[263] The lower limit of shamelessness

After Xiao Nizi, who was shouted to stop, turned around, and heard Lin Xuan seriously say that he wanted to list the terms of the family rules, he looked at him like he was looking at a fool, he didn't bother to say anything, and let out a "hum" sound from his nose, and after expressing his disgust and contempt, he turned back to leave.

"What's your reaction?"

Lin Xuan, who had just changed his slippers, walked to the sofa and pointed to the living room, kitchen, and bathroom, "In the future, who will cook the meal, who will mop the ground, who will wash the clothes, and who will brush the toilet...... Don't you have to say all this in advance? Otherwise, as long as I love cleanliness, isn't it my hand on everything inside and out? ”

Jiang Qianyu glanced back at him, if it was in the past, no matter who did the housework in the end, it would definitely be all on Lin Xuan now, but at this time, he walked back expressionlessly, as if he was doing business, if he wanted to negotiate, he would talk about the matter first, so as not to be involved in the future.

"You sit down first."

Lin Xuan sat down on the sofa, then pointed to his side, Jiang Qianyu snorted, and sat down on the concubine seat next to him far away, as if avoiding the plague.

Lin Xuan didn't mind, and when he saw her sit down, he coughed and said, "Breakfast is eaten at home, lunch is basically at school, and dinner depends on the situation...... If I cook, you're responsible for washing the dishes. ”

Jiang Qianyu nodded, feeling that this guy is still more conscientious, because she can't cook, and she doesn't like to eat out all the time, so one cooks and the other washes the dishes, each performing its own duties, and no one owes anyone.

As a result, as soon as this thought passed through his mind, his expression softened slightly, and he heard Lin Xuan continue: "Because I cook, you are responsible for public health." ”

Xiao Nizi couldn't help but widen her eyes slightly, and suddenly felt that her idea just now was too kind and naΓ―ve, which was related to the amount of labor in the future, and she must not agree to this kind of unequal treaty, and immediately retorted: "You cook and I wash the dishes, why do you want me to be more responsible for public health?" ”

Lin Xuan looked at her and said, "Can this be the same?" You're only responsible for washing the dishes, and I have to buy vegetables, wash vegetables, and think about what to eat, nutritional matching, whether it suits your taste......"

The workload of cooking and washing dishes is indeed unequal, but Jiang Qianyu obviously won't admit it, "According to what you say, I have to put the dishes away and put water to dry them...... Cooking is cooking, you cook, I wash the dishes, so it's fair and you can't put other things together. ”

Lin Xuan sighed a little helplessly, "Okay, then we will take turns to do public health, a week for each person, starting with you." ”

Jiang Qianyu glared at him and said, "Why don't you start with you?" ”

Lin Xuan glared back: "Then you come to cook and I'll wash the dishes?" ”

Jiang Qianyu snorted at this time, and no longer continued to dwell on this issue, "You have to stipulate the workload and cleaning frequency, otherwise I will mop the floor every day, and if you don't mop it once a week, you will be dirty to death." ”

Lin Xuan gave her a thumbs up, "Okay, amazing." ”

Xiao Nizi rolled her eyes, and her disgusted expression was like Lin Xuan, who calmly said that he sat down after every live broadcast of a wonderful operation, and his acting skills were very exaggerated.

Lin Xuan continued, "You can't bring anyone else without the permission of the other party. ”

Jiang Qianyu glanced at him first, then nodded, and then looked at him again, his eyes were suspicious, "Then if you are like Zhao Han, you are going to come tonight, you deliberately don't agree, or use this to threaten me?" ”

Lin Xuan glared at her and said, "Who do you think of me, am I so shameless?" ”

Xiao Nizi nodded seriously.

Lin Xuan: "......"

He waved his hand helplessly, "I don't care if you bring the girls I know." ”

"Why do you want to know him?"

"What if she deliberately approached you because she had bad intentions for me?"

Jiang Qianyu rolled his eyes and said "hiss" with disdain.

Lin Xuan continued to the next article, "Come back on time every day, you must tell me in advance if you have something, report the relationship between the time, place, and person, you must answer the phone, you must reply to the message, you must ......"

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Xiao Nizi, "Why?" ”

Lin Xuan said calmly: "I will call my mother to complain." ”

"You ......"

Jiang Qianyu's eyes widened, feeling that this bastard had refreshed her perception of shamelessness, she snorted angrily, feeling that she couldn't always let this guy put forward conditions, so she countered: "It's not allowed to litter personal belongings everywhere." ”

Lin Xuan nodded, "I was about to say this, especially when you were drying your clothes, put your bra and underwear away by yourself, don't look back and lie on my head if you can't find it." ”

Xiao Nizi, who completely underestimated his shamelessness, blushed with shame, and the stereotypical and indifferent appearance she tried to maintain finally broke through, grabbed the pillow and smashed it on his head.

"This one has to be ...... Phew, plus, domestic violence is not allowed. ”

Lin Xuan, who finally waited for her to stop, spit out a snow-white velvet in his mouth that he didn't know when, and pointed to the cheek that had just been smashed two days ago, "This kind of tragedy must not be allowed to happen again." ”

"You deserve it!"

Jiang Qianyu, who was still annoyed, glared at him fiercely, I don't know if he remembered something, but he didn't do it again, and was about to add the premise clause about "domestic violence", Lin Xuan had already gotten up and said, "Write it down first...... You wait, I'll go get the computer. ”

He went back to the room, picked up a notebook, put it on the coffee table, opened the document, and listed the items just now.

Jiang Qianyu kept a distance from him and leaned over to look at the screen, just glanced at it, and snorted: "Why are you Party A?" No, I am Party A, and you are Party B. ”

"Do you know that the man is left and the woman is right?"

"What does it have to do with men and women?"

Lin Xuan glanced at her, "Don't you remember what style of contract you have?" Party A is on the left, and Party B is on the right. ”

Xiao Nizi, who was choked for a while, widened her eyes, and probably couldn't find any words to refute his crooked reasoning for a while, so she simply lied, "I don't care, I want Party A anyway." ”

"No, the rules can't be abolished." Lin Xuan shook his head as he typed.

"You set the rules?" Jiang Qianyu glared at him fiercely, and couldn't help but grab the pillow again.

Lin Xuan sighed, "Okay, take a step back, don't use Party A and Party B, replace it with a man and a woman, there's nothing wrong with this, right?" ”

Jiang Qianyu blinked his bright eyes, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, but he didn't understand what was wrong, and before he could think clearly, Lin Xuan had already finished revising, Jiang Qianyu looked at it carefully, pointed out a few text traps, and asked him to revise the wording again, and then nodded.

β€œok。”

Lin Xuan saved the revised "family rules" and changed his name, and then said, "Okay, you go and print it." ”

It's close to noon now, the sun is blazing, Jiang Qianyu naturally refuses to go out to print, "You go." ”

Lin Xuan frowned and said, "Is it okay for me to come out word by word?" ”

Xiao Nizi looked natural, "So, you coded it, of course you should print it." ”

Lin Xuan took a breath, "Can you be reasonable?" ”

Jiang Qianyu's eyes widened, "Can you have a little grace?" ”

After staring at each other very childishly for two seconds, Lin Xuan proposed, "Why don't you save the electronic version?" ”

Xiao Nizi glanced up and thought for less than 0.5 seconds, "Okay." ”

After thinking about it, he added: "Then I'll lock it with a password, otherwise what if you tamper with it?" ”

Lin Xuan squinted at her and said, "What if you tamper with it?" ”

"How is that possible?"

Jiang Qianyu sneered, looking at what kind of joke he heard, "You think I'm you?" ”

"One and a half."

Lin Xuan was too lazy to argue with her about this, it was too naΓ―ve, and proposed: "You enter the four-character password first, and then I will enter four more, in this case, no one can tamper with it privately." ”

Jiang Qianyu thought about it and felt that this method was indeed fair, so he nodded.

Lin Xuan picked up the computer and handed it to her, then turned around and said, "You lose first, I won't look at it." ”

Jiang Qianyu looked at his back suspiciously, he always felt that this guy was acting a little abnormally, and it was he who proposed to get this clause, so there must be some conspiracy, how could he behave so fairly?

But after thinking about it, there was nothing wrong, so she thought about it, typed in four numbers, and said, "Okay." ”

Hearing this, Lin Xuan turned around, took the computer, and then glared at her and said, "Be conscious." ”

Xiao Nizi snorted and turned away.

Lin Xuan saw that she turned her back, so he decisively deleted the password she had just entered, and then quickly re-entered the eight-digit password, and said, "Okay." ”

He turned the computer and showed Xiao Nizi the eight-digit password that appeared as a black dot on the screen, and then he was sure that the document was locked, and then if he wanted to modify the document, he had to enter the correct password first.

After saving the document, Lin Xuan looked at Jiang Qianyu again and said, "It's not a matter of a day or two, the terms are all listed, and you won't be allowed to rely on the account when the time comes." ”

"You can make sure you can do it."

Xiao Nizi, who was not worried that she would repay the debt, pouted, got up and went back to the room.

Lin Xuan also sighed, hugged the notebook and went back to the room, and then immediately turned on the computer and began to modify them one by one.

"'Tenancy contract terms' were changed to 'cohabitation contract terms', well, it's really pleasing to the eye."

"Male Lin Xuan and female Jiang Qianyu, don't change this for the time being, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, this, public health...... Forget it, you can't lose the big because of the small. ”

"This article has to be changed, without Lin Xuan's permission, Jiang Qianyu is not allowed to bring people privately, must not meet the opposite sex alone without permission, and must not have too deep contact with the opposite sex in any form, including but not limited to meeting and chatting with reality on the Internet...... Isn't this too much? ”

"Hmm...... Well, what's too much? Well, no, just change it. ”

"I have to add one more here, without Lin Xuan's permission, Jiang Qianyu can't lock the door, hmm...... In this way, if there is any accident or danger, I can rush to help as soon as possible. ”

"Do you want to change this? Well, if Lin Xuan is in a bad mood or in a good mood, and occasionally makes any friendly behavior to express his feelings, Jiang Qianyu is not allowed to maliciously interpret, fight back violently, or resist...... Uh, wouldn't that be too much? ”

"Hmm...... Well, what's too much? Well, no, just change it. ”