Chapter 92: Fake Idiocy Is Not Crazy

In the vast expanse of the sea, a small boat slowly sails eastward.

"My lord, it won't be a problem to leave that little ghost alone in the warehouse, right?"

On the deck, Oni said as he gulped down the raw fish he had caught in the sea.

Although the sea fish that has simply been processed with internal organs is full of salty smell, it is the best food for Oni Slash to replenish chakra and physical strength at this moment.

"What's there to worry about, don't you know the ability of the shark muscles, doesn't that kid only have one hand of spiritism, and he can still turn over tricks at sea if he is sucked dry by the shark muscles?"

The watermelon mountain puffer fish ghost also nibbled on raw fish, and said disdainfully:

"Besides, since last night, that little ghost hasn't drunk a sip of water, hasn't eaten a mouthful of food, and even if he doesn't have shark muscles, I'm afraid he will be half dead."

"So, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and eat and recover your strength, I always have a bad premonition that those guys in Konoha let us go so easily."

……

Just as the ghosts were eating raw fish and birds with disgust, and Ru Mao drank blood, the warehouse that was supposed to hold Yasuo was already empty, and only one True Vision guard stood quietly on top of the container.

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Konoha, outside the Qimu clan.

"Tsunade, don't cry, Yasuo, that guy is stupid, he will be fine."

Jiraiya danced and said to Tsunade with the rain in Rika: "Let's think about it, how to explain it to Aunt Keiko later, right?" ”

"Huh? What are you going to explain to me? ”

At this time, Jiraiya found out that Keiko actually bought a lot of ingredients, came back from outside, and happened to meet the three of them at the door.

"Uh...... This ......."

Jiraiya scratched his head and couldn't speak for a long time, and finally looked at Orochimaru and said, "Stinky Snake Pill, it's better for you to explain!" ”

"Did that guy Yasuo bully Tsunade? You can see her eyes are red from crying. ”

Keiko took out a handkerchief and handed it to Tsunade, and said to Orochimaru: "Orochimaru-kun is also going to help me wash the vegetables today, I bought too many things, and Yasuo's child suddenly wants to eat hot pot, it's really troublesome." ”

Orochimaru's vertical pupils flashed, nodded, and said obediently, "Okay, Aunt Keiko." ”

Tsunade had stopped crying, and Jiraiya opened his mouth wide:

"Aunt Keiko, what are you talking about, Yasuo is ......."

Keiko smiled and said, "It's rare today, you're all here, let's have dinner together." ”

......

When Jiraiya and the others followed Keiko into the house, they saw an incredible sight.

"Yo, a few of you came earlier than expected, and the hot pot is not ready yet."

I saw Yasuo lying on the sofa on all fours, holding the snacks that a girl gave to Shuomao.

After lifting the data mode, he was indeed hungry.

"Yasuo! You bastardβ€”"

Tsunade couldn't control his emotions anymore and threw himself into Yasuo's arms with red eyes as the "small fist" hammered into his chest.

"Poof!"

Yasuo, who had fought fiercely all day without being injured at all, spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and couldn't help roaring in his heart:

system, can't such an attack trigger the data mode? Is there a system that is more stupid than you?

......

So, with his friends, eating hot pot and singing, Yasuo's stomach became round again.

"Huh? I'll leave for a moment! ”

Eating the last slice of lamb roll into his stomach, Yasuo suddenly stood up and ran into his house with a puff of smoke.

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Although he didn't have a good impression of the purple-haired imp at all, the ghost slash didn't intend to starve him to death on the ship.

The sliced sashimi was casually plated and the ghost slash came to the door of the warehouse.

"Why is there no sound at all, shouldn't you really starve to death?"

Oni slashed open the door of the warehouse, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he quickly adjusted to the dim light here.

"No one?"

The ghost slashed in his heart, and hurriedly stepped forward to look carefully.

Fortunately, only a set of wooden boxes were opened, and the frail figure of the hateful imp appeared in front of him.

"Boy, can you still speak, if you don't want to starve to death, just give Uncle Ben a breath."

"Water, I need water......"

Yasuo struggled to pretend to be weak, and at the same time silently wiped the fresh sauce from the corner of his mouth with his hands.

However, it is true that he is thirsty, and he really wants to drink water after eating spicy hot pot.

With a playful expression on his face, Ghost Slash slammed the sashimi in his hand to the ground, and then crushed it with his foot.

"You want to drink water, right, the fish is rich in water necessary for the human body, the little ghost of the Qimu family, you can enjoy this feast!"

The ghost smirked and locked the door and left, feeling that he had avenged his revenge, and he felt so comfortable all over his body.

He believed that the imp would eat the fish, like a lowly bereaved dog, licking the scraps on the ground in order to survive.

"Goo-goo-goo-"

At this time, the stomach screamed angrily, and the ghost slash regretted it a little, it seemed that the food given to that little ghost was a little too much, and he hadn't eaten enough.

I have to keep catching fish!

Oni shook his head helplessly, took off his clothes, and dived into the icy water.

Inside the warehouse, Yasuo quickly stood up after making sure that no one was watching, and then flew up and kicked the trampled fish under the cabinet.

"People who waste food will go to hell!"

Yasuo cursed, then opened the reading note back to the city again.

If there is no blue, go back to the city, how big is it, Yasuo said that there is not much pressure.

......

At the same time, a speedboat has already surpassed the small boat of the watermelon mountain puffer fish ghost and the ghost slash, and lies above the sea.

Against the backdrop of the setting sun, the figures of the three people on the speedboat looked particularly slender.

Suddenly, several small black worms flew in from a distance and landed on one of the men wearing sunglasses.

"The location of the Mist Shinobi ship has been determined, and it is located on the open sea at four o'clock."

"Good."

The leader nodded, turned to the other companion and said, "I really didn't expect you to think of such a plan...... Speaking of which, how many years have we not been on a mission together? ”

The companion smiled faintly and said, "I would like to call this plan a fake idiot: pretending to be confused, but in fact accumulating strength and giving the enemy a thunderous blow, this is the magic weapon of Lord Zhongda's victory!" ”

"Who is Zhongda?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, as long as you address them on the high seas, your worries will be gone...... It's time for us to act...... Monkey ......"

Rely on the stealth clone to paralyze the enemy, and at the same time, the main body intercepts it in the open sea in a speedboat......

This is the plan of Shimura Danzo......

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