002: Rebirth system
Li Cheng's dizziness when he fell was not over, he hung on the clouds and couldn't maintain his balance, swayed from side to side, and finally found his balance and landed on the solid stone platform.
Li Tao looked at it carefully and found that it was a fountain floating in the sky: "Is this heaven or earth???? β
A barrage floated up from the ground: [Of course this is the underworld, who are you? Could it be that you are a rescuer sent by the monkeys? γ
Li Cheng made a grimace, but his tongue was interrupted before he could spit it out: "You are &Β₯%#Β₯......*#@#, uh!!! I'm #Β₯%......&......&"
Looking left and right, I found that I seemed to have missed a lot of sounds, what she just said, I am not a rescuer sent by the monkey, why can't I hear it?
ββ¦ οΏ₯%&&***β¦ (I am an angel sent by God!) οΌβ
She was silenced.
She's not a monkey rescuer! Is she a little angel sent by God!!! She's encore! She is a cute little angel~!!
Another line of barrage drilled out of the ground: [66666666666, this wave of operations can be had, don't let you complain, it's cool!!] γ
Li Cheng jumped up: "What?!! Don't let you complain? I'm going to complain! This&...... οΏ₯@#οΏ₯%β¦β¦&**οΌοΌοΌοΌοΌ β
As long as it is a complaining voice, it can't be made, and it is itchy in the bottom of my heart.
The fairy sister holding the fairy sword shouted loudly: "I won't pick up scumbags in the trash can!" If you take one step further, I'll pull out your fairy bones!" Cut off our sisterhood with your own hands! β
The nun chased after her: "Sister, I didn't mean to rob you of a man!" But Brother Qi, he really doesn't like you! β
Li Cheng was about to vomit when he saw these two lines of dialogue: "Gross!" What the hell is thisΒ₯,Ahhh,......hh What %&@#@, beep...... Beep ......"
Li Cheng scratched her hair frantically, because before she could say anything, her complaint had been silenced. The voice couldn't come out, Li Cheng turned into starry eyes angrily, and she seemed to be about to burst.
Li Cheng clutched his chest, which was more uncomfortable than letting her die.
Then the scene changed again.
In front of them, it became a CBD building, and two boys climbed the stairs for a long time to stand on the rooftop.
The male protagonist pinched the other party's chin and said, "I quit smoking for ten years for you, so you can't eat a piece of salmon for me~?!!! β
Li Cheng felt that he was holding back the sweetness in his throat, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
The little poor replied aggrievedly: "You know that I don't eat raw things, what do you have to force me to do?!" It's for your own good to quit smoking!! β
The male protagonist looked at each other in disbelief: "But you used the breakup to coerce me to quit smoking!! β
This doesn't make her complain, what's the point of keeping her eyes open.
Before she could vent her power of complaining with her movements, she was returned to her place.
However, the action of lying on the corpse and hitting the street was all recognized by the system as functional body language with complaints, so the action of lying on the corpse was also put in place, and she returned to the upright state again.
Li Cheng was so desperate: "Help! β¦β¦ Help me! Who's going to save me! β¦β¦ Save the baby!
Huh? β¦β¦ Ay...... Sure enough, only normal feelings can make a sound...... Ghost *......"
A line of system prompts drilled out of the ground: [Lord Hades suggests that you go to reincarnate yo ~~~~~]
Li Cheng whimpered: "Reincarnate you (sister)...... Beep#Β₯%&&...... Well, okay okay, I surrendered, I went to reincarnation!! β
After that, Li Cheng was instantly teleported back to the Hades Palace.
Hades is turning over the book of life and death.
Li Cheng jumped up and snatched the life and death bo: "Hmph, I want to pick it myself!" β
Hades snapped his fingers, and Li Cheng was pressed by the barrage mountain and turned into a cake, "Oops......!!! β
The book of life and death in his hand flew back into the hands of Hades.
Hades cleared his throat and said, "Well, don't you be bold and make sense of this!" Dare to snatch the magic weapon of this seat.
Looks like you still haven't been here enough, go to heaven! β
After that, Li Cheng pulled a rope on top of her head and dragged her up.
Heaven is full of doomsday volcanoes, and the appearance of an imminent eruption is black and slimy.
The little devil grabbed the volcanic ash on the ground and wiped it on Li Cheng's face: "Lord Hades said that I want you to sing, this is your job. β
Li Cheng's face was smeared black, and she stood on the stands, and the black pressure under the stands was full of ghosts, but there was no sound.
The little devil handed her a microphone: "Sing!" β
There was no accompaniment, no shouting, and no spotlight, Li Cheng was stared at by many pairs of eyes and was super uncomfortable.
Especially when her face was smeared with something as black as soot, she must be as black as Bao Gong, so she can't let her be fine?
Picking up the microphone, her body moved like a marionette, just like when she stood on the stage and was an idol.
She wanted to put on a show so hard, it seemed like she hadn't been in the center of the stage for a long time.
But what's the point of standing in the C position on this stage?
There was no audience in the audience, just a bunch of imps.
She posed so many idol poses, and the ghosts in the audience didn't react at all, which was really disappointing.
Li Cheng was tired and out of breath after singing two songs with all her might, and she complained indignantly: "You didn't respond to singing to you, so what do you like!"
Could it be Deyun Club......
O God! I want to cry and faint in the toilet......
Since you don't like this, well, I'll sing you the "Crematorium Song", I think it's more appropriate!! β
In the spirit of professionalism, Li Cheng adjusted her breath, and when her voice came out, she became very sandy: "Ah~~~ In another fifty years."
Let's meet!
Sent to the crematorium and burned to ashes~~~
A bunch of you, a bunch of me, no one knows anyone, all sent to the countryside to make fertilizer! β
When singing here, the little ghosts in the audience began to shout as if they had been lit up, and some raised the billboard and shouted slogans, and the voices came one after another, and they couldn't tell how harsh it was.
Li Cheng's psychology is very unpleasant, is this the so-called underworld-style support?!!!
She was reluctant to sing anymore, but her body was still holding on to it: "Ah dear friends, who will burn you to ashes first?" Burn me first? β¦β¦
Ah, fifty more years
Let's meet
Send it to the crematorium, all burned to ashes~~~ You are a pile, I am a pile, no one knows anyone, all sent to the countryside to make fertilizer! β
Write down all the clues in her little notebook.
After waking up from this severe cold, the whole person was full of indescribable weirdness, do you want to find a master who can pinch and calculate?