"If you laugh again, your mouth will crack..."After feeding a bowl of porridge, Fa Yanbo looked helplessly at the big difference between his mouth and his ears when he smiled.

"No, it won't!" Let the owner help him put on and take off his clothes, Qingjiang still smiled very happily.

Fa Yanbo reluctantly took off his blood-stained clothes for him, wiped his back and changed into loose pajamas, and then hugged him and lay down to sleep together. Qingjiang closed his eyes and was extremely satisfied in his arms, it was rare to be able to monopolize the master on days when he was not going out alone, Qingjiang even secretly hoped that his injuries could be smoother, so that the happy days would last longer.

Before that - Ice and Fire Beads

That was the time he went to the heavenly realm with Ming Jun for a meeting.

That time, I happened to meet the Buddha and the Buddha to come to Dongfang Tian to preach the scriptures. As a demon, he has no interest in Buddhism at all, and it is really difficult to ask a demon to listen to Buddhism, Mingjun can't escape, but he tries his best to slip away. As soon as he left the lecture hall, Fa Yanbo immediately stretched out comfortably, and took out the Heavenly Realm Qiong Jelly Jade Dew Wine he had just touched from his arms, ready to find a place to drink two sips.

"Hey, I'm going to drink it too."

Slipping out of the dojo with him was his friend and colleague Liu Pinxuan, Liu Pinxuan took out a large bag of peanuts, in fact, neither of the two likes to eat peanuts, but it's not good to have monks passing by everywhere and now blatantly gnawing on chicken legs, the two brothers slipped into the peach orchard and chose a tree, one grabbed a handful of peanuts with wine, and waited for Mingjun to come out.

After three rounds of drinking, Liu Pinxuan folded his hands under his head and yawned ingracefully, the branches of the peach had just sprouted, and the shadow of the tree covered the faces of the two of them with a mottled shadow, and the breeze slowly blew to bring a little fragrant grass, Liu Pinxuan squinted a little drunk.

"Phew, if the World Venerable comes every time, we will be idle."

"I think it's beautiful, I only met it once a few times, this time it was Mingjun who was accidentally intercepted by Venerable Subodhi, otherwise you think the boss likes to listen?" Fa Yanbo poured himself another glass of wine, "You don't know that the concept of the World Venerable is very different from the boss of our family, but you still have to give face to Elysium, you can't doze off, Mingjun doesn't know how difficult it is in it." ”

"Ha, it's good that we're all just little guards." Liu Pinxuan laughed, his eyes blinked and became sleepy, he turned over and decided to sleep, "I'll sleep, I'm going back to call me." ”

Fa Yanbo didn't reply to him, and drank the remaining half bottle of elixir and jade dew by himself. At this time, almost all the people in Dongfang Tian went to the dojo to listen to Shizun's teachings, including his long-time opponent, the concubine general. No one to accompany the fight, no one to fight and no one to fight, to be honest, he is a little bored, but Fa Yanbo doesn't care too much, for him, isn't this another kind of busyness? The demon who has lived for thousands of years can completely adjust his mood well, and he is not very affected by this kind of trivial matter, and all the bloodthirsty cruelty of the demon has been well controlled by him for thousands of years, even if he is idle now, his hands are very itchy, and the little desire catalyzed by alcohol is not half a day for him to vent.

Fa Yanbo closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, while silently cultivating his skills.

"Hey, who are you? How is it here? ”

A delicate and crisp female voice interrupted Fa Yan Bo Mingsi, and as soon as he turned his head, a little fairy who had just soared for a long time looked at him with wide eyes.

"I should be asking that, right?" Fa Yanbo smiled, "The people of the whole Dongfang Heaven have gone to listen to the Shizun, why didn't you go?" ”

"I... I... I—" Looking at his smile, the little fairy blushed, "I'm interested in the Dharma..."

"Hah..."Fa Yanbo smiled at her again, and his already gorgeous face added a little bit of charm.

The little fairy's blushing face and words confirmed his guess, she had definitely just just ascended, and she didn't know that the Heavenly Realm had a sinister heart, and she didn't like the words of the World Venerable, could she say it directly? Afraid that others won't find a reason to attack you? But that's how it's fun, he has almost tasted it when the fairy of Dongfang Tian has a little bit of meaning, and it's not bad to change the taste and eat a little fresh once in a while.

"Forget it, I... I'd better go back..."The little fairy's heart jumped, she didn't know that Dongfang Tian still had such a good-looking man, the other party just smiled slightly and hooked her whole mind, it would be dangerous to go on like this, so she had to leave quickly.

"Don't worry, Shizun's lecture is boring, how about sitting down and drinking and enjoying the flowers together?" Evoking the beauty smile again, Fa Yan Bo poured wine, and turned his head sideways to reveal his sexy neck curve and a little collarbone, the little fairy was already flushed, and there was no brains to think about at all, so she was pulled by him and sat down in a daze.

"What's wrong? Drink? Stuffing a glass of wine into the little fairy's hand, Fa Yanbo looked at the woman who had completely crashed into the machine with a smile. Alas... It's so tender! Hook casually, he has no interest in this kind of tenderness, it's too boring to conquer, it's rare to have fun but it's the type he doesn't like, it's a pity.

"I don't seem to have seen you in Dongfangtian, who are you?" The woman bowed her head and sipped the wine he had given her, asking in a whisper, even using the honorifics.

"Because I don't belong to the Eastern Heavens, I belong to the Ming Realm." The hand that poured the wine did not stop, and Fa Yanbo poured himself another glass of wine, "I am a sword guard in front of Mingjun's seat, and this time I am accompanying Mingjun to a meeting." ”

"With a sword guard? What is that job title? Finally found the topic, and the little fairy finally dared to turn her head to look at him.

"That's..."Fa Yanbo threw a beautiful smile at her again, and began to chat with her casually. Hm... It's not bad to have someone to talk to, it's better than the willow pig next to me who has slept until he starts snoring.

After drinking a few glasses of wine, the little fairy was heartbroken by him, and finally blushed and wanted to marry him. Knowing how important the celestial and human partnership contract was, Fa Yanbo shook his head and rejected her.

"Forgive me for not being able to form a partner with you, I am a demon and I don't belong to Dongfang Tian, I have to refuse your partnership contract."

"Why? But you don't like me—" The woman looked at him and wept.

"We really don't have love, do we? The celestial couple's deed can only be married once in a lifetime, and you should give it to someone better and more deserving. ”

"You don't think you're good?"

"Not good." Fa Yanbo smiled self-deprecatingly, "If I were a woman, I wouldn't want to marry myself." ”

"Suspicious? Why? "The first time I heard a man say that he was not good, the little fairy was a little surprised.

"As for me, I was very attentive before, no matter who it is, it will not be the best partner choice, even if I want to stabilize and fall in love, the other party will be evaded because of my previous actions, and as a Ming Jun with a sword guard, I often have to perform dangerous tasks, as my partner must bear the pain of losing me, or worry about me when I go out on a mission. So I'm just a person who is suitable for fun, and it's okay to fall in love and get a partner, so forget it. ”

"That's... I may ask, what do you think of as a partner? The little fairy spoke again.