"Dude, do you believe that hair and programmers can coexist?"

The beer-bellied brother was stunned for a moment and didn't answer, and then someone answered Liang De's question for him.

"Hair and programmers coexist? It's just a dream! ”

Liang De saw that a middle-aged man wearing a black shirt and dark blue jeans, who looked like he was forty or fifty years old, walked into the smoking area with a cigarette case.

His hair was dark and thick, but there was disdain in his tone for Liang's hypothesis of coexistence.

The beer-bellied brother gave a young and greasy flattering smile: "Qiao Gong." ”

Qiao Gong nodded to him and said to Liang De: "Brother, in the hair growth industry, you need to know more about the history of computer development."

History has long said it all. ”

Liang De looked confused: "What? ”

Qiao Gong lit a cigarette, and the smoke blurred his face: "Xiao Lei, did you take a brief history of computer science when you were in school?" ”

The voice of the beer-bellied brother Xiao Lei was very confident: "Ninety-seven points." ”

"That's enough." Qiao Gong nodded and asked again:

"Do you know the Norwood-hamilton hair loss classification scale?"

The voice of the beer-bellied brother Xiao Lei became more confident: "It's familiar with the chest." ”

Qiao Gong gave him an approving smile: "It is worthy of being a professional architect from a professional class...... " He looked at the beer-bellied brother, and his deep voice suddenly became sonorous and powerful.

"What level is Linus Tovaz, the father of Linux!"

Xiao Lei didn't think twice: "Second-degree hair loss, the hairline is obviously receding, and I use oblique bangs to cover it up but want to cover it." ”

"Dennis Rich, the father of the C language."

"Grade 2A alopecia, the hairline moves back to the line of the external auditory canal, the forehead is protruding, and it is precarious."

"Von Neumann, the father of modern computers."

"Grade 4 alopecia. The forehead is obviously bald, the top of the head is sparse but not completely lost, and the remaining fine and soft hair is more desolate. ”

"Bjarni Strausstrup, the father of C++, Ken Thompson, the father of B and Unix, James Gosling, the father of Java."

"Grade 6 horseshoe-shaped hair loss, the Mediterranean coastline shrinks backwards from a 'C' shape, the forehead is basically lost, and the hair loss on the top of the head expands backwards.

James Gosling has a big beard, so the beard looks more than hair, and it is noisy and suffocating. ”

"Alan Cooper, the father of VB."

"At the pinnacle of the realm, there is nothing."

Qiao Gong flicked the cigarette ash into the ashtray on the top of the stainless steel trash can, and recalled the past in a deep voice:

"Of the legendary programmers who have made a name for themselves in the last two centuries, only Guido Van Rosum, the father of Python, has a thick hair, so I learned Python when I started, not only because it is the most beautiful language in the world......"

Xiao Lei touched his beer belly with one hand and the smooth top of his head in the middle of the Mediterranean with the other, he looked at the unusually thick black hair on the top of Qiao Gong's head, and muttered to himself:

"SURE ENOUGH, JAVA HURT ME......"

Qiao Gong extinguished the cigarette butt in the white sand on the top of the special garbage can with an expressionless face, and slowly raised his hands and took off the black and thick wig, revealing the Mediterranean Sea several times wider than Xiao Lei and the remaining hair on the back of the pillow that had been sparsely white.

"But what's the use...... It's always fate, and it's not up to anyone.

When a man climbs the peak, no matter what he falls behind, he can only give it up.

Thirty years, I've written dozens of times more code than I lost my hair.

They should be able to look at them. ”

"Qiao Gong ......" The eyes of Xiao Lei, the beer-bellied elder brother, were inexplicably moist, and the Qiao Gong in his eyes was possessed by the souls of countless legendary programmers at this moment, and the light of wisdom seemed to be reflected on the top of his head...... No, it's not like, it's really reflective.

"Isn't that the case with women?"

A female front-end engineer next to her, who smoked the twelve hairpins of Jinling, extinguished her cigarette.

"I haven't lifted my bangs for almost three years, and as soon as I lift my bangs, I feel like a child of Eight Flags.

The white hair is 3,000 zhang, and the fate is like a long one, if the hair is really 3,000 zhang, then what is there to worry about.

Hair care and hair maintenance, my overtime pay was all spent on these things, until I found out that the richest man in the world is a bald man, I realized that except for hair transplantation, the act of spending money for hair growth is all in vain.

No matter how many classes you make, no matter how much money you make, some things are gone.

The VR engineer who died suddenly last week was my colleague, and she had made an appointment to go for a hair transplant this week, and then the person was gone. ”

The technical director of a tin box Yellow Crane Tower extinguished his cigarette, his eyes were vicissitudes, his tonnage was calm, his life experience and beer belly were several times that of Xiao Lei, he did not wear a wig or hat, and he was a dignified middle-aged man with seborrheic alopecia.

"My daughter started to hate me, she said that there are so many people who work busier than you and still insist on exercising, saying that I just lose my hair because of my unhealthy lifestyle, smoking, drinking and not working hard.

Didn't I know that my lifestyle was unhealthy? Don't I know that I need exercise the most?

The project assistant who died suddenly last week was my junior at university, only 28, who had been on the school soccer team, covered in tendons, and would go to the gym for half an hour to exercise before leaving work no matter how late he was.

At the gym on the top floor where he went at half past two that day, he was sitting on the chest press machine, and it took several hours before he was discovered by the night guards.

I'm fourteen years older than him, am I not afraid?

There are fifteen years left in the mortgage, my wife wants to have a second child, the children's grades are not good, they are in high school, and the tuition fees are getting higher and higher year by year.

I'm more afraid of getting sick than anyone else, but I still have to drink wine and smoke, and I'm also flesh and blood, not made of iron and steel, and I'm also uncomfortable.

I can't be more self-disciplined and self-controlled, my hair is falling out, is it my fault?

Nobody cares about that, people with hair don't care what we think in our hearts, programmer hair loss jokes more than I lose my hair.

Large and small hospitals, clinics, health product companies, and shampoo companies all want to collect our IQ tax...... All sorts of things are coming. ”

The technical director walked up to Liang De and patted him on the back, and said: "Brother, change your career while you are young, don't fool people with any hair growth secret recipes and anti-shedding technology, the income of our industry is high, but it is not a strong wind."

You shouldn't have slept at this point, you should also understand that it's not easy for anyone.

Let's do it in a way that doesn't hurt you. ”

Liang De extinguished the mint cigarette in his hand.

He used the method of breathing and hiding qi to turn the amber internal qi of innate divine power into a colorless and phaseless thing and emit it outward, quietly infiltrating into Qiao Gong, Xiao Lei, the female front end and the seborrheic alopecia brother next to him.

Ordinary Blue Star Human Physique...... Easy to do.

In an instant, Liang De had reconstructed the hair follicle tissue by cell proliferation method according to the specific situation of the four people, and adjusted the hair growth speed.

The normal growth rate of hair is 0.2 mm to 0.4 mm a day, and Liang De directly adjusted it ten times faster, and only when the new hair grows to 10 cm, the hair growth rate will return to normal.

Liang De pretended to take out a blue bracelet made of Illusory Sea Xuanqi from his pocket, put it on his hand in front of four people, and took out a blue haircut clipper, shaved his hair clean in the surprised eyes of everyone, and threw his hair into the trash can with cigarette butts.

"I don't want to fool people, our company's products are real and effective.

Dude, you said that the coexistence of programmers and hair is just a dream...... But if it's something I really care about, I'll believe it even if it's a dream. ”

Liang De took out four bracelets, and asked Li Zhixian to write four pieces of paper with contact information, and gave them together with the bracelets.

"A bracelet can be used for three days, wear it for one night to try, and contact me if it is easy to use."

He turned around and beckoned Li Zhixian to leave together.

The four of them took bracelets and pieces of paper and watched the bald man leave.

On the back of the man's light blue T-shirt are four words:

"Dead wood in spring."