Chapter 272: My sister said that she had to have a car
In the past few days of Han Miao's weight-bearing training, her sister Han Xiaoya has done a big thing!
That is, she won a car contract for Han Miao!
And it's a very good brand!
Anyway, when Han Miao saw the sign for the first time, he was "abnormally" excited and blurted out:
"Sister, can you find a fork to endorse me? Is this for me to cosplay Aquaman? ”
Forgive Han Miao for his ignorant words, after all, in his previous life, as a dead house with a broken leg, he was not very interested in cars.
In Han Miao's mind, there are only a few car logos, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi...... Well, no, no matter how good he was in his previous life, he couldn't afford it.
Moreover, they all have broken legs, what kind of car do you want? Wouldn't it be nice to buy more games?
"Don't you go out here and say it's my brother, but also a fork? Why don't you talk about chopsticks and rakes? ”
Han Xiaoya looked at Han Miao with a look of "disgust", wouldn't this be a day of practicing muscles and losing her brains, right?
"Just kidding, just kidding, Trident...... Mashadila right! ”
Han Miao hurriedly glanced at the trademark, and then suddenly remembered a brand.
“…… Not only are you gone, your eyesight is gone, but you're also a masadira, is it a Maserati? ”
Han Xiaoya was extremely glad that Han Miao was not there when the contract was signed, otherwise it would be strange that people would be willing to give this endorsement with his performance.
"I don't know much about cars......"
Han Miao smiled dryly, no way, it is impossible to expect an otaku to understand cars, if you ask him a game or anime, there is no problem.
"Host, your eyes are really bad, people are obviously tridents, you just look at them as forks...... That's enough. ”
Of course, the naughty system will not let go of this opportunity to ridicule Han Miao, but at present, Han Miao is concentrating on the contract and ignoring the ridicule from the system.
"Sister, but our house is very close to the stadium, so we don't need a car at all?"
There is nothing wrong with the contract, Maserati is also quite face-saving, the three-year contract of 27 million US dollars is decent, and it also promises to send cars, as long as Han Miao attends their new car show, shoots advertisements, and drives Maserati in life at the same time.
But they never expected that Han Miao's house was too close to the stadium, and he usually ran or walked there, and he basically didn't go out of the dead house, and his sister drove him out when he occasionally went out.
So it is equivalent to saying that Maserati just hired a male car model with an annual salary of 9 million yuan.
But if you think about it, you won't lose money, and you can earn back by selling a few more cars every year, right?
"I know you won't open it."
Han Xiaoya smiled and nodded.
"That ......"
"Someone is willing to give away a car for free, this kind of thing can't be refused, and if you don't drive, I'll drive it."
I see, my sister wants to pick up the car for free!
My sister said she wanted a car, so she had a Maserati......
"Sister, I think it's a good idea. However, this is a customized model, which is specially opened for a big man like me, are you a little shorter? ”
Han Miao glanced at the contract, which said that he would customize a new Maserati sports car for himself according to his height and body type, although his sister is also 170cm, but Han Miao is a 195cm man, if it is based on his height, then Han Xiaoya will not be able to get the accelerator and brake unless he wears it every day.
"You look down on your sister's legs, come on, come on, do you want to compare the length of your legs, see how much taller you can be?"
Han Miao hurriedly admitted defeat, forget it, he can't afford to provoke him.
However, because the customized model takes a certain amount of time to arrive, if you want to pick up the car, Han Miao has to wait for a while.
At least, he won't be able to drive a new car in front of Kobe Bryant tomorrow.
"Don't hurt yourself with that weight-bearing training."
Han Xiaoya knew that Han Miao had been carrying weights all day recently, but in her opinion, this masochistic method could really have a limited effect.
"Don't worry, sister, I can't hurt."
Because he is already King Kong's incorruptible body, so Han Miao dares to abuse himself so unscrupulously, how can a normal person come up and carry a weight of 60 kilograms?
"Don't stand this kind of flag, it's really hurting for you to cry."
Han Xiaoya knows that NBA players are actually a high-risk industry, and those who are famous are not injured?
There are no seven or eight injuries, and they are all embarrassed to say that they are superstars, oh, except for James, this muscular monster belongs to the wilderness, not a normal person.
Look at Iverson, and then look at Kobe, their injuries are how normal superstars open.
……
The next day, although we were happy with Maserati's contract, our Han Miao could only run to the stadium.
At the beginning of the season, a reporter photographed Han Miao running to the stadium, and at that time, everyone thought that Han Miao had given all her salary to her family and saved money for herself, which once made Han Miao an inspirational role model for the league.
Later, some people suspected that Han Miao was a showman, a dignified person, and her salary was so high, that she would actually run in the training hall?
So some paparazzi were ready to squat and try to "debunk" this scam.
Then, they squatted for more than a month, and Han Miao also ran for more than a month......
In the end, everyone realized that the stadium at Han Miao's house was really too close, and it would take less than ten minutes to run, and it was not even a warm-up, and Han Miao was no different from the kind of person who lived in the staff dormitory of the unit.
So then the paparazzi gave up, a good baby who walks home like ordinary people after work every day, what lace news can there be? Others can use a beautiful woman in the car to do something unknown and desirable together, what can Han Miao do? Would you like someone to walk home?
This kind of thing would not be done by normal people.
Therefore, after most of the season, the paparazzi basically gave up tracking Han Miao, and there is no hope for tracking him, and it is easy to lose his job.
When Han Miao ran into the stadium, he happened to meet Stevens head-on.
"Hello coach."
Stevens was browsing the news on his mobile phone while walking, and when he looked up and saw that it was Han Miao, he was a little stunned.
"Han? Didn't you just sign an endorsement contract with Maserati? How not to drive? ”
"Coach, the car hasn't been delivered yet, and even if it does, I won't drive to the stadium."
Han Miao spread her hands, what kind of car is driving at this distance, protecting the green travel! You people are really good, you should receive the ideological education of my Great Heavenly Empire.
"You'd better warm up......"
For Han Miao's mentality, Stevens said that he was very helpless, maybe this is the difference between Chinese and American thoughts, in the United States, for a man, there is almost no difference between a car and a wife, not particularly good buddies, generally do not borrow cars from each other. So it's a tradition for American men to love cars, and many of them use their pocket money to buy cars and chase girls after they get their driver's licenses in high school.
As a result, Han Miao was good, and the car delivered to the door didn't drive, really, he was really a good boy who cared for the environment......