"Didn't you say before that the drama of fighting and killing (情qíng) was boring?"

Liang De looked at the criminal investigation drama on TV that was in a fierce firefight, and asked a little puzzled.

Li Zhixian straightened the owl above his head and said:

"You don't understand, there are almost no bad guys in many love (love ài) dramas now, the villains are weak and powerless, and the handsome characters will definitely be whitewashed in the finale, and it is difficult to find bad guys who make people hate from beginning to end.

Criminal investigation dramas are different, the reasoning theme has developed to this day, and the normal gimmicks that can be done are basically done by the screenwriter, and only by adding some curious and hardcore cases can it attract the audience's critical attention.

So there are a lot of pure villains in popular criminal investigation dramas now, and they are very perverted. ”

"Co-authoring the drama you're watching for a perverted villain, hiss...... You're sick with this taste. ”

Li Zhixianbiao (情qíng) is serious, staring intently at the TV screen.

"I want to find a middle-aged and elderly male villain with a handsome appearance and extraordinary temperament, and let him replace Bi Jian as the most hated opposite (sex xìng) in my heart!

Damn, this old professor who killed people in a series with a barge gun is a bit handsome, I can't hate this kind of vicissitudes of beauty at all! ”

"Wait!"

Liang De looked at Li Zhixian in disbelief and said:

"Did you sign a striver agreement with the company?

It is the agreement of the strivers who have to accept the punishment of the gods if the annual performance appraisal is below B+. ”

"Yes, what's the matter, are you in awe of this struggler!"

"You can pull it down, if you're a struggler, I'll be Asuka Saito's boyfriend."

Liang De pulled out the remote control in the gap of the sofa, exited the criminal investigation drama where the suspect was so handsome that it might have a bad impact on teenage friends, and switched to the late-night animation that macho men like to see.

"Don't be stupid, it's said that God's punishment can still make you a handsome person.

When you perform the change (身shēn), you will extract the one with the lowest appearance (身shēn) and the worst material in your memory, and then give you a Thunder Cliff mid-life crisis family bucket, and you will go to the andrology department all night every day, so sour that you don't want it.

Brother Xian, why do you bother to say that you are a beautiful girl with a rice bucket, and it is only two months of salary to meet the requirements of the agreement, and if you can't meet it, you will have to be a frustrated man for at least a year, and the risks and benefits are disproportionate. ”

"It's an orthodox beautiful girl!

Ahh Don't! Why does life have to be so beautiful girl for me! What did I do wrong! I don't want to go to the andrology department! ”

Li Zhixian held his head and staggered, so frightened that the pet owl above his head hurriedly flew to the floor lamp next to him.

Liang De saw that she was about to become a strange breed among beautiful girls, so he used the necessary skills of a straight man, "Actually, I don't care about what happened to you at all, but out of politeness, I still say a few (fart) words of hypocritical comfort."

"Brother Xian, it's only the end of April, and half a year hasn't passed, you have a little confidence in us, isn't it B+, maybe we can work hard."

"Put (fart pì)! If you were really confident, would you not sign a striver agreement?

That's two months' salary, can you take it if you can't afford to pay for your own phone bills? ”

Brother Xian, you know me a little thoroughly...... Is this what is called a partner?

"I don't think about victory before I think about defeat, and for a man like me who is boiling with wolves, struggle is a matter of course, and I will do my best to sign an agreement or not."

"You're all in!

In April, I brought back a roll of one-star toilet paper for the fixed material collection task, and I took my girlfriend to Antarctica for a trip without doing the free mission......"

"What girlfriend, Brother Xian, don't smear people's innocence out of thin air, I'm a national idol to keep single (身shēn) is the basic ((cāo) cāo) guard, where did I get a girlfriend."

"It's either a girlfriend or a childhood sweetheart's ex-girlfriend, do you think I can't see your relationship with the mysterious person! You're blind when I'm Brother Xian! ”

"Wrong! I'm the boy who didn't die after fighting the mysterious man. ”

"Hehe, always single (body shēn), always have an ex who hurts you so badly, always package yourself as a big boy, scumbag!"

"Your words are an insult to the twenty-seven-year history of my mother's fetal single (身shēn), and I ask you to correct it immediately!"

Li Zhixian suddenly let out a long sigh.

"Alas!

Lao Liang, there is no point in arguing any longer, we are fishing in March and April, how can we expect to harvest in July and August.

That's it, that's it, the sky is jealous, this palace should be like this, you step down. ”

Li Zhixian thought of Bi Jian's face and the small pieces of andrology paper he often saw on the road, and couldn't help but feel sad, and he no longer had the heart to fight with Liang De, and climbed onto the sofa like a salted fish with hands and feet.

"Hey, it's not completely impossible to get B+."

Liang De turned off the TV, turned his head to Li Zhixian and said:

"Did you know that I was promoted?"

"It's about me, you can buy it for supper tomorrow."

"After I was promoted, I was given a new job from above, and I was asked to go to other places where the Fantasy Fist couldn't go, to open up a new world on this shore of Kukai, and at the same time to do something that Sensei Bongsen liked to see.

Because I was opening up a new world, my work evaluation was higher than others at the beginning, and there are still 8 months left this year, as long as we collect materials that can be liked by Mr. Bongseon, I will get more than three stars every time...... Not to mention a B+, it's not impossible to get an A. ”

"Is Mr. Liang serious?"

"It's true, if there is half a lie, teach me Liang De to bite his tongue every time he eats red soup hot pot!"

"Good!" Li Zhixian stood up sharply, and the spirit returned to her side.

"Lao Liang, then I will sincerely ask, what is Teacher Fengxian's favorite!"

"I'll ask you a question first."

Liang De also stood up, his eyes blazing.

"Brother Xian, what do you think of a sweet and well-matched (情qíng) couple?"

"I can't wait to blow up their dogs' heads with one punch, pour two buckets of aluminum, burn them into ashes, and pour them into the river to feed the fish."

"Good! Now I am relieved, we are comrades with one heart and one mind!

Brother Xian, Mr. Fengxian's favorite thing is to test the truth (love ài)! ”

"Be specific."

"It's the sword and shield soldier who blocks the peach blossom demolition (love qíng) couple and cuts the evil fate!"

"Good! Very good! ”

Li Zhixian clenched his fists, and his eyes lit up with the same single (body shēn) dog fire as Liang De.

"I didn't expect our work to become so meaningful, Teacher Fengxian is really a good evil god with a righteous and awe-inspiring spirit!"

Li Zhixian lowered his head and covered his face and let out a villain laugh:

"It's not so easy for me to become a sword, I've watched so many sadomasochistic dramas, and today is finally going to come in handy......

Lao Liang, you let it go!

When necessary, I will give you guidance from a female (sexual xìng) perspective! ”

"Good! I'll go get a cross-border communication subcard for you to install on your mobile phone, and then the phone bill will be reimbursed on my head! ”

"Lao Liang! I'll never salted fish again! ”

"Brother Xian! I'll never touch a fish again!

Let's work together, for the sake of homecoming, for the sake of performance, for the bonus, and burn everything that can be burned! ”

In a slightly messy loft apartment at 415 Blue Star on this shore of Kukai, the pair of partners who have met across thousands of worlds but have been rubbing each other clasp hands with blazing eyes.

For the sacred goal of revolutionizing the world with fire, they finally put aside all contradictions and prejudices and were tightly united.

The flames in the eyes of the two lit up the night.