Seeing Zhao Haitang stopping them, he said, "You'd better get out of the way immediately, otherwise when my boyfriend comes over, you'll be finished." ”

Zhao Haitang said disdainfully: "Yo, I'm so scared, who is your boyfriend?" Such a big face. ”

When Meijia heard this line, she couldn't laugh herself, why is this line so funny.

looked at Zhao Haitang vigorously and said, "My boyfriend is a school bully, a miracle, I'm afraid." ”

When Zhao Haitang heard this name, his eyes widened, and he said, "What? Miracle is your boyfriend? Aren't you my sister-in-law? ”

The miracle came over at this time, looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Zhao Haitang, what's wrong?" ”

Zhao Haitang saw the miracle and said tremblingly: "Old.... Boss, it's nothing, it's just ..... It's ......."

When Zhao Haitang read this line, his heart was broken, why was Miracle his boss, he was not convinced.

The miracle saw Zhao Haitang grinding and chirping, and said impatiently: "What's the matter, tell me quickly." ”

After seeing the miracle, he said, "Miracle, why are you here?" ”

Miracle saw the appearance of the strong force quite suddenly, because the miracle had offended her before.

That's right, this is a vulgar love story between a school bully and a scumbag, and the current plot is that the school bully hates the scumbag very much.

Miracle looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhao Haitang heard the surprise in Dali's tone, looked at the miracle and said, "Boss, just now this little girl said that it was your girlfriend." ”

Hearing the miracle, he looked at the vigorous playfully, and walked slowly towards the vigorous.

The posture of the miracle walk is very social, and people can't help but want to retreat, and Dali is obviously this kind of good girl, take a few steps back, and she will be in the corner.

Miracle walked in front of Dali, propped one hand on the wall, looked at Dali, and said in a flirtatious tone: "How did I not know, I have such a lovely girlfriend?" ”

Meijia almost went crazy when she saw this scene, this is it, this is it!!

In order not to affect the actor's performance, Mika covered her mouth and did not let herself make a sound.

Vigorously hearing the lines of miracles, my heart was also touched, which was too sultry.

Although Dali is excited, he is still performing.

She tilted her head slightly, so that she did not look at the person in front of her, and said, "Rascal." ”

When Miracle heard these two words, the corners of his mouth grinned: "You spread rumors that you are my girlfriend, and you say that I am a hooligan?" ”

As he spoke, Miracle lifted his powerful chin with his other hand and made her look at herself.

Vigorously was provoked by the chin, looking at the miracle, but unable to say a word.

Miracle looked at Dali and said: "Take a closer look, you are really cute, it seems to be not bad to have a girlfriend like you, then from now on, I will be your boyfriend." ”

With that, Miracle lowered his head and kissed Force's lips.

Mika: "!! ”

Others: "!! ”

Who am I? Where am I?

I'm going to die!

This scene is so exciting!

Vigorously felt that the miracle of this moment was handsome, and her whole person was immersed in this feeling, her head was clouded, and she didn't know what she was going to do.

Luckily, Dali is a sane player.

Under everyone's gaze, he pushed away the miracle with a strong red face and wanted to run away.

But the soles of his feet slipped vigorously and he fell to the ground.

When the miracle saw this scene, he laughed and hugged her sideways and said, "Running in such a hurry? Where are you in a hurry? My girlfriend. ”

Dali felt dizzy, and this feeling was amazing.

Everyone else is smiling, which is also so beautiful.

Although the plot is vulgar after all, the actors are fantastic.

Seeing this scene, Meijia couldn't hold it anymore and shouted, "Cave room, cave room." ”

Miracle looked at Meijia speechlessly and said, "How can this be a cave house?" ”

When Meijia heard this, she was also depressed, and she couldn't see the CP cave room she liked.

Just thinking about it, I suddenly felt a stomachache, and slapped Qiao hard and said, "It's all your fault, the old lady has to suffer this kind of crime." ”

Ziqiao didn't have a temper when she was photographed, and said in a good voice: "Yes, yes, it's a hard wife." ”

The miracle said, "Do you still want to act?" ”

Mika said, "I want to see cartoons. ”

When Ziqiao heard this, he said, "Then let's look at the cat and the mouse." ”

Meijia pushed Ziqiao away and said, "I don't want to look at the phone, I want to see the real Mickey Mouse." ”

"Huh?"

Ziqiao's face turned bitter and said, "Grandma, where am I going to find you a live Mickey Mouse now?" ”

The miracle said, "Yes, there is, wait." ”

After speaking, I touched the back of my body, and a cos costume appeared.

Ziqiao: "??? ”

Are you the devil? It's all there.

Ziqiao began to play various things as Mika asked.

Half an hour later, Ziqiao was relieved to see Meijia with a smile on her face.

Meijia said at this time: "I'm hungry, give me another chocolate." ”

When Zhao Haitang heard this, he gave Meijia another one.

At this moment, Mika shouted, "Ahh!!hhh It hurts! It hurts! ”

Mega's chocolate was thrown out of bed in pain halfway through eating.

At this time, the nurse checked and said, "The pregnant woman's birth canal has been opened ten finger widths and can enter the delivery room." ”

When everyone heard this, they were so excited that they were finally able to go in.

The delivery room is not as casual as the waiting room, and everyone watched Ziqiao and Meijia go in and wait outside.

Curry Sauce looked at the chocolate and said, "This thing is too powerful, isn't it?" Sister Meijia gave birth after eating the second one? I'm going to try it too, and see if Sister Meijia says it's so delicious. ”

After saying that, I ate a piece of curry paste and spit it out.

Seeing this scene, the miracle was surprised and said, "Could it be that this thing can still make people pregnant?" ”

Curry Sauce said, "What, why is this thing so unpalatable?" ”

When Zhao Haitang heard this, he also took a bite and vomited after a while.

"This thing tastes like boogers."

Everyone: "??? ”

You have a lot of point, but how do you know what tastes like?

Minutes and seconds passed.

It's so boring to wait.

Vigorously give everyone science popularization and have children.

"There are three main processes involved in having a baby.

The first process is when the amniotic water breaks until the uterine opening is fully opened, which takes several hours to more than ten hours.

The second part is to deliver the fetus, which generally does not take more than two hours, and the speed is as fast as ten minutes. ”

Miracle look at the time, good guy, it's been half an hour, and it doesn't look like Meijia is going very well.

Dali continued: "The third part is the delivery of the placenta, which takes the least amount of time, and it is basically done in ten minutes. ”

"Placenta."

Curry Sauce heard this word and said excitedly: "I have seen this thing in it, there is a male protagonist who does not live long, and he has to eat the heroine's purple river car to live."

The purple river car is the placenta. ”

"Hey." Zhao Haitang said with disgust: "What kind of brain-dead is this, can you eat this thing?" ”

Zhang Wei heard the words and said: "The old people say that the placenta is very replenishing. ”

Vigorously and ruthlessly said: "That's all fake, the placenta is a transit station, nutrition is transmitted to the fetus through the placenta, and then impurities are transmitted to the mother through the placenta, and the placenta is full of impurities and garbage." ”