"Sister-in-law, now that it's been three months, Tsunade said you can go out for a walk and do some light exercise."

"No, I'm going to watch this episode."

""You from the Moon"? What's so good about this kind of soap opera, that Professor Yongin is not as handsome as the old brother Shuo Mao at all, right? ”

"Of course, don't worry, I'm not one of those brain-dead fans in the forum, I just think mutants are fun living on Earth."

"Okay, then I'll go to the ministry to work overtime first, sister-in-law, pay attention to yourself!"

"Go, go, Orochimaru has given me a physical examination every day, he can pay attention to the baby, you can rest assured."

……

Walking out of the house, Yasuo glanced at the rising crescent moon in the sky and sighed silently.

Thinking back to Izuko holding potato chips and staring at the TV all day long, Yasuo always had some worries.

As we all know, with Mitarai potatoes and Aunt Terumi as the main representatives, many women in the Hokage will decline rapidly in appearance as they get older.

And getting fat is the first step in the decline of appearance.

Of course, there are many counterexamples.

For example, Yasuo's Tsunade is an excellent breed with long meat and only long breasts.

Anyway, for the sake of his brother's happiness in the second half of his life, Yasuo plans to start controlling Iko's snack supply.

Otherwise, when Shuo Mao returns home from a mission and sees a wife who meets the standards of the dark elite, he is likely to vent his anger on himself.

Fortunately, Iko's appearance is not an exception, with the popularity of the TV series starring Uchiha with rain, the proportion of otaku in Konoha is rising significantly.

Compared with those brain-dead fans who put "my family Renren" on their lips all day long, Yizi is very lightly poisoned.

And there is also a big snake pill, which is used for medicinal diet conditioning for Yizi every day, so there will be no major problems.

……

Today is another month of sand attack, and the master who is far away in Shayin Village specially called and asked Yasuo to participate in the defense of Sand City by the "Root Organization".

For the sake of three times the overtime pay, Yasuo plans to go back to the dark department.

After all, he is still holding his original position - deputy director of the Secret Intelligence Division.

Of course, Yasuo doesn't care about anything now, because his younger brother Shinichi Yamanaka is now also the deputy director of the intelligence department.

Yasuo's deputy director is only in name, and the main focus of his work is still on the work of the ninja school.

However, when Yasuo walked out of the gate of the Qimu clan, an unexpected, reasonable person was waiting for him.

"Watergate, are you waiting for me?"

Looking at the wave wind and water gate with a hesitant face under the shade of the locust tree, Yasuo asked with a smile.

"Brother Yasuo, I know you're very busy at work, but I don't know many people in Konoha so I can only disturb you......"

Watergate's face was full of guilt, Brother Yasuo was wearing dark clothes, and there was a dark mask around his neck, obviously he was going to work overtime, he was too willful.

Yasuo nodded, Watergate is an orphan, of course there are no acquaintances in Konoha anymore.

There was a shot in his previous life, Yasuo was very impressed.

It was the funeral of Bo Feng Shuimen and Uzumaki Kushina after the Nine-Tails Rebellion.

Yasuo noticed that throughout the funeral, there were people with flat expressions and people with solemn expressions, but there was no one who shed tears.

Of course, there may be many reasons for this, such as Jiraiya not being in the village, such as Kakashi and Sarutobi not being given footage.

But in any case, it also shows that until Watergate died as a hero, he and Kushinai did not fully integrate into the village as movers.

To a certain extent, Mizumon, the fourth-generation Hokage, has always been just a puppet of the ape flying to the sun.

Shaking his head, Yasuo threw the negative emotions out of his mind.

Stretching out his hand and holding down Shuimen's head, Yasuo said with a smile: "I told you a long time ago, you are a disciple of my destiny, if you have any difficulties, just look for me, don't have any scruples." ”

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Come to the most luxurious office on the ground floor of the dark department.

This was originally the independent office of Sima Zang, that is, Elder Tuanzang, and now it belongs to Yasuo.

Opening the refrigerator, Yasuo took out two cans of Coke from it, looked at the expiration date, and then handed a can to Watergate.

"Oh, open it like this."

Yasuo pulled the tab of the Coke can in slow motion and demonstrated to the water gate.

"Uh...... Thank you, Brother Yasuo, but I know. ”

Shuimen clumsily but accurately opened the pull ring, and said with a smile: "Although it is the first time to drink it, when I was scavenging before, the Coke can was an important source of income for me!" ”

Looking at Watergate's innocent and hearty smile, Yasuo was a little distressed.

Silently put away the pig's head meat in the drawer, replaced it with a vegetable sandwich and handed it to the water gate.

"It's delicious!"

Watergate ate the food in two bites, and then looked at Yasuo with a look of hope.

Along the way, Yasuo had already asked for Watergate's request.

It turned out that he wanted Yasuo to conduct special training for him, so that he could improve his strength more quickly.

"Hmmm......"

Yasuo held his cheek with one hand and said: "Compared with your classmates, you have no foundation at all, and it is normal to not be able to keep up, but the learning of ninjutsu is the most important thing to pay attention to step by step, today I will give you a tutorial on the extraction method of chakra." ”

Yasuo stretched out his palm, and there was a small cyan whirlwind spinning on it, which was the wind attribute chakra that Yasuo had specially embodied.

"The extraction of chakra is very difficult, and it took me a year to learn from it...... I lost my mother! ”

Looking at the chakra intertwined with the three attributes of wind, thunder, and fire in the palm of the water gate, Yasuo's eyes widened.

"Hey, Brother Yasuo, what did you say? What kind of thunder is lost? Watergate asked curiously.

"It turns out that you have already refined the chakra, or without guidance, well, it's very good, it's a little worse than being a teacher."

"Chakra extraction is really hard, it took me a week to find the trick, how long did you use it, Brother Yasuo?" Watergate stared at the big innocent eyes.

"One day, no, an hour, your eldest brother and I are a genius in ten thousand, you don't want to compare yourself with your teacher, you will be autistic."

Yasuo waved his hand and quickly changed the topic: "Speaking of which, why do you want to improve your strength quickly?" ”

"Because...... Because ......"

Shuimen raised his head and said sincerely: "Because I have someone who has gambled his life and has to protect it." ”

"It's Watergate."

Yasuo touched his nose and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, obviously it was about the same, but why did Shuimen talk about it more beautifully than the ape flying sun?

After thinking about it carefully, Yasuo felt that in addition to the huge gap in appearance, perhaps it was because the three generations were always preaching, always pouring chicken soup to others, and asking others to protect Konoha; And Watergate does far more than it says, and it does far more than it asks others to do.

"But...... Can you tell me who you want to protect? ”

"This ...... A classmate, an ordinary classmate ......"

Hearing Yasuo's teasing question, Xiao Shuimen immediately lost his momentum just now, and the whole person became shy.

Needless to say, Yasuo also knew what was going on, he must have met the little pepper that was destined to happen.

Yasuo was a little funny, if Watergate knew that Jiu Sinai lived in the Qimu Clan's land, would he regret refusing his invitation?

Living under the same roof nearly twenty years in advance, such a good opportunity was missed by himself.

"Anyway, the special training was proposed by you yourself, not forced by me, you can't regret it!"

"No, Brother Yasuo...... No, Mr. Yasuo, I promise! ”

There was expectation, apprehension, and of course, firmness in Watergate's eyes.

Yasuo picked up the Coke, took a sip, and said with a confused look in his eyes: "Back then, I was a teacher in the Konoha Ninja School, known as a once-in-a-lifetime genius, the strongest chief student in the history of the Ninja School, and the light of the Qimu who revitalized the Qimu clan, hiccup——"

With a hiccup, Yasuo took advantage of the water gate to be distracted, and quickly added: "Brother." ”

Yasuo continued: "In this capacity, being a teacher is naturally a strict person, and if you call me the Devil's Bishop, it is also appropriate. ”

"Devil Bishop?" Watergate swallowed.

"Not bad!"

Yasuo said in a calm tone: "If you enter the wall of my door, you will enter hell, and if you can't go through hundreds of millions of catastrophes and be reborn in Nirvana, you won't be able to get great wisdom, great opportunity, and great liberation. ”

"Disciple...... You ready! Watergate swallowed again, and at the same time, cold sweat oozed from the corners of his forehead.

"Good!"

Yasuo showed a teachable expression: "Then, from today onwards, I will teach you the strongest cultivation method. ”

Watergate wiped the beads of sweat from the corners of his forehead, his expression was firm, and he looked at death as if he were at home.

The old god Yasuo sat on the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, and said:

"First of all, you can't be sloppy with three meals a day, and you can eat bananas for breakfast."

"Huh?"

"In order to exercise your willpower, you can't use the air conditioner no matter how cold or hot it is."

"Huh?"

"The most important thing is to insist on 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10 kilometers of running every day, and absolutely not miss work!"

"Huh?"

"Persistence day after day, even if you are sick, dislocated hands, colds, injuries, car accidents, busyness, etc., you must persist every day!"

"Huh?"

"Ha what, why don't you go and do me 100 push-ups, if you can't do it, see how I clean you up!" Yasuo lifted the table.

"Okay teacher, I'll go!" Shui Men wiped the more and more sweat from the corners of his forehead and said quickly.

"By the way, you can bring this potion." Yasuo took a bottle out of his pocket and threw it to Watergate.

"Teacher, I think this kind of training ...... Probably...... It won't hurt, I don't need healing potions. "Catch the bottle, Watergate said weakly.

"Who told you this is a healing medicine?"

"That's?"

Yasuo picked his teeth and said leisurely: "That's a potion to prevent hair loss, you remember to apply it to your head three times a day, if you don't do it, you will bear the consequences!" ”

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