Chapter 20: Lu Juan and the Five Ghosts

The writing style of the paper is not necessarily very good, but the content is absolutely rich, creating an image of a loyal imp who has been wronged, and also giving the five ghosts a big hat that eats inside and out.

After Lu Xiaofeng finished writing the paper, the dementor helped him draw a few talismans on the paper, so that the paper would appear in Yin Si after it was burned. He chose to go to Yan Jun to complain, but the specific Hades did not specify, there are ten Hades in the underworld, and he himself does not know who the pleadings will be sent to.

Many people will confuse Hades with Yama, but there is actually a big difference between the two, Yama is the Hades in Eastern mythology, and Yama is only the fifth hall of the ten halls of Yama. Buddhism was introduced to Middle-earth under the influence of Taoism, and there was a saying that there were ten halls of Yama, of which the fifth temple of Yama was in charge of the trial.

Lu Xiaofeng sued the Yin God, and it was supposed that he should have filed a complaint with the King of Yama, but he deliberately did not write it in the pleading. The dementor tells him that the paper will be burned and then go through the judge, and then the judge will decide whether to transfer it to Hades, and the relationship between the high-level NPCs in the game is intertwined, and he is not worried that the Yama king, who is known for his justice, will protect the five ghosts, but he is afraid that the judge will show favoritism.

Such worries are not unreasonable, in "Journey to the West", Tang Taizong's soul traveled to the underworld, and it was written in the book of life and death that he died in the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, and Judge Cui added two strokes to become Zhenguan for thirty-three years; In "Liao Zhai", because of his friendship with Zhu Erdan, Lu Juan not only changed his heart for him, but also helped his wife change a beautiful head......

Every leader in the real world has a secretary, and there are judges around the Ten Halls of Hades, and the judges are equivalent to the secretaries of Hades.

Lu Xiaofeng deliberately did not specify which Yan Jun to sue, and the ghost would not know which judge to hand it over, and he would inevitably ask the judges, and there were many people who knew about it, and a certain judge would have some scruples if he wanted to cover up.

Just as he thought, the ghost sent to the Hades Hall with the Yin Form in his hand, and he didn't know where to hand over the Yin Form. He first asked Judge Zhao under King Qin Guang, and Judge Zhao took the pleadings and read them, and said to the ghost: "All matters of the trial are in the hands of His Majesty the King of Yama, and you can take it and hand it over to Judge Lu." ”

Because the king of Yama was in charge of the Yin Division's judgment, he had three judges, and Judge Lu was one of them. It was this person who helped Zhu Erdan change his heart in "Liao Zhai", and he was shocked after seeing Lu Xiaofeng's black form, and asked the ghost: "Have you ever given this paper to other judges?" ”

The ghost cha hurriedly said: "Send it to Judge Zhao first, he said that His Majesty the King of Yama is responsible for all matters of the trial, let me hand over the pleadings to you." ”

"Fortunately, the ghost sent Lao Zhao first, and Lao Zhao knew that I and the five ghosts were inseparable, so I asked the ghost to send the paper to me." Lu Juan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, since only Lao Zhao had seen it, he could not tell the king first, so he said to the ghost: "This official has taken it, you go down first!" ”

The road is one foot high and the demon is one foot high, Lu Xiaofeng was worried that the judges under the King of Yama would show favoritism, so he took a lot of thought when writing the pleadings. It's a pity that the relationship between NPCs is more complicated than he imagined, Judge Zhao and Judge Lu have a relationship, Judge Lu and the five ghosts are incompatible, and his paper is still not delivered to Yan Jun.

Lu Juan sent the ghost away, and drove the yin wind to the residence of the five ghosts, only to see the five yin generals pushing the cup and drinking happily. He stepped forward with a yin shape and deliberately said with a straight face: "You are waiting here to rejoice, but you don't know that a catastrophe is coming." ”

Cao Shi of the Five Ghosts smiled and said: "We are Yin Gods, working diligently for the king every day, where will there be any trouble?" Brother Lu, don't be joking, you're late today, so let's punish yourself with three glasses first. ”

Lu Juan raised the paper in his hand and said, "It's not that I'm joking with you, did you take more money from others today without following the rules?" ”

Cao Shi said with a smile: "Brother Lu originally said this, today for the first time, there are Yiren to worship our five brothers, in order to earn some incense from Yiren, we did take some extra silver." Could it be that stranger didn't know how to come to the Yin Si to complain? Anyway, Yan Jun will not accept the money and trivial matters in the world, so he can sue him as he wants. ”

Lu Juan sighed and said, "That person sued for this matter, but not for you to embezzle money, but for colluding with outsiders to oppress your fellow clansmen. ”

"Collusion with outsiders to oppress fellow citizens?"

The five ghosts were all startled, we just took tens of thousands of taels of silver, what does this have to do with colluding with outsiders to oppress the same clan? Cao Shi took the paper from Lu Ju's hand, read it carefully, and said angrily: "That little ghost is clearly talking nonsense, our brother did take some more money from him, but at that time, I didn't expect that he was of the same clan, and he had a fart relationship with colluding with outsiders. ”

Lu Juan shook his head and said, "Why don't I know? It's just that this little ghost is extremely vicious, knowing that Yan Jun only asks about money and trivial matters, so he will make a fuss about you colluding with outsiders. If you are not helping the ghost clan, it is reasonable for him to sue him, the king has always been iron-faced and selfless, and he knows that you do not follow the rules and take more money from your clansmen, but I am afraid that your brother will not escape the blame. ”

"We're helping the Terrans."

Thinking of King Yama's iron-faced selflessness, Cao Shi broke down in a cold sweat, and hurriedly picked up the wine glass and said, "I hope my brother will be thoughtful about this matter, don't transfer the paper to Yan Jun first." ”

The other four ghosts also picked up their cups and echoed: "I hope my brother is thoughtful"

Lu Juan and the five ghosts had a drink, and said with a smile: "That's why I'm here, I'll hide the paper for you, but it's also a trouble for that little ghost to be unforgiving, and you have to go through it." ”

Cao Shi said with a smile: "I won't embarrass my brother, I will accompany my brother to have a drink first, and when our brother looks for that little ghost, we will definitely let him withdraw the paper." ”

The five ghosts accompanied Lu Juan to have a good time, and left the underworld while the wine was in the wind, and came to the novice cemetery where Lu Xiaofeng was. They found the dementor first, and when they learned that they had come to find the crazy second master, the dementor guessed that there was a judge who was secretly shielding him, and kindly persuaded him: "Five adults, that little ghost is also angry when he loses his money, and I hope that I don't want to embarrass him for the sake of my fellow clan." ”

Cao Shi said with a smile: "Just a 0-order ghost, we won't meet him in general, if he knows each other, it's fine, if he doesn't know each other, we will scare him, but we won't be more serious with him." ”

Lu Xiaofeng was gambling on the odds in the dungeon at this time, his luck was not ordinarily bad, and he couldn't even pass the ghost king's nose after trying for a long time. Because he offended the five ghosts, he was worried that he would be retaliated, so he logged into the mall before coming to the underground palace and exchanged all the 320,000 taels of silver for soft sister coins.

The five ghosts soon appeared at the door of the dungeon, and when they saw Lu Xiaofeng trying to pass through the dungeon, Cao Shi smiled and said: "The 0th-order lonely soul wants to pass in front of the ghost king, the little ghost is really overwhelmed, no wonder he will write a yin complaint against us." ”

The other four ghosts laughed together, and the second Li Jiu walked up to Lu Xiaofeng and said, "Crazy second master, you wrote a letter to slander our brothers for colluding with foreigners, are you guilty?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, he wanted to bring the lawsuit to the king of Hades, but unfortunately the little ghost was difficult, and the paper was not handed over in the end. Because of the memory of ten years of games, the five ghosts did not panic when they came to the door, and said lightly: "The five adults took away more than 30,000 taels of silver from me, but don't you allow me to seek justice?" ”

Li Jiu snorted coldly and said: "We are the five ghosts who are responsible for fortune, you have hundreds of thousands of taels of silver alone, and it is within our share of wealth to share the wealth." ”

Lu Xiaofeng scoffed: "Since the five adults are doing their part, why are you afraid that I will go to His Majesty the King of Yama to tell you?" ”

Li Jiu was speechless for a while, and it was indeed their brother's job to make money, but because it was the first time to help strangers make money, they sandwiched some private goods in order to make a name for themselves. This was originally nothing, Yan Jun wouldn't ask about the money and trivial matters in the world, but this damn little ghost is just colluding with foreigners, which is a bit troublesome.

The five ghosts have a high status in the underworld, and they are also responsible for fortune, and they are respectful to the aborigines and strangers wherever they go. I thought it would be easy to deal with the little ghost, but this guy didn't get in the oil and salt, and Li Jiu also became a little angry: "Little ghost, if you don't know each other, don't blame our brother for being unkind to you." “

Lu Xiaofeng sneered again: "Although you are not polite to me, you can kill me as many times as you want, and you want me to withdraw the paper." ”

The half-drunk five ghosts were not very good-tempered, and when they saw Lu Xiaofeng's appearance of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, they became angry, and Zhu Guang, who had the most explosive temper, slapped Lu Xiaofeng to death.

Seeing that the little ghost turned into white light and disappeared, the fourth Wang Ren said with some worry: "We came to the yang world to find him to resolve the grudge, and the fifth child slapped him to death like this, and the grudge is getting bigger and bigger." ”

Zhu Guang snorted coldly and said: "Dealing with this kind of imp is nothing more than coercion and temptation, if he is willing to give in, he will be sent away with some benefits." Since he doesn't know what to do like this, he can only intimidate him, even if the Inhuman soul is immortal, he will be afraid of killing him a few times. ”

Zhu Guang thought beautifully, but the truth was very different from what he thought, and Lu Xiaofeng showed a playful smile after resurrection. He hung up hundreds of times in order to collect the raw materials of the Spirit Fire Pill, where did he care about being killed by the five ghosts a few more times? The more the five ghosts killed him, the greater the number he wrote on the black form, and the easier it was to win Yan Jun's sympathy......

Shi Shiran returned to the gate of the underground palace, saw him smiling, Zhu Guang thought that he had softened, and said proudly: "The little ghost now knows that he is afraid?" Honestly withdraw the paper, our brother will give you some benefits, otherwise he will kill you once a day. ”

Lu Xiaofeng pouted and said: "It's too little to kill me once a day, if the adults kill me more than a hundred times in a row, maybe I'll withdraw the paper when I'm in a good mood." I'm very busy, and the five adults also have to do their part, and if you want to kill me today, you won't waste everyone's time. ”