"Plaintiff, race, hmm...... Kobold, it's called lalala, it's very easy to remember. The presiding judge raised his head and glanced at the plaintiff, who had never seen it and thought it was similar to a werewolf, but when he saw it, he had a dog-like look on his face.

"Yes, Your Excellency."

"Just call the judge, by the way, can you take the candle off your head......"

"Can't take my candles...... This is the custom of our kobolds. ”

"Do we still need candles in this court? You're ...... Forget it, be careful not to drip the wax oil on the floor. Song Jinqiao sighed, the plaintiffs and defendants who have been fighting lawsuits over the years are strange, and those who like to light candles are not bad. There are also plaintiffs with hard scales on their buttocks, and they sit on the stool of the court at every turn, like a magic steel belly, and it is good to get used to it.

This kobold, a circle larger than the goblin, has a much higher IQ, is slightly cunning, likes to dig in the mine on weekdays, and is a creature that lives in the mining area like the dwarf, and is characterized by liking to light a candle on his head.

If you suddenly remove his candles, he will be dispossessed and panicked, as if Shin Hachiki had lost his (O-O) ← glasses.

"Then the plaintiff Lalala, suing the defendant Ophelia, the case of infringement of the right to health, is now in court. The subject matter of this case is relatively small, so the summary procedure is adopted, and I will try it alone. ”

"Not applying."

"Not applying."

"Spark, what is the right to health?" Nystina asked quietly, lowering her voice.

This word sounds more professional, but in fact, it means that a part of the body is injured, and Sparker thought for a while and explained: "It's Ophelia who scalded someone with boiling water, and he hasn't scalded to death, and if he wants to burn to death, it's a dispute over the right to life, and it may even involve criminal imprisonment." ”

The judge interrupted their whispers: "Ahem...... The plaintiff is now invited to state the facts and reasons. ”

"Yes, Your Excellency. Here's the thing, I've always heard that the cakes in this shop are delicious, so I wanted to eat them, and they tasted really good, and there was always a feeling of fluttering fairy when they ate them, like Tinker Bell on TV. “

"You want to say a little master...... "The presiding judge corrected, I don't know why, I am particularly concerned about this strange point, and I always think of a bad Internet collective memory more than 10 years ago.

The kobold nodded like pounding garlic: "Yes, yes, little master, after eating, there is a feeling that the whole body is glowing golden, which is particularly refreshing...... Of course, after eating, I wanted to ask the waitress to help me add some water, and who knew that she would splash boiling water on me! The kobold looked at the judge's back, which was covered with plaster, and seemed to be badly burned.

"Oooh oh...... The defendant is Ophelia...... Well? Is that Ophelia? The judge looked carefully, after all, the people who were related to the heart-digging case before, in terms of whether divination can be used as evidence, Haotian Court and Xuanyuan actually had their own words, and in the end Xuanyuan retreated, so this name was more or less heard: "I didn't expect it, you guys are still very hard, you have to go to a coffee shop to work part-time on weekdays, and then find a serious job to do, divination is a feudal superstitious activity that doesn't cost much, you have to believe in science." ”

"The dwarf ...... before" Ophelia just wanted to complain, your court lost the judge and found it by feudal superstition, but before he could speak, he was interrupted by the judge: "Okay, okay, do you work in this coffee shop?" ”

"Who's working!! I was just going to have dinner with Sparker that day. Ophelia argued.

"Oh, it turns out that Lawyer Shi is also here...... Lawyer Shi, I think you have a tendency recently, that is, there are a lot of strange cases, you can easily appear on the scene, in fact, many times in our court suspect that you have the potential to be a disaster, you have to be careful...... And then what? Did you have a meal? ”

Spark's face was confused, why did this statement of facts and reasons come to me?

Ophelia continued: "Yes, let's go to have afternoon tea together, and then there is no boiling water, and after shouting for a long time, there is no waiter to pay attention to me, so I will go and pour the water myself." Who knows, when I got to the boiling water stove, this kobold asked me to add boiling water to him! Do I look so much like a waiter? ”

The presiding judge glanced at the name of the shop: Az Cat Lady Cafe, which sounded like there were a lot of cat girls in it. I took another look at Ophelia, and coincidentally, isn't this a cat lady!

"Hmm...... In other words, the plaintiff mistook you for a waiter and asked you to add boiling water to him. You feel like you've been mistaken, and you're angry, so you splash boiling water on it? Deliberately splashed ...... Well? Deliberately spilled? This one...... If your burn is serious, it will be sentenced, do you know what you are talking about? The presiding judge, Song Jinqiao, suddenly became nervous, if criminal facts are found in this civil case, according to the principle of criminal first, then civil, the trial will be suspended and then transferred to Xuanyuan.

Ophelia slapped the table, more momentum than the chief judge, and he really deserved to be the head of the family who overwhelmed Erha: "What do you want me to splash boiling water?" He asked me to help him add boiling water, and I thought about it, so I could help him, and it was fine anyway. Who knew that the foot slipped, and the kettle flew out...... I didn't mean to, I just wanted to add boiling water and kobolds in general. ”

"If it's not intentional, it's not intentional, I'm just asking, what are you doing so fiercely......" Presiding Judge Song Jinqiao was frightened by the momentum, but like a prisoner, Nestina couldn't help but feel funny when she saw this big change in attitude, and quickly covered her mouth with a burst of laughter.

This look of smiling but not smiling was seen by the presiding judge, who glared angrily and moved his anger to the next door:

"Lawyer Shi, tell me, what is your opinion?"

"I think the accident happened when the defendant Ophelia, who was mistaken for a staff member at this Az Cat Lady coffee shop, and then helped customers refill tea and pour water. Therefore, I think this applies to the causal management of the Civil Code. ”

The so-called causeless management is too complicated to explain, in layman's terms, it has nothing to do with you, but you have done something for others in order to avoid losses. Then, you can ask the other party to pay a proper management fee, or ask for appropriate compensation.

"That's why we applied to add the store as a second defendant."

The presiding judge looked at the materials, and if it did happen in the store, it was not wrong to apply for the store to be the second defendant: "This second defendant, the agent of the Azi Cat Lady Coffee Shop...... I've been wanting to ask why it's a man...... Your name is Az, isn't it? ”

The second defendant is a man, a human man, who looks very rich and wears a limited edition DVA T-shirt: "Judge Meow, my name is not Azmeow, I also have a name and a surname?" The name of the shop is Azi, so I'm going to call it Azi's ...... Meow, my surname is Sun, and my name is Sanfeng Meow. ”

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"Oh, the second defendant, your name is Sun Sanfeng...... Is it? The name is quite long.,How did the household registration department register you with this name Sanfeng Meow at that time?? ”

"It's not meow! My name is Sun Sanmeow, and I don't have a peak...... No, my name is Sun Sanfeng, and I don't have a meow...... Meow. ”

"Why do you ...... A meow should be added to the end of each sentence. ”

"Speaking of which, you don't believe the judge meow, I lost a bet with a friend, and I have to talk about the meow with the back of the meow all my life, and then I said meow for more than ten years, I can't change the meow." Sun Sanfeng said.

"Hmm...... Cat girls don't meow meow, you meow meow, forget it, don't care, then do you have a cat lady waiter in this Azi cat lady coffee shop? Well...... Meow? It seems that the presiding judge thinks that adding a meow can communicate more smoothly.

"There's no cat lady waiter, I have to be the boss and serve tea and pour water."

"Then you are suspected of fraud, why is there no cat lady in the cat lady coffee shop...... Don't tell me that I don't have a wife in my wife's cake, I don't eat this set. The presiding judge seemed angry, especially about the fact that there were no cat girls in the café.

"Your Excellency, we're not a cat lady coffee shop!" Sun Sanfeng was so anxious that he didn't even add a meow.

The presiding judge thought that he had made a mistake, picked up the materials and looked at them again, and confirmed them several times: "The name of your store, isn't it called, Azi Cat Lady Coffee Lady?" ”

"Our shop, called Azi Cat ~ Niang Coffee ~ ~ Azi Cat is a cat raised in our store, Niang Coffee, which means that this coffee is like the taste of the coffee made by the mother when she goes out in the morning, which makes people have an endless aftertaste...... It's a Japanese usage, do you understand? Understand? Sun Sanfeng quibbled, it still made sense to listen.

"I understand the work, then there is indeed no cat lady in your store, others treat this customer Ophelia as a cat lady waiter, you are also negligent, applicable to the management of no cause, and need to bear part of the liability for compensation. Do you understand? ”

Sun Sanfeng, who was countered to the First Army, obviously did not want to bear this liability for compensation, "This...... Who asked her to help pour boiling water meow, I will never splash boiling water on other people's heads, and she said nonsense, she said that the soles of her feet were slippery, and the non-slip bricks used in our store are not vitrified bricks, how could it slip to?? She must have meowed on purpose! ”

In many cases, in an infringement case, the process is often a two-party dispute to see who shares the responsibility a little more.

Sparker retorted at this time: "This is not logical, generally speaking, if you want to estimate that pouring boiling water on other people's heads, it is obviously better to carry the pot and splash it, why should you also drop the pot on the ground, it is obviously a slip." ”

This is also reasonable, this deliberately poured water, splashed water, imagine this action, you know that pouring water generally does not fly out of the pot together.

And even the water and kettle flew out together, and it was indeed more likely to slide.

"It's true that the likelihood of slipping is higher. You say she did it on purpose, what other evidence do you have not? ”

"Yes! Because she's a cat lady! Sun Sanfeng explained

"yes." So said the judge.

"yes." Lala la said.

"yes." Sparker said.

"Hey, why did you even defect?? I really slipped and fell!! Ophelia grabbed Spark's collar.

"No, no, Ophelia, you cat girls are so balanced, it's weird to say that slipping and falling......" Sparker regretted saying "yes". But in fact, the cat lady is a kind of agile super high, flexible species, generally speaking, five or six meters in the air to fall, basically no problem, if someone hit something, it is also an instant to restore balance, to say slip and fall...... There is only one possibility: "So, the reason why Ophelia slipped and fell at that time was because there was standing water on the ground!" No matter how non-slip this anti-slip brick is, it will inevitably slip if there is stagnant water! ”

The judge thought for a while and asked the shopkeeper: "Sun Sanmeow, do you have any surveillance video in this store?" ”

"It's Sun Sanfeng Meow, not Sun Sanmei Meow, our store hasn't been open for a long time and hasn't installed monitoring, but I have a witness!"

"Then you didn't say it earlier, you asked your witnesses to testify in court quickly." The presiding judge, Song Jinqiao, was a little impatient, threw the file on the table, and sighed, a case so simple, so complicated, why bother, why bother.