Lu Ziqiao said helplessly: "What's the matter, she has to ask me to add some sensational words at the end of the speech, I'm a big man, I can't read it!" ”

"What kind of speech is it that makes it so difficult?" Miracle asked.

Lu Ziqiao sighed and took the notebook in Meijia's hand: "Respected leaders, fathers and fellow villagers, hello everyone, the red flag is fluttering in the wind, and the athletes' morale is high." ”

"This community fitness competition is a competition with level, style and demeanor."

"The residents played out the friendship, the level of the game, and the style of the game."

"Hey Pineapple Cake is honored to sponsor this competition, I wish everyone's life is like Hey Pineapple Cake, nutritious and fragrant!" This hey pineapple cake is a sudden idea of Meijia last time, and everyone thinks it is very good.

But why does this speech look so much like the cheering script written during the school sports day?

Isn't that last sentence too boring? No coaxing at all! ”

"It's not that the last sentence is boring, it's that the whole paragraph is so boring!" Zhao Haitang heard that he was depressed.

"I agree, this draft, are you sure it's not Baidu?" Miracle said that he didn't believe that this was Baidu's.

Dali also complained: "It's still very old-fashioned, do you plan to dye your hair gray and stick a fake beard to read it when the time comes?" ”

was dissed by three people all of a sudden, and Lu Ziqiao said bitterly: "Of course it's Baidu, I can't write?" ”

"Don't embarrass Zi Qiao, it's not easy for him to get this sponsorship opportunity." Hu Yifei said two words to help Ziqiao.

Miracle nodded, and suddenly proposed: "Eh! You can ask Zhao Haitang to help! Didn't he say he was the best at writing? ”

"How can I, a person who is going to win the Nobel Prize in Literature sooner or later, write such a thing?" Zhao Haitang looked very forced.

Vigorously and directly lifted the bottom: "Last time, Lao Bu helped you shoot dead cockroaches, and you said that you would repay your kindness." ”

"Do you remember such a small thing?" Zhao Haitang was surprised, and immediately waved, "I'm so moved~"

The miracle was another slap that slapped Zhao Haitang's face away from the one he was trying to get close to, and then said disdainfully: "Because of that cockroach, you are crying and running back and forth between the two suites, screaming and crying for your father and mother, it is really hard for people to forget." ”

Zhao Haitang's face turned green.

The miracle made up again: "After saying so for a long time, you can't write a speech, right?" Looks like I'm looking down on you. ”

"Just kidding! Where in the world is there an article I can't write?! Zhao Haitang instantly showed off seriously, "Let me tell you, there are four main ways to write speeches!" ”

It's just that without waiting for him to introduce, Lu Ziqiao and Meijia stood behind him and patted him on the shoulder together and said, "Please!" Begonia Brothers! ”

Zhao Haitang ..... silently

There was a commotion in the next room, and everyone looked at each other and got up.

As soon as I arrived at 3602, I saw Applejack be the first to slam the door from inside, and he didn't forget to turn around and snort! Then he turned around and walked away angrily.

Next is an aunt holding a dog and an aunt dressed in green, followed by Bruce Lee's version of Xiao Hei, and the three of them have exactly the same temper.

It was as if they had suffered some monstrous anger.

Looking at the miracle, a few people stared at the door in a daze.

"With this posture, Lawyer Zhang will be fine, right?" Miracles are stunning.

Everyone thought it was very possible, so they hurriedly walked in to see if Zhang Wei was dead or alive.

I saw Zhang Wei weakly holding on to the sofa, painfully touching his grinning face in pain, and the whole person couldn't stop wailing.

Miracle asked, "Lawyer Zhang, are you okay?" Beaten by tricks?! ”

Zhang Wei said: "Who dares to beat a lawyer." ”

"Then you're holding on to the sofa, what's wrong? Backache? Kidney deficiency? Miracle guessed again.

"Go, go, go! What and what! Zhang Wei was so tired that he didn't have the strength to retort loudly.

Curry Sauce walked out of the office, frowned and said, "Lawyer Zhang, your back...."

Zhang Wei hasn't reacted yet: "There is always a time in life when I carry it, and it will pass." ”

"I mean your clothes!" Curry paste explained.

Zhang Wei didn't know why, so he turned around and asked everyone to help take a look.

Hiss!

The clothes on Zhang Wei's back were scratched and torn, like a beggar's outfit, and like an embarrassment scratched out by the mother-in-law at home.

Everyone was shocked!

Miracle couldn't help but smile and said, "Oh my God! Which junior approached you here, right? ”

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes: "I don't even have a girlfriend, and I'm still a junior, it should be the dog that Aunt Wang hugged that ripped it up." ”

Hu Yifei said helplessly: "I asked you to mediate a community dispute, how did you make it like a group fight?" What's the situation? ”

Zhang Wei said slowly: "The facts of the case are like this, Aunt Wang was walking her dog in the community, and the dog leash tripped over Ajie who was skateboarding, Ajie fell and injured her hand, and it happened that Xiao Hei was parking in the community at this time. ”

"When I got out of the car, I stepped on Applejack's skateboard, smashed my new phone, and crushed Aunt Wang's dog."

"The puppy was frightened and depressed."

Miracle sighed: "This is really a ring and a ring~"

Dali said: "It's normal, everything is full of cause and effect, but their cause and effect are relatively bad." ”

Curry sauce said with a bitter face: "Some of them have to pay for medical expenses, and some have to pay for their mobile phones, and they can't say how to adjust it, and Lawyer Zhang is depressed!" ”

Next, the curry sauce briefly explained the process to everyone.

After speaking, she also sighed at the scene where the three people frantically slapped the table and argued: "They definitely shot the rhythm!" Shoot out the momentum! Shoot stubborn! ”

"Huh! That's good! Returns can be added to the speech. Meijia's eyes lit up and she told Lu Ziqiao.

Zhang Wei snorted and chirped: "I mediated the conference well, and it became an iron sand palm practice meeting!" ”

The miracle said, "Why don't you change the iron table, lawyer Zhang?" That way, you won't be afraid of them slapping the table. ”

"Please, it's expensive to change tables, okay?! Besides, if they are injured by slapping the iron table, and they turn around and come to me to settle accounts, am I not dead? ”

Miracle shrugged his shoulders, and it was not unreasonable.

vigorously sighed: "They must be the descendants of Archimedes"

Everyone looked at her suspiciously, and vigorously added: "This can all be barred!" ”

Miracle suggested Zhang Wei: "Lawyer Zhang, since it won't work for you to be reasonable, otherwise, you will act emotionally~"

"You can use the love between neighbors to make them big things small, and small things into small things~"

"Love?" Zhang Wei frowned and said, "Really? Then I'll try it next time I mediate. ”

Hu Yifei also suggested: "Zhang Wei, as a lawyer, if you can't be soft, you can come hard!" ”

Zhang Wei was embarrassed and said: "As a mediator, how can I slap the table first?!" That's unprofessional! ”

The word professional is placed on Zhang Wei.

Miracle really doesn't know what to say, let's say he's not professional, he can finally pass the lawyer's license, let's say he's professional, so many defeats can't be said in a day or two.