Chapter 183: Empathetic scumbags, please support the genuine version!
"So, what did you two do in my absence to make the kitchen as miserable as it was being swept by the Eight-Nation Alliance."
Early in the morning, Gou Yu sat at the table and looked at the two goods who didn't worry about him when he came back last night, and he went to bed early, and asked calmly.
"Ahem, little or! Congratulations on successfully passing the assessment scenario! β
Fang Ran got up and tried to change the topic with a festive and happy face.
"Thanks, so what's going on in the kitchen?"
Gou Yu nodded unmoved in thanks and then continued to ask.
"Xiao Or, I finally know how painful it is to be without you, my brother and I almost starved to death last night."
Meng Lang hurriedly put on a look of praise and said sincerely.
"Oh, yes, so what the hell is going on in the kitchen."
Leng Gou Yu said calmly.
"Hmm..."
"Uh... This...."
The two began to squirm at the same time, unable to speak.
Seeing this, Gou Yu sighed and then held his forehead helplessly, then raised his head and asked calmly:
"Then you just have to tell me what happened to the half-fried pork belly and chocolate and my cheese in the pan."
Fang Ran: (-ΞΉ_-)...
Meng Lang: (-ΞΉ_-)...
The air was silent as death for a second, and then Fang Ran, Meng Lang slapped the table in unison!
"It's him!"
"It's him!"
Gou Yu looked at the two of them coldly and was silent.
"Brother, you bastard who dares to be a bastard! It's obviously your first time cooking and you feel that you have a big advantage, and when you see my chocolate, you have to add half a piece to it! Say that the meat will have a unique flavor! β
"Fart! It was you who first proposed to enter the kitchen to operate! And it's the first time you're cooking and happily directing next to me! That chocolate was actually half of what you threw in at once! β
The two shouted and began to reveal each other's secrets mercilessly and dump each other.
Then quickly scuffle together.
Gou Yu looked at the empty cheese bag in his hand, and always felt that he could imagine the two guys who couldn't cook last night, and they were adding things to the pot for the first time in the kitchen.
Alas, this bag is still his favorite cheese, and he is going to order a new one.
When he came back last night, Gou Yu looked at the whole piece of pork belly mixed with the dark chocolate in the pot, and the cheese and oil that had turned into soup around him, completely turning into a disgusting mass that could not be described.
The first second Gou Yu saw the contents of the pot, he almost thought that these two goods finally couldn't help but start cooking while he was not at home...
"In the future, you two are not allowed to enter the kitchen, and since the last piece of meat was fried by the two of you, I am going to go grocery shopping now, and there will probably be new goods in the supermarket at the end of the month."
Looking at the two who were scuffling together to show themselves, Gou Yu finally rolled his eyes helplessly, and then got up and planned to go out.
The two who pretended to scuffle saw that Gou Yu was not angry, and instantly returned to his original state, and then sent him out with a smile on his face.
"Xiao or, have a nice trip."
"Small or, all the way.... it!! β
Gou Yu: "......"
What the hell is it all the way?
"Brother, my brother is so big, it's the first time I've heard someone see someone off with a slump."
Meng Lang exclaimed with amazement, but he didn't answer his complaints, Fang Ran was full of sluggishness, and said tremblingly:
"Xiao Or, you just said that today is the end of the month!?"
"yes, June 30th, what's wrong?"
Gou Yu looked at him strangely.
"At the end of June... Summer vacation in early July... That..."
Fang Ran counted the time blankly, and then shouted in tears:
"Isn't that the end of the day!!
"Dude, it's just my guess, but you're not..."
Meng Lang asked with the corners of his mouth twitching.
"I didn't review any of them..."
Fang Ran covered his face and whispered in despair.
Meng Lang: "......"
"But even if you don't review, as long as you listen to the lectures well..."
Gou Yu was only halfway through his words, when he suddenly saw Fang Ran covering his face even harder.
Gou Yu: "......"
The air was silent, and after a while, Gou Yu silently spoke:
"Captain, tell me honestly, there are a few courses that you haven't used your mobile phone to listen carefully to in class."
Sorry, not a single one...
Fang Ran covered his face with tears streaming down his face, unable to answer Gou Yu's question.
"Okay, I see."
"But captain, even if you only remember the final exam now, then you didn't listen to anything, how are you going to pass the exam?"
Gou Yu pressed his forehead speechlessly, blocking his eyes and asked.
"It shouldn't be like this!!"
Fang Ran cried and shouted angrily!
"Under normal circumstances, you only need to review it in the last period before the exam, and then in the spirit that unity is strength, everyone in the exam room helps each other, and I can pass smoothly with some cheat sheets and a kind teacher!!"
Meng Lang: "......"
Gou Yu: "......"
Brother, don't you think the prerequisites for your passage are a bit too much...
And under so many conditions, you are barely passing!! Bastard!!
How scumbag do you have to be!!
"Captain, was your previous campus life like this?"
Gou Yu couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this exam method that he couldn't imagine.
"Xiaoor, you didn't go to college and you don't understand, in most cases, for a large number of people, a semester of college life is..."
"Eighteen weeks of kindergarten + two weeks of senior three."
Meng Lang said with a sigh, and then looked at Fang Ran and sighed in amazement.
"But it's the first time I've seen you as a scumbag, brother, and I'm very skeptical that you're blind in the night battle when you become a participant."
Fang Ran clasped his hands on his knees, curled up next to the bedside table, muttered blankly with his eyes and began to complain:
"I don't care... I don't listen... It's not my fault... It's not me who is wrong... It's the world that's wrong..."
"Well, he's starting to give up on treatment."
Meng Lang rolled his eyes and spread his hands and said, then gloated and added:
"Brother, as far as I know, you seem to have six more subjects in exam week, if you give up... It's just six subjects. β
One hangs six subjects.
For Fang Ran at this moment, these were probably the five most terrifying words in the world, which woke him up in an instant.
"Damn!! After all, it's all this night-breaking battle that makes my life rhythm completely messed up! β
"I haven't had a good life since the week when I had five scenes in one breath!"
Fang Ran gritted his teeth viciously and slapped the table!
"Don't talk nonsense, brother, help Xiao or find a field, we'll be idle for a week."
"Are you worried about what to do with the concert that week!?"
Fang Ran suddenly cried and covered his face:
"I finally got through that terrible night, these days are the assessment scene of Xiaoor, and I don't live in the dormitory, and I forgot about the review!"
"Brother, what are you panicking about, you are a participant in a night battle, this is a big deal..."
"Yes!!"
Fang Ran woke up suddenly, slapped the table and shouted, when Meng Lang was taken aback by him for recognizing the values of the participants so quickly, Fang Ran's face was flushed!
"I'm a participant in the night battle, I can cheat with my abilities!"
Meng Lang: "......"
That one... What... That's not what I meant...
Gou Yu: "......"
Captain, can you make a difference?
"Wait, let me think! Let me think! β
Fang Ran took the gluttonous doll away and poured out all his Kulo cards in one go.
A total of nine cards fell on the desktop.
First of all, the [sword card] is definitely useless, he can't take the first card he got and kill the invigilator...
In the same way, [Thunder] also passes!
[Shield] is useless, [Float] [Xiang] is not good, and [Sleeping Card] is also pulled down.
Then Fang Ran picked up the [Song Card] with a complicated expression, although this card came in handy that night, until you told me that this thing is usually used as an egg!
γShadow Cardγ... Alas, no, it's too daytime for the shadows to move, and it's easy to scare people to death, uh... Although it is also at night.
So, is it just you... Fang Ran picked up the [Phantom Card] with a solemn face.
Strictly speaking, this card has the magic of making the opponent think of things that are on their minds and hallucinate.
But Fang Ran had found that this card could barely be used on himself in reverse.
In that way, you can let others see the illusion that the [Phantom Card] creates through your own thoughts.
Like what... Diamonds.
Ahem... It's far away, so how to use [Phantom Cards] to cheat and pass the exam?
Fang Ran stared at the [Phantom Card] with a constipated expression.
"Wow, when I think of the crooked way of the evil sect, my brother's eyes suddenly change."
Meng Lang sighed with emotion, Gou Yu shook his head helplessly, and planned to go out to buy vegetables:
"Oh? Is it, what has become? β
"Well, it's as if a salted fish that has been dried for a month has become a salted fish that has only been dried for a day."
Meng Lang nodded matter-of-fact and said, Gou Yu, who had just taken one foot, was silent.
Isn't that still salted fish?
On the other side, Fang Ran was trying to think about how to cheat with [Phantom Cards].
Using a phantom to see someone else's answer?
No, the phantom is just a phantom created by itself, and does not have any functions other than executing its own commands.
Moreover, the phantom has no eyes ... Nor can he speak to tell himself
That... Let the phantom sit in its place, see the answer transparently and let it write?
Eh, this seems to work...
But the phantom is transparent.,What if you borrow an eraser to ask a question later...
Immediately gg.
No, it's too risky, pass, pass...
After thinking hard for a while, I was shocked to find that a participant with the ability of Kuluo cards did not have a single card to cheat...
Dry!
What do I want this power for?
Well? Wait a minute!
it! That's right! I still have a night crow!
Just let the Night Raven see it and share it with yourself!
Ecstasy instantly appeared on Fang Ran's face!
But he soon realized that there was another problem!
His eyes were fucking black when he activated the Night Raven!
How the hell does this sister explain to the invigilator?
Well? Wait...
Fang Ran looked at the [Phantom Card] in his hand...
There is no endless road!!!
"Wahahaha!!!"
Fang Ran, who thought of the solution (make) and the solution (cheat), suddenly laughed wildly!
"Dude! I've already figured out how to pass the exam safely!! β
"Brother, before I was going to pour cold water on you, I helped you check your exam information, take four subjects a day, is your magic energy worth enough?"
Meng Lang pointed out Fang Ran's broken stomach sharply!
Right! It's a broken belly!
The wild laugh slowly disappeared on Fang Ran's face.
He slowly calmed the muscles on his face, and slowly sat back down like a rewinding camera.
The expression is constipated.
It's over, the Night Raven needs a thousand magic energy to activate at a time, and he has to leave a way for himself to live, which is worth more than four thousand magic energy.
Fang Ran didn't say a word, and the whole person sat at the table as if he was defeated.
After a long time, he took a deep breath and slowly turned around...
Then a handful of snot and tears rushed towards the body of the bedside Ling, and cried and cried:
"Your Majesty! The rivers and lakes are in emergency! β
But before his tears and snot stained the holy power bank, Ling's figure appeared out of thin air, and his feet in black stockings directly trampled him to the ground!
Then Ling shook her long light blonde hair, and in a crisp voice, she gritted her teeth and said angrily:
"Hello, a night battle participant, can you have some fun! Does giving you the ability make you cheat on exams!? β
"Because there is a crisis of failing the final exam, it is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life to let you cheat in the exam by borrowing the core!!"
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