Chapter 66: If I don't scare you to cry, I don't know what's wrong!
"Slippery!?"
Dao Daozhai's words made Douya a little stunned.
If the little memory he had of the past was correct.
In the original book, it seems that there is no character of a slippery ghost.
And Douya was not surprised, but felt a little strange......
He vaguely remembered a little bit, the character of the slippery ghost, as if he also remembered that he had appeared in some Japanese anime.
It's been so long since I've been reborn, and now Douya always feels as if he's traveling through more than just the neon anime world of Inuyasha.
Look at the unconscious Youxiang in Wunan's arms, it's not a blind guess, because this girl, whether it is her identity or appearance, is really like the big monster in the anime story of "Gensokyo" in Douya's last life, the tyrant of flowers who lives in the sunflower field!
Of course, this girl is far from having the same strength as Douya understands.
As for the current slippery ghost who is very skinny, and was caught on the head and knocked on the head.
Looking at his appearance, he can vaguely coincide with a certain anime monster character in Douya's memory.
The lord of the ghost in "The Grandson of the Slippery Ghost" is also the slippery ghost of the big monster - Nu Liang Slippery Scoop!
sighed, covered his head, and his mood was very complicated at the moment.
It's not that he doesn't know what to do because he caught the perpetrator tonight.
Douya sighed because he felt that he might no longer have the ability to control the future.
The past is in Douya's heart, the future is known, his enemies, his identity, his story, and so on.
Not to mention that he can be clear about every small detail, but the general direction and plot development, context and direction.
These things can barely be controlled in their hands, and they know it well, and they can prevent or stop it in advance.
But now, the appearance of Yuxiang and the appearance of the slippery ghost completely caught him off guard.
The theory of the chaotic system of the butterfly effect quietly emerged in Douya's mind at this moment.
A small butterfly that lives in South America flappes its wings a few times.
It won't be long before a storm breaks out on the continent on the other side of the ocean.
Butterfly wings can still set off a storm, let alone a big living person, or a monster.
"Damn, what the hell is going on......"
A low murmur came into Dao Daozhai's ears, and he asked curiously, "Lord?" Any questions!? ”
Coming back to his senses, Douya cleaned up his mood and buried his secret again.
This is not the time to think about these things, and some kid who pretends to be unconscious is still waiting for him to deal with the decision.
"Slippery ghost, get up, I know the strength of that moment just now, it's impossible to stun you, get up, don't play dead for me!"
Hearing someone's scolding, the slippery ghost who quietly opened one eye spat helplessly and got up from the ground.
"Hell, I was actually discovered, and sure enough, my mirror stopped the water and didn't even cultivate at home."
The slippery head flapped his clothes, and stood in front of Douya with his chest held up very boldly.
"Hey! Big monster, since I've been caught by you, if you want to kill or chop as you like, let's do it! ”
Looking at the little guy in front of him, who had a lot of tone, although he did look like a character in his memory.
But Douya doesn't dare to do anything to him just because he's the protagonist in a story.
To paraphrase a famous quote from the charter wife; Don't think that if you're handsome, I won't beat you!
"Oh, how dare you? Do you want to kill or chop whatever I like? The corners of his eyebrows were raised, and his expression was quite playful.
Suddenly, Douya turned around and took a stride, blocking an empty place.
“…… So, what else are you running? ”
"Woooooooooooo
In the void, a startled little slippery head suddenly fell out.
Seeing this scene, Dao Dao Zhai and Wu Nan immediately turned their heads to look at the place where the slippery ghost was standing just now.
Sure enough, the dreamlike phantom is slowly disappearing......
"This is the innate ability of the virtual and the real, more sophisticated than all kinds of illusions, you kid is really a slippery ghost."
Dao Daozhai can confirm the identity of a small slippery head with great certainty.
The slippery ghost who was easily caught by Douya for the second time finally understood that this was not a coincidence that he only discovered himself.
It's that Douya can really see through his stunts, so as to find out where his true body is.
Quietly, the little slippery head who fell to the ground became nervous, and his face was covered with cold sweat.
The whole person no longer saw a relaxed expression, and the slippery ghost swallowed his saliva, sneered and began to beg for mercy.
"Eh, hey~ This tall, straight, handsome, handsome, and invincible monster in the world is ...... in Xianuliang."
"Hmmm! Keep boasting, I'll listen. Douya clasped his hands on his chest, and stared at Nu Liang with a smile on his face.
At this moment, Douya's heart finally confirmed the identity of this little slippery head, who was the protagonist of the monster anime in his memory.
But then a new problem arises.
It stands to reason that the plot of "The Grandson of the Slippery Ghost" first took place in the Warring States period, after Toyotomi Hideyoshi unified Neon.
At that time, let alone fighting teeth, it was the story plot of Inuyasha that had been developed, and it would be the turn of the slippery head to take the stage.
Looking at the slave who is still very young at the moment, Douya can't connect with the timeline of these two stories at all.
Could it be that this is the error of the world line caused by the butterfly effect?
Thinking about it came to an abrupt end, and Douya stopped thinking further.
Thinking about it now is of no use to him.
It's easy to let yourself go crazy if you think too much, so it's better to go with the flow.
There is a way to be; The soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth.
It's nothing if you can't see the future clearly, it's a big deal to use the iron teeth in your hands to open up a new future!
He is no longer the dog general who became the background board in the original book, he is him, he is the king of fighting teeth!
Thinking that he is a big monster, he is afraid of a future that has changed.
Speaking of which, it's going to make the all-neon monsters laugh to death.
"Huh? What's wrong, go on? ”
Douya squeezed his eyebrows and teased the little slippery scoop in front of him.
In this regard, our slippery scoop classmates turned pale and lowered their heads to show trembling.
He relied on his natural ability to play a monster that was stronger than him.
Over time, he developed the pride of a slave and a complacent heart.
Always thinks that no one or monster in the world can catch his slave slippery scoop.
Today in the territory of Douya, it can be regarded as a hard fall......
"Oh, can't tell? So are you ready to eat the noodles with a knife? ”
"Wow, ah...... I'm sorry adults! It's my mistake, I shouldn't have spoken wildly, please spare my life! ”
Sensing the murderous aura of the fighting teeth, Nu Liang slipped back to his original form in an instant.
He turned over and pounced, knelt down in front of Douya, crying and shouting for mercy.
Seeing this scene, Douya smiled secretly in his heart, and at the same time glanced at Youxiang lying in the arms of the manless.
He thought; Little rabbits, all of them are like this, they are not afraid of heaven and earth, and they don't know what is wrong if they don't scare you to cry.
"Humph!" With a cold snort, Douya glanced back at the collapsed longhouse and asked, "I'll keep your little life first, what about the children in the longhouse?" Where did you get them all? ”
Hearing that his life was saved, when Nu Liang was excited to explain the misunderstanding, Dao Daozhai suddenly intervened.
"Regarding this question, my lord, let me answer it, I brought those children to Shinnosuke's house before the girl."
"It just so happened that someone came to inform him at that time, and it was then that I found out that there was such a thing here, and I hurried here."
"You're embarrassed to say you're coming!" Douya glared at Dao Zhai angrily.
Dao Daozhai, who was so frightened that he shrunk his neck, retreated back to the same place.
Knowing that the children were safe and sound, Douya's heart was put back in his stomach.
Turning his head to look at Nu Liang who was still kneeling on the ground, Douya really didn't think about what to do with this guy for a while.
"By the way, did you come to me and register with the Treasure Immortal Ghost?"
"Registration?" Nu Liang raised his head, his expression was a little embarrassed, his eyes were tilted to the side and said, "Well, because I just escaped here, I don't know much about the rules here......
"Run? Did you escape? ”
Douya heard a word that surprised him a little.
In this regard, Nu Liang said with a bitter face: "Yes, my lord, there is a mess everywhere outside. ”
"You don't know, I don't know some time ago which bastard killed a thousand knives and destroyed the environment in the surrounding forests and mountains."
"There is a lack of aura, animals and plants are dying, the monsters can't survive and start killing each other, and even many humans are starving to death."
Hearing this, Douya's eyes instantly sharpened!
He turned his head to glare at the bald scoop who had turned his back and didn't dare to look at himself.
Thought; Bastard, look at the good things you did!
"You go on." Fight your teeth and your head, let Nu Liang slip and don't stop.
Swallowing his saliva, Nu Liang went on to talk about his suffering: "...... The destruction of the environment is not the worst, the most uncomfortable are the ocelots in the north, they are like crazy overnight, catching humans and monsters all over the world. ”
"The ocelot!?" Douya was surprised for the second time tonight.
"Yes, do you know them, my lord?" Nu Liang didn't know the grievances between Douya and his relatives, so he asked with some curiosity.
Douya didn't answer, but continued to let him continue, he wanted to know what the situation was now.
"Those ocelot monsters only catch but don't kill, I heard that it seems to be brought back to their leaders to eat, saying that they are recovering from injuries, probably?"
"Recovering from injuries...... I see. ”
Hearing this, Douya nodded suddenly.
In the battle for Cong Yunya, his relatives were cut off by their own knives, plus they were injured by the spontaneous explosion of the Eagle Demon, and they were also controlled by Cong Yunya.
Douya had long expected that these tragic injuries would never be better if the relatives did not spend one or two hundred years recuperating.
And even if it can heal its injuries in the future, it will definitely have a big loss of vitality and a big regression in strength.
Therefore, Douya will stay on the turf as he is now, instead of going out immediately to pick the cat's head of his relatives.
In addition, even if Douya leaves the territory to seek revenge on his relatives, he is not worried about the safety of his family.
Don't forget, he's not just an enemy of his own side now, but the dragon bone spirit guy has also formed a bond with him.
Therefore, God knows that as soon as Dou Ya walked on the front foot to find his relatives, the dragon bone spirit on the back foot came here and completely destroyed his territory.
If that really happens, Douya is not crazy, and he has to run away on the spot......