Chapter 561: Tiancang's Request
The thought that he was going to get close to the notorious flower bustard, Bi Fang's heart was like ashes, he hated his cowardice and cowardice, because he was afraid of death to accept such excessive conditions. However, he really didn't have the courage to die, his remnant soul had wandered for so many years, and it was finally resurrected, and he didn't want to be completely gone.
Seeing the object of the close-up, Bi Fang suddenly felt less uncomfortable, is this really a flower bustard? The dark red feathers are extremely pure, with beautiful black lines, and there seems to be flames beating in the eyes, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is an ancient beast.
If it's such a special bustard, it's nothing to be close to her. Bi Fang quickly adjusted his mentality, and his mood became happy. This bustard is also a different species, as long as she is willing to take the initiative, it is nothing to give her a handout.
Bi Fang is a legendary ancient divine bird, although the flower bustard of Tianyou Island is very good, she was a little incredulous when she heard that Bi Fang was going to come to meet her. Bi Fang really appeared, her heart was full of excitement, and she couldn't wait to throw herself into Lord Bi Fang's arms immediately.
"I want to be calm, I want to be reserved, I'm not your average bustard. The island owner said before that it was Lord Bi Fang who admired me, and he should have taken the initiative, so I couldn't be looked down upon by him. “
The bustard paced gracefully, as if he didn't take Bi Fang in his eyes, and walked around the zoo by himself. On the surface, she doesn't care, but in fact, she is panicked in her heart, if I take a shelf like this, will Lord Bi Fang leave angrily?
"Forget it, I'll pace back and forth three times, and if Lord Bi Fang hasn't moved, I'll take the initiative. We have counted eighteen generations of flower bustards, and we have never gathered such a divine bird as Bi Fang, this is the first time that I have opened the world, and this opportunity should not be missed. ”
Bi Fang felt that he was already wronged by the flower bustard, and he couldn't let go of the shelf and take the initiative, and the flower bustard was a thousand willing, but he wanted to pretend to be reserved. The atmosphere suddenly became delicate, two stupid birds, you don't care about me, I don't care about you, and the dry wood can't be burned.
The wolf is a person who can't bear it, and the performance of the two stupid birds makes him very dissatisfied, he is not good at teaching the flower bustard, but the lesson is handy: "Lao Tzu and his wife have arranged it for you, you are not moving, do you have to ask me to find a gun carriage for you?" ”
Seeing Bi Fang's extremely aggrieved appearance, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't bear it, and persuaded: "They are all wise birds, maybe it's inconvenient for them to be there, why don't we leave first and let them cultivate their feelings?" ”
"Okay, just go to your cave and sit down." The whirring wolf didn't forget his business before leaving, and shouted: "Lao Tzu gives you half an hour, if you can't do good things when you come back, Lao Tzu will erase your divine thoughts." ”
Bi Fang's heart was like ashes, as a noble ancient bird, it was not easy to adjust his mentality and get close to the flower bustard, and he even had to take the initiative himself.
After the two strangers left, he looked like life was worse than death, and finally felt that life was more important, so he took the initiative to gather the flower bustard as instructed.
Fortunately, the flower bustard is not really putting on a show, Lord Bi Fang took the initiative, and she actively cooperated. The two birds soon got better, and the thunder and thunder stirred the earth, and the battle was dark, and the sun and moon were dark.
Half an hour later, Lu Xiaofeng and the others returned to the zoo, just in time to see the scene of spicy eyes, and the two birds were still fighting. The majestic Bi Fang shouted aggrievedly: "Master, I have worked hard, but it is still a little bit, it is really a little bit close......"
"Grass."
There was obvious jealousy on the face of the whirring wolf, and he secretly said that Lao Tzu, as the master, usually does things for less than a minute, Bi Fang, a garbage mount, can't finish it for half an hour with all his might, is there any reason for this?
The ancient beasts are really broken, if the reality can swallow the blood of the beasts......
"Wolf, why don't we go back and continue to drink tea?"
Lu Xiaofeng didn't have the habit of observing the birds together, and he felt that the wolf was a bit too much, and it was too inhumane to limit the time for the mount, so he offered to go back to Qingxu Cave to taste tea.
An hour passed, and the two of them who drank a pot of tea returned to the animal park, and Bi Fang, who was still fighting, pleaded: "Master, I have worked hard, but I am almost ......."
Another hour passed, and Bi Fang said anxiously: "Master, it's just a little bit away, give me some more time......"
Three hours passed, and Bi Fang finally stopped being heroic, and said with a little sluggishness: "Master, I have completed the task as required." “
The whirring wolf rode on Bi Fang's back, and said with a disgusted face: "Grass, I can't do a little thing, it took a few hours, if it was me, I would ...... it in a minute."
Before he finished speaking, he found that someone was looking at him with a smile, and the wolf hurriedly changed the topic: "Second master, this kind of thing pays attention to a probability, if the bustard fails to win the bid after the evening, he will be on call next time." ”
Before Lu Xiaofeng could speak, Bi Fang hurriedly assured: "Our ancient god birds, as long as we get together once, we can conceive a baby, and the master can rest assured." ”
The whirring wolf smacked it unceremoniously: "Bullshit doesn't understand and dare to speak, what kind of garlic is pretended, do you know what the safe period is?" Do you know what the first seven and the last eight are? Are you so sure that if the bustard fails to conceive, Lao Tzu castrates you. ”
Bi Fang was not so confident all of a sudden, the ancient divine bird was indeed a sharpshooter, but it was close to the divine bird of the same level, Bi Fang was close to the flower bustard, the first time to open the world, it didn't know if it could win the bid. E-book bar
After the flower bustard was moistened, the spring was full of joy, and the dancing flame in her eyes also turned into a water curtain, and after listening to Bi Fang's words, she suddenly felt that it was not so beautiful. What does he mean, Lord Bi Fang? Sleep once and let me get pregnant and not sleep, close my wings and don't recognize people, it takes me for something.
"Scumbag."
Hua Bustard glanced at Bi Fang angrily, if you don't see it in the future, you won't see it, and the old lady wishes you a lonely life. We are more versatile, don't worry about no other birds around, you look amazing, but it is someone else's mount, in the future I will see which bird is willing to take care of you.
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The fact that a bird and a bird have a relationship is not unusual, let alone tragic. The real tragedy is that a certain lady shows, originally thought that she had found a good husband, Qin Se and Ming raised their eyebrows, and finally found out that their husband was a monster.
It is a tragedy for a human woman to be slept with a monster, the representative character is ashamed, and the more tragic is to be slept by the despicable and ugly pig demon, the representative figure Gao Cuilan.
The old owner of the village was very satisfied with his son-in-law, Zhu Gangguan, because he was capable; Miss Gao is also very satisfied with her husband, Zhu Gangguan, also because he is capable......
It was said that because of satisfaction, the old owner of the village did not want to treat his son-in-law badly, and when the son-in-law returned from working in the field, he asked his daughter to renovate a table of banquets to entertain him.
During the banquet, the two of them were staggered, the pig was so drunk that he got carried away from eating, and the originally majestic fat man became a monster with a long mouth and big ears. Many monsters are incomplete, and their appearance is extremely ugly, and the pig demon in front of them is even more of a leader, which can be described as ugly among ugly.
Miss Gao was so frightened that her face was pale, and the old owner of the old village was trembling, but the monster was unconscious, and went to kiss Miss Gao in front of the old owner.
Seeing the ugly long mouth, the old owner felt disgusted for his daughter, this monster was a hunned family, a mouthful, and his identity was about to come out.
The old owner of the village came from the sorrow, worked hard to accumulate the family business, and originally wanted to recruit a son-in-law to inherit the incense, but he ended up recruiting an ugly monster. He suddenly had the courage to call out loudly to the family to come and fight the monster, and the monster woke up a little bit, but it didn't hurt anyone, and flew away in the clouds.
Miss Gao cried angrily, empty for many years, thinking that she had found a wishful husband, but it turned out to be a monster. Although she is afraid of youkai, if it is a beautiful youkai, maybe she will accept her fate and find a way to convince her father.
But the pig demon is so ugly, thinking of the scenes of making out with him, Miss Gao has goosebumps all over her body, and she feels disgusted, and she dislikes her body.
The father and daughter hugged their heads and cried, the monster could soar through the clouds, and when they left, they still said that they would come back another day, and most of them would not give up. He is so powerful, it is not easy to find people and subdue demons, and he thinks that he will continue to suffer from poisonous hands in the future, and the father and daughter are sad.
Leaving Gao Laozhuang, Zhu Gang was afraid of facing the enthusiastic second sister Mao, and was reluctant to go to the Yunzhan Cave of Fulin Mountain, and he didn't know where to go for a while. was hesitating, someone in front of him came to the wind and said with a smile: "The marshal is not at ease to be a son-in-law in Gao Laozhuang, but where is he going." ”
Zhu Gang said angrily: "I accidentally showed my original form when I was drinking, which scared the Zhangren and the Hun family, and I will go back when they are angry." ”
Lu Xiaofeng said with a smile: "I heard that the marshal was infatuated with Fairy Chang'e, so he was drunk and played Chang'e, and was beaten with 2,000 hammers and relegated to the mortal world. ”
Zhu Gangguan said embarrassedly: "You stranger don't know anything, when I was a fairy, what was wrong with admiring Fairy Chang'e?" Now that I have fallen into the mortal world, I should live with the mortal woman, which is called the right door. ”
"When he returns to heaven one day and becomes a fairy again, he will be matched with Chang'e Fairy, and then I will go to her again."
"He made such a point, I was speechless."
Lu Xiaofeng admires Tianpeng very much, according to the logic of Tianpeng, should I also go to Tianting to find a girlfriend? One in Heaven, one in the Sea of Blood, and two monsters in the mortal world, both Dong Yong and Ning Caichen, and the mortal world is both Xu Xian and Luo Shiyi.
Forget it, just one mortal monster, I'm not as powerful as Luo Shiyi, faint worm.
was thinking wildly, only to hear Tianpeng say: "Crazy second master, you mentioned Fairy Chang'e, my old pig just remembered that I didn't contact her after going down to earth, can you bother you to go to Guanghan Palace, just tell her that my old pig will return to heaven and will definitely go to Guanghan Palace to find him." ”
Lu Xiaofeng came to Gao Laozhuang on a special trip, in fact, he wanted to see the acting skills of Tianpeng, and the true spirit of Tianpeng may not be able to play a good role in ramming. At present, it seems that Tianpeng's acting skills are excellent, and it is even more genius to ask him to ask Chang'e, and he is still thinking about Chang'e after being beaten into a pig, which only ramming goods can do.
Tianpeng casually said a word to generate the task, Lu Xiaofeng chose to accept it, he didn't know that Tianpeng rode E, but he knew why Tianpeng was knocked to the dust. He was a little curious, knowing that the canopy had extinguished the true spirit, would Fairy Chang'e feel guilty, or a little sympathetic?
Let me ask if this product also means this? Could it be that he still thinks about Chang'e, and after the westward journey is over, he still wants to return to Heaven to continue to pursue Chang'e?
Licking the dog has nothing, and licking the pig must not die well......