Chapter 24: Good Morning Queen
"That...... Her Majesty. Her Majesty. ”
Well?
"Morning, Queen!"
Hundreds of elite goblin soldiers downstairs shouted in unison
WTF? Not again?
"I said don't call me Queen!"
"That'...... Your Majesty! ”
"Your Majesty is early!"
Hundreds of elite goblin soldiers downstairs shouted in unison
"Don't call me Your Majesty!!"
"That'...... Her Majesty? ”
"Your Majesty morning!"
Hundreds of elite goblin soldiers downstairs shouted in unison
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Sparker silently closed the door, in his pajamas, without brushing his teeth, and was woken up dimly, and saw this scene.
Feed! Enough trouble!
Spark's head hurts, these goblins have been unusually obedient since she was elected goblin king, trying their best to please her every day.
On weekdays, she sends all kinds of fruits and vegetables to her door, and when she encounters holidays, she will also hold regular elite goblin worship activities, which makes the downstairs waterless, and even becomes an Internet celebrity check-in attraction, making it like a sacrificial activity, which seriously affects her rest and sleep.
No, I came to the door early in the morning to say goodbye.
Alas. I used to watch TV and always envy the lives of various emperors, I wanted to be an emperor, I wanted to be a queen, even if I was a concubine, it seemed to be good.
But who knows, the emperor's suffering, the emperor's pain, the emperor's early tantrum, maybe just want her to sleep for five more minutes?
If you have the opportunity, this throne must be given to whoever you like. The government has no subsidies and subsidies, so what does it matter about thousands of goblins?
Alas, it would be nice if the goblins had a handsome little brother like an elf, and I couldn't help but blush when I thought of this.
"In this way, it doesn't matter what you call me in private, it's okay to call me Lawyer Shi outside."
"Okay, Your Majesty Lawyer Shi." A man who looked like a goblin elder said.
These goblins don't have much to do on weekdays.
After the state allotted them a piece of land, they cut down the trees and cultivated them for their own pleasure.
The land is located in a valley, surrounded by lofty mountains, with fertile fields in the middle, and a highway on the side, which leads to the entrance of Shushan Mountain at one end and the city at the other. It can be said that it is quiet in the middle of the noise, but it is prosperous, and in the future, there will be some goblin farmhouse, and the business should be very good.
But this land is good, but there seems to be some dispute with the lizardman who also lives here and runs the fish pond recently.
The lizardmen complained that pesticides from the goblin field had been sprinkled into one of their fish ponds, killing a large number of fry.
Goblins complained that the lizardmen secretly picked vegetables from their fields and fed them with corn to feed the fish, resulting in a large loss of agricultural products.
The two sides insisted on each other's words and refused to give in to each other, and finally from verbal greetings to each other, it evolved into a Zu'an battle, and then into throwing stones at each other, and finally the two sides still fought and turned into a group fight.
But fortunately, the patrol team of Didlet and Aunt Li arrived early, and an explosive arrow was shot in the middle of the crowd, which shocked both sides, and the two sides did not kill anyone.
There are quite a few people who were injured by Aunt Li's physical attack...... This Aunt Li is too ruthless, holding a frying pan is a meal.
"But this medical report is written as a serious injury...... It's troublesome. Sparker glanced at the material.
It is said that after the group fight, one of the goblins went to seek revenge and cut off one of the arms of another lizardman.
The forensic examination showed that it was a proper serious injury, and Lai could not rely on it.
Generally speaking, a broken bone can heal a minor injury, and a broken arm or other lifelong impact is a serious injury.
"Master Spark, you have to think of a way, as the elder of the Sun clan, this one son is going to inherit the position of the patriarch, if I am sentenced to ten years, I will never see each other again...... And the tribe is going to be in chaos again. Elder Goblin said with tears in his eyes.
This goblin has a relatively short lifespan, and it is said that the average is only a little over 10 years.
This arm is severed, and the law is considered a serious injury, and it is generally necessary to sentence at least 3 to 10 years depending on the situation.
If you are sentenced to ten years, you will almost see you in the next life.
"I went to the detention center in the afternoon, and by the way, I went to Xuanyuan first to ask about the last investigation."
"Spark, it's too cold to go......"
This dead elf is too hot in summer, too cold in winter, pollen in spring, and wants to sleep in autumn, and it's only early December, so why don't you want to go when it's cold. There are really many excuses, like a primary school student who writes essays, one will want to drink water, one will pee, one will be bitten by mosquitoes, and every moment can make up new excuses.
"Say, what do you want...... Sparker glanced at his phone wallet and checked the budget, fortunately, there have been a lot of fruits and vegetables sent by goblins recently, and the food cost has really saved a lot.
"Chocolate lava cake with ice cream." Nestina grinned at Sparky with her hot water bag, as if robbing desserts and snacks was now a regular item.
"Didn't you say cold? And ice cream...... "Sparker really wants to carry a bucket of boiling water on her head, drinking more boiled water will help her health."
"When people are extremely cold, the heat is dissipated throughout the body after the central collapse of the center, so they have the illusion that they are hot, and I feel like I need this hot feeling right now."
"Then you go naked! Come on, come on, take off your coat and now go out for me. Sparker said and went to undress her.
"Help, it's rude." The two were fighting in the room.
Ahem, ahem
The goblin elder on the side quietly retired in embarrassment, slowly exited the room, and muttered, "It seems that our goblin is about to have an elf queen......
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"Didn't you?"
"There really isn't...... There really isn't ......," Mika muttered as she stared at Sparker with dark circles under her eyes.
"Mega...... You...... Why are you in Regulus. ”
Panda spoke: "I'm not Meijia! Meow! I really tried my best, and I watched the suspected comparison for half a month, not to mention Shushan, in the whole country over the years, there are really no people who have been confirmed to be dead and appear in the surveillance again. Otherwise, it's too scary, isn't it? ”
It turns out that this panda is Luo Yide!
"So what did you check on? The dark circles under your eyes are so heavy, you haven't had a good rest, Team Luo. ”
"Alas, some of them are public faces, but they are almost the same, and the system can't recognize them. There are also some twins, which are misidentified by the system. When it comes to big data and big data, in the end, it still depends on manual selection, and it is useless to kick the chassis.
"That is to say...... The brave man didn't actually return to us, but stayed in the other world, otherwise how could he leave a very strange record, right, Luo Yide, is it possible, who am I...... Is it possible that he is hiding somewhere? Sparker took out the iced oolong milk tea and handed it to Luo Yide.
After Luo Yide disassembled it, he inserted it with a degradable straw, took a sharp breath, and breathed a sigh of relief: "Hide, where to hide?" Even Internet cafes and bathhouses now have to swipe their ID cards, and they need face recognition to get in, do you think it's the last century, the police go to the Internet café every day to find suspects for investigation, and there are squatting at the door of Jacky Cheung's concert to catch criminals. Now you have to hide, probably only in Poké Balls. ”
But Loshi said...... She could feel the presence of the brave. Sparker always felt that Losh was right, and that there was no reason for her to make up such a message to deceive people.
Nystyna gloated on the side: "They demon clans speak, they can't even believe a punctuation mark, what a brave man, maybe they have been made into Chaoshan human flesh hot pot by the demon king in the other world......"
Chaoshan human meat hot pot, I also have Cantonese elf morning tea.
"Hey, hey, you don't want a crow's mouth, maybe the brave is still alive." Luo Yide took an orange and threw it to her: "We also pointed to find the brave man and see if there are any clues to solve the case." Don't you know, the evidence in the last court session was insufficient to supplement the investigation, and the group of mentally handicapped people on the Internet sprayed fiercely, saying that we were harboring criminals, and also sprayed the court, saying that the evidence was so sufficient, why not sentence the death penalty. ”
"yes, yes, and sprayed me...... "Sparker remembered his social media account...... has been sprayed tens of thousands of retweets, and it is almost unusable. Anyway, in the words of netizens, the ID with the lawyer is mentally retarded: "If we can't find the real murderer in this case and make a big reversal, I'm afraid we won't be able to take off the hat of this accomplice on our heads." By the way, how about Loshi? ”
"She's different."
Because she is good-looking, mature, and has a tail, who doesn't love such a big sister? A part of the netizens who supported her formed the Loshi Guard Company...... Every day, the police went to the Internet to help her spray with others, and tens of thousands of people passed by searching for keywords. What a complaining ghost, frost leaves, these old Vs, none of them can fight, and when they saw that there were many young sisters, they confessed to it, and even joined them.
The two chatted and chatted with a black line on their faces, doing law-related work in these years, the risk is really big.
In addition to its own professional risks, it also has to face various online public opinions.
It has become a norm for a group of people on the Internet to conclude the truth of the entire case based on only some weak evidence, and then attack those who disagree with them.
As for the truth after the matter is revealed, often no one cares, and no one will spread this kind of news.
"Anyway, the pressure of handling cases is relatively high now, and you can help find clues when you have time and time." Luo Yide held Spark's hand, and the old tears were in tears: "We are...... That one...... The legal community, the community, everyone should help each other. ”
"Phew, what you say sounds like a scumbag, at this time it's the legal community, and I begged you for a long time for evidence last time I asked you to get a taxi. You Regulus are ruthless, you're not human......" Sparker shook off his hand, a look of disgust.
"Phew, scumbag. Pull out...... Pull ......," Nystina looked at him with disgust. In the end, I felt a little ashamed, and didn't continue to say the following words: "You are ruthless!" ”
"Help, let's say it~~" Luo Yide continued to wail with a dark circle under his eyes, the dignified criminal investigation captain was driven crazy by watching the surveillance.
After chatting, the two left Xuanyuan and went to the detention center not far away. The cold wind in early December is still a little cold on the body, and you must go to eat a spicy hot pot to warm up.