future, can I change it back?" β
"Of course, it's a matter of minutes."
"No problem, I'd like to walk with you."
The immortal Joe shouted at the big corpse brother, "Hold him down, don't let him move around." β
Then he said to Aimar, "Are you afraid of pain?" I'm going to sew you together with a needle and thread, and I don't have any anesthetic here. β
"Don't be afraid."
The undead Joe started to get his hands dirty.
It's so hard to sew that it's equivalent to adding a small ball to a big ball.
Once sewn, let Aimar take two steps to try.
As soon as Aimar left the help of the Great Corpse Brother, he was about to fall.
It looks a little incongruous, no, it's very, very incongruous, it looks like a gourd baby, and it's a gourd baby with a serious imbalance of proportions.
As bad as it looked, Aimar struggled to control his new body.
He looks so delicate, like a beautiful girl, but his body is ......
Aimar was about to cry, feeling a little shameless.
The immortal Joe also felt awkward when he looked at it, so he had to comfort him.
"Let's make do with it first, and then I'll find a more suitable body and change it for you later. By the way, you said you were a swordsman? β
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