Eating is naturally a major life event, and enjoying food is the most important thing.

Jingu Chiyuki is very glad that he has a good father, and the key is that this father who is good at his skills also likes to develop new recipes, which allows him to enjoy the food that was only available in the previous life without leaving home in this life.

Of course, the most important thing is that there is no need for Kamiya Chiyuki to do it herself - this is important.

However, as far as the current situation is concerned, eating at home always makes Jingu Chiyuki painful and happy.

After all, the rice is really fragrant, but you have to eat it with dog food every time, which is not very good.

Silently and elegantly and quickly planing rice alone, Jingu Qianxue successfully caught up with the development of the plot that the two were about to carry out and now they couldn't write a book, and went upstairs.

And just after he went upstairs, his parents, who had been grinding their sideburns, suddenly became serious.

Shengong Xia Sheng sandwiched a piece of ribs for Liu Jiasui, with a melancholy expression: "You say, when will Qianxue get normal." If he continues like this, I'm very worried that our Jingu family will become extinct when he arrives in the future. ”

"Alas, I don't know what this stinky boy thinks, we work so hard every day to show affection, but he can't even bring a girlfriend back."

Liu Jiaho bit the ribs, his face bulging like a little squirrel, and he didn't have the majesty of his mother at all.

"Isn't it, in his first year of junior high school, I finally found an opportunity to trick my old friend's daughter into playing at home, and let Qianxue take care of others." When Shengong Xia Sheng thought of this, he was furious, and snorted: "He actually brought others to play games together!" ”

"Just play the game, you can talk to people and communicate with them, I heard the little girl say that Qianxue only used the chat box in the game to chat with her all afternoon." Jingu Xia Sheng sighed: "Doesn't this kid know that you can't catch MM by surfing the Internet now!" has no talent for his father at all, and is blind in vain. ”

"Huh?" Liu Jiasuili suddenly narrowed his eyes.

"I mean, it's not like me at all, single-minded but empathetic." Shengong Xia Sheng's face did not change, and his heart changed without beating.

"How can anyone still use the word surfing the Internet now, dizzy." Liu Jiasui glanced at Xia Sheng of the Divine Palace, and then sighed: "What should I do." ”

"You say, it's okay if Qianxue is a mediocre good baby, but this little guy ......" Liu Jiasui still hasn't figured it out: "How can he ride a bicycle so fast?" ”

At this point, Jingu Natsuo was quite proud: "Sure enough, it's my cub, even if it's riding a lady's bicycle of Hori-chan, I have the style of driving a GTR." ”

"You still say!" Liu Jiasui glared at him: "It's good for him this time, what about next time?!" What if something happens? ”

"I don't want to have another one, my body will be out of shape." Liu Jiasui looked disgusted.

Shengong Xia Sheng frowned: "Yes, even if he dies, we can't let our grandson not be able to hold him, isn't this for so many years in vain!" ”

"No, you must find him a good family as soon as possible, get engaged before graduating from high school, get married after graduating from high school, and get the child out of his freshman year." Liu Jiasui slapped the table, and Liu raised his eyebrows: "I can't delay any longer!" I really hope that his son will be like him, and let this little bastard know how hard the old lady has been all these years! ”

See!

Is this what parents should say?

If Jingu Qianxue wants to be here, he must not say a word - hurry up and find a way to express his gratitude.

You don't have to worry about whether you're dead or alive, someone as handsome as yourself is generally the protagonist, and a book with yourself as the protagonist is definitely not a streetwalk, a steady happy ending, and you can't die no matter how you do it.

So, if the partner of the arranged marriage is not bad, Qianyuki Jingu is happy to try.

"Let's work together on this matter, and strive to find a way to make Qianxue enlighten as soon as possible." Jingu Xia Sheng and Liu Jiahori glanced at each other, and they both saw that each other was actually not confident.

Liu Jiasui sighed: "You say, what kind of girl does he like, gentle?" Talented? Good figure? Heavenly? Or is it a good family background? ”

"If you want me to say, it must be the perfect woman like Hori-chan who is the most suitable." Shengong Xia Sheng didn't blink when he said this, full of affection.

Liu Jiasui pursed his lips: "I hate it, Xia Shengchan~"

"Then don't do multiple-choice questions." Liu Jiasui held his head high: "Just look for it according to the standard that is most like me, all the ones mentioned above!" ”

"Okay." Shengong Xia Sheng smiled, and his heart was also hehe.

If there were women who had all the above standards, my Jingu Xia Sheng would smash my beloved GTR! The kind that can't be repaired!

Bah! It can't be! When pigs fly!

Even if there were, it wouldn't be my son's turn! (I didn't, after all.) ）

In short, impossible! When pigs fly!

........

Upstairs, Qianxue of the shrine, involuntarily sneezed.

There must be another young lady missing me, alas, no, how tired it is to be handsome—he thought.

Coming back to her senses, Jingu Qianxue continued to sit in front of the computer, tapping on the keyboard quickly.

On the screen, which is facing Chiyuki Jingu, the fierce game battle is displayed.

In the game screen that Jingu Qianxue is staring at intently, the black-clothed swordsman he controls is constantly using various gorgeous skills, and in the siege of various monsters in the surging tide, he can easily hit one piece after another with extremely high damage values, and those monsters are difficult to even touch him.

"Three-to-three!" In the chat box in the lower left corner of the screen, the words of his teammates made Jingu Qianyuki's face darken a little.

Jingu Qianxue's face remained unchanged, but her hand speed was extremely fast in the gap between the skill connections, and she typed a line of words.

"Kirito: BUFF!"

Then, the teammates who were paddling behind him waved their hands, and for a moment, the colorful status bonus fell on his game character.

And then ...... Qianyuki Shinguya's teammates began to paddle again.

"King Bomb!"

"A three!"

"A K!"

"Four-five! Explode! ”

The corners of Shengong Qianxue's mouth twitched slightly, a good five-person copy, how did he get here, it became one person output, and three people played cards?

Except for the cute 'Asuna-chan'.

But......

Jingu Qianxue sighed, and with a wave of the game character's long sword, the invisible wave of qi swept through all the monsters, and for a while, damage values such as '-7844''-8211''-9199' emerged one after another.

And on the outermost part of the monster, a female character with a long sword in her hand struggled to swing the weapon in her hand, but the monster in front of her jumped out of damage such as '-666' and '-233'.

On the DPS list on the far right of the screen, which counts the damage output of the character, 'Asuna' is probably less than one percent of the 'Kirito' controlled by Chiyuki Jingu.

Although Asuna-chan has a good attitude, she is still too weak.

The only role is probably to provide yourself with a husband and wife BUFF.

"Who is it! Calling me! ”

After the mob was killed, a vicious giant monster emerged from a distance, and before he could finish his nonsense, Jingu Qianxue rushed over with a sword, and a minute later, the boss, known as the 'Guardian of Hell', lay on the ground miserably.

"I'll be back!"

Then, the monster spontaneously combusted.

"Quest Rating: SSS. Item Produced: ......."

Qianyuki Jingu skillfully picked up a few materials she needed, and the rest of the equipment was happily rowed away by her paddling teammates.

"Hey, give me this dress!"

"I want this gem!"

"Oops, hey, that single sword, single sword!"

Jingu Qianxue sneered, and without saying a word, the mouse slowly slid to the item distribution place.

"Item: The Speed Gem has been assigned to Asuna by the captain."

"Item: The Righteous Knight's Glory Single Sword has been assigned to Asuna by the Captain."

"Item: Experience concoction has been assigned to Asuna by the captain."

"Item ....."

Kamiya Chiyuki distributed 8/10 of the loot to Asuna, and set the rest to the Roll point distribution.

"Asuna: Well, that's not good....."

"Sandwich: Ahhh

"Nicholas: My Jewel!"

"Dorayaki: Damn, my armor!"

Jingu Chiyuki sneered at them crying in the chat channel and sent a private chat to Asuna.

"Kirito: Don't give them anything if they want it, next time we paddle like this, we'll two of us."

"Asuna: But ......"

"Kirito: Well, the hand that pressed the button hurts."

"Asuna: (expression-heartache) Understood!"

Jingu Qianxue calmly withdrew from the dungeon.

"Asuna: Kirito-kun, are you still playing?"

"Kirito: Well, forget it, don't fight, I'm going to go to bed early today."

Asuna: Oh....... (Expression - Frustration)"

"Kirito: By the way, Asuna also started school today, right? What do you think? ”

Jingu Qianxue leaned back in her chair lazily, picked up the ice coke on the table, and took a sip.

Asuna: Well, it's normal. Anyway, I've never been very noticeable. It didn't feel any different than before. ”

"Kirito: Tsk, I really envy you, unlike me, there are a bunch of young ladies running over to confess, and I'm so annoyed." Jingu Qianxue said shamelessly.

Asuna: Really? Did Kirito-kun meet a girl you like? ”

Jingu Qianxue thought for a moment and replied.

"Kirito: Well, no. After all, there are only a handful of people who can match me, but I still generously gave hope to a few girls, and if they work hard, it's not that they can't think about it. ”

"Asuna: Damn, Kirito-kun is married to me."

"Kirito: It's okay, if Asuna-chan can find me in reality, the opinion will be +90 by default."

"Asuna: How much favorability does it take to be Kirito-kun's girlfriend in reality?"

"Kirito: 100."

"Asuna: Cunning...... The amount of favorability is set by Kirito-kun himself.,It's not fair.。 ”

"Kirito: (smiles) (smiles) I'll consider reducing the difficulty for you at my discretion."

Jingu Qianxue looked at the time, the corners of her mouth hooked, and she issued a farewell word.

"Kirito: I'm going offline, you should rest early and play together tomorrow night."

"Asuna: Well, good night."

Turning off the game, Jingu Chiyuki stretched.

He never expected to socialize with Asuna's reality, although this girl changed the game ID for him from the beginning of the game, and became the bride in his game, but the game and reality, Jingu Qianyuki will never be confused.

Moreover, although Jingu Chiyuki and Asuna talk about everything, and know some of each other's habits and little secrets well, as if they grew up together by each other's side, they have never talked about their identities in reality.

Even each other's names were not revealed.

Therefore, Jingu Qianxue would not have thought about the day when the two of them would appear.

Probably when each other has a boyfriend/girlfriend, they will naturally AFK from the game.

I'm afraid that the two people who have no contact information other than the game will be strangers like this.

Of course, what I said before is not a lie. If she could really see Asuna in reality, and she was the same as she described herself, Qianyuki Jingu didn't mind increasing her favorability to ninety.

After all......

Maybe no one would have thought that this girl she met from the Internet three years ago turned out to be Qianxue Jingu's best friend so far.

When I turned on my phone, the broken screen was mistouched, and I suddenly opened the contact.

Inside, there are only two numbers that are lonely.

Dad, Mom.

Other than that, it's empty.

Jingu Chiyuki smiled dumbly and threw her phone aside.

What's this.

Genius, born lonely.

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PS: Well, don't worry about a lot of plots, for example, friends who have watched Saiki Kusuo's anime may know that the character of Kamimi Hashibashi in it, if you look at it with a good attitude, it is a cute female character full of cuteness, and if you look at it with black spots, she is an arrogant and neurotic narcissist.

The purpose of this book is to create a funny atmosphere similar to that of excellent anime such as "Sakamoto Boss", "Male/Female High School Student Daily", and "Saiki Kusuo", some nonsensical, some surreal, and of course, there will be some dog food and cool points.

There is only one purpose, to let the big guy look at Lele, and I will live up to my mission. This is also a positive response to the slots of many friends.,In the future, everyone can see unreasonable or exaggerated as an artistic need.,I'm not writing history books.,When you look at jokes.,Serious will lose.,Love you.,ღ( ́・ᴗ・') than heart.。

Follow the table to ask for a ticket. （づ￣3￣）づ╭❤～