Chapter 457: The Advantage of an Ugly Man
The Halloween Dragon King and the Hydra can't help it, one of them dotes on his daughter, the other loves his wife, and he doesn't have the courage to face the Halloween Princess. This difficult task fell on Lian Weisheng, because it was a series of tasks related to the top exercises, and he didn't have any reward for doing this, but he had to honestly convince the Princess of All Saints.
"Journey to the West" does not describe the appearance of the Halloween princess positively, and uses the mouth of the little demon to say that she is extremely enchanting, with a flower and moon appearance, and twelve colors. Obviously, she can rely on her appearance to eat, and the princess of Wansheng is still very powerful, and the old dragon of Wansheng and the nine-headed insect discussed stealing the relics of the Saiguo, and she went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall alone to steal the nine-leaf Lingzhi grass to nourish her.
Lian Weisheng fully compared the nine-headed insect and the Wansheng princess, and came to a conclusion that the Wansheng princess was a fairy in the sky and the nine-headed insect was a jackal on the earth. The hydra has no advantage except for being strong, and it is possible to make the princess of all saints willing, unless the sea is dry and rotten rooster lays eggs.
In any case, the task has to continue, Lian Weisheng specifically inquired about how ugly men chase beautiful women, and finally had a little experience. Some beauties will link ugliness with a sense of security, thinking that no one wants a man to be ugly, and the probability of cheating is much lower, so they choose to marry an ugly man.
This can be regarded as a breakthrough, Lian Weisheng is ready to promote the advantages of the ugly man, and with his three-inch tongue, let the Princess of All Saints accept the nine-headed worm. But even if she accepted this theory and overcame her fear and was willing to sleep with the nine-headed insect, she had to be convinced that there were all kinds of disadvantages in marrying into the West Sea Dragon Palace, and that the little white dragon was not a good match for her.
Lian Weisheng specifically investigated the disadvantages of marrying into a wealthy family, looked for typical cases through the Internet, and memorized these disadvantages one by one. Fully prepared, he went to the palace of the All Saints, only to meet the Princess at the gate of the palace, and she came out with some mussel essences.
The princess of all saints is really as beautiful as a flower, and her body is enchanting, which makes Lian Weisheng feel a little guilty, and she really has no discipline in helping the pig arch the cabbage. He took the initiative to step forward and said, "Lian Weisheng has seen the Princess of All Saints, where is the princess going?" ”
The princess of all saints raised her eyebrows and said: "I heard that the clam spirit said that there is a nine-headed insect in the main hall, and the water tribe is not an opponent, and I am going to teach the nine-headed insect a lesson, what are you monk stopping me from doing?" ”
Lian Weisheng smiled and said, "Isn't the princess preparing to compete in martial arts to recruit relatives?" If that's the case, then hurry up, how about marrying a hydra if you lose? ”
"Phew." Princess Wansheng took a sip, and said with a pretty face: "You monk is not a thing, I have promised to marry the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, how can I marry that ugly monster?" ”
"Amitabha." Lian Weisheng pronounced the Buddha's call and said: "But the poor monk lost his words, the princess just has to compete with the nine-headed insect, and the poor monk will come back to visit the princess." ”
Princess Wansheng frowned and said, "I am a woman who has not yet left the pavilion, what are you doing when you come to visit me?" ”
Lian Weisheng said solemnly: "It's a matter of the survival of the Bibotan Dragon Palace, and the nine-headed insect can only be resolved, and the princess will tell you after the competition with him." ”
The biggest advantage of the hydra is its high strength, and the princess of all saints is willing to compete with him, which just gives him a chance to show. There will be no suspense in this battle, no matter how powerful the Princess of All Saints is, she is not the opponent of the nine-headed insect, of course, this refers to the competition in the main hall, and it is not known which is stronger or weaker in the cave room.
Lian Weisheng was not interested in watching the battle, he waited in the palace of the Princess of All Saints with peace of mind, and the Princess of All Saints ran back with a blushing face for about half an hour. With her strength, it is estimated that she can't stop the nine-headed insect for ten rounds, and if she can hold on for half an hour, it must be the nine-headed insect to release the water, and she only cares about showing affection and shoveling without a heavy hand.
Princess Wansheng ran into the palace, Lian Weisheng followed her, and Princess Wansheng said with an angry face: "My father wants to recruit a nine-headed insect as a son-in-law, I would rather die than obey, no matter what you monk say, I won't listen." ”
"Amitabha." Lian Weisheng sighed and said: "It's about the safety of Bibotan and the old dragon king, if the princess doesn't listen to the poor monk, she will leave." ”
This trick was played just right, and the princess of all saints cared about her father's safety very much, and after hesitating for a moment, she said hatefully: "I'll listen to what you say, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will definitely kill you." ”
Lian Weisheng finally entered the palace of the Ten Thousand Saints Princess, and after sitting down, he said unhurriedly: "I heard that the princess has a marriage contract with the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, I don't know what the princess thinks of this marriage?" ”
Princess Wansheng said with a shy face: "There are tens of millions of water tribes in the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, and the third prince of the Dragon King is quite favored by the Dragon King, with a handsome appearance and high strength, and it is a good marriage." ”
"Vulgar, vulgar is unbearable." Lian Weisheng said with a disdainful face: "The princess looks like a heavenly immortal with high strength, I thought that she was a strange woman who was not heavy on skin, but who knew that she was like a mortal woman, and what she cared about most was her husband's appearance." ”
The Princess of All Saints snorted coldly and said, "The third prince of the Dragon King is gentle and elegant, how can he be as vicious as that nine-headed worm? Besides, the third prince is both civil and military, and he doesn't only have good looks, I already have a marriage contract with him, why not marry him? You, a monk, want to change the subject, I let you in to say that my father is safe, if you continue to persuade me to marry the hydra, I will let people blow you out. ”
Lian Weisheng said indifferently: "Don't worry, princess, let me ask you if it is a good marriage for you to marry the West Sea Dragon Palace, which is closely related to the safety of the old Dragon King." According to the poor monk's view, there are many disadvantages to marrying the Dragon Palace of the West Sea, the third prince has a noble status, and there are not a few people who want to marry him in the four seas. ”
"I heard that the Dragon King of the West Sea had a wife and twenty-two concubines; The eldest prince of the West Sea has one wife, two equal wives, and sixteen concubines; The second prince of Xihai has a wife, a wife, and eighteen concubines. The third prince of Xihai has not yet been married, but he is better than the eldest prince and the second prince, and even if the princess is beautiful, it is rare to be favored, and it is indispensable to be jealous. ”
Princess Wansheng is not weak, she is actually very strong in her bones, and she is unwilling to share men with other women, but she still said stiffly: "It is normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines, even if I am jealous of others, I will not endanger my father." ”
Lian Weisheng sighed and said: "The princess thinks too simply, three years ago, Ao Jun, the eldest prince of the South China Sea, married Princess Wuyang, the daughter of the Dragon King of the Wuyang River, the Dragon King of the Wuyang River thought that he had climbed the high branches, what does the princess think of the result?" Ao Jun did favor Princess Wuyang, but his more than ten concubines were all jealous of Princess Wuyang, they were born more noble than Princess Wuyang, and secretly instigated his mother's family to kill the Dragon Palace of Wuyang River. ”
Princess Wansheng felt a chill when she heard this, and said curiously: "Could it be that Ao Jun didn't stand up for Princess Wuyang?" ”
Lian Weisheng sneered: "How did he get out? Even if Princess Wuyang is favored alone, it is impossible to kill more than ten concubines, and besides, who did this kind of thing, it is difficult to find out the truth. ”
Princess Wansheng finally wavered, she said with a disgusted face: "Even if I don't marry to the West Sea Dragon Palace, I promise my father to recruit a son-in-law, but I won't look for a nine-headed worm, and he is too scary." ”
Seeing the hope of completing the task, Lian Weisheng shook his head and said: "The princess is wrong again, there are handsome people everywhere in the world, how many are as powerful as the Nine-Headed Insect Demon King?" If you find a son-in-law who is good-looking and not as good as the princess, how can you keep the foundation of Bibotan for the old dragon king, and how can you protect the princess? ”
Princess Wansheng knows this truth, if she is good-looking and strong, why should she be a son-in-law. She said sadly: "The hydra is too ugly after all, and I am afraid of the thought of marrying him." ”
Lian Weisheng smiled dumbly and said: "The princess is heroic and extraordinary, and the women don't let the eyebrows be shaved, how can they be intimidated by their appearance?" Besides, ugliness has the benefits of ugliness, as the saying goes, women chase men, those ordinary women like handsome people, and having such a husband is the easiest to provoke butterflies. The nine-headed insect is ugly, if the princess is willing to commit to marrying, he will be grateful to you and pity you for the rest of his life. ”
The Princess of All Saints was finally moved, she raised her head and said, "I'll try to get along with him first, maybe we will get acquainted with each other, and we won't be so afraid of him." ”
Lian Weisheng was overjoyed, the second ring was successfully completed, and then he just had to wait with peace of mind, and wait for the two of them to cook rice and then flicker. How to make the two of them survive on the wedding night of the little white dragon, he has a little idea, the key to this matter is to have the nine-headed worm come out, and he will have a chance when he eats the princess of all saints first.
An ugly man will not make a woman fall in love at first sight, but as long as you get along for a while, it is easy for a woman to feel the warm side. The princess of all saints soon fell in love, and began to talk to me and the nine-headed insect, and under the tireless bewitchment of Lian Weisheng, the nine-headed insect finally got what she wanted one day.
Lian Weisheng privately found the nine-headed worm and told him about the benefits, saying that the little white dragon was rich and handsome after all, and he was worried that the princess of all saints would be emotional about him one day, and it was best to cut the grass and eradicate the roots in order to never suffer in the future. The nine-headed insect is also ruthless, and he was about to go to the West Sea Dragon Palace to slaughter the little white dragon, but Lian Weisheng stopped him and gave him a bad idea.
"The king took the liberty of killing Ao Yu, the Xihai Dragon Palace will definitely retaliate, although the king is strong in martial arts, but after all, the Xihai is the righteous god of the heavenly court, and the Bibo Lake will not be able to live in peace. The king persuaded the old dragon king not to withdraw from the marriage first, and let the princess and Ao Yu hold the wedding as scheduled, and the king quietly slipped into the cave room to make love to the princess, and Ao Yu must be angry when he saw it. ”
"At that time, the king deliberately led Ao Yu to fight with you, I heard that there is a royal pearl in the main hall of the West Sea Dragon Palace, the king only needs to make a little trick to let Ao Yu set fire to you, deliberately burned the pearl, and Ao Yu will not escape death. The Imperial Gift Pearl is not trivial, as long as he burns the pearl, the Heavenly Court will inevitably pursue it, and he will inevitably go to the Dragon Terrace to take a ......"
The nine-headed insect was silent for a while, sighed and said: "I have no grievances with Ao Yu, and it's okay to kill him, but wouldn't it be too much to have an affair with the princess on someone's wedding night?" ”
Lian Weisheng spread his hands and said: "The king thinks for himself, if you want to stay with the princess, you can only do this, if you don't worry about the princess's heart belonging to Ao Yu, then I won't say anything." ”