Chapter 7: Jokes
The matter of the class reunion, Su Li left it behind in the blink of an eye.
After repaying all the other people's money, Su Li directly and generously transferred 50,000 yuan to Qu Ya according to yesterday's agreement.
With this done, he rolled over and got up.
changed his clothes and pushed the door out, but by coincidence, Xu Nan and Ma Heng were in the living room.
Seeing Su Li, Xu Nan raised his eyebrows, and said with a sneer: "Yo, isn't this Su Li, this has become a jobless salted fish and he still gets up so early, he is diligent enough." ”
Early in the morning, Xu Nan clearly wanted to find fault, Su Li frowned, and said with a cold face: "I don't get up early, what's the matter with you?" ”
"Tut, I don't care about you.
Don't forget the bet we made yesterday, if you can't pay it back in three days, you're going to call me Daddy!
You said that I am in my twenties, and this is about to have an unemployed son like you, can I not care as a father! ”
Xu Nan's face was mocking and abusive.
Next to him, Ma Heng deliberately answered: "By the way, Brother Xu, I'm curious about something, you said that if someone becomes your son, do you have to call me uncle?" ”
"That's for sure, my son, why don't you call your uncle?"
Xu Nan answered angrily.
The two of them are really guilty of singing and harmonizing!
Su Li glanced at the two of them, raised his eyebrows and said, "If you want to say that, I'm also quite curious about one thing."
Xu Nan, if you recognize your father, Ma Heng, should you also call your uncle? ”
"Rough!
Surnamed Su, clean your mouth for me!
Don't feel uncomfortable on your horse! ”
Hearing this, Ma Heng instantly slapped the table and stood up.
This guy is a fitness coach with Xu Nan, but he is so arrogant!
"Okay, old horse, you are an uncle, don't be angry with the juniors, for my sake, extinguish the fire!"
Xu Nan stood up with a smile on his face, patted Ma Heng, and stared at Su Li with a smile.
"The surname is Su, you have a hard mouth in the past two days, and when the three-day period comes, I will wait for you to kneel down and call me Dad!"
"I'm afraid I'll let you down, I want to kneel, and that's what you kneel for me.
In addition, you don't have to wait for three days, now you can kneel down and confess my relatives! ”
"Now? Shall I kneel for you? I'm afraid you're not dreaming! ”
Xu Nan's face was amused, and his eyes were even more disdainful and playful.
"I ask you to pee and wash your face, and then sober up!
You still paid the 50,000 yuan in your dream, and you still want Lao Tzu to kneel for you? It's just wishful thinking! ”
"Why, you don't believe me?"
"I believe it? I believe you're retarded! ”
"Okay, since you don't see the coffin and don't cry, then I'll fulfill you."
Su Li glanced at Xu Nan with a sneer, took out his mobile phone directly, and flipped to the transfer record.
The transfer of 50,000 yuan is genuine, and it cannot be faked!
With a glance, Xu Nan's expression changed instantly!
"Why don't you speak, now that the transfer record is there, why don't you quickly kneel down and admit your relatives."
Su Li shook his phone and sneered.
Xu Nan's face changed blue and red for a while, and he looked a little ugly.
It is absolutely impossible for him to admit defeat and kneel for Su Li!
Even if the "ironclad evidence"
It's useless to be like a mountain!!
"The surname is Su, don't be complacent with me!
Even if you pay back the money, so what!
Lao Tzu will tell you clearly!
Lao Tzu doesn't admit it!
What can you do with me! ”
Kneeling is absolutely not allowed to kneel, at this moment Xu Nan directly played a scoundrel!
Su Li had expected him to be like this, and immediately sneered: "Do you want to admit it? I'm afraid it's not that easy. ”
"Whew!
You scare Lao Tzu when you step on a horse! ”
Xu Nan took a sip directly, and took a step closer, squeezing his eyebrows at Su Li's yin and yang weirdness, with a playful and arrogant face!
"You listen to Lao Tzu!
Lao Tzu just doesn't admit it today, what can you do with Lao Tzu with a stupid beep! ”
Xu Nan's appearance at the moment is simply arrogant to the extreme!
If you don't admit it, you don't say it, it's even more crazy like the king of heaven!
"Why don't you speak, aren't you a cow? I'm standing there right now!
There is a kind of you let Lao Tzu kneel for you! ”
Next to him, Ma Heng followed and said with a hippie smile: "Okay, Brother Xu, it's early in the morning, what are you angry with this kind of waste, you be careful that the dog is in a hurry to bite you!" ”
"Whew!
Bite me? Just him? I borrowed ten guts from him on horseback! ”
Xu Nan spat and glanced at Su Li with contempt.
Speaking of which, it's not the first time he's relied on physical force to be so arrogant and scoundrel!
Today, however, is different!
Su Li looked at Xu Nan coldly, and in the next second, a chilling murderous aura suddenly swung out of his body!
Reborn back, although the strength is completely gone, this spiritual level of murderous deterrence can be retained!!
In an instant, there seemed to be a dark wind on the flat ground in the room!
It's a chill!
In the face of the sudden murderous aura, Xu Nan's whole brain buzzed, and in an instant, he was stunned with no life!!
"Brother Xu!!"
Seeing Xu Nan suddenly fall to his knees, Ma Heng's face changed!
He hurriedly went to help Xu Nan, and at the same time subconsciously glanced at Su Li.
Ma Hengsheng froze in place with his eyes staggered, his face turned pale for a moment, and his forehead exploded into a cold sweat!
It's horrible!
This is not the eyes of a normal person at all!
Devil devil!
Those who will die are going to die, don't don't!!
In an instant, Ma Heng seemed to have experienced something extremely terrifying, and his whole person trembled violently, and with a bang, he collapsed directly to the ground!
In the blink of an eye, there were even more wet marks on his pants!
It's a living scared pee!
One was stunned, and the other was frightened Seeing the cowardice of the two, Su Li frowned in disgust.
"Two pieces of trash, get out of here!"
"me, we'll get out of here, we'll get out"
With a scolding, Ma Hengsheng was so frightened that he came back to his senses!
He nodded frantically like his grandson, stumbled and dragged Xu Nan, and fled back to the room.
"It's just a murderous atmosphere that scares like this, it's really a waste!
But forget it, there's no need to waste time on these two pieces of waste.
Hurry up and wash up, it's important to go out with krypton! ”
Su Li muttered, turned around and went to the bathroom.
As soon as he pushed the door and raised his eyes, Su Li was suddenly stunned!
I saw that in the bathroom, Zhang Ling, another roommate who shared a house, was sitting on the toilet with her eyes closed and headphones, shaking her head as if her sixth sense had noticed something, and Zhang Ling suddenly opened her eyes.
"Ah!! ”
Zhang Ling let out a scream!
Su Li came back to his senses instantly, quickly closed the door, and slipped back to his room in the blink of an eye.
A little relieved, he secretly said bad luck in his heart!
Who would have thought that why was he so unlucky, but he bumped into Zhang Ling? !
Now it's okay, next, Zhang Ling can't run away and will find trouble with him again!
Who let him offend Zhang Ling before!
It's actually quite strange to talk about it!
Because at the beginning, Zhang Ling actually had a good impression of Su Li, so she took the initiative to pursue Su Li for a while!
But at that time, Su Li and his ex-girlfriend Sun Yan had not broken up, so naturally they would not accept Zhang Ling.
Even in order to avoid suspicion and unnecessary trouble, Su Li's attitude towards Zhang Ling was extremely cold for a while.
It's been a long time, but Zhang Ling has given up the pursuit.
But that, Zhang Ling is different from ordinary people, she can't ask for it, but she hates it!
Since then, Zhang Ling has been the same as Xu Nan, but whenever there is a chance, it is not happy to find Su Li!
Su Li was thinking about these messy things.
Suddenly, the door of the room was slammed!
"The surname is Su, I know you're inside!
You pervert!
Get the hell out of here! ”
In the blink of an eye, Zhang Ling's scolding came from outside!
"You're kind of tricky, you're kind of get out of here!
I warn you, if you don't get out of here, I'll report J! ”
As the so-called scared of something, Zhang Ling, this guy actually came to the door Su Li frowned slightly, hesitated, but got up and opened the door.
Outside the door, Zhang Ling saw Su Li, and immediately raised her eyebrows, with a look of disgust!
"Surnamed Su, I didn't expect you to be so shameless!
Living under one roof, you're embarrassed to peep at me going to the toilet!
You're still not a human being!
How did your parents teach you!
Just teach you how to peep at the opposite sex on the toilet, isn't it!
When the women of your family go to the toilet, you are also shameless voyeur, isn't it! ”