Chapter 156: Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers
When Curry Sauce heard Yifei's words, he couldn't help but glance at Zhao Haitang a few times, and saw that Zhao Haitang's hairstyle was messy, his clothes were not neat, and his mental state was not good.
As soon as Zhao Haitang was brought into the dream, the curry sauce was shaking, looked at Yifei, and said sincerely: "Thank you, Sister Yifei, when you say that, I really think my dream is still there." ”
Zhao Haitang: "??? ”
Isn't it, even you want to pierce my heart?
Miracle looked at everyone who was tired and looked at Yifei: "Yifei, tonight is a test of my invention, Meijia's due date is just a few days, everyone is very tired, I think the next few days should have a good rest, so as not to lose energy when you get it." ”
"yes, we're going to get some rest."
"Agreed."
When the others heard the miracle words, they all agreed, and they really didn't sleep very well these days.
Even Ziqiao was nodding.
There is no way, if it goes on like this, Ziqiao feels that his body will be unbearable, and when the time comes, Mei Jia will be born, and he will almost be gone.
In order to see the baby, I still have to live.
Yifei looked at everyone and said, "I know you are all tired, but childbirth is a major event in life, and giving birth to a woman is the same as going through the ghost gate."
For the sake of Mijia and the lovely baby, we will practice a few more times to check and fill in the gaps, just in case. ”
"If you persist in it, it will be over when the child is born."
When Zhao Haitang heard Yifei's words, he couldn't help but complain: "Teacher Hu, what you said is too exaggerated, in fact, giving birth to a child is not so scary, my mother said that when she gave birth to me, I came out as soon as I was forced." ”
"That's right, Yifei." Zhang Wei looked at Yifei and said: "I used to watch the news a lot, saying that high school girls give birth in the toilet, and I heard that giving birth to a child is the same as pulling a poop, there is nothing to be afraid of." ”
When Yifei heard the words of Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei, her brows furrowed, and she said helplessly: "You people, how can you realize the horror of having a child?" You don't even know how much pain the girls have had in those days. ”
Yoyo, Curry Sauce and Dali nodded again and again.
Yifei thought for a while and said, "The hospital has a childbirth experience machine, which can allow you to experience the pain of giving birth, you go with me tomorrow to see if you dare to say cool things." ”
Zhang Wei heard that he wanted to experience the horror of having a child, so he asked weakly: "Yifei, I'm not talking about cool things, really, and I'm afraid of pain, can I not go." ”
When Yifei heard Zhang Wei's words, he smiled kindly and said, "Of course you can, as long as you cooperate with my drill 100% later, you can not go." ”
Zhao Haitang heard Yifei's conditions, thought about it, and said, "Then I'd better go, I'm not afraid of pain." ”
"Me too." Ziqiao and Guan Gu said at the same time.
Miracles don't matter, drills and experiences are troublesome.
Yifei didn't say anything about the miracle when he saw it, so he asked the miracle: "What?" Are you scared? ”
Miracle: "??? ”
I'm scared? With my physical fitness, the pain has no effect, I just feel troublesome, since you said so, then I can only go.
Thinking of this, the miracle said, "That's it, go ahead." ”
Seeing the miracle with a look of indifference, he said, "Miracle, do you want me to accompany you?" ”
The miracle said, "You can go if you want, I just think it's so troublesome." ”
Vigorously: "........"
It's a good trouble.
Yifei said: "Then since that's the case, let's go back to sleep." ”
Then they went back to sleep.
The next day.
Yifei came to the maternity hospital with Miracle and others.
Yifei said as he walked: "The childbirth experience is to stimulate the contraction of muscles by means of weak current, simulating the pain achieved during childbirth, which is 1-10 levels.
Those who can listen to it for fifteen minutes at level 10 will receive a certificate. ”
"What! And a certificate of merit! "The eyes of people other than miracles light up when they hear the certificate.
Zhao Haitang patted his chest and said, "From childhood to adulthood, I will get any award, and I will get it this time." ”
"I'm going to get a certificate too, so Yoyo will compliment me." Guan Gu said with a wistful face.
"If I get a certificate, I will hang it in my law firm, so that when the client comes, they will trust me more." Zhang Wei thought that he would have many customers in the future, and his face was full of excitement.
Ziqiao looked at the photo of Meijia in his hand, clenched his fists, and said, "Meijia, don't worry, I will definitely get the certificate." ”
Miracle saw that everyone was so excited, and he didn't say anything.
This certificate doesn't do him any good, it doesn't matter.
Miracle is still interested in the pain, and wants to know how strong his body has reached now.
While talking, everyone entered the childbirth experience room.
The furnishings in the experience room are very simple, with the doctor's office area on the far left, and the hospital bed and experience machine in the middle.
When the doctor saw Yifei, a smile appeared on his face, and he said, "Woman, are you here again?" ”
"Woman?" Vigorously heard the doctor's address to Yifei, showing a puzzled expression.
When the miracle saw the doctor, he knew why Yifei was called a woman, wasn't this doctor the previous osteopathic master, Huang Huifeng?
When Ziqiao saw this doctor, he felt a sense of familiarity, then fixed his eyes and said in surprise: "Ah, Master Huang." ”
Guan Gu said in surprise: "Why are you here?" ”
Master Huang said: "I was bent on creating a fame, but then I didn't break out, I encountered danger, and I felt that I was not suitable for the rivers and lakes anymore, so I came to work in the hospital. ”
When Ziqiao heard Master Huang's words, he unconsciously looked at Yifei, he seriously suspected that the danger that Master Huang was talking about was Hu Yifei.
Zhao Haitang saw that everyone knew each other, and felt that it was amazing, and he felt that there were acquaintances everywhere.
Vigorously leaned into the miracle's ear and asked the miracle: "What is the name of this Master Huang?" ”
Miracle said: "Huang Hui Feng." ”
Vigorously: "??? ”
Dali said: "This master's name is a bit unique. ”
Miracle smiled.
"That's right, Yifei." Miracle looked at Yifei and said, "You've been here before?" ”
Yifei nodded and said, "I brought Zeng Xiaoxian here." ”
"What?" Ziqiao heard Yifei's words and said, "How are Mr. Zeng's grades?" ”
Yifei recalled that Zeng Xiaoxian had just laid down on the hospital bed at that time, and the person fainted, thinking of this, Yifei felt so embarrassed, so he said: "He surprised me." ”
After speaking, he gave Master Huang a look and signaled him not to talk nonsense.
Master Huang has been wandering the rivers and lakes for many years, and of course he understood, so he nodded.
He looked at the miracles and asked, "Which of you will come first?" ”
"I'll go first!" Zhao Haitang was the first to decisively go up: "I want to be the first person to win the award." ”
No one argued with him, everyone wanted to see how the pain was.
Ziqiao took out his mobile phone to broadcast live: "Good morning, everyone, today Uncle Xiaobu came to broadcast a man giving birth to a child for everyone."
The first challenger is the young man in front of him, the so-called newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, guess how much pain he can endure? If you guess right, there is a surprise to give. ”