Chapter 122: This Doctor Is Not Serious
The two argued, and a middle-aged man covered his mouth and scolded vaguely, "Have you quarreled yet, and from which side is it the first book?" ”
"Left."
"Right."
The young woman and the old lady spoke in unison.
"Isn't this Dr. Mu?"
The old lady suddenly called out to Mu Chun, and Mu Chun turned around to see that it was Wu Fangmei and Wu Grandma.
"Grandma, good morning, come and see your teeth."
"Doctor Mu, you came just in time, tell this little girl, the medical record card starts to count the first book from there."
"Huh? I know that. ”
Mu Chun really didn't know that there had never been a patient in the physical and mental health department who quarreled over the need to see a doctor first.
I'm really envious, there are already so many people queuing up before the ENT department even starts to see a doctor.
"It's all about teeth, what a quarrel."
Later patients complained.
"Oh, you don't know, this place fights every day, the teeth seem to be the slowest, and people with toothaches can't wait."
"That's right, I heard that Dr. Huang has a lot of special patients, and the two treatment rooms are used by her to see patients, when she is busy, she runs from the left to the right, and the anesthetic is waiting for the anesthetic to work, so she goes to the other side to extract the tooth, and one person can see two patients at the same time."
"I can't help it, sometimes, I'm worried that she can't figure it out, once I saw her extracting a tooth from a patient, but the patient couldn't tell which one to extract, so she knocked one by one, and finally when she knocked on the bad tooth, the patient was so painful that she peed his pants."
"Ah, I really pee my pants."
"It's true, you don't know, the dentist is really scary, and when he enters the dentistry, it's like a zoo, it's a tiger pulling a lion's teeth."
The patient was noisy and complaining about the doctor, while waiting for the doctor to change into a white coat and bring a mask to come out and call the number.
"Doctor Mu, let me tell you, this woman has a brain problem, she also came last week, and she also wants to be the first one, I quarreled with her last week."
"Ah, I can't take care of this matter, it's not a patient in my department, ask the nurse."
Mu Chun finished sending Wu Fangmei away, and quickened his pace to the fifth floor.
Chu Sisi actually arrived earlier than Mu Chun, who was never late, lying on the table and not knowing what he was writing.
"I saw a YouTube feed this morning, guess what I saw?"
"What?"
"Someone actually made a video of his obsessive-compulsive symptoms and posted it on the Internet, and some people commented that this disease can be seen by Mr. Linan, it seems that this Li Nan's matter has flown overseas."
"Very good, it seems that there are many such patients abroad."
Mu Chun just wanted to pour himself a cup of coffee, and a woman raised her head and knocked on the door hesitantly.
The door is obviously open, but there are patients who are very polite and always have to knock on the door.
Wouldn't it be nice to come in early and pay for the doctor?
This is Mu Chun's heart.
"I've heard that the doctors here are good."
"Ah, the hospitals are good doctors, do their duty."
"No, I don't think so."
Mu Chun looked at the patient, and then looked at the outpatient system of Huayuanqiao Hospital.
"Are you Mei Xiaonuan?"
"It's me."
"Ah, you don't look good."
"Really?"
Mu Chun recognized it, isn't this Mei Xiaonuan the young woman who quarreled with Wu Fangmei in the dentistry.
"Well, there's a little bit of it, your face is a little yellow, and it's very thin, do you have 80 pounds?"
"I'm 90 pounds, doctor, please, see clearly before you speak."
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you're 165 centimeters tall."
"168 centimeters."
"Oh, I was wrong again."
Mu Chun scratched his head, "This is the height of a girl I like on a blind date website, 165cm, I'm really sorry." ”
Mei Xiaonuan propped one hand on the table, looked around the physical and mental department with two eyes, and then said slowly, "I want to do a full body examination." ”
"Well, a full body check-up is necessary, and I always recommend a full body check-up for my patients."
Hearing Mu Chun say this, Mei Xiaonuan raised the corners of her mouth and smiled with satisfaction.
With a smile still on her face, Mei Xiaonuan took the medical record back from Mu Chun.
"Huh? The medical records are to be handed over to the doctor for medical treatment, how can you treat you with me? ”
"I mean ......"
Mei Xiaonuan glanced at Chu Sisi, and Chu Sisi immediately said, "Director Mu, I'll go to the internal medicine department to get an examination report, and the patient will use it when he comes." ”
"Okay, Doctor Chu, by the way, you can go to Surgeon Shen to pick up the patients who are going to come for follow-up at nine o'clock in a while, I'm afraid that my side is not over yet, and there will be patients who will come for a full body examination at half past nine."
Chu Sisi just said a word, but Mu Chun shamelessly made up such a big pile of lies, where are there patients, where are there patients.
"It seems that business on the fifth floor is also very good. I'm still looking for a ...... that doesn't have a lot of them."
"Ah, is it the first time you've come to our hospital?"
Mu Chun asked knowingly.
"Ah, it's just a whole body check-up, you don't need medical records, isn't it just to prescribe some blood tests or something."
"There are hundreds of blood test items, and the whole body examination should also have a focus, for example, the general body examination is similar to the physical examination, then the blood test list includes blood routine, liver function and the two most common tumor markers, and that's it."
"The most common tumor marker? What is it? ”
"CEA, carcinoembryonic antigen, AFP, alpha-fetoprotein."
Mei Xiaonuan's face was gloomy, what was it used to check?
Mu Chun scratched his head, "Ah, CEA is too commonly used, lung cancer, breast cancer, various intestinal tumors, medullary thyroid cancer...... Almost every cancer patient will be prescribed a CEA if they want to test for tumor markers.
CEA is elevated in about 70% of patients with rectal cancer, 55% of pancreatic cancers, 50% of stomach cancers, 45% of lung cancers, 40% of breast cancers, 40% of urethral cancers, 25% of ovarian cancers, and cholangiocarcinoma/thyroid cancer.
For general medical checkups, CEA is now a standard check-up. ”
Mu Chun said as he rummaged through the boxes and cabinets in the drawer.
"My pen and paper are gone."
Mu Chun will open the drawer for a while, get under the table for a while, and scratch his head for a while.
Mei Xiaonuan looked uncomfortable, and ran past so many doctors, why did this doctor look so unlike.
It's a new little doctor, although it's also called the director, and the name is also very cheesy, Mu Chun Mu Chun, it doesn't sound like a serious person's name.
Mei Xiaonuan gently straightened her hair, and finally touched her earrings, the limited-edition planet earrings she bought after she got her salary last month.
Hey, forget it, how can this kind of man know how to appreciate such tasteful things.
This physical and mental department is also very strange, it is completely different from other outpatient rooms, there is even a treadmill, I don't know if it is for patients or the doctor himself to maintain his figure.