Volume 3 Afterword and Bad Money Dreams
Hello everyone, I am Du stop the cup, your day ■ more loyal friend.
The third volume of "Fist of Fantasy", which has been running for half a year, finally ended yesterday, and it is a bit of an exaggeration to say that I am full of emotion, but I still have some emotion.
When I opened Word and thought about it carefully, I found that I actually didn't have much to say except for emotion.
So this postscript is mainly based on my feelings, and there are also some messy things, which are also added.
The first is the retrospective session.
From February 24 to August 25, the third volume was written for exactly half a year, to be specific, 183 days, and the number of words in this volume was similar to that of the second volume, but it took more than twice as long.
In the past six months, a lot of unexpected things have happened, and there were a few periods of time that made me feel very heavy, very slow, and a long time, but now when I look back, I feel fast.
Everything is very fast, even Zhou Zhou has quickly grown from a two-pound kitten to a fat tiger of nine pounds and two taels, only my code speed is still not fast enough.
"Fist of Utopia" began serialization on August 12, 2019, and has written a total of 840,000 words, with an average monthly update of 70,000 words and an average daily update of 2,333.333 words.
At the starting point, you can get the full attendance award by updating 120,000 words every month, which can be considered to be the basic requirement of the platform for authors, and if you meet this requirement, you are a qualified online author.
By that standard, I'm 41.7% off passing.
Today I watched an interview with a teacher who was dark and dark on the Writer's Assistant APP, and he said: "A qualified online writer has twelve hours to code words, eight hours to sleep, and four hours to think." ”
By this standard, I'm still 10,000 years away from qualifying.
All in all, by any standard, I'm an out-and-out crotch puller.
Half a year ago, I wrote in the afterword to the second volume:
"It's easy for a person to pull his crotch once, but it's hard to pull his crotch for a lifetime, but I've never been a person who is afraid of difficulties and dangers. In order to fill the gap in the field of crotch pulling in serious literature, I decided to continue to pull my crotch and strive to become a crotch puller, please see my performance! ”
Actually, I really just wanted to make a joke at the time, and this passage was typed out with a smile.
Unexpectedly, it became a prophecy, pulled again and again, and it seemed that there was a phenomenon of pulling the crotch from person to person.
In the leave chapter of some works, I often see the highly praised comment of "Please stop the cup", and then I can only hide my head and woo woo.
Fortunately, all readers, the lord is magnanimous, merciful and compassionate, and he has not given up and I have not given up and "The Fist of Pulling the Crotch".
Up to now, "Fist of Fantasy" has ranked 268th in monthly tickets, 443rd in recommended tickets, 4435 in high order, and 2670 in average booking, which has risen to more than three times the first order, and is only one step away from the boutique...... I still don't set this flag.
The ultimate crotch puller, Du Zhubei, can still afford to eat, and everyone here has an unshirkable contribution.
Du Gou was grateful, and he was grateful.
I can't repay it, and I can't promise to write a good story.
But I will insist on writing down, strive to pull my crotch a little less every day than yesterday's self, and strive for every "tomorrow" of "see you tomorrow" to be a real tomorrow.
So you see, the most important thing in the adult world is to fight.
The most important word in the adult dictionary is the word "fight".
With the word "fight", the ultimate crotch puller can also be cheeky and say big things.
So, as many magician friends often think, what will happen in the future?
What happens in the future, we will talk about it later.
In the future, please see how I perform in the future.
This is the end of the review session, and the following is the Q&A session, which mainly answers the questions that I have seen a lot in the comment section, and also talks about my thoughts on the fourth volume.
The first type of problem is that the plot is a bit dragged on and has not entered the main line for a long time.
The reason for this problem, I think, is mainly due to the author's update of the crotch.
It has only been more than half a year since Ade enrolled in Sheng Wuxu Private High School, and it has not been as long as the serialization of "Fist of the Crotch" in reality.
In the past six months, Mr. Liang has actually made a lot of attempts and experienced a lot of things.
Before starting the journey to the end of the world, he had prepared himself and mentally in all directions, and with a few good friends, he no longer felt empty, and he was no longer so impatient, which was the task to be completed in the first three volumes, and now it was basically completed.
If you write a volume in two months, the perception should be different.
So, why can't you write a volume every two months?
Not...... I'll answer that question another day.
The second type of problem is that the plot is too jumpy, and sometimes the sense of separation is very serious.
Part of the reason for this problem I explained in the crotch pull strip after Chapter 91 of Volume 3 is the one about the outline and levator anus.
I'm a very non-long person.,Half of the detailed outline I wrote.,I suddenly feel that my past self is interesting in the flesh.,I don't want to write it down according to the past plan at all.,So I temporarily changed it.,Or shoehorn some other plots into it.,The original structure is fragmented.,It's very ugly.。
So before the start of the fourth volume, I will spend a few days reading the outline several times, and after I settle down, I will resolutely not change it, and see if it will be better.
The third type of question is to ask if there are eunuchs in "Demon Suppression Expert".
Friends, as the number one fan of the tea teacher, I would like to emphasize again:
Teacher Tea is determined to forge ahead, and "Demon Suppression Expert" is not updated day by day.
Not today, it's tomorrow, there are five days left in August, and I believe that Mr. Tea will definitely update!
It's time to relive the first three episodes of Demon Suppressor!
Finally, a few words about my rotten money dreams.
After half a year of crotch pulling, my dream of rotten money has been riddled with holes and broken.
The rotten money dream fought against the crotch puller, and the result was that the rotten money dream failed.
But I still have dreams, dreams are stubborn, as long as I don't get the rotten money for a day, I won't stop for a day.
My senior brother Taigong Chong told me that as long as I insist on double watching, I will definitely be able to get just the bad money, but I think he thinks too easily, and if he wants to get the bad money, in addition to the update speed, he should also adjust the form of the story.
I like to do some bells and whistles, chase hot spots, and play new memes, but in fact, the simpler things, the more outdated they are.
Complexity will be fragmented, and simple can be condensed.
Starting from the next volume, I will try to try the story of the simple royal road and explore my own path to bad money.
Trying will definitely make a mistake, and if you make a mistake, you will pull your crotch, but pulling your crotch has been an inseparable part of human beings since ancient times, and we should forgive it with a smile.
If a person is not a sage, who can have no crotch.
Pulling can be changed, and it is very good.
No matter how much you pulled your hips and how embarrassed you were yesterday, you can get up and come again at dawn the next day.
It may take a long time for me to change my words, but I believe that tomorrow is better than yesterday.
Thank you all and see you tomorrow [1].
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[1] "Tomorrow" refers to the day after the outline is finalized.