Do not disturb if you are not a thunderbolt
After more than a month of hard work, everyone rehearsed "Do Not Disturb" was finally recognized by the judges and teachers, and it was ready to perform at the party.
After more than a month of hard work, now that there is finally a result, everyone's hearts are also overjoyed.
Although it is said that the sketch will be a little self-destructive, but after more than a month of practice, everyone doesn't care, anyway, they have seen it when they practice, and it is nothing to watch it again.
Perhaps for this reason, the school is so kind that there is no need to attend classes today.
Therefore, the students in each class who have programs are actively rehearsing, hoping to make good use of this last bit of time to improve their works or programs.
And some students who did not have a program were organized by the school and began to set up the venue.
Everything is in full swing.
The stage is set in the small playground at the back of the school, because this is only held by the school independently, and non-school personnel are not allowed to enter, so there is no need for the large playground in front of it.
What's more, there is a podium of more than 30 square meters in the small playground, so you don't have to use it in vain.
Towards the end of the evening, the school's art festival finally opened after a gushing speech by the principal.
Who will be the brightest star on this stage tonight?
The big guys are already gearing up and ready to go, so stay tuned!
Perhaps to liven up the atmosphere, the first opening dance was the horseback riding dance of the brainwashing divine comedy "Gangnam Style".
The lethality of the Brainwashing Divine Comedy was really extraordinary, and as soon as the music sounded, the students in the audience were boiling, and some students even jumped to the rhythm.
The influence is so great, I feel that this year's champion will be the only one.
This is not the end, I thought that the brainwashing divine comedy was shocking enough, but I didn't expect that as soon as the horseback dance ended, the girls in the sophomore kindergarten class danced a hot dance.
The girls are dressed very sexy, and their dancing posture is extremely enchanting and seductive, and the hot-blooded young people in the audience keep whistling.
"Goo~~" Li Xiaoyue couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
After watching the dance of the gods, I thought back to the half-hung dance that I was waiting to dance, and my heart was already cold.
"Forget it, let's die, I'm here to be funny anyway!" When I think about it, it seems much better.
Since it was their turn to wait for someone after a few shows, everyone came backstage to prepare.
At this time, the prison tyrant's "sister" had already changed into a pink dress, and also put on a wig and spit out lipstick. Speaking of this dress, the wig was specially rented by the class owner with the "sister" of the prison bully in order to achieve the effect, and the cost was naturally paid by the head teacher.
"Hahaha~~~~" Everyone couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh after looking at the prison bully's outfit.
The prison bully's "sister" gave everyone a blank look, and then sat aside and didn't speak.
Anyway, I've been laughed at for so long, Sister Prison Bully is now a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water, whatever you want.
"After watching the hot dance, haven't the students seen it yet? The next show can be described as both humorous and funny, and the sky is thundering! Okay, let us warmly applaud the students of the sophomore class to bring the program "Do Not Disturb If You Are Not Thunder""
The host on stage, Wang Wenqiu, asked and answered himself, in order to help increase the momentum of this show, Wang Wenqiu deliberately accentuated the last four words.
Whether you have seen it or have not seen it, you are very much looking forward to this show, and the applause and screams are all in one piece, and the head teacher deliberately drove the remaining students in the class to wave and shout in order to achieve the expected effect.
""Do Not Disturb" is a large-scale variety show held by the school, which is exclusively broadcast by TVB. Without further ado, let's welcome the five female guests here today, music! With the applause from the audience, Wang Wenqiu said a lot of words.
Myangel, Andmygirl, mysunshine, ohohlet'sgo****** (a bunch of Korean text omitted here) Gee, Gee, Gee, Gee, baby, babybaby, Gee, Gee, baby, babybaby......
After the host finished speaking, Comrade Feng Jiji, who was in charge of the music, played "Gee" of Girls' Generation, and then the five beauties stepped on the stage with cat steps.
"Wow~~~" The audience applauded and cheered more enthusiastically, if it weren't for the bigwigs sitting in front of the school, it is estimated that the students would have started the rampage mode!
After walking around the stage, the five beauties stood aside facing the audience, ranking in order: No. 1 Luo Sijia, No. 2 Xiao Manting, No. 3 Xu Yafen, No. 4 Yang Yun, and No. 5 "sister". Due to the plot setting, Sister Prison Ba also enthusiastically gave the audience a flying kiss at the end.
"Hahahaha~~~" Although the distance is a little far, although the prison bully brother is dressed as a girl, everyone can still see that he is a man dressed as a woman.
The next thing is the self-introduction of the female guests, because the time of a show is stipulated, so only the prison bully "sister" is introduced at the moment.
Wang Wenqiu also participated in the rehearsal of this show, so he naturally knew what to do next, so he handed a microphone to the prison bully's "sister".
"Hello everyone!" The "sister" of the prison bully first waved her hand to everyone enthusiastically to say hello, and then learned to be a woman and said coquettishly: "I am called a heartthrob, I am eighteen years old this year, and I didn't find out until not long ago that I am, a girl~~" Sister "Jiaoba" After finishing speaking, she raised her "jade hand" and stretched out a finger to the audience, and then blinked the big eyes of "Shui Lingling".
"Haha~~" The audience couldn't help laughing after seeing the prison bully make such a move.
In order to make her role more perfect, the "sister" of the prison bully deliberately added a line by herself, and said angrily: "I hate it, don't laugh at others!" As he spoke, he shook his shoulders and made a girl look coquettish.
"Hahahahahaha~~~~~~~~ha
Maybe it's better not to add it, this addition of lines, the audience below directly patted their thighs and covered their stomachs and burst into laughter, even the big guys sitting in front couldn't help laughing, the scene was chaotic, almost out of control.
Even the three male guests including Li Xiaoyue behind the stage and the performers of the next show were also laughing.
"Okay, after the introduction of the beautiful "heartthrob" lady, let's welcome today's No. 1 male guest with warm applause! The host is the host, and after holding back a smile, he spoke in time to save the scene. However, due to the loud laughter in the audience, Wang Wenqiu almost shouted out with a microphone.
Li Xiaoyue took a deep breath after hearing Wang Wenqiu's voice, and immediately put away her smiling face and became calm and serious.
CanYouFeelIt~~CanyouFeelit,JeanRochsays,CanyouFeelit......
As soon as the music sounded, Li Xiaoyue put on her sunglasses and walked onto the stage in a chic manner.
Li Xiaoyue played a fashionable little ruffian in it, swaggering when she walked, and whistled with the female guests as soon as she came on stage, which can be regarded as her true colors.
"Male guest, please introduce yourself!" After symbolically shaking hands with the host, the host said to him.
Li Xiaoyue glanced at the host with disdain, and said arrogantly: "I want to have a dance before introducing myself again." ”
Then, regardless of the host's objections, after making a gesture to the sound engineer Feng Jiji, he set up the poss and began to wait for the music to play.
After the music sounded, Li Xiaoyue entered the realm of selflessness, and after taking the initiative to block everyone, she began to writhe her body without blushing and her heart beating.
Although I knew that I was terrible at jumping, I couldn't help it, so I had to keep jumping anyway.
After a piece of music, Li Xiaoyue finally finished dancing.
"Ahem~ Okay, let's ask the male guest to introduce himself!" Wang Wenqiu coughed twice after waiting for Li Xiaoyue to finish jumping.
"I am a gray wolf from the dance world, I always pursue single women, and I never give up on married women!" Li Xiaoyue took Max and said it with a little ruffian.
After all, the original definition was the image of a little ruffian, and if he behaved very politely at this time, it wouldn't be right.
"Oh~Oh~Oh~~" The lights of the female guests on the stage went out one after another, leaving only Luo Sijia.
“Maleguest,welcometonanfungvocationalschoolthisbeautifulplace,IhopeIcanlearnmoreaboutyou!” Luo Sijia stretched out a hand and said to Li Xiaoyue with a smile.
Of course, the little ruffian couldn't understand English, so Li Xiaoyue frowned and scratched her head, and then walked over as if she didn't understand, and took Luo Sijia's hand and shook it.
"I~I~~ Love Tiger Oil!" Li Xiaoyue thought that the female guest was confessing to herself, but he couldn't speak English, so she held back a sentence of love tiger oil for a long time.
"Hmph~~ Hooligan!" Luo Sijia angrily shook Li Xiaoyue's hand away, and then with another "oh~~", she extinguished the last light.
It's a pity that it's not you, accompany me to the end......
Feng Jiji, the sound engineer in the background, did a good job, and hurriedly broadcast the song after the lights were turned off.
"It's a pity that since all five lights are out, please leave this stage for male guests!" Then Wang Wenqiu said.
Listening to the sad song, Li Xiaoyue silently lowered her head and slowly moved her steps. I thought it was a sad story, but in the end, it ended up being hilarious.
"I'll definitely be back!" At the moment when she was about to disappear, Li Xiaoyue suddenly learned to be the classic line of the gray wolf every time she flew away.
"Haha~~~" I don't know why my classmates can laugh so happily, anyway, Li Xiaoyue's task has been completed.
Immediately after the stage, it was the turn of the eighth sister to play, Li Xiaoyue patted him on the shoulder, and made a cheering gesture to cheer him on.
"Okay, after sending off the No. 1 male guest, let's invite the No. 2 male guest!" Then the domineering voice in "CanYouFeelIt" sounded, and the eighth sister walked on the stage confidently.
The eighth sister is a music lover, and as soon as she came on stage, she finished introducing herself, and then sang again.
Maybe it's because the singing is not very good, and the lights of the female guests began to go out again.
"Wait a minute~~ Please give me another chance!" Seeing that there was still the last lamp left, the eighth sister hurriedly stretched out her hand to stop it.
In the end, it was Yang Yun who did not turn off the lights, and she was about to press it, but she was stopped by the eighth sister.
"Then I'll give you a brain teaser! If you get it right, I'll think again! Yang Yun looked at the eighth sister's painful expression, and after hesitating for a moment, she still couldn't bear to turn off the lights, so she said.
"Female guest, please speak!" The eighth sister was overjoyed when she saw that there was still a chance, and hurriedly said.
Seeing that the male guest No. 2 looked a little anxious, Yang Yun couldn't help but glance at him, and completely lost interest in him. But thinking that I had promised him just now, it was impossible to regret it now, and after thinking about it, I decided to say a brain teaser.
"How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator?" Yang Yun changed her previous gentle Mandarin and used a dialect that she didn't know where, presumably because she didn't want to give the second male guest another chance, otherwise it wouldn't be like this.
The eighth sister naturally didn't understand, and was stunned on the spot like a fool.
"Oh~~~" In the moment when the eighth sister hesitated, Yang Yun ruthlessly extinguished the lights.
Like Li Xiaoyue, the eighth sister also ended in failure in the end.
"See through love, see through you!" After sneering, the eighth sister walked off the stage without a diameter.
The two male guests have failed, but our prison bully "sister" has not yet succeeded in the blind date, what should I do? Hehe, we still have the third male guest!
With the opening music sounding, the No. 3 male guest, Wu Zhibo, walked steadily towards the stage.
"Goose goose goose, take the item and cut it with a knife. Pluck the feathers and boil the water, braise the big white goose! Wu Zhibo said aloud as he walked, and his body seemed to exude a strong literary atmosphere.
"The No. 3 male guest is so literary, I don't know what I chanted just now is the work of that master." Wang Wenqiu smiled slightly, and asked while shaking hands with Wu Zhibo.
As soon as Wu Zhibo heard the host ask about this poem, he patted his chest proudly and said loudly: "This poem is my clumsy work, nominated for "Boiled Swan""
Well, boil the swans.
When they heard the name, the audience burst into laughter.
may think that the male guests are very temperamental, and none of the five female guests turned off the lights.
This is the gap, there is wood, and the two diao male guests should hide in the toilet and cry.
"Okay, let's move on to the boys' anti-election stage!" Wang Wenqiu smiled slightly and said to the No. 3 male guest.
Maybe the girls are too beautiful, Wu Zhibo looked left and right, and finally chose the prison bully's "sister".
After that, the two began to chant poetry very tacitly.
"Moonlight in front of the window~"
"Suspected to be frost on the ground~"
"Raise your head and look at the bright moon~"
"Bow your head and point to autumn fragrance~"
The last sentence was said by Wu Zhibo, and when he said it, he deliberately posed, knelt on the ground on one knee, and pointed to the "sister" of the prison bully with one hand, the meaning of which is unclear.
"Okay, congratulations on the success of holding hands!"
Everynightinmydreams,IseeyouIfeelyou,ThatishowIknowyougoon......
Suddenly, the theme song "MyHeartWillGoOn" from the movie "Titanic" came on the radio.
At this time, Wu Zhibo, the male and female guests who successfully held hands, and the "sister" of the prison bully danced on the stage. Two big men are dancing hand in hand on the stage, and it is such a romantic song, this picture is really unimaginable.
So the audience couldn't help but laugh again.
The "sister" of the prison bully tapped her toes lightly, lifted the "jade arm" and stretched out to Wu Zhibo, while Wu Zhibo looked at the "sister" of the prison bully affectionately, reached out and grabbed the jade arm of the "sister" of the prison bully, and pulled it back, and the "sister" of the prison bully was lying in Wu Zhibo's arms after a week.
"Rose~~" Wu Zhibo held his sister in one hand and said softly.
"Oh, Jack~~" Sister Prison closed her eyes and waited for Wu Zhibo's affectionate kiss.
At this romantic moment, the wig of the prison bully's "sister" suddenly fell to the ground, revealing "her" bald head. This frightened Wu Zhibo at a glance, and hurriedly threw "her" on the ground, and ran away.
"Ouch~" Sister "Prison Tyrant" screamed, and then found the wig that had fallen off on the ground and said in a rough voice: "Oh Mom, it's exposed!" But at this moment, the prison tyrant's "sister" has fallen in love with Wu Zhibo, and after seeing him leave, she hurriedly got up and ran, shouting coquettishly as she ran: "Little brother, wait for someone!" ”
At this point, this thunder drama called "Do Not Disturb If You Are Not Thunder" finally ended, and everyone returned to the stage and bowed deeply to the audience.
"Whoa~~~" Instantly, the applause below rang out.
The applause of the audience is always the best encouragement for the performers, fortunately for more than a month, and finally got the recognition of the audience, and the mood of several people can be imagined.
Although this is a very bloody and terrible thunder drama, which relies on funny actions to make everyone laugh throughout the whole process, everyone laughs, and this is the most important thing.
The thunder is rolling, and the thunder is falling to all beings! In the end, although the show "Do Not Disturb" did not win the top three, the school uniform decided to add an additional "special award" to encourage the students in the counterpart class to perform hard.
At that moment, Li Xiaoyue's heart was mixed, and the prison bully even shed tears of excitement.
Maybe for others, this is just a funny sketch, but only everyone who has performed it knows the hardships, and for everyone, this will be a thing to be proud of in their future lives.
Although we were ridiculed, although we were ridiculed, we did not give up, we persevered, because we knew that success after going through hardships will make people grow. The one who has the last laugh is the final winner!