To celebrate the arrival of the newlyweds, everyone went downstairs to the restaurant for a belated welcome party

Zhao Haitang picked up the decanting bottle and wanted to pour some more red wine for Dali, but vigorously raised his hand to stop him:

"No, I've reached the optimal amount of alcohol."

Miracle glanced at the vigorous cup in surprise: "Optimal intake?" Arrived so soon? ”

I've been with Dali for a long time, and I've gradually understood Dali's Xueba model, but the knowledge points involved are too extensive, and there are still many miracles that I don't understand.

Dali seriously explained to the miracle: "Each person should not consume more than four units of alcohol per day. ”

"Each unit is 12 milliliters, a 750 milliliter bottle of wine, and the alcohol content is 15%."

"That's 9.375 units, so don't drink more than 320 milliliters of wine."

Miracle nodded in understanding, and the others just listened, after all... It's good to have fun!

"I know, I'll adjust it later." Hu Yifei walked in from outside the restaurant while making a phone call.

When I came to the position and hung up the phone, before I sat down, I picked up a glass of red wine and dried it directly.

Meijia was stunned by the side, and Curry Sauce reminded: "Sister Yifei, if you drink like this, it will exceed the standard." ”

Unexpectedly, Hu Yifei said with a bitter face: "Not only will I exceed the standard, but I also want to go crazy!" ”

"The director of the condominium tenants' committee stepped on a banana peel during a morning jog and was taken to the hospital to recuperate."

"I've been promoted from deputy director to director."

Everyone was very happy to hear it, especially Zhang Wei: "That's a good thing!" You can cover me a little more in the future. ”

Miracle shook his head: "Uncle, Mr. Hu's angry appearance is definitely not a good thing." ”

Hu Yifei nodded fiercely: "I have been an old lady's uncle for an afternoon this afternoon." ”

"Listen to the quarrelsome couples in the apartment."

Meijia listened and was eye-opening: "The director is still in charge of this?" ”

Hu Yifei said very unhappily: "Recently, there are a lot of couples who quarrel in the apartment, and they break up as soon as they quarrel, and they quit the rent as soon as they break up, which is too impulsive." ”

Zhang Wei said earnestly: "Now the rhythm of young people's love is the same as the speed of the Internet, which is getting faster and faster. ”

"I used to ride a bicycle, but now I drive indiscriminately, and if I'm not careful, I will overturn."

Miracle saw Zhang Wei's glance at him, and glared back directly: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm different from Dali, we are a step-by-step scientific love." ”

Nodding vigorously, he seemed to be as good as he was.

The more I look at the miracle, the more I feel that I can't see enough, and I laugh silly.

Meijia shared what she saw: "I saw a news two days ago, a local tyrant was dumped and smashed his girlfriend to a serious injury, guess what he used to hit it. ”

Everyone shook their heads.

Mika continued: "Use the money." ”

Everyone was shocked by this sassy operation.

Meijia told Hu Yifei: "Sister Yifei, be careful when adjusting. ”

Lu Ziqiao agreed with his wife's words: "Mediating emotional issues is dangerous and troublesome. ”

"It's better to find an idler who has a good temper, can withstand the fight, and has nothing to do when he is full."

As soon as the words fell, everyone looked at Zhang Wei in unison.

Zhang Wei was eating Haisai nonsense, felt everyone's gaze, and immediately retorted: "What are you doing with me?" I'm busy. ”

Curry sauce directly dismantled the table: "You just told me that there is no business recently, let me go to the community to distribute more flyers." ”

Miracle also nodded and said mercilessly: "You still ask me to help you click on the link every day, just to get an extra 5 yuan for takeaway red envelopes." ”

Chen Meijia also said: "You also asked me if there was any drama to watch to kill time." ”

Zhang Wei was choked up, but he still didn't agree: "I am a serious lawyer, and mediating conflicts between men and women is not my strong point." ”

Hu Yifei knew what Zhang Wei's urine sex was, sighed and said with a smile: "Oh, the landlord said that every time a couple's emotional problems are successfully solved, there will be a bonus." ”

Miracle suddenly came up with an idea: "Mr. Hu, if Uncle does a good job, you can also hire him as the legal counsel of the tenant committee." ”

Hu Yifei nodded: "This can be available." ”

Zhang Wei directly put down the knife and fork in his hand, and said with a flattering smile: "Then what are you waiting for?" Yifei, this little thing is wrapped up in me. ”

Hu Yifei smiled triumphantly, she knew that she could, and then turned her head to look at Dali.

"Dali, when Zhang Wei mediates, you can help me collect some more case materials or something, I can use it for writing papers."

Dali readily agreed.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Haitang suddenly interjected: "Great! Vigorously, we can learn together again. ”

Miracle raised his chin directly and looked at him: "Hey, what's the matter with you?" Don't approach vigorously in the name of learning, you will cry when you learn! ”

Zhao Haitang doesn't care so much, Zhang Wei's office is in his suite, can he still get rid of him?

Miracle also knows this, and there is no way to look at Zhao Haitang's appearance.

Dali touched Miracle's hand funny, and Miracle instantly turned his head to look at Dali with a smile.

If you are close, you will be close, and you will have to go when the time comes, if you are here, Zhao Haitang will not want to harass you!

Chen Meijia approached Yifei and asked, "Sister Yifei, how do you understand the sentence that the doomsday button is with you?" ”

Yifei was stunned for a moment: "Yumo? And with whom? ”

After listening to this, Meijia was also stunned, did I just break the sentence like this?

"It's with the doomsday button."

Miracle looked at Meijia suspiciously: "Sister Meijia, why have you and Uncle been asking these strange questions today?" ”

Lu Ziqiao and Mei Jia looked at each other, a little flustered, and Lu Ziqiao said: "We have recently become obsessed with guessing riddles, saying that it is helpful for prenatal education. ”

Meijia also cooperated and touched her stomach.

The miracle general nodded incredulously, and his intuition told him that there must be something wrong with this.

But the miracle didn't think about it in detail, strange is strange, you should not care about your own business.

I continued to chat with Dali and eat at the same time.

After everyone carried out the disc action, Zhao Haitang called the waiter and prepared to pay: "Newcomers check in, thank you for appreciating your face, I will invite you to this meal." ”

Zhang Wei looked at the miracle with a smile and said: "Great writer, look at it, it's also a newcomer, why don't you express it?" ”

Miracle was suddenly stunned by Q for a second, and then hurriedly said with some embarrassment: "Okay, then I'll have a treat tomorrow night." ”

After all, he is also a rent collector, and there are a lot of novels to collect money, and Miracle is not short of money at the moment.

After thinking about it, he was also a newcomer, and was about to speak, when Miracle took over the words in advance:

"The one with the big one, I helped her invite it together."

Vigorously raised his eyes in surprise: "No, I can do it myself." ”

Miracle looked at Dali seriously: "We are a couple, how can we separate you and me, of course, the treat is also invited together." ”