Chapter 18: It's embarrassing
Yanshuang was a little unconcerned about class today, not that something happened, but he was a little angry, Wang Erhu obviously promised him to come over to attend Wang Xiaohan and Wang Xiaoru's parent-teacher meeting, but he hasn't come over yet. Look, what are the little faces of those two cute little guys about to become? It's sad to watch. No matter, if he doesn't come today, the old lady will abolish him.
Under the podium, Wang Xiaohan glanced at Yanshuang, and then whispered to Wang Xiaoru: "Xiaoru, how are you?" I'm so full! ”
"I'm so full, too! It feels like you're going to poop. Wang Xiaoru said with a bitter face.
"Me too, it's all to blame the little fat man, who asked him to give us so many delicious food!" Wang Xiaohan glared fiercely at a little fat man in front of him who was sneaking around looking back at them, so frightened that he didn't dare to look back.
"Who told you that my brother would catch ghosts." Wang Xiaoru touched her little belly and muttered uncomfortably.
"Then you say that my brother will catch ghosts! Chubby is so pitiful! I have to be scared by ghosts every day. Wang Xiaohan also touched his little belly, feeling that the little fat man was the best person except for his brother and sister-in-law, and he couldn't be scared by ghosts.
"My brother can catch my sister-in-law's vixen, and I will definitely be able to catch ghosts." Wang Xiaoru thought about it and felt that her sister-in-law was sometimes more terrifying than ghosts, so she thought that her brother should be able to catch ghosts!
"Yes, yes, yes." Wang Xiaohan nodded his little head and said happily.
"Okay, all the children and the parents of the children, the time has come, let's not wait, let's start the game now!" Yanshuang really didn't want to wait, and if she waited, the principal would beat her.
"Ahem, sorry, we're late." At this time, a magnetic but somewhat immature voice came.
"Brother, it's my brother who is here, hmph, you will be able to see my brother soon." Wang Xiaohan jumped up directly when he heard this voice, stood on the chair with his little feet, and pointed at the child who was wearing a name tag and shouted.
Although Wang Xiaoru didn't say anything, she also hugged her hands with a cool face, as if a great person was about to appear.
Yanshuang looked at the door with some incredulity, in her opinion, Wang Erhu was a guy who had to work hard, and she didn't think he would come, but the result was ......
Wang Erhu and Xie Yuhan talked and laughed all the way, attracting countless crowds, and the preemptive voice at this time attracted everyone's attention.
"Sorry, we're late." Wang Erhu asked Yanshuang a little embarrassed, after all, he had agreed a long time ago, but he was still late today.
"It's okay, please sit down! It's time for the kids to put on a show. Yanshuang settled down, directly ignoring Xie Yuhan, who was waving to Wang Xiaoru and Wang Xiaohan, and then gave an order, and the children began to gather.
"Wow, what kind of parent is this, so young!"
"You're going to have fun! This should be a sister or brother or something, how can there be a child who goes to kindergarten at such a young age? ”
"That's right, it's just that these two young people are too good-looking!"
"Yes! Oh, yes! I just don't know if I promised someone? ”
"Look, we're a match made in heaven, they're all blessing us!" Wang Erhu said in a panic without a red face and a heartbeat, as a small strong man who built a foundation, where would he not hear the words of those guys, but he still picked what he liked.
"Less dazed!" Xie Yuhan didn't feel anything, but he was directly amused by Wang Erhu's words, and wanted to withdraw his hand, but he was firmly clamped, so he had to glare at him.
At this time, the children had already left their seats and lined up, and then Yanshuang led them outside. The newcomers Wang Erhu and Xie Yuhan didn't know where they were going and what were they going to do? Some scratch your head.
"Uh, where is this going?" Wang Erhu turned around and asked Xie Yuhan.
"I don't know, it's my first time participating in this kind of event, where do you know? You see they are gone, and we are going to see it. Xie Yuhan, who was also a monk of the second zhang, was confused, so he had to point to a group of women who followed and left.
"Okay!" Wang Erhu didn't know, so he had to take Xie Yuhan with him.
"I said the man in the back in men's clothes can't be a tomboy!" After the two of them followed for a while, a young woman with a pimple on her face suddenly spoke to a slightly older woman.
"Possibly! You see that girl with thin eyebrows, she must be a woman. ”
Now Wang Erhu was even more confused.
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know!" Xie Yuhan didn't know why at all, but he thought it was funny.
"Ugh!" Wang Erhu was suddenly embarrassed, because there was a women's toilet in front of him, and only then did he understand that this group of guys was here to go to the toilet.
Wang Erhu hurriedly took Xie Yuhan away.
"What's wrong?" Xie Yuhan was a little strange.
"They're here to go to the bathroom." Wang Erhu spoke awkwardly.
"Oh, oh!" Xie Yuhan also felt embarrassed, but she was not as embarrassed as Wang Erhu, after all, she was a woman, even if she was a female ghost.
The two hurriedly ran out of the distance before stopping.
"No wonder they think you're a woman, it's ...... Haha, so talented! Xie Yuhan laughed so much that his stomach was about to hurt, and he looked at Wang Erhu who was blushing happily.
"Alright, let's go back first! Then again, why is a kindergarten so big to build? Wang Erhu awkwardly opened the topic, otherwise he would have no face to see people later, after all, Xie Yuhan's voice was very loud at this time, and he could spread it far away.
"Alright! Let's go find Xiaohan Xiaoru! Xie Yuhan stopped laughing and took the lead.
Wang Erhu was a little disappointed, because Xie Yuhan walked by himself this time and did not hold his arm.
Both of them are cultivators, and their facial features are very sensitive, and they are all of a sudden good place for children to play.
Just when they arrived, the little fat man who kept asking Wang Xiaohan and Wang Xiaoru to get things was standing on the top of the slide tremblingly, looking like he wanted to go down but didn't dare.
"Why is this damn kid so crazy that he is scared like a quail today? Hey, Luo Xiaopang, come down to the old lady, or go home and fry the meat with bamboo shoots. At this time, an aunt with a very loud voice shouted at the little fat man.
"I, I'm afraid." The little fat man trembled even more, obviously frightened.
"There's something wrong with this little fat man!" Xie Yuhan seemed to sense something, but she couldn't say it, the strange feeling was just a flash, and she only reacted to it.
"What's wrong?" Wang Erhu is a little strange, what can be wrong with a child who is afraid of heights?
"I can't tell! But something just wasn't right. Xie Yuhan quietly released his divine sense and slipped around, but he couldn't sense anything.
At this time, the little fat man walked strangely to a fence on the side of the slide, and the little fat man grabbed the fence and jumped down.
"I'll go! This little guy is crazy. "Although the slide is not high, it is at least more than three meters high, and this little fat man will be seriously injured if he falls down.
"Hey, Luo Xiaopang, you're bladder! Don't go back soon. As soon as the middle-aged woman saw Luo Xiaopang like this, she threatened again.
Wang Erhu glared at the woman fiercely, and then Xie Yuhan and the two of them moved at the same time, quickly came to the bottom of the slide, and stretched out his hand to catch Luo Xiaopang.
"Whew, caught up." Wang Erhu breathed a sigh of relief, although he didn't know this little guy, he didn't want him to be hurt.
"Huh? There's something wrong with this little fat man, right? Xie Yuhan said strangely.
"What's wrong?" Wang Erhu hurriedly asked.
"There's a ghost." After Xie Yuhan finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and clicked on Luo Xiaopang three times, and Luo Xiaopang woke up.
"Brother Fairy, Sister Fairy, hello!" After Luo Xiaopang woke up, he saw that it was Wang Erhu and Xie Yuhan, so he spoke.
"Well, hello!" Wang Erhu greeted him with a smile, Xie Yuhan ignored him directly, and in her eyes, her little girl was cute.
"Oh, you're scared to death, you little fat man, do you want to eat fried meat with bamboo shoots?" At this time, everyone also reacted and quickly surrounded them, and the middle-aged woman was about to pick up Xiaopang as soon as she came up.
The sound of a "snap" slap on the face.
"You, you, you hit me?" The middle-aged woman looked at Xie Yuhan with trembling hands.
"Nonsense, who do you hit if you don't hit it? If you hadn't just shouted that little fat man, would you have jumped off? Xie Yuhan glared, raised her chin, and looked at the woman like a little sister.
"You, why are you beating someone?"
"It's up to the old lady to be happy." Xie Yuhan looked at the middle-aged woman with a very dragging look.
"Ahhh The woman was so angry that she screamed and rushed up to hit Xie Yuhan.
Seeing this, Xie Yuhan shrank his head and hid behind Wang Erhu. Wang Erhu smiled bitterly and reached out to block the fat palm.
"Come and bite me!" Xie Yuhan stuck out his head from behind Wang Erhu, sticking out his tongue and grimacing.
"Ahh You let go! ”
"Don't let it go!" Wang Erhu said very resolutely.
"Do you know who the old lady is?" The middle-aged woman yelled and screamed, looking desperate.
"We just saved your son." Xie Yuhan appeared again, staring at the middle-aged woman with straight eyes.
"I, he's not my son, he's my grandson." The middle-aged woman looked at Xie Yuhan's eyes with some fear, and her arrogance shrank suddenly.