[229] Anecdotes before the game
At present, a man in his thirties, one hundred and eighty-five centimeters tall, his physique is not far behind, such as a flower monk, with broad shoulders and a thick back, and a big waist and a round waist, which is really similar to the fire of King Kong. The bronzed face is like a gong, with a large piece of chest hair on the chest, the sleeves are rolled up to the elbows, and the hair on the arms is also dense like a forest, wearing a white peony brocade robe, emerald green large crotch pants, and a brocade blue cross plate belt tied around the waist. Big mouth, thick lips, fierce appearance, long beard, a head of yellow hair braided into a big braid, like a Manchu remnant wrapped around the neck, the most unbearable thing is that there is a delicate and gorgeous little flower on the sideburns......
This image is like a beast, but he is still holding a small fan the size of a palm in his hand, and he is snorting in that fan.
Beside him, a samurai wearing a white peony bodysuit, covered with a plain white hero, wearing an equally white scarf, and a snow-white pompom on his sideburns...... The appearance and appearance of this body are the reincarnation of Tang Bohu starring Zhou Xingxing, but it is an obscene version. This cargo is enough to be fifty years old, less than 1.7 meters tall, with a rickety waist, two mouse-tail-like beards, and a bad ghost scholar, but wearing a samurai uniform, nondescript, holding a big fan, fanning behind the ugly man, and there are constant sycophants along the way.
The funniest thing about this team of people is that the two slippery spirit flags are long, with two big characters written crookedly - "Fight all over the Kanto invincible hand, the first to beat the little overlord", and a banner behind it: "Welcome to find the ...... to beat"
This banner is very long, it shouldn't be just these four words, everyone is also curious about what is written behind, and as soon as the distance between the two people holding the banner is opened, the last few words on the banner are revealed, "Welcome to join......
The crowd burst into laughter.
Just this team of people, even took the opportunity to win over people and expand their power, this leader's idea is not bad, but this style is too funny, whoever follows him doesn't feel ashamed?
Ye Qingxuan looked at the banner in front of him, couldn't help but nodded, and said in his heart: Needless to say, these buddies must be people in the green forest who specialize in robbing roads on the underworld, although their backgrounds are not very good, but they came from all the way to the north of Youzhou, and they came from the north of the big north to the south of the country, not to mention anything else, just this perseverance, it is enough to see. Half a year of fast action along the way, and slow action is afraid that it won't be able to reach it for a whole year.
When he got to the ground, the ugly man shouted to the followers behind him: "Wait for me outside, Lao Tzu will fertilize this wasteland......
"I wish the big boss to pee smoothly lì-"
The obscene attendant behind him shouted, and the dozen or so people behind him also shouted in unison: "I wish the big boss to pee smoothly-"
The ugly man laughed, his expression was very angry, and as soon as he turned around, he went straight inside, as if he hadn't seen the crowd in line.
Hey, cut the line!?
This kind of behavior has been repudiated by people both ancient and modern.
As soon as the ugly man cut in line, the people in line here were not happy, and they all shouted: "Hey, don't squeeze in that big opera, hey, line up outside-"
"Go to the back, go to the back, this is not a stage...... ha"
These people outside are also mixed with the green forest, and their tempers are all stinky, and they don't have a few good words under their mouths.
The ugly man stood up suddenly, turned his head and crossed his eyes, just this look, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he held his chest up, he was really fierce and vicious, and he was extremely domineering.
"What are you talking about? dare to scold Lao Tzu, all of them are impatient?"
Just this sentence, the crowd around them refused to let it go at that time, and they surrounded the ugly man with an uproar, pointing at the ugly man and scolding him......
"Where did the savages come from, do you understand the rules......
"If you want to beat us, it's not necessarily who beats whom......"
"Come, compare and ......"
The ugly man's subordinates, as soon as they saw that the big boss was surrounded, immediately rushed up with their arms rolled up and sleeves rolled, but among these people, there are not many people who obviously know kung fu, and they are all shriveled, like patients with anorexia, how can they push these lively young men.
Ye Qingxuan frowned when he saw it, why is this group of people so poor in kung fu, and their bodies and bones are not good, they don't look like gentlemen who came out of the ice and snow in the northern part of the world?
Looking at the ugly man again, when he saw that his subordinates were pushed twice, and a few of them fell to the ground, he was immediately furious and shouted: "Ah-bullying Lao Tzu's subordinates, looking for death-"
The ugly man didn't say a word, he came up to a warrior who had pushed people, and when he went up, he was a mouthful, and the other party was also defenseless, so he listened to the sound of "pop", and the whole person was pumped up, boom, and knocked down a group of people.
"Big brother—"
The two beside him were obviously the man's brothers, and when they saw that their brother was humiliated, they immediately came up with punches and kicks, and the ugly man did not move, allowing the other party to attack.
The two guys were beaten for a while and found that they couldn't help each other, and in shock, the ugly man stretched out two big hands and grabbed the necks of the two people, hehe smiled, showing a mouthful of yellow teeth, and said with a mouthful of garlic: "Have you fought enough, it's my turn-"
After saying that, the two hands hit each other's heads together, when-
These two warriors didn't snort and fainted directly......
The crowd was confused, and they all saw that this ugly man had a lot of strength, but no one expected that this one still had a body of horizontal kung fu, and the fists and feet of the brothers just now were quite powerful, and this punch and kick hit the trunk of the tree, but I was afraid that the bark could not be beaten by a layer, but I didn't expect this ugly man to be the same as no one, this skill is not bad.
"What's the matter?, don't fight?" The ugly man went to this station, was arrogant, and directly lowered his head and picked up the weapons he carried from the two people who were stunned, and shouted loudly: "The masters who want to compete with the masters have shown me to see if I have the capital to argue with Lao Tzu......"
As he spoke, he took out a long sword and threw a pestle on his chest, the steel long sword was bent into a crescent shape, and then there was a force, and the steel sword was broken into several pieces with a bang, and not even a white spot appeared on the big man's chest......
Everyone exclaimed in surprise, their expressions shocked.
But this is not over, the big man took out another long knife, woo, a sound of wind sounded, chopping towards the arm, it's okay, chop again, it's still okay, three chops, something's wrong, but it's not that the arm is broken, it's the knife broken......
This time, many martial arts people around him were so frightened that they didn't dare to breathe.
This ugly man's horizontal practice is so amazing, just a few times ago, the knife danced out of the wind, and in the end, people shook the blade, and he himself did not change a little. This person's kung fu is amazing, everyone has to remember, and when it comes to doing it with him, just admit defeat, admit defeat is not ashamed, and it seems to be graceful......
As soon as this ugly man tossed, it immediately caused a sensation in this area, except for the queue to pee, there were no less than hundreds of people nearby, and when I saw a fight here, there were many people around, this ugly man's performance made him win a great name, and all the warriors who participated in the competition were talking about it, hoping that they would not fight against this big man.
Ye Qingxuan looked at the end from the beginning to the end, and laughed in his heart: This ugly man is indeed a little bit of kung fu, but he is never as powerful as he appears. The few people who were looking for trouble just now, and those who were beaten, were all nurses, and those swords were all made of hands and feet, and there were horizontal stripes on the weapons, and when they reached a certain level, they would immediately break.
And the few people who fell to the ground didn't faint, they were still listening with their ears pricked up, a boy who fell to the ground, was stepped on his fingers, and almost jumped up in pain, lying on the ground and biting his neck and collar desperately, for fear of screaming...... The actor is first-class.
These guys are all in a gang.
Ye Qingxuan thought it was funny, just such a small performance scared a large number of martial arts masters, it was really a big gain......
When the ugly man saw that everyone around him was looking at him with fearful eyes, he immediately laughed and went directly to the thatched house......
Ye Qingxuan muttered to himself amusedly: "This big man's body is not bad, but it's a pity that his heart is not right, his exercises are too rubbish, and his age is too old...... It is difficult to develop. If it was more than ten years earlier...... Oh, it's a pity, it's a pity......"
After Ye Qingxuan finished talking about this from afar, he turned around and left.
There are too many people queuing up here, and I can't hold it anymore, so it's better to change places, and if it doesn't work, find a hidden place to solve it on the spot......
Ye Qingxuan turned around and left, but he didn't notice that when he just finished saying that, the ugly man turned around abruptly, with an extremely shocked look, looking around for the person who spoke.
The two were more than twenty meters away, and the people around them were noisy, but they didn't expect this ugly man to hear Ye Qingxuan's self-talk, and his hearing was simply terrifying.
"What's wrong?"
The plain white lewd mouse came up and asked.
The ugly man pulled him away at once, and looked around for the person to speak......
"O master, there is a master ......," said the ugly man, "did you hear someone just now?"
Everyone nodded hurriedly.
"Big boss, everyone here is talking......"
"No, no, there are high-ranking people, and there are high-ranking people talking......"
Expert!??
Everyone knows that this big master wants to go crazy if he wants to learn martial arts in this life, and he can't learn martial arts everywhere, and what he barely learns is some fake tricks, and few are really useful...... has lived to the age of thirty, and is still like a child, thinking that if you find a master to learn martial arts, you can become a master, and there are three kinds of talents, one is no skin and no face, the second is copper skin and iron bones, and the third is the ear of hell......
With his ears alone, flies were flying past him, and he could hear how many wings had flapped......
He said that if he heard that there is a master, then there must be a master here.
But there are so many people around, where do you go to find the person who is good at him......