When I wake up from a dream Chapter 91 Fifth Brother, Eighth Brother, Thousand Brother
So, Wuge raised his head and met the eyes that really made people feel like they were facing a pervert at that moment, this different gaze was the first time Wuge had seen it, and I thought this was a perverted look, right?
I guess I didn't insult him if I called him a pervert, right?
Qianshan's eyes were blazing, blazing, and his eyes were staring at the dance song like a torch. Ahem, in fact, Qianshan thinks about teasing and dancing songs, to see how she reacts, Qianshan now kind of really regards this supposed combat game as an open-ended interactive gal.
Qianshan thinks that this kind of unfolding, what is the plot set in the game, is either inexplicably shy, or flustered, or similar to tsundere or something.
Qianshan stared at Wuge tightly, wanting to predict how Wuge would react in advance, but after watching it for a long time, Wuge didn't say anything, but his eyes always seemed to reveal some disdain and "Huh~~~ There is this kind of garbage". This is probably a delusion, right?
Qianshan retracted his gaze, looked at his nose and his nose at his heart, and his mind was natural, and he calmed down a little what a certain area also called "Zhonger", and then turned to Wuge again with a clear gaze.
Wuge was very surprised, I thought this guy was weak-hearted, but it turned out that he was adjusting his state and "preparing for war" again? Anyway, is he waiting for me to speak when he stops talking? So what am I going to say?
Just when Wuge was thinking about countermeasures in her heart, Qianshan opened her mouth again: "Can you show me your hillside?" ”
"Huh?" Wuge was stunned for a moment, what kind of words is this? Is this the word of a man? Is the society out there so scary? If you don't agree with each other, you have to look at the hillside? No, no, no! No matter how you think about it, it should just be because this guy is really perverted, right?
When Wuge was shocked, the voice with thick eyebrows and big eyes came: "Hey! I said, Xiaoqian, it's not an NPC opposite you, you pay attention, I usually tell you not to tease NPCs too much, but now I can't help but flirt with real people? Be careful that 'Miss Ben' makes you regret coming to this world~" Although the meaning of the words is a warning, the tone is ...... How do you listen to it, how do you feel obscene and contrived?
The overlord turned his head, secretly made a "you are so brave" expression, covered his face and snickered.
Wuge thought that in this case, he should call the police directly, right? After all, if you say that kind of word, it's okay to be judged as sexual harassment or something, right? Although it seems that it is not convenient for me to call the police, it should be no problem to scold. But what the overlord said...... I always felt a burst of energy, so I was silent.
Silence is silent, if you don't explode in silence, you perish in silence. Dance Song chooses the third one, and waits to see what the dead pervert will say next sentence and what he will do next.
That damn pervert, no, Na Qianshan smiled awkwardly, touched his head embarrassedly and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please forget what happened just now, delete what you just said from your mind, I think it should be a huge damage to your body and mind, hurry up and throw them away from the depths of memory......"
After speaking, he stretched out his hand to make some strange movements in front of Wuge's face, as if he wanted to disturb Wuge's spirit, and as if he was hypnotizing, he just looked messy and unprofessional.
Wuge took two deep breaths, endured the discomfort, and said in a suppressed tone: "That kind of words! How could it be just forgotten! ”
"No, no, no! Of course! Of course you can forget about it! Qianshan continued to sway indiscriminately and shook his head, "Because it makes you very unpleasant, the human brain has this function of throwing unpleasant things out of your mind as soon as possible, now as long as you follow my swing, gradually shift your attention, and then slowly forget that unpleasant memory......"
Qianshan's tone couldn't help but sound a little pleading, probably a little embarrassed? The voice is also a little trembling, it shouldn't be caused by some excitement and excitement, right?
Wuge closed her eyes and pondered for a moment...... Oh buy awkward! Although I feel that this kind of offensive words are very rude and uncomfortable, I don't seem to be too angry, more embarrassed, and ...... Shy...... This is not good news.
It is said on the Internet that everything that has been experienced and not experienced will have an impact on people, and that previous education and social interaction will have a subtle and huge effect on future reactions.
Now Wuge thinks that it may be that he lacks relevant educational experience in this area in the past, and most of them are reading two-dimensional things, such as novels, comics, animations, games, etc...... enmm, it seems like there's nothing else......
It's all ambiguous, so Mai Ge feels that her current state is clearly that something is wrong, but her body is very "honest". Oh! OMG! My dear God, this is not good! It seems that as a "big lady" in the future, I am really not suitable to go out, so it is safer to stay at home......
enmm, it seems that I was too deeply affected by those things in the past, should I watch less or not in the future? …… This...... But it's too good-looking, it's too fun, forget it, it's been affected anyway, it's more reliable to go out less, anyway, is it possible for me to go out?
Qianshan looked at Wuge's eyes and closed them, as if he had changed a lot of things, so he asked tentatively, "What then?" Have you forgotten what you just said? ”
"Huh? Are you embarrassed to say? Wuge scolded angrily, "Even if I really forget, can I not think about it when you say that?" ”
Qianshan was ashamed of this speech, bowed his head deeply, and buried himself in his ...... Oh, can't bury it...... Leaned against his chest, then smiled sheepishly.
"That's right......" Qianshan muttered quietly.
"Don't bring it up again, understand?" Wuge leaned forward, raised her head slightly, and looked for Qianshan's eyes, "You guy has taken care of Miss Ben, if there is a reason why I keep calling you 'dead perverted', I ...... ENMM, anyway, I'll try to call you 'dead pervert' as little as possible in the future, and you should pay attention to it yourself, otherwise people won't be able to stop calling you. ”
Wuge confirmed that his current expression and attitude should be extremely serious, and he hopes that he can get along with these two people who are playing together for the first time in the future, and abide by the N principles of peaceful coexistence or something.
Qianshan let out a cowardly "oh" and sat down again. It seems that he is deeply remorseful and self-blaming, and Wuge is wondering if he is going to comfort him.
So let's switch angles, huh? The silent "hey, hey, hey" doesn't seem like remorse and self-blame......
After trying to calm the emotions in his heart, Qianshan raised his head with an expressionless face as much as possible, and said, "I'm sorry......"
It's just that before he finished speaking, he almost didn't hold his face, and the expression that seemed to be a smile almost came out, so Qianshan hurriedly turned his head and grinned harder, and opened his mouth and closed it again, finally covering up something.
"Enmm, it's okay...... It's impossible, so pay attention to it in the future. Wuge sighed, very helpless, and didn't seem to see any clues.
"Ahem." After Qianshan confirmed that there was nothing wrong with him, he turned his head, looked at Wuge, and shouted emotionally: "Wuge (Fifth Brother)!" ”
"Huh?" Wuge was stunned for a moment, and didn't know what to do by shouting to herself, "What's wrong?" ”
Qianshan frowned at Wuge, whispered a reminder, "Title, salute", and then shouted: "Dance Song!" ”
enmm, this dead pervert, no, I'll change my heart in the future, this guy...... This guy is still thinking about this at this time, is it really so divergent in human thinking?
Wuge knew what Qianshan wanted to do, and after a while, she reluctantly replied: "Brother Qian." "It's just that this volume is like a mosquito and a fly.
After all, when and where did the eldest lady of Wuge call others "brother"? At most, it's just a bunch of people called "uncle".
However, Qianshan still nodded with satisfaction, and the progress of the strategy was one hundred percent.
"What about the Overlord?"
Qianshan thought of this question naturally, and just as Wuge was about to frown, Qianshan smiled and asked, "What do you think of "Brother Ba" and "Starling"?" ”
After saying that, Qianshan couldn't help but laugh.
"Dance Song (Fifth Brother)", "Brother Ba (Starling)", "Thousand Brother", this is really ...... It's kind of interesting......
Unexpectedly, after listening to the dance song, he was a little stunned, but he also laughed, and said with a smile: "This is okay." ”
"Oh?" Qianshan didn't know why Wuge suddenly became so good at talking, "Why? ”
"Because of 'starling', I've seen it, it's a bit similar to the one with thick eyebrows and big eyes." The dance song is also smiling, and it is very moving.
Qianshan didn't understand it at first, and was slightly stunned for a few tenths of a second, and then realized that this "starling" was not the other "starling", it turned out that he was talking about the "starling".
As soon as he understood, Qianshan also laughed along with the song, although he was secretly sad for the overlord in his heart, he still couldn't help laughing.
Qianshan smiled and smiled, stood up and said, "I'm going to tell the overlord this 'good news', Wuge decided to call him 'brother', although it's 'starling', hahahaha......"
"Of course, I won't tell him which 'starling' this 'starling' belongs to......" Qianshan laughed again after speaking, looking at ...... It's so obscene......
Wuge shook her head and sighed, feeling helpless about it.
Qianshan coughed twice, walked slowly to the overlord, patted his face, confirmed that there was nothing abnormal, walked to the overlord and squatted, patted the overlord, and said, "Hey! Thick eyebrows and big eyes? ”
The overlord was concentrating on playing with his mobile phone, when he was suddenly slapped by Qianshan, he was suddenly startled, exhaled a little uncomfortably, and asked, "What are you doing?" Scared me...... What a ......."
"Hey, hey." Qianshan smiled and didn't care at all, because he knew that after telling the overlord about the matter next, the overlord would definitely change his face immediately, "I just told Wuge, she will call you 'Starling' in the future!" ”
"Huh?"