Sect plastic love
"Damn, who is this person!!"
He ...... Is it a man?? What a hook bar pie ......"
"God, is this face still wearing makeup? It's also too ......."
The whispers below were shocked by Xiao Li's whip, of course, not because of how powerful his skills were, but because of ...... He was drugged.
"Hahaha......"
"Goose Goose Goose ......"
Xiao Li showed a satisfied smile, "Since you love to laugh so much, then just laugh at once, and be late...... If you can't catch up on the mountain, you can't get into the outer disciples, so you can't blame me. ”
"You're not afraid of hahaha, the head of the house will blame you!"
Xiao Li showed a sweet smile, "Blame? If no one denounces it, how can anyone blame it? This two, three......" He pointed to the upright-looking doorman next to him and said, "They are all disciples of my sect, of course, the senior brother who protects this sect, me!" How could you risk offending me and do a thankless complaint against me? ”
"Hahaha...... Hurry up and give us the antidote, hahahahaha, you're not afraid, hahaha, this time Dabi didn't choose anyone......"
Seeing them laughing, they almost died, "I didn't give them all, how many of you are there...... It's loaded...... It's pretty decent, and now there are two options, either, I'll give you a whip and get rid of this laughing powder, or ...... You keep laughing until you catch the smiling ones...... Take your pick. ”
They laughed and smoked, although it was a game, but everyone's experience was real, if it was really laughed to death, it would be advertised by the system, and they couldn't afford to lose this person.
"Ask for ...... Goose Goose Goose ...... Give us a whip goose goose goose......"
"It's hahahaha, we don't dare to hahahaha anymore ......"
Xiao Licai was merciful and compassionate, "Since you sincerely want me to give you a whip, then how can I refuse? Yes, of course...... You're satisfied! After saying that, he gave them a whip and relieved the laughing fans just now.
Seeing each of them frantically relieving their emotions, Xiao Li rarely stopped smiling and said with a little seriousness, "I'll teach you a lesson today...... In the Sheng Immortal Sect, the strong are respected, whoever is strong is the senior brother, today I am stronger than you, so ......" He glanced at the people around him and said, "I don't like people to judge my appearance, of course you can say it, except for complimenting me, I don't want to hear anything in your mouth, unless you are stronger than me...... Otherwise...... Hmph," he flicked his whip again, "next time it's not as simple as smiling." ”
"How...... Not convinced? Xiao Li pinched the chin of "Call you uncle".
"Call you uncle" snorted twice, and said, "Senior brother, I am not afraid that we will be better than you in the future......"
Xiao Li let go of him, "That's your ability, after all, I'm better than you now, you can look down on me, but if you're weaker than me, you can honestly shut your mouth...... Otherwise...... I'm not happy, if I'm happy...... I don't know what I'm going to do! ”
The people below were finally honest, Xiao Li was happy, he hugged his hands to his chest and said, "Then please come with me first." ”
There was a lot of mist in front of Sheng Xianzong, and a glass lamp appeared out of thin air in his hand, and there seemed to be a cherry blossom in it, and as soon as the mist touched the lamp, it immediately spread around.
He still refused to be honest when he opened his mouth, and kept ventilating, "It's really cool to teach people, is it so cool for my senior sister to teach me at the beginning." ”
He remembered that before, he had asked his senior sister a question,
- "Senior sister, wouldn't it be tiring for you to teach us every day!" ”
- "How can Senior Sister be tired?" You can't imagine the happiness of my sister. ”
It's more interesting to be a senior sister when she was a child, but now her senior sister can only pretend to be formal and serious for the sake of the sect.
"Senior sister?! Is it Senior Sister Sheng Shuyuan? ”
When Xiao Li heard this, he smiled and squinted, "Yes, as soon as I look at you, I know that half of the people are here for my senior sister." ”
"Senior brother, tell us about senior sister!"
"Yes, yes, senior brother!"
Xiao Li raised his eyebrows and said interestingly, "This senior brother is the most cordial sentence I have heard you say since we met." ”
The people behind laughed embarrassedly, and he stopped the topic just now, "Want to know about Senior Sister?" ”
Seeing that most of them were nodding frantically, Xiao Li said, "I won't tell you, let you inquire about the news of the good senior sister, and let you chase the senior sister?" Don't even think about it. I'm not going to give you that chance. ”
"I advise you, don't pay attention to my senior sister, she is someone you can't afford to mess with."
As they spoke, they arrived at a cherry field, and Xiao Li suddenly laughed evilly, "Do you like to eat cherries?" ”
"Nan Qiao Keyi" jumped happily, "I like it." ”
"It's smooth sailing" frowned, "It's not that it's not ripe yet......"
Xiao Li put away the smile on his face, put the lantern back into the ring, took out a fan, and pinched the fan and said, "Reverse the flow of the blue bush, point to the dew of Zhu Shi; Flowers and butterflies compete to fly, and the branches and birds lose each other. It has been a golden hairpin melon, and it is still a beautiful jade plate orange. Ning Yimei is like a pill, and she is not envious of Ping like the moon. ”
As soon as the mantra came out, the white flowers that had been growing on the cherry tree withered wildly, and the fruit began to grow larger at a visible rate, slowly bearing black cherries.
"I'm ...... God"
"What do these fruits look like?"
"It's so cute!!"
"It's a feeling ...... one bite at a time"
"This kind of squeezing blackhead is sour."
……
Xiao Li threw the fan up, and after seeing that it opened automatically, his hands quickly pinched another trick: "For the flowers to be strong, it is not unusual to remove the dew on the branches, and pick the incense on the plate." Picking up cherries like marbles, Sheng Xianzong hit the warbler. ”
The black cherries fell like rain, and Xiao Li smiled with satisfaction, "Take off your shoes." ”
"Ah...... Isn't it for us to eat? ”
"Take off your shoes?"
……
Xiao Li didn't explain, closed his fan, patted the non-existent dust on it, and said, "If you don't take it off, you won't even reach the top of the mountain in the middle of the night." ”
Some of them immediately took off their shoes, and some asked him, "Do you have to take them off before you pass?" I can go there on my own, but is it okay not to take off my shoes? ”
Xiao Li didn't say anything, he held the fan with one hand, and the other hand slashed from the fan bone to the head of the fan, and muttered, "Return to the bird to Qiao Lin, fluttering wings." ”
The fan grew larger at a speed visible to the naked eye, carrying him from the earth to the sky, and he waved his hand to the people below and said, "Everyone, we'll see you halfway up the mountain." ”
"Nan Qiao Keyi" said indignantly, "Hey, shouldn't he share weal and sorrow with us? ”
The "Jing Gongzi" over there had already taken off his shoes and held his legs, stepping on the cherry and walking forward, and the "Don't call me cousin" in the back said, "Eh, brother, Brother Wen, those people are gone!" Let's stop stepping on it, let's go. ”
"Jing Gongzi" said, "There must be something strange about this tree. ”
"Don't call me cousin" Those people are like that, the one who didn't stop anyone, turned a blind eye, I don't believe he doesn't know. ”
"Jing Gongzi" shook his head, "If you really want to stop us, what do you think this little cherry has done?" ”
Except for a few honest ones, the others either stepped on the cherries with their shoes, or chose to fly over with game items.
When they all arrived at the cherry tree, the examiner in front of them changed again, the man was dressed in white, the shawl on his shoulders was also pale pink, his eyes were slight, his eyebrows were like green feathers, just standing there, the whole person was very gentle, which made people very comfortable.
"You...... You won't be the brother who just showed off, right? ”
"The game is comparable to Thai plastic surgery techniques!"
The woman smiled softly, "I am your senior sister in the second level, my name is Mo Chuchu." Hearing these three words, a few people below instantly lit up, and the whole person's temperament came up, if I had to describe it with one thing - a male peacock courting.
"You can also call me like a senior sister."
"Senior sister, you look good! It's so gentle! ”
"Yes, I don't know if Senior Sister has a partner?"
"Senior Sister ......"
Where is Mo Chuchu able to parry these, her face is flushed, the redder she is, the more the gang below likes to tease her, the more red she is, and then she can't help it, "Senior Brother Xiaoli, Senior Brother Xiaoli, come out quickly!" ”
Xiao Li sat on the fan like a big dustpan, and said in a lazy tone, intentionally or unintentionally, "Here!" After a pause, he said, "I can't even see a scene, it's really ......."
He controlled the fan and slowly descended, "Come up." I'll teach you these people. ”
Some people who were scared below were a little panicked, "No, no, you can go and rest, why do these things keep bothering you?" ”
Xiao Li smiled again: "How can there be too many such things." ”
Mo Chuchu touched his hairband embarrassedly and said, "Excuse me, Xiao ......"
Xiao Li interrupted her, "Eh, I didn't help you, I'm for Senior Sister, otherwise who cares about you, don't smile at me like this, it's useless, take away your expression, we can still do the well water without the river water like before." ”
Before Mo Chuchu could speak, someone immediately couldn't help but stand up for her, "How can you bully Senior Sister, obviously you yourself are standing up for her." You're a ......."
Mo Chuchu turned around and slapped the wind as a blow to the wind blade, swinging it into the man's face, "Senior brother, can you also say it?" ”
No one dared to speak now, but I have to say that the turn of Mo Chuchu just now was really handsome, and even the person who was beaten was not aggrieved at all.
Mo Chuchu said gently, "You have already learned to slander your senior brother before you enter the Sheng Immortal Sect, this is a big taboo in our Sheng Immortal Sect. ”
Xiao Li wanted to wave himself with the fan to show his demeanor, but he remembered that the fan was sitting on him, but his face did not show embarrassment at all, "It's okay, senior sister will slowly straighten it for you in the future." ”
"Don't call me cousin," whispered in the ear of "Jing Gongzi", "It seems that this Sheng Immortal Sect is very particular about seniority, and it looks very united on its face. ”
Although these two people do not agree with each other, they still maintain the Sheng Immortal Sect as the big one on the face, and it seems that everyone is safeguarding the interests of the Sheng Immortal Sect.
What kind of character is this Sheng Shuyuan?
"Nan Qiao Keyi" endured it, but still couldn't hold back, "It's like a senior sister, every time we manipulate spells and use spiritual power, do we have to recite those crepe poems?" ”
Mo Chuchu was confused for a moment at first, and then suddenly realized who she was asking, and said angrily, "No, some people may not be uncomfortable if they don't read him." ”