One

As usual, the racecourse is my favorite place to stay, but today is different, and today, I met him.

At that time, I happened to tame the wild horses under me, and it was customary to run a round of the racecourse.

The wild horse was cunning, and he pretended to be good at it, and when I was defenseless, he actually threw me off my back.

Amusing!

Don't even think about it!

The old lady has been crisscrossing the horse farm for more than ten years, how can your status be shaken by a wild horse?

I was about to teach it a lesson, but I was grabbed by an oncoming person.

I've never been so close to a man, still in such an intimate position, whose hands are still on my waist.

At that moment, time seemed to stand still, and I could clearly see the pimples on the man's face, but this did not affect his handsomeness.

I knew very well that I was in love with this man.

It was in this second.

He thought I was frightened, and comforted me again and again, "Childe is scared? Why don't I take my son around a few laps to settle down? ”

It dawned on me that I was wearing men's clothes now.

I subconsciously said, "Huh? No, no, no......"

Ahhhhh Don't you like him? Didn't you fall in love at first sight? Reserved like a girl, reserved!! Up, up, up!

I frantically redeemed, "Father-in-law, I suddenly don't dare to come down, otherwise you might as well take me around twice." ”

He smiled, and I could clearly perceive his undulating chest and nice voice, and my face blushed in shock.

He said in a low voice and gently, "I'm not called Childe, my name is Yanli." ”

That's good!!

I never felt like time was passing so quickly, as if in a split second, he had already led me around the racecourse.

Maybe he was afraid that I would have a shadow on the horse and didn't dare to get off the horse, but he actually took me down! Yes, hugged it!!!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!h

I was calm on my face, but inside I felt like a crazy groundhog, standing on top of my heart and shouting.

I was still holding the rope of the wild horse in my hand, and when I watched him go away, I pulled off the horse with all my might, and the horse screamed in response, and its tail was pressed against its buttocks, and it did not dare to move at all.

I swear, I'm going to chase him.

He can only be my man.

Two

I asked my best friend about this man.

My friend was so shocked that he almost dropped a peanut in his mouth, and said tremblingly, "Huh? You don't even know him? ”

I was confused and buttoned my head: "I don't recognize, what's wrong?" ”

He said he was the hottest choice for the city lord right now.

I let out a nonchalant oh and asked, "Do you know what he likes?" ”

The friend smiled mysteriously, "Of course, you are asking the right person." He took out a pamphlet and waved it above my head, "This is the hottest pamphlet at the moment, written by Yan Li's most powerful guard." In this way, if you praise me for a few kind words, I will give you this, how about it? ”

I snatched it from his hand and said with a natural face, "I want this book, this is a good word, just keep it for myself and listen to it." ”

I walked away happily with the book, completely oblivious to the bitterness in my friend's eyes.

Three

[The first page of the booklet is dignified and decent, wearing a skirt. 】

？

Skirt?!!

I hate wearing skirts the most, how beautiful men's clothes are!!

I had no choice but to take out my skirt at the bottom of the box and try very hard to learn the dress of those so-called famous girls.

[On the second page of the booklet, you need to twist three times to walk, and one step should not exceed 30 centimeters......]

？ Thirty?

Earnest!?

I usually want to give it a whole meter in one step!!

It doesn't matter, Li Fanfan, what's this? Trick the man into his hands and let him accept your savagery little by little!!

That's right, tactics, it's just a delaying tactic, it's not like you really have to be like this all the time.

[On the third page of the booklet, speak, speak softly, and do not shout. 】

……

[I don't know how many pages of the booklet After mastering these, congratulations on your upcoming teacher, and tell you the place he often goes to - Begonia Tea House. When the time comes, don't forget to use the method taught by the teacher to soak a man!! I wish you success!! 】

Fist!! I'm going to make it!

Yan Li, I will let you bow down under my pomegranate skirt.

Four

Dry!

My mouth was about to bubble when I was squatting in the Begonia Tea House, and I didn't even see the shadow of a man.

Ass man tutorial.

I was about to vomit after drinking milk tea, I felt like I had been here for a long time, and I even walked with twists and pinchs, almost with the same hands and feet.

If I stay any longer, I may one day be exactly like these pretentious women.

This kind of woman will feel upset even if she looks at it at home, where is there any pleasure, who is tired all day and still comes here to find guilt.

Is this a pastime, cats and dogs? This is clearly to be the ancestor of the old lady!!

If Yan Li really likes this kind of twisted woman, then he is not worthy of my liking.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became!! Or go to a game of polo and calm down.

Five

To my surprise, I met him at the polo field.

He was standing in the wind and smiled in my direction.

Ahhhh Ah, I'm dead! I can!!!!

Damn, I'm going to take down this stunningly beautiful man!!

Wait, I'm a woman now, and the last time we met was in men's clothes, which means - it's the first time we've met!

[The one hundred and first page of the booklet should first leave a good impression on men, usually they will have a protective desire for girls who are spoiled by themselves. 】

Very good, Li Fanfan, it's time to show your real coquettish skills.

I put what I have learned into practice, and strive to use a tone of a hundred turns and thousands of times to coquettishly say "Childe~"

Damn, coquettish women are so disgusting, I have goosebumps going to fall all over the floor after I finish talking to myself.

Forget it, it's not for me to be coquettish or something.

His face changed drastically, as if he had eaten stool, but he still couldn't help but smile softly at me.

It's over, what to say now? What should I talk to the male god about now?

Ahhhh

The male god spoke first, "Girl, you look a lot like one of my old friends. ”

[Page 520 of the bookletThe girl's smile is very magical, and you must make it clear to him that your charming smile is, preferably, or - inadvertently!!

If you show your teeth, you have to cover your mouth as much as possible!! 】

Very good! I've practiced this specially! Sure enough, sharpening the knife is not wrong for the woodcutter!!

I adjusted the angle and showed a smile that I repeatedly confirmed in the mirror that it looked good, "Hahaha, really?" ”

As if toothy, I tried to cover it with both hands.

His expression seemed to add a few flies to the stool, and he still maintained his good bearing, "Then may I ask, ......what is the girl's name?"

Ahhhhh

[Pamphlet 365 If the male god takes the initiative to ask your name, it means - he is interested in you, so ...... You need to be delicate, talk like you want to talk, say your name half a sentence and stop half a sentence. It's best to use the word slave! 】

Sure enough, I have taken the first step towards successfully soaking in the male god.

My eyes lit up, and I still wanted to speak, and I also raised an orchid finger, "Slave family, surname Li, name Fanfan." ”

He suddenly turned his head to me, and he could faintly see the rise and fall of his chest, as if he was very excited.

Does it work so well?

Am I doing so well?

I was an excellent graduate.

He finally turned around, gritted his teeth and asked, "Does the girl like horseback riding?" ”

Of course I like it, horses are my life, and I even doubt that I was a horse in my last life!! There is no one in the world who loves it more than me!!

Wait a minute......

Is this trying to trick me?

[Page 413 of the booklet: If a man asks you if you love horseback riding?] You must refuse, no matter how much that person likes you, no man will like a woman who loves to ride horses, even if you think you are a horse, you have to stop me. 】

When the man is deceived, there is no hurry to slowly give him a buffer time.

I looked disgusted and said, "Of course, horses stink the most, and they still ride on them?" I hate horseback riding. ”

He finally couldn't help it and said to me, "I suddenly remembered that there was something at home, so I said goodbye first." ”

I waved my hand and thought that my performance today must be a hundred dim!!

I'm so good.

Six

Later, one after another, I would often meet him, almost once on the street.

Each time it was said goodbye with his constipated face.

I also thought maybe it was a sign of his happiness.

My mother went to propose marriage to me, and to my surprise, he actually agreed!

He agreed!

Sure enough, we were in love.

All efforts are useful.

On the day we got married, I waited with joy for him to lift his hijab.

But the moment he lifted his hijab, his eyes were bloodshot and he was very tired.

Suddenly, my hot heart went cold.

I've never understood it so clearly......

He doesn't seem to be what I imagined!

He didn't like me.

Even, he hates me.

I thought optimistically, maybe, maybe this is his way of expressing happiness?

But the body is always more honest than the brain, and the tears wet my pillow uncontrollably.

He rarely goes back to the yard, and I rarely see him.

Suddenly, one day, I deliberately cooked something for him, but I saw him looking at a woman with an obsessive face, and whispered to the woman, "You look so good when you smile." ”

She became the first concubine.

Later, one after another, there were also many more concubines.

Seven

Of course, I couldn't sit still, so I immediately went to find the most powerful couple expert in Yan Shangcheng - Yan Xian's wife, Wanxiang.

Who doesn't know Yan Shangcheng, Yan Xian listens to his wife the most, not to mention that he doesn't have a concubine, he even speaks in a low voice, and he will buy something new to give to his wife.

At the beginning, Wanxiang taught me two tricks. Later, she has been busy with work again.

She said in high spirits at the time, "In this world, there are many stupid women like you, I want to build a school for us women, so that they can all be equal to men, do you want to join?" ”

Such a good wish, of course, I am duty-bound.

So, the two of us threw ourselves into the Taoli Pavilion.

—————— pull back to the real world————

Eight

She said to the maid next to her, "Go, go and call the master, and say I want to see him." ”

The maid nodded, "Yes." ”

She looked down at the water, she was a complete stranger to herself, and suddenly remembered what she said when she was young-

[This kind of woman will feel upset even if she looks at it at home, where is there any pleasure, who is tired all day and still comes here to find sin.

Is this a pastime, cats and dogs? This is clearly to be the ancestor of the old lady!! 】

It's no wonder he doesn't like you, and now, even you don't like you anymore.

The maid came back, bowed her head and said, "The master rested in the courtyard of the mountain lady, and the guards over there were stopped by the mountain lady, madam, should we ask again." ”

Li Fanfan sighed softly, "No need, you all go down." ”

Watching the maid leave, she spilled the wine on the water little by little, and wrote lightly, "In my life, I am unfilial to my daughter, unfaithful to my ministers, unladylike for my wife, and unrighteous for my friends." ”

"Why bother in this world?"

She took out the torn pamphlet from her bosom and slowly raised it on the candle, quietly watching it turn to dust.

Li Fanfan then sat on the chair, found the most beautiful angle to lie down, remembering the past, she couldn't help but smile lightly, and sighed, "It's really cheap, I still want to see him before I die." ”

If she had known today, she would not have taken a step out of neon.

The wind around her body seemed to be carrying a knife, and it was very uncomfortable to blow it gently, and in a hazy way, she seemed to see Yan Li running in a panic, still holding her, and frantically infusing her with spiritual power.

I'm afraid it's a hallucination, and I only see this man crying in a dream.

Still unwilling!

Li Fanfan squeezed his hand with all his might, "I...... I'm ...... in my life. Always living in ...... Live in her shadow, I really want to ...... I really want to...... Meet this woman. ”

Even a glance, but there is no chance.

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