"My name is Zhengdai, 9 years old, nasty... It's a bar spirit, like it...... Studying, dreaming, I want to know all the secrets of the ninja world. ”

Red asked, "What is a bar spirit?" ”

Haruno: "Know all the secrets in the ninja world? Amazing dream. Hahaha, after the three of you have introduced yourself, it's time for the teacher.

You all know my name, not much older than you, 18 years old, but three years ago, I became the youngest and youngest shinobi in our Konoha Village...... One of them.

Nasty, well, I don't have anything to hate, I like to drink a little wine, and ......" He paused, took out a cherry blossom pendant from his collar, and said with a happy smile on his face, "This." ”

"Pendants?" Red murmured softly, and was about to ask, when he suddenly saw that Zhengdai shook his head at himself, and subconsciously held back his words.

Haruno Zhao blinked, the smile on his face stiffened for a moment, and he chose to forcibly show off: "This is a very gentle and beautiful girl for the teacher." ”

"Okay, so let's introduce ourselves here after the usual class assignment and move on to the next step? That one...... What's next? ”

"Teacher, please eat." Zhengdai reminded.

"Yes, yes, yes...... Ay? Haruno Zhao was stunned, looked at Zhengdai, and suddenly pointed at him and laughed loudly, grinning.

"To add, I love more than drinks and pendants, but also jokes. Zhengdai, you seem to be very good at telling jokes, that's good. ”

Zhengdai was expressionless: "I didn't say it." ”

"Hahaha......ha

Asma patted her head, Dad, why the hell did you want him to take me?

Haruno Zhao doesn't have a good reputation in Konoha Kaminari, but it's not a big problem, but he likes to drink and prefers to tell bad jokes.

As far as Asma knew, Haruno Zhao's acquaintances would basically hide when they saw him, and they really couldn't stand his cold jokes.

The most terrifying thing is that if you don't laugh after he tells a bad joke, he will pester you to tell a second one until you have to laugh, he is a strong man who has defeated most of Konoha Shangninja with cold jokes and has become famous in the Konoha ninja circle.

As for Haruno Zhao's strength, Asma doesn't know much about it, but I heard that he has been guided by Princess Tsunade of the Three Ninja for a period of time, if it weren't for his cold jokes, Princess Tsunade would be afraid that Princess Tsunade would not be able to beat him to death once, he would probably become Princess Tsunade's disciple, and his strength should not be bad.

After a long time, Haruno Zhao stopped laughing, relieved himself, and said without shame at all: "It's impossible to entertain, the teacher is shy, if you invite you, you can also invite...... How many slices of bread?

Ay? Speaking of bread, the teacher suddenly remembered a joke. Say, one day, a piece of bread was walking down the street, and all of a sudden, it was hungry, hahahahaha, guess what happened? ”

"The bread was invited to eat by the teacher, and it never felt hungry again." Zheng Dai replied.

Haruno Zhao was stunned: "Hahahahaha...... The teacher originally wanted to say that it ate itself, you are more interesting, genius, hahahaha......"

Asma blinked in confusion, my God, Zhengdai could actually keep up with his train of thought?

Red blinked blankly, where is the laugh?

"Wearing a boy, you inspired me to remind me of another joke, say ......"

"Teacher Zhao, we should talk about the next link, the test. We have time to tell jokes. Asma quickly interrupted.

"Oh, yes, the next link, the next link is the test." Haruno said, "This is also a routine, as an instructor, I want to conduct a test on teamwork for the three of you. The content of the test is called grabbing the bell. ”

He fumbled in his pocket, took out two bells, and shook them with a tinkling tink.

"That's it, the teacher hangs on his waist, and the three of you grab it. There are three people, only two bells, and those who don't grab it have to go back to the ninja school. This assessment is not difficult, hahaha, because the teacher will not be serious, otherwise you will not be able to grab it.

The difficulty lies in the distribution of the bells, but the teacher thinks that the three of you have Zhengdai with full marks in the cultural class, and the grades of Red and Asma are also very good, and you will definitely be able to easily grasp the key points of this assessment and pass the assessment! ”

"Teacher, you told us the focus of the assessment in the first sentence, teamwork?" Masaki was amused by the joke.

Haruno Zhao was stunned: "Ahem, well, the teacher thinks that sometimes it is harder to know than not to know, normal people think so...... Right? ”

Zhengdai turned his head to look at Hong, and said: "This is called bar essence, the primary stage, strong words." ”

He made a 'shameless' lip sync.

Red chuckled.

"Hahaha...... You're making the teacher laugh again, and you're wearing it. Haruno Zhao laughed: "The teacher almost said that I invited you little cuties to dinner, but fortunately I don't have any money, hahaha......"

Asma's face was as black as carbon.

After laughing for a long time, Haruno Zhaocai said, "At this time, it's really time to eat." Let's go find something to eat together, and then we'll have a bell-grabbing test in the afternoon, okay? ”

"Good!"

"So what are we going to eat? Well, you have to take the test in the afternoon, and you can't eat too much, otherwise the teacher will beat you up until you vomit. Haruno Zhao's eyes narrowed, and the sharp edge flashed, and suddenly changed from the stupid and cute appearance of laughing before.

Wearing raised eyebrows, Red and Asma's expressions were slightly nervous and serious.

"Hahahaha, scared you!"

Asma: "......"

Red: "......"

Zhengdai suddenly rubbed back and lay back, clutching his chest and said, "I'm scared to death, but I'm scared to death, I can't slow down if the teacher doesn't invite me to lunch." ”

Haruno: ???

Asma and Red looked at each other, Red took the lead and fell back, and Asma could only follow.

"Teacher, please have lunch!"

Haruno Zhao grabbed the red star on his head and snorted twice: "Can you still tell the joke like this?" Hahahaha, I'm very happy to be able to take your class, I have to have some wine to celebrate.

You are still young and can't drink, so let's have lunch separately, I'll go, at two o'clock in the afternoon, gather at the fifth practice field! ”

Shout!

The three people lying on the ground turned their heads to look at each other, smiled, and got up to pat each other on the back.

"It's a lot of fun." Red muttered, "It's just a little picky, haha." ”

"After a long time, you won't find him interesting." Asma gritted his teeth and said, "When I go home, I must confiscate all my father's cigarettes!" ”

"Take it and give it to me." Zheng Dai Dao.

Asma: "Hey, I'm wearing it, you can't be curious about smoking, it's hard to quit if you get it." ”

"I'm just going to smell the smell and figure out how to make the snacks you want." I am smiling.

"Also, let's not eat lunch together, I'm going to find a place to burn my head."

"Perm?"

"Ah, perm."

Zheng Dai got a haircut and waved away.