Push the clock to, an hour ago, at 19:35 p.m.

Akimasa Miyamoto yawned boredly and worked overtime. As a member of the YouTube Japan branch, the staff of video screening and review.

He has only one work obligation, to watch videos and watch videos uploaded by netizens.

It's a simple, yet annoying job.

All day long, click, watch, close, and then filter some good videos to post on the homepage of the page.

Since it is May Day Golden Week, there are few employees working on YouTube today. It's either going on vacation or going to the game world.

There were originally two screening personnel on duty today.

One of them, an hour ago, had already gone downstairs to go on a date with her boyfriend, planning to wait until lunch to go back to the office to check in.

This kind of thing is definitely against the law, but the common life is not the kind of person who has a small belly and likes to poke other people's backbones.

But because of this, he is actually the only one on duty in the screening department now.

Because of the extra day, he is also quite tired now, and he only plans to get off work at the end of the day and go back to sleep well. Then the official holiday life begins.

Stretching his waist, he saw that it was almost six o'clock, and after watching the last video, he also refreshed the webpage again to see if there were any new videos, and if not, he was ready to get off work.

"Ding-dong."

A soft sound fell into Miyamoto Ming's ears, this voice, he has to listen to it at least a thousand times a day, and every time there is a new video, the system will always make such a prompt sound.

With strict working principles, Miyamoto Akira is still very dedicated and chooses to open this video that is a little late.

Looking at the length of the video, 23 minutes, he rubbed his temples, intending to jump and review it.

I subconsciously took a look at the name of the uploader, but found that the name of the uploader seemed to be a little familiar.

Well, the male god of eyes?

Isn't the male god of glasses Ikegami Yue? The president of the female artist of the unspoken rules company was exposed at noon today!

Which detonated the YouTube pipe when he uploaded the video for the first time, and introduced his company's big bull while eating and broadcasting.

Look at the title of the uploaded video, the title is even better.

"I'm a male god with glasses, I want to find fault and want to hear an explanation, and if I want to know the truth of the matter, please come in and take a look!"

(I'll go, I'm online in person?) Really? ）

Akira Miyamoto himself is a fan of Gintama, so he naturally knows that this pool has been in trouble recently in the past two days.

first scolded people on the radio at the famous Rosewood High School, and then today it was revealed that the unspoken rules of the deceased female artist.

Oh, by the way, it's still rumored on the Internet that he and Fujiwara Akihi are BL, and this guy posted a video!.

(What is the content of the video, no, I must watch it?) I feel like I'm going to break the news, and it's an absolute big deal)

Thinking like this, Miyamoto immediately clicked the play button.

Immediately after, he saw a man cos Shiharu Shinhachi appear in front of the camera.

A white blue-collar Japanese kendo uniform, blue bloomers, white socks that fit the clogs, and the most iconic black-rimmed glasses.

Now it is very suitable to wear on a man, Miyamoto Akira was stunned for a moment, and then he recognized that this person who cos Shimura Shinhachi is the topic of the topic Ikegami Tsuki himself.

Unlike the previous Ikegami Tsuki, today he cospawned Shimura Shinpachi.

Therefore, the originally small eyes are much larger under the support of black-framed glasses, and even these facial features are more three-dimensional.

(It's really handsome, I didn't expect to have such a good temperament after wearing glasses.) He didn't look like he wore glasses before, but now it's really a bit impressive. ）

It is said that appearance is justice, just with the careful cos in front of him, Miyamoto Akira didn't finish watching the video, and he wanted to like the video a little

And the male god with such eyes coughed lightly twice in front of the camera, helped his glasses, and exhaled a long breath of turbidity before he officially began to speak.

"Hello everyone, I'm the male god of glasses, the rumored person who hid in the company and didn't dare to come out, and he didn't dare to meet the public, which man who had an affair with Fujiwara-kun, because I know that many people want me to make a statement to explain what happened today, as well as my thoughts and opinions on the many rumors on the Internet.

So in this video, I will try to explain what I can say to everyone

Because I am in an extremely bad mood right now, I hope that if I show too much performance in the video later, I hope you will understand it first. ”

"First of all, I need to state why I posted this video, I posted this video, just because I want to clear up unnecessary misunderstandings and vent my emotions."

As he spoke, several screenshots of the chat appeared in front of the camera, and the contents on them were news screenshots and comment area screenshots of Yahoo hot search and Google hot search.

It is all about the discussion of Chi Shangyue by netizens after the murder.

There is a discussion that Ikegami was greened!

There is a discussion about what Ikegami can't do in the month!

Of course, I'm also talking about Ikegami bisexual!

The angle of the comment interception can be said to be quite accurate, and almost all the places that have generated controversy around Chi Shangyue on the Internet are now included.

"I don't know how you react when you see the news, but when I see it, I'm really stupid. Should I say that the people of this country have been demoted, or is my enemy really strong, strong enough to dominate the Japanese network? Overall, I'm completely heartbroken by the above comments. At the same time, he was angry. ”

After the words, there was also a GIF of an animated villain being pierced through the heart by a thousand arrows in the picture. Hassle-free

"Because I really look at the message area, the discussion is getting more and more outrageous. Therefore, I would like to cherish and congratulate those who have a heart. You guys are so good, the cow finally forced me, a person who doesn't like to show his face, out. The cow's made me really angry.

After consulting with Fujiwara-kun, I made the decision to make this video now.

Without further ado, let's start my explanation of these topics now. ”

"What is my question first, is it okay to talk about this topic? I think this is also the most discussed topic on the Internet at the moment. “

On the screen, netizens commented on Fujiwara Akihi, who obviously couldn't do anything, but delayed the girl, and also questioned the girl's derailment.

From the above comments, it can be seen that if I don't come out to explain, in the eyes of the public, I am a person who cannot have children and is not a man. I don't know which idiot came up with this claim first. But to prove my innocence. This afternoon, I was grieving, so I went to the University of Tokyo Hospital for a test, and after obtaining the approval of the examiner, Professor Matsumoto, I took the following video. After watching this video, please those who slander me again and don't frame me casually from now on. Otherwise, the next time I see it, I'll have my company give you a court summons! ”

After that, the video turned.

The first-person view of the video is for a kind-looking old man in a doctor's uniform.

He wears a doctor's uniform and gold-rimmed glasses, giving people a sense of déjà vu that he feels like a famous doctor at first glance.

"Thank you for your understanding and consent, and the following video officially begins the recording of Dr. Matsumoto. Can you tell us a little bit about my testing? ”

"Okay, no problem, President Ikegami. Hello everyone, and everyone who has seen this video. I am the chief physician of the Department of Urology, The University of Tokyo Daiichi Hospital, Ken Matsumoto. Graduated from the Faculty of Medicine at the University of Tokyo, I was asked by President Ikegami to conduct a detailed examination of President Ikegami's physical condition at 4:20 p.m. today. What I have in my hand is the various body data that Ikegami-san has tested. With my 31 years of medical practice, I vouch for the facts I tell you are true. ”

After the old man in the video introduced himself with a smile, he took out a few test sheets and began to explain them one by one.

"Everyone, please take a look at this form first, this is President Ikegami's testosterone content test, what is testosterone? I believe that some viewers, especially female viewers, don't know, so I'll popularize it first, what is testosterone. Testosterone, also known as testosterone, ketone or testosterone is a steroid hormone, which is secreted by men, and the adrenal glands also secrete a small amount of testosterone, which has the functions of maintaining muscle strength and mass, maintaining bone density and strength, refreshing and improving physical performance.

Generally speaking, the amount of testosterone represents the physical fitness and reproductive function of the tester. The testosterone hormone of adult men is 14~25.4nmolL under normal circumstances. As you can see, the test result of Ikegami-san is 31.4NmolL.

What does this value represent, that is, it means that Ikegami-san's physical fitness and reproductive function are absolutely qualified in terms of body, even more than most ordinary men.

To use my own vernacular, such a body is the body that all men dream of. ”

After Dr. Matsumoto explained the report, he randomly took out another report and analyzed it.

The content of this report is to analyze the sperm motility of Chi Shangyue. In addition to a lot of theoretical explanations based on the script, the conversation concept contained in the doctor's words is also very clear - the eyed male god Chi Shangyue has no problem with fertility.

For this reason, after explaining this form, Dr. Matsumoto, who was filmed in the video, also teased Ikegami Tsukichi in disguise.

"In conclusion, as you can see, the motility of sperm is very powerful. The only piece of advice I can give to Ikegami-san is that you should always wear good gear when exercising in bed. Otherwise, the chances of conception will be very high if there is no abnormality in the woman's body. “

After saying all of the above forms, the doctor finally took out a mosaic diagram of male reproductive organs and explained it.

"Then, please look at this chart again, this chart is my measurement of the length of the Ikegami Sangsheng * reproductive organ and the related data column. Although it is a bit exaggerated, I have to admit that Ikegami-san's advantage in length is also the envy of me as a man.

First of all, we must popularize a basic common sense that the longest male penis in China is 11 cm in the absence of 8 erections, the shortest is 3 cm, and the average is 6 cm; The longest 18 cm and the shortest 8 cm at the beginning of the erection are 12 cm on average. This is a reference standard.

From the above test data, you can see that the organ of Ikegami-san was 12cm before the 8th erection. After 8 erections, it is 19cm.

In terms of length, the data he provided this time also updated the latest record of organ length in Asian races.

Therefore, based on the above lists, it is really the biggest false accusation for the abnormal functioning of Ikegami-san on the Internet. On the contrary, it's not bad, it's good. Frankly speaking, I am the envy of all aspects of your quality after practicing medicine for so many years. ”

After that, the interview video from the professor of urology at Tokyo Medical University was played, and the male god with eyes appeared in the picture again, holding a series of reports in his hand compared to the beginning. I saw him shaking the report sheet lightly, looking at the camera coldly and saying.

That's all I have to say about the first thing. I think in the face of scientific evidence, people don't need to criticize my privacy. And then, we're on the second topic. ”

The cold voice fell, and a photo of Angel Meng appeared in the middle of the video at the same time

"First of all, I would like to express my great regret for the passing of Fujiwara-san. As for the matter of artists under my unspoken rules, please forgive me for rejecting it. When talking about this topic, first of all, let's distinguish two things, what are the unspoken rules. What is coercion. This is only true when the other party is unwilling.

And you can ask the police about Fujiwara-san's relationship with me, she is a girl who bought me a birthday present before she died.

If such a relationship is made, it can be called an unspoken rule.

Then I have nothing to say.

Of course, I must admit that my relationship with her is not pure enough.

But I would also like to ask you why I can't give her benefits and benefits when I don't have a wife and she doesn't marry. Is it the law that doesn't work, or you just don't want to see me? I'm a normal man, and I don't have the right to have a normal relationship with an unmarried woman.

And now everyone has seen it. The truth did come out, since I didn't have any problems with my body. Do you think the murderer's words are still credible? ”

"Next, let's talk about the story of the non-main fire legend. For this matter, I really didn't expect it to cause such a big fluctuation. I didn't expect the flame production team to have a problem with me. And because everyone is very worried about why I rejected the Legend of the Flame and wasted everyone's good votes"

"So, I'm here to explain why you reject it, the most essential reason, I don't have time. As for why I don't have time, you can take a look at my schedule for the next few months. ”

As he spoke, the screen turned again, and the camera interface shifted to a slowly written schedule.

Shockingly, the schedule is full of work schedules. This included several mosaic game development conferences.

Among them, the most eye-catching thing is that on the schedule, almost every day Ike Shangyue gives himself time to create music.

Seeing this, there will definitely be many people who want to complain about the authenticity of this work schedule. For this reason, I would like to state that I am not a full-time voice actor. , I like voice actors, just because I like them, and out of all my favorite professions, he is only the third. What I like more is music, listening to music, making music. Play music at all times. So, apart from the basic voice actor job schedule and company work, I spend the rest of my time making music. ”

After speaking, several more photos of the room appeared, in which a room was filled with various musical instruments. There are many musical instruments, such as guitars, guzheng, electronic organs, pipas, etc

"At the moment, I have two jobs that I can reveal about music. One is to do OP for the summer "Light Girl".,The other is to do OP for Gintama, who I'm currently serving."

"The first job content is Fujiwara-kun to help me find, and the second job content is what I asked myself to complete. I didn't receive an invitation from the production team. It's my unilateral wishful thinking, and my greatest wish is that my music can achieve it at the same time that Gintama can make it who I am.

So far, I've spent three weeks and I've already made two OP tunes. Considering that everyone must want to see is believing. So I'm not going to talk nonsense here, let's listen to my results together, and think about why I should refuse to say anything about flame production."

As he spoke, the picture turned again, and Chi Shangyue directly waved his robe and sat in front of a guzheng.