Chapter 3 The New Era Dick Si Ge Xiaolun
cleaned up Liu Chuang, but I didn't expect an unexpected gain. If Dikong is not mistaken, that policewoman is also a super gene carrier, but she doesn't know what gene model it is and what the team positioning is.
However, at this time, any combat force is very valuable and cannot be abandoned. Looking at the child's profession, presumably as long as it is handled properly, she will not refuse to serve in a higher department.
As for the matter of fooling the boy into the male soldier company, it was not for him to manage.
In fact, Emperor Kong also had some guesses about the origin of the child's genes. In his understanding, before the collapse of the Kamigawa civilization, a lot of super genes had been put into their radiation range, and that child should have such genes.
These super genes were very powerful at the time, but today, tens of thousands of years later, they are not enough, after all, technology is moving forward.
This is why Lao Du and the others don't know the genes in this child, after all, it was not created by Deno, but by Kamigawa.
"That's called, where is Ge Xiaolun's child now?" As soon as he got into the car, Dikong asked about the second target.
Applejack contacted the base and replied, "This kid is in an Internet café and has a hack with a few friends." Oh, it's just playing games, a kind of e-sports. ”
Look, what a caring child, afraid that Dikong wouldn't understand, and deliberately explained, it's much better than those crooked melons and cracked dates.
"Drunk and dreaming of death." Emperor Kong was a little depressed, to be exact, scratching his head a little: "It's hard to imagine that the warriors who will protect the earth in the future will still be such a group of crooked melons and cracked dates." ”
Oh my God, time is pressing, how do you bring a bunch of pig teammates to develop? Wukong doesn't know where it is, if he wants to, it is estimated that ...... Well, forget it, he's a monkey, and it's probably hard to understand humans.
This means that Sun Wukong is not there, otherwise he would have to fight with him. Look, what is a monkey, what's wrong with a monkey, eat your rice, right?
"Haha, they're all young and need to grow." Applejack replied with a smile.
Applejack's super gene is also one of the achievements of Lao Du and them for more than a thousand years, but it's a pity that it's not a combat type, it's somewhat similar to Dukao's, but it has broken through the limit of a hundred years of life.
"I know." Emperor Kong also understands that there are no natural warriors. But the problem now is that the enemy doesn't give them time to develop.
Ge Xiaolun was in college at this time, and he had to cross half a city to get to where he was. Along the way, Juxia City was also very congested with traffic, and as soon as the car started and stopped, Liu Chuang was also upside down, constantly slapping the trunk, trying to attract people's attention.
Applejack tried to speak several times, but he didn't dare to speak when he saw the emperor close his eyes and recuperate. I can only say sorry silently in my heart, dead friends don't die poor. Liu Chuang, Liu Chuang, you said that you were so unlucky, you just happened to bump into the hands of this old ancestor.
Going out of the city on the highway, the speed of the road was more than 100, and it took about an hour or so before they arrived at Ge Xiaolun's place where they were surfing the Internet. This place is on the second floor, not the kind of tall Internet café, or a small Internet café, and when you enter, you can smell of smoke, instant noodles, and the smell of rotten feet mixed everywhere.
Dikong looked up, and while going up the narrow stairs to the second floor, he complained: "Alas, I said, I remember that Xiao Lun's kid's dormitory doesn't have a computer?" Why do you still come to this kind of place? ”
"Hey, according to them, that's called pursuing an atmosphere." Applejack replied amusedly.
"What kind of atmosphere, I think all of them belong to flies, this is the pursuit of smell." Dikong complained.
However, after the two of them went up to the second floor, before they entered the door, Dikong understood what the atmosphere was.
"Oh, your uncle, look at it!"
"Auxiliary, you snatch the ADC BUFF, you don't have to do anything like this! You grab that one with chicken feathers! ”
"Push the tower, push the tower, kill Nima's head! It's a push tower game! ”
"Jungler, jungler, where the hell did you die, got lost, right?"
"Head dog, you head dog, and grab Lao Tzu's head again! Heads dogs are not allowed to house! ”
"Oh, why is the line broken. Damn, this is an elementary school student, right? ”
The shouts one after another, as well as the sound of some popular people who were about to drop the keyboard, instantly made Dikong understand what an atmosphere is, and feelings are this atmosphere.
Emperor Kong found Ge Xiaolun in the corner with black lines, this guy is frantically complaining about society because he was robbed of his head, spitting fragrant mouth, look at the stubble on this face, the big vest, the expression of overindulgence, plus a pair of flip-flops on his feet, a proper dick.
Ge Xiaolun, who was slapped on the shoulder, became angry, stood up and shouted: "Who, don't you see that you are busy, no matter how much you push, be careful of me, I ...... Me, I say hello to my eldest brother. ”
As soon as he turned around, Ge Xiaolun saw the emperor who was covered in tendons and flesh, and his clothes were about to explode, and in an instant, Ge Xiaolun made a difficult decision - he chose to follow his heart very decisively.
"Brother, is it in your way, is this going out, alas, I'll get out of the way." Ge Xiaolun nodded and said.
There's no way, look at this muscle, this punch is down, I guess I'll beg me not to die. Therefore, this is not cowardice, this is called from the heart.
Also, look at this black-clad man with sunglasses, and he still has a bulging bag on his waist, shouldn't it be some secret department? Could it be that my late-night watching of the film was exposed? This can't be, the dormitory invisible greatsword is too much more than me, and the two hard drives are almost full for him.
Ge Xiaolun really wanted to say, big brother, you move two positions, just the Sun thief next to me, just him, catch him and don't run away.
"No need." Emperor Kong glanced at him up and down: "Ge Xiaolun, we are here to find you." Let's go, find a place to talk. ”
"Cheng, I'll talk to my brothers." Ge Xiaolun resolutely carried forward the concept of continuing to coax and not wave, and nodded like a quail.
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In this way, Ge Xiaolun was taken by the two of them to a nearby café not far away. It's a shame that people didn't pay attention, otherwise his slippers might not have been able to come in.
"Ge Xiaolun, a native of Gejia Village......" Dikong took a pile of materials and read it slowly, almost finishing the things that Ge Xiaolun had done since he was a child, and even snatched a girl's lollipop when he was in kindergarten.
Ge Xiaolun was stunned, when did I rob the little girl's lollipop? It's all slander!
"Of course, this is all nonsense." Emperor Kong tossed the information aside.
Ge Xiaolun is angry, you say so much nonsense, if I didn't beat you, I would have beaten you a long time ago!
Well? Emperor Kong's brows froze, and a trace of coldness emanated from his eyes.
Suddenly, Ge Xiaolun was honest and sat upright as if he had military training in college.
Dikong nodded with satisfaction, it's okay to coax, it's good to say: "Now, you've been recruited." Two days later, I went to the barracks to report. ”
"What's that?" Ge Xiaolun's face was a question mark on his black face.
Grass, a type of plant.
Emperor Kong took out a form and put it on the table in front of him: "You will know the details later, but from now on, you are not a protected ordinary person, but a glorious warrior." ”
"Why!" Uncle Ge became irritable and started shooting.
"Tsk, I suggest you take a closer look." Emperor Kong pointed to the table in front of him.
Ge Xiaolun glanced down, helped up the stool that had fallen to the ground, and sat down silently: "You, you are faking!" Forged official seals, forged signatures! I didn't even fill out this form. ”
Emperor Kong smiled coldly and made a gloomy expression: "Who knows? Anyway, the mayor has already gone to your house to inform your parents in person. ”
"I, I'm not going."
"Huh." Emperor Kong said gloomily: "Deserters on the battlefield, depending on the seriousness of the circumstances, will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment to death, guess ......"
Uncle Ge was stunned in an instant, and his whole body was wilted, but he still wanted to struggle: "Why? I'm just a law-abiding citizen, and you, good people, are looking for me. People sit at home, and pots come from heaven. ”
Dikong's face returned to normal and said, "Child, if there is a way, I don't want to disturb your peaceful life. But sometimes that's it, the war comes suddenly, and when we are not ready, it comes. ”
"War, where did it come from? No, isn't there harmony in the news, and even the Middle East has rarely stopped. Besides, I'm just an ordinary college student. ”
"No one is born a warrior." Emperor Kong looked at him and pointed to the sky outside: "Where you can't see, war is breaking out. There is no quiet time in this world, but there are people who carry the weight for us. ”
Ge Xiaolun was silent for a long time, and asked with a smile: "Then I can't refuse, right?" ”
"I'm sorry, I can't do it. If you really want to be a deserter, you have to write it in the household register. It's not just you, it's your children who ......"
"It's done!" Ge Xiaolun slapped the table suddenly, and the whole person stood up: "You don't have to say it, buddy endure it." In a word, life and death are downlooked, and if you don't accept it, you will do it! ”
Dikong nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, what I want is this momentum." Someone will pick you up in two days. ”
With that, he didn't wait for Ge Xiaolun to come to his senses, he stood up and left the café with Applejack, who was covering his face and didn't know what to say.
On the way, Applejack said funny, "I thought that to deal with this kind of dick, I had to use beauty and temptation." I didn't expect you to have a way. Even scared, that's it. ”
Emperor Kong rolled his eyes: "You really dare to think about it." What we want is a warrior, not a dick who is carried away by love. ”
"Understood."
The two walked out of the café and got into the car.
Ge Xiaolun, who was sitting there, looked at the cup in front of him in a daze, and didn't understand why he agreed as soon as his head was hot. There's no way around it now, it's impossible to retreat.
After sitting for a while, Ge Xiaolun took the coffee and drank it all, then suddenly stiffened, and quickly looked outside: "Alas, you guys, you haven't paid yet."