Clever and eloquent version of Zhou Zhu

In the clapping and applause of "Pa~Pa~Papa", Orochimaru didn't make any moves, but Zhou Zhu on the side inserted himself in the middle of the two and applauded at Jiraiya.

What a righteous and awe-inspiring statement! I'm ashamed! ”

In the stunned eyes of Jiraiya and Orochimaru, the drag in the eyes of Zhou Zhu, the big snake pill, and the child in Jiraiya's eyes, jumped out and said.

Ignoring the eyes of the two, Zhou Zhu said to himself: "In the end, it's just because people can't understand each other!" ”

"Even if it is a close friend or relative, because of the different choices they face, because of the different paths they choose, they will eventually become strangers and go to extremes!"

"Although Uncle Snake is reluctant to explain what he did, as a member of the Xiao Organization, I want to try my best to show my worth in the first mission. I think I need to stand up and give you a word of advice! ”

Zhou Zhu, who said this, put his hands behind his back and said leisurely: "As the saying goes, don't persuade others to be kind without others suffering." ”

"There is such a kind of person in this world, who is always self-righteous, always standing on the commanding heights of morality, to persuade others to be kind, to lack others to do what is right, and how wrong it is."

"When encountering any dispute, we will indiscriminately persuade others to be more tolerant; Be in general; We must think a little more for all sentient beings, and we must face everything from the perspective of a saint. ”

But he never really considered the feelings of the parties, and never really stood in the perspective of the parties to empathize. People who persuade others out of misunderstanding, out of incomprehension. What this kind of person shows is not kindness and justice from the heart, but a kind of high-sounding 'hypocrisy', and hypocrisy that fails to understand what he is doing. ”

In the face of Zhou Zhu's remarks, Orochimaru stood with his arms crossed and said, "Interesting......"

And Jiraiya retorted a little angrily: "Little ghost~ What nonsense are you talking about?" Is it right to indulge you to start a war, break the hard-won peace, and let the ninja world be miserable again? ”

"No!" Zhou Zhu waved his hand and said, "It doesn't mean that, but it's about the same." ”

"In fact, it's because people don't understand each other that you don't understand what I mean when I say it."

"First of all, you're not right. Our organization was officially formed after the Third Shinobi War. ”

Speaking of this, Zhou Zhu asked Jiraiya in an extremely cold tone: "Then I want to ask, who started the first three ninja world wars before I knew the organization?" ”

"Is it because the five great ninja villages can brazenly start a war when they are threatened, or out of their own interests? Are other people or organizations going to shy away from them for the sake of what you are talking about? ”

"It's never us who started the war, it's the five hooligans of the ninja world! Is it your righteousness and right to only allow the governor to set fires and not allow the people to light lamps? ”

"Even if that's the case, even if this is what you call ninja peace." After Zhou Zhu questioned Jiraiya, he said:

"As far as you're concerned, what we're doing is intolerable. But if you are able to understand our true intentions without being limited by your vision. You will find that all your persuasion is like that standing and talking without backache! ”

"When people embark on different paths due to different pursuits, this kind of incomprehensible entanglement is already inexplicable!"

"Incomprehension also leads to self-righteous judgments. If you use your own ideas to bring into the situation of others, you will eventually get wrong and one-sided answers. ”

"Take the current actions of our Xiao Organization as an example, among the three divine courts we have solved so far, except for the Hundred Eyes Divine Court of the Water Country, do you know that the other two divine courts were all commissioned by us from the country's ninja village before we started it?"

"Heh~ In your opinion, we, who are starting a war, are actually helping the ninja villages of various countries to do things that they can't do themselves!"

"Impossible? You're talking nonsense! Zilai didn't believe Zhou Zhu's words at all, and directly reprimanded.

Looking at Jiraiya, who didn't believe what he said, Zhou Zhu spread his hands and said, "Look, this is the reason why we can't understand each other, and it's an insignificant one." This is only a misunderstanding caused by the distortion of information, because the tightness of the information cannot be leaked. ”

"It will make you preconceived, after some superficial information, and after making your own judgment, firm up your own guesses, and create irreconcilable misunderstandings with us."

This is still a small problem that can be explained clearly, so that misunderstandings can be solved. However, the deeper misunderstandings caused by the different paths chosen cannot be easily resolved. ”

"First of all, let me leak a little to you, you Konoha high-level officials will only press the information that you don't send to make you understand what we're doing now!"

"The power of the priests, for the real ninja village leaders, is definitely not a secret. The existence of these priests has now severely restricted the development of Ninja Village. ”

"What we know the organization is doing, in fact, it is the shadow of the major ninja villages, and they all secretly clap their hands and applaud."

"Since the destruction of the Divine Court of the Water Country, we have been very busy since we first showed our edge. From the three generations of Earth Shadow of Iwain Ninja Village, to the four generations of Wind Shadow of Sand Hidden Ninja Village, and then to the current four generations of Thunder Shadow of Cloud Hidden Ninja Village, they have all reached a secret consensus with us to eradicate the power of the gods of various countries. ”

"It can be said that if we say that the eradication of the Water Country Divine Court is still out of our own will, we want to carry out some unpredictable layout. Then the next pile, one thing, is no longer the will, only out of our own organization's own will! ”

"What we are doing is something that has been tacitly approved and even supported by the Shadow of the Five Great Ninja Villages. In this, the three generations of Mizukage Zhao Meiyan are equivalent to picking up a bargain for nothing. And the three generations of Hokage of Konoha have always behaved very calmly, but they don't act and don't speak out, which is a kind of support and acquiescence in disguise. ”

"And the shadows of the other Three Kingdoms Ninja Villages are making strong support in terms of intelligence and funds for us to destroy their national gods."

So, what you recognize is not necessarily right! You think that the great war that we may set off in the Akatsuki Organization has long since become impossible with the tacit approval of the shadows of the ninja villages of various countries. ”

"Now, it's just that the priests of the Divine Court who have been forced into a corner by us are speaking out through the daimyo and letting us know the organization, and they have to be dressed in evil by public opinion!"

"If you're good at discovering, you'll be able to guess the reason from my wanted bounty documents over the course of the year."

"Since we destroyed the forces of the Three Kingdoms of Water, Earth, and Wind, my bounty has not changed in my bounty order. However, the location of collection has changed from being available in all countries to being available only in fire, thunder, and water. ”

"The Land of Water is because I offended three generations of Mizukage, the Fire and Thunder Country, but because of their great name, they haven't completely lost power!"

"From the Land of Earth and the Land of Wind, withdraw from the ranks of paying bounties one after another, and you will find that things are not as simple as you imagined!"

"So...... I can say this to you that you are holding us in our way today, not to stop the war, not to save your dear friend who has gone astray. On the contrary, because of your obstruction, a real war will be set off! ”

"Once the Divine Court of the Land of Thunder happened to escape this catastrophe, or escaped a few fish that slipped through the net. Our cooperation with the Cloud Hidden Ninja Village will inevitably be exposed. And this will involve the method that we once used, colluding with Shinobi Village and destroying the Divine Court by surprise. ”

"And now in the ninja world, after solving the Divine Court of the Land of Thunder, what country will start a war for the sake of the Divine Court Priest?"

"Haha~ Don't be so entangled, just say it - it's the Konoha Ninja Village in your Fire Country!" Zhou Zhu had a disgusting smile on his face, which hit Jiraiya's weakness.

"So, no matter how hypocritical your righteousness may be, what we do is what the five scoundrels want to see. We have not deviated from the scope of your righteousness, the scope of your concept of peace! ”

"And because of your disturbances, it is likely to be forced to start a war, but it is your hometown of Jiraiya, Konoha Ninja Village!"

"So what do you think? Is it our organization that is on the wrong path, or are you, one of the three ninja of Konoha, on the wrong path? ”

"If today because of your obstruction, there are really some unavoidable omissions. As a result, the Konoha Ninja Village, forced by the forces of the daimyo and the priests, organized a declaration of war with us. ”

"So...... Jiraiya, in what kind of capacity will you comfort the families of the ninjas who died in the war in the Konoha Ninja Village? ”

"Will you regret your obstruction today?" Zhou Zhu asked murderously.

Even if he is a seasoned person like Jilai, he was also disturbed by Zhou Zhu's sophistry.

It is in appearance, in form, that sophistry seems to be the use of correct means of reasoning. But in fact, it is always mixed with the illogical laws of private goods, making specious inferences.

Take advantage of the bonds that are also very important to you; Take advantage of the ninja that you have always adhered to; exploiting the inexplicable theory of why people cannot understand each other; using the arguments of the five rogue states, which are also extremely disgusting; Taking advantage of the strange situation that anyone with a discerning eye can see in the ninja world now, Zhou Zhu staged a vivid sophistry performance for Jiraiya, a simple fool.

Zhou Zhu uses methods such as confusing concepts, stealing arguments, or fabricating arguments to make plausible inferences that turn black and white upside down. In the countless things that are extremely recognized by the self, or overthrow, or mixed, or homeopathic, the thinking of the self is introduced into the abyss of logic that is difficult to break free.

This is the most basic ability to be a troll. For Zhou Zhu, a person who has been baptized by the Internet, mouth escape is really not a problem.

What's more, Zhou Zhu hasn't really touched the most fundamental thing, that is, he deliberately says that the truth is a mistake and a mistake is the truth.

Zhou Zhu just far-fetched ifs, assumptions, and possibilities were added through the asymmetry of information. Can you say that what Zhou Zhu said is complete sophistry?

The truth is that no!

So when the false is true, the truth is also false, and Zilai was completely induced by Zhou Zhu's language and trapped in the abyss of logic.

Seeing that Jilai was also said by himself, he fell into deep thought. Zhou Zhu looked back, looked at his big snake pill playfully, and then quietly gestured.

The comprehension of the Great Snake Pill did not say much, directly swung his cuffs lightly, and a white snake in his sleeve deftly landed on the bridge paved with cherry blossoms.

After raising the snake's body and staring at Jiraiya, who was stunned in place, he immediately jumped down and plunged into the water.

And Zhou Zhu continued to stay there, quietly accompanying Jiraiya, as if waiting for him to answer how he would answer.

It wasn't until the setting sun that the starlight shawl was able to break free from Zhou Zhu's sophistry.

"Good boy, underestimate you! Black can be said to be white. Jiraiya's bloodshot eyes scraped Zhou Zhu fiercely, and said: "The reason why you can join that organization is because of your lack of strength, and it all depends on your eloquence?" ”

After asking like this, he glanced at the sky and the big snake pill who was still standing holding hands behind Zhou Zhu, and then said to Zhou Zhu strongly: "The big snake pill ran away, you little ghost, you still honestly follow me and accept the transformation of orthodox education!" ”

With Jiraiya's eyesight, how can he not see that the one with the pestle on the bridge is no longer the body of Orochimaru?

Although because of his own hesitation, Orochimaru ran away. But catching a small one can also help Jiraiya and investigate some information about the organization behind Orochimaru.

Therefore, as soon as Jiraiya finished speaking, he directly greeted Zhou Suke, ready to capture him directly.

Who knew that Zhou Zhu didn't have the slightest intention of resisting, but spread his hands and said, "I advise you not to mess with me!" Uncle Snake can keep a clone here, why can't I? ”

Jiraiya said in disbelief: "Impossible, little ghost! Although I have been affected by your sophistry, my attention has not been distracted to the extent that there is no distinction between truth and falsehood! Orochimaru can run because you blocked part of my vision, as for you, don't pretend! ”

Faced with Jiraiya's sworn words, Zhou Zhu said noncommittally: "Heh, although you are the famous three ninja Jilaiya in the ninja world, but please, don't be too self-righteous!" ”

"Actually, my body, but as early as before, the moment I was about to fall into the water, I was transferred by Uncle Snake!"

"You've always been just a doppelganger! Therefore, the attention that you still leave when you think is always on a part! ”

"And oh! It's really for your own good! Zhou Zhuwan smiled and said unpretentiously: "My clone stayed here, but it was to recover the clone of the Steaming Danger Explosion." If you mess with my clone, the Steaming Explosion clone will really explode! When the time comes, you, one of the three forbearances, will be guilty! ”