At twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Yunhai City.

In a VIP ward at the Central People's Hospital, fifteen doctors in white coats gather around a bed. Wide-eyed staring. All looked at a fat man on the bed.

This fat man's name is Su Bai, and he was sent at noon yesterday. The person who sent him was You Manzi, the most famous iceberg president in Yunhai City.

At that time, a car flew over, and when it was about to hit Youmanzi, the fat man rushed over and knocked Youmanzi away. And he was hit by the car and flew more than ten meters.

But the strange thing is that this dead fat man has no abnormalities in his body except that he is unconscious.

So You Manzi gave an order, Su Bai must be allowed to wake up at noon today, otherwise they will all be expelled from the hospital.

It stumped them. No matter how much they tossed, the fat man just didn't react at all.

At this moment, a beautiful woman ran over in a menacing manner. She was dressed in a black professional suit, but she couldn't stop her proud capital in the slightest. The skin is fair, like milky white ceramic. A pair of beautiful legs, tied with black silk, is no problem to play for a hundred years.

As for that face, it's simply world-class. In ancient times, it could top at least ten Daji.

She is Yu Manzi.

"President You, we've tried all the methods, but we can't wake him up. ”

"It's not me who blows, even if Hua Tuo is alive, he can't hold the kid. ”

"If anyone can wake this boy up, I'll call him a father. ”

......

You Manzi frowned and said, "A bunch of waste, what's the use of raising you? ”

Hearing this, these doctors all left in disgrace, planning to roll up and roll home.

"Poof!"

An earth-shattering fart sounded, and the poisoning gas in the ward was permeated.

You Manzi covered her nose with a strange expression.

This fart stinks, isn't it? Is this fat man a pig?

Su Bai rubbed his sleepy eyes, took a breath suddenly, suddenly turned purple, and scolded: "He meowed." Who's farting? It stinks, get out of here. The king of this soldier spares you from dying. ”

Then he pointed at You Manzi and said righteously: "You said you, you are so beautiful, how can you release such a stinky fart?"

Su Bai thought it was a fart made by the beauty in front of him.

You Manzi's face was gloomy, he looked at Su Bai with disdain, and said, "It's your own fart." ”

"Impossible! The King of Soldiers is in excellent physical condition and has never farted. ”

"As long as you return the king of soldiers, hurry up and take a mirror to look at it, the pig is almost the same. ”

Su Bai said menacingly: "Pig?!I'm so handsome, you actually say I'm a pig." Believe it or not, I'm beating you. ”

"Sure enough, it's a pig. ”

You Manzi glanced at him, and instructed the nurse waiting outside to bring a mirror over and hand it to Su Bai.

Su Bai took the mirror and looked at it, his eyes suddenly widened, and he was so frightened that his soul was gone.

Damn, I've really become a pig.

No, there's something strange about that.

Yesterday I was still fighting the ninjas of the island nation, why did I go to the hospital today?

And what about my comrades-in-arms?

"Why am I in the hospital?" asked Su Bai.

You Manzi peeled an apple, handed it to Su Bai, and said, "When I was about to be hit by a car at noon yesterday, you were hit by a car and flew away in order to save me. ”

"I see. ”

It seems that he is in someone else's body.

In the previous life, Su Bai, as a generation of soldiers, led a team to the island country, but was attacked by ninjas halfway, and after a hard battle, he was defeated and died!

When I woke up, I came here for some reason.

And it happened that this fat man happened to be hit by a car and died, so it was in his body.

You Manzi saw Su Bai's melancholy face, and thought that he was worried about his body.

"Don't worry, I'll let someone heal you. ”

"No, I'm all right, just help me get out of the hospital tomorrow." ”

"No, I can't. You'll have to stay in the hospital for two days. After confirming that your health is fine, I will naturally discharge you from the hospital. ”

"Okay!"

Su Bai took a bite of the apple, feeling bored, and asked You Manzi to turn on the TV and switch to the live broadcast.

Immediately afterwards, a mouthful of apple pomace squirted out, and the whole person was not calm in an instant.

it, what's going on?

Xiuzhen live broadcast!

I'm afraid I've come across a fake TV, right?

100% win rate over the cultivation qualification certificate

The peak of qi refining rushes to the duck

Today he will come out of Tsukidan

The great god will take you up to build the foundation

......

What the hell is this?

Su Bai asked weakly: "Are they deceiving people?

You Manzi frowned and said, "You won't have a problem with your brain, right?" Now is the era of Xiuzhen, and the country has formulated a strategy for the revitalization of martial arts. If you want to get ahead, you can only cultivate the truth. You actually said that Xiu Zhen was lying? Unbelievable. ”

Su Baimo was stunned!

I thought I was in someone else's body, but I didn't expect to cross over.

What can I do?

That's right!

Every traverser will have a golden finger, what about mine?

However, the plot seems to have gone wrong, and his golden finger is late.

After some anxiety, Su Bai found out that he was just an ordinary fat man.

In a state of confusion, he had to watch the live broadcast quietly.

The anchor on TV explained

"The so-called cultivation qualification certificate is a certificate that every cultivator must hold. With it, you become a legitimate cultivator......"

"What the hell? It's not pretty. ”

Su Bai changed the anchor again.

"Tsukidan can help cultivators break through the ...... of the foundation building period"

The barrage on the TV kept flashing.

Hello, streamer.

The anchor is so handsome, can you give me a Tsukidan?

"Sorry, the streamer can't agree to some fans' requests. This Tsukidan is too expensive, just three is all my net worth, but fans can send the pill of Tsukidan, and I will refine it for you. ”

The anchor is so nice. Subscribe to go and don't get lost.

After that, Su Bai changed to a big anchor with a beautiful woman with five million popularity.

"This girl, yes!"

Su Bai held an admiring gaze and kept pondering.

"Hello everyone, I'm your little cute, hurry up and take out your little hands to support it. ”

Su Bai did not hesitate to subscribe.

It's a pity that she has no money, if she was in the last life, she would have to brush a villa for her.

This female anchor is exactly the type he likes, pure and sunny.

"Today, I'm going to explain to you the cultivation methods of the foundation building period! After I finish speaking, I will interview a mysterious person and share my cultivation experience with you at that time. Don't miss it! This big guy won't disappoint everyone. ”

Seeing the barrage below, Su Bai was about to burst out laughing.

Civilized football watching, Hugh rude!

This streamer, there's something.

......

You Manzi glanced at Su Bai, very speechless.

"It's not easy to meet that big guy later. You can take a look. ”