【051】I'll just go to the bathroom
Lin Xuan wiped his sweat, this is really a narrow road, and he is so fated to bump into the 'little fairy of the Ran family' who only plays auxiliary Dema, she must have directly chosen the assistant, so she was filled to the middle lane - of course, after just agreeing to keep up with the single change, he has now become the top single again.
The other teammates didn't understand what was going on, and when they saw this little fairy so excited, someone put a question mark.
"Sry, I really didn't mean to." Anyway, it's not the first time, Lin Xuan apologized easily.
"Do you think I'll ever trust you again?"
"Do you think I'll ever trust you again?"
"You just did it on purpose!!"
"Liar!! Swindler!!! ”
"You come down the road to fight ADC, or I'll go up and grab your soldiers and eat your experience!!"
She seems to like to use overlapping words to express her anger, and several big exclamation points are added after each sentence to continue to enhance her emotional expression, Lin Xuan didn't expect her to be so irritable after playing a game - lined up to rob her a few heads, and killed her a few more times on the opposite side, as for being so calculating?
Lin Xuan sent a series of dots helplessly, and asked, "Then it depends on whether the ADC is willing or not?" ”
"If he doesn't want me, I'll rob him !!!" This chick is already a bit of a mad dog stance that catches who bites whom.
So the guy who was probably assigned to the ADC position popped up.
Half good and half bad:" ... ”
Half good and half bad: "The crazy girl can't be provoked, I'd better go on the road." ”
The little fairy of the Ran family: "Thank you." ”
The little fairy of the Ran family: "Now you are an ADC." ”
The last sentence was, of course, for Lin Xuan.
Lin Xuan: "......"
He was on the second floor this time, and he didn't feel much difference about what position to play, in order to prevent this girl's possible retaliation, Lin Xuan chose an Ezreal who was less dependent on his teammates to prevent being pitted.
Galen's sister who was knocked out was on the fourth floor, and when it was her turn to choose someone, she only waited a little, and then locked the river lord Tamu in seconds.
Lin Xuan saw this person and immediately felt that he was really prescient to choose an EZ, and sure enough, after entering the game, he bought equipment and just walked out of the spring, this Tamu opened his big mouth from behind, "roared", and ate him in one bite.
"Hahaha, tell you to kill me"
The Tamu girl who swallowed Lin Xuan in her mouth turned around and walked back into the spring, stood on it and danced with her head and tail, and showed off in the team channel again, and then spit Lin Xuan into the spring.
Lin Xuan couldn't help but smile bitterly, this road is really going to be a dozen or three, the key is that this girl can't refuse to eat herself at all, and the most difficult thing to prevent is the gank from her teammates.
"Hah!"
The jungler gun was already waiting for the lower road combination to help at the red buff, Lin Xuan came out of the spring again, and as soon as he walked next to the red buff, Tamu next to him ate him again, and then swayed him to the middle lane in front of the second tower, spit Lin Xuan under the tower, stretched out his long tongue and jumped in front of him.
"How old are you?" Lin Xuan tactfully expressed his disdain for this childish behavior.
"What's your business!" This stupid girl obviously thought that Lin Xuan was really asking her age.
Lin Xuan ignored her anymore, ran to the red buff to help the male gun hit the red buff a few times, and then saw that the time was almost the same, and rushed down, the male gun can open the field alone, a few times to help is enough, if it is delayed any longer, he will definitely lose his troops if he is gank by Tamu again.
"Hah!"
Tam really chased after him again, swallowed Lin Xuan in one bite, and then ran from the top of the small dragon pit to the triangle grass, Lin Xuan couldn't help but smile bitterly, with his toes, he already knew what this girl who hid in the spring and was shot to death twice was going to do, and he would definitely throw him into the small dragon pit.
But he's been guarding against this hand for a long time, and he hasn't learned any skills until now, and he can jump up with an E skill, and the first three melee creeps may not be able to make up for it, but the experience will definitely not be lost.
Lin Xuan was already ready, but he didn't expect Tamu to pass by the top of the small dragon pit and didn't spit him down, but ran through the triangle grass with him, which spit him out.
"Damn, the heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman."
Lin Xuan pursed his lips and ran to the line to make up for the three melee creeps with residual blood one by one, and at the same time, a Q skill hit the opposite big mouth, and the two people were correct, and the poor big mouth made up for the three small soldiers at the same time, a secret technique shot ate two basic attacks, and the blood volume dropped directly by one-third, and the auxiliary Bronn next to him reacted and wanted to come forward to help, Lin Xuan immediately retreated, dodging the bite of the cold winter, and at the same time, he chased Bronn twice and clicked twice.
"Wow, that's amazing!"
Tamu, who had just gotten into the grass and danced, hadn't had time to come out yet, this wave of blood exchange had already ended, and Lin Xuan made a lot of money in 1v2, so he couldn't help but praise it in the team's internal channel.
Lin Xuan ignored her with a very good demeanor, and then just finished pretending, he saw this Tamu girl running out of the grass again, "roar", swallowed him again, stood in place and opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue twice, and then spit out Lin Xuan again, like a child who has found a new toy - it is estimated that his real age is not much older.
Lin Xuan guessed that this girl was not very old in the first game when he met her, and she had a temper that came and went quickly, and she would not hold grudges, looking at her current performance, she felt that she really guessed that it was not far from ten, otherwise if Lin Xuan was replaced, most of the ADC would have to spit on the opposite Bronn and Dazui's face before giving up, and it was impossible to spit it out when he saw the blood of a small soldier.
Tamu's first-level W skill can swallow people for four seconds, and this Tamu used to hold Lin Xuan in her mouth until it was time to spit it out, but this time it was only two seconds to spit it out, most likely because she saw that a small soldier was about to die - from this point of view, although this girl is a little temperamental, she still understands proportions and will not be annoying.
Since Tam is not really making trouble, there will be no accidents on the next road, as long as the skills of the hero EZ are released accurately, the early and mid-stage abilities are definitely the top in the ADC, and there is no need for Tam to do anything at all, Lin Xuan can point to the opposite big mouth and Bron to doubt life, and the fourth level will directly jump to kill the remnant blood mouth, and then cooperate with Tam to kill Bron, and then the next road is completely his own performance.
"Add me as a friend, or I'll spit you down the opposite tower later." caught in the jungler on the opposite side, but was directly killed by Lin Xuan after the big mouth was promoted to level six and three kills, the Tamu girl, who was rejected twice in a row for her friends, began to ask for a friend position.
Lin Xuan ignored her, but after the opposite lower lane combination returned to the line again, this girl actually swallowed him in one bite, and then directly flashed and rushed under the opposite defense tower, and the mad bull-like momentum frightened the big beak on the opposite side like a frightened bird to press the flash that had just cooled.
Lin Xuan didn't know what to say.
In sixteen minutes, Lin Xuan, who was already eleven people with his head on his body, chased from the first tower on the road to the high ground and got the first five kills after coming to this world, and then the other party surrendered in advance and passed unanimously.
The "Little Fairy of the Ran Family" sent a friend application again, this time Lin Xuan hesitated for a moment and clicked to accept, and then she quickly sent a message: "You are definitely not a woman!" ”
Without waiting for Lin Xuan to answer, he sent another sentence that almost made Lin Xuan vomit blood: "Women will definitely not be as cheap as you!" ”
Lin Xuan almost couldn't help but delete her directly, ignored her and directly built a room to take her to a game, and then told her ID, so he deleted her from Jiang Qianyu's number, so as not to turn around and talk to Jiang Qianyu again.
Turning off the computer, Lin Xuan moved and imprisoned, took the mobile phone to the bathroom and squatted for a while, then he heard movement outside, and was thinking about who it was, so he heard the mobile phone vibrate, and Jiang Qianyu sent a message: "What about you?" ”
Lin Xuan replied in seconds: "Toilet." ”
Jiang Qianyu sent an emoji that wanted to vomit, and then asked, "Are you really caught kissing Xu Qingru in school?" ”
Lin Xuan didn't sit down and almost fell into the toilet, first posted an angry emoji, and then typed and asked, "Who are you listening to?" ”
"Say so, otherwise why would you be kicked out of school...... Oh, it's for Xu Qingru to duel with others, right? ”
Lin Xuan didn't even go back this time, he honestly squatted in the bathroom to brush the forum, and after a while, he heard another movement outside, and then heard Jiang Qianyu shouting "Dad" and "Mom", and asked, "Dad, you came back so early today." ”
Lin Yi, who has always been very fond of Jiang Qianyu, didn't answer this time, so he asked angrily: "What about your brother?" ”
"I guess I was afraid that you would come back and scold him, so I hid in the toilet." Jiang Qianyu's tone had an obvious schadenfreude smile.
"Lin Xuan!" Lin Yi began to call Lin Xuan's name directly, and then the stepmother's voice of soft dissuasion.
"Got it, come out right away."
Lin Xuan hurriedly put away his mobile phone, wiped his butt and flushed the toilet, and prepared to go out, originally thinking that the school had not notified the parents, but now that it looks at the situation, his parents obviously know what happened at school, as for Jiang Qianyu, most of them heard about it from people like Tang Ze.
When I opened the bathroom door and went out, I saw Jiang Qianyu sitting cross-legged on the sofa with bare feet, gloating when he heard the voice, and his father and stepmother were sitting on the sofa on the other side, his father's face was gloomy, obviously suppressing his anger, and his stepmother was also frowning slightly.
"What's going on?" Lin Yi scolded angrily when he saw Lin Xuan, "The college entrance examination is coming soon, you do this every day in school?" Are you going to school or ......?"
"Okay, okay, don't be in such a hurry, listen to Xiao Xuan first." Stepmother Jiang Ya stopped Lin Yi, who was angry, and then motioned for Lin Xuan to sit down.
Lin Xuan touched his nose, sat down next to Jiang Qianyu, and said, "I'll go to the toilet......
"Who cares if you go to the toilet! I'm asking what you're doing in school? ”
Lin Xuan said a word, but was rudely interrupted by Lin Yi, pointing at Lin Xuan with an angry look, "Fight!" Calf love! Still in front of so many people at school...... Is this what you're supposed to do at your age? What's more, the college entrance examination is coming soon, and you still have the heart to do this, ah? You're still in the toilet, and you think you'll be able to get away with hiding in the toilet? You explain this matter to me first, and I won't stop you when you squat in the toilet to eat and sleep......"
"I'm talking about schools!"
Lin Xuan was also depressed when he said it, he knew that Nima shouldn't go to the toilet at noon, otherwise there would be so much trouble, "I'm just going to go to the toilet......"
"You put me in the toilet again!"
Seeing that Lin Xuan was still going to the toilet, Lin Yi had already raised his hand and couldn't help but beat him, staring at Lin Xuan with a red face and a thick neck, almost roaring, "You dare to bring me to the toilet again!" You dare to bring me to the toilet again!! ”