"That...... Donkey, I ......"

"What a donkey! I also have a name! ”

"Oh, Li Jianxian, one day ago, were you fishing here, did you see a minotaur being washed over by the sudden flood?"

Li Zilong thought about it, as if there was such a thing: "It does seem that a minotaur was washed by the water, but he climbed ashore by himself, and I didn't care about him, and the pomfret in my store was running out, so I came here to catch a little and stock up." ”

"Yo, your farmhouse is really full of fresh produce from the neighborhood, not from the supermarket?"

"That is, my fruits are all picked from the elven orchard, and these potatoes and corn are all picked from the fields on the other side of the valley, this rice! Be...... I bought it from a friend in Heilongjiang on Taobao. ”

Well? Picked? Harvested from farmland over the valley?

Dare to be affectionate, the goblins had a dispute with the lizardmen before, and you picked the disappeared agricultural products from your bastard.

"Hey, hey, you stole my goblin's potatoes and corn, is this theft a crime? You're a serious problem. Don't think that potatoes aren't worth a few dollars and they don't count as theft! ”

Hearing the word theft, Li Zilong threw his hat to the ground: "Wow, theft? Who is a thief? Are you embarrassed to say about me? I've lived here for thousands of years, and I've lived happily. You came here to occupy my mountain, dominate my field, occupy my territory, and are embarrassed to say that I am stealing? This is...... Is this ground rent known? Ground rent! ”

"This ...... Why do you say that you are the landlord here, you ...... Do you have any proof? When Sparker heard this, this sword immortal actually said that he had lived for a thousand years, and he was really not an ordinary person.

"I myself am the proof, I followed the lord back then." As he spoke, he made a gesture facing the east: "All the way from Xuzhou to Sichuan and Shu, and then settle here, will it be fake?" This is my fiefdom, you go and check the history to see if there is any mistake. ”

"Xuzhou? As you say, you ...... Can you still be Zhao Zilong? ”

"Yes, my surname was Zhao Mingyun Zilong for a while, and then I became famous for fear that others would misunderstand, so I changed my surname. Some time ago, I originally changed my surname to Ma, and it was good to be called Ma Yun. Suddenly, since the 90s of the last century, a rich man also named Ma Yun appeared, and he had to ...... I simply changed my name to Li Yun, and my full name is Li Zilong. ”

"Zilong...... Speaking of which, the Battle of Shinno ......"

"I caught Xiahoulan."

"Nagasaka slope?"

"My sword seven in and seven out to save Adou."

"Burning Chibi?"

"The fire I lit with a fire charm in the bow of the ship."

"Pingding Yizhou?"

"I'm in the lead."

"Teacher's watch?"

"I wrote ...... No, no, no, that thing was written by the old man Zhuge and has nothing to do with me, don't be angry with me if you memorize the text......"

WTF！！！！！！

I didn't expect to find a living fossil!

"Are you fooling us, what substantial evidence do you have?"

"Did you see my sword last time? That's the Green Sword! ”

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Speaking of which, it seems that some of the controversial and strange issues in the history of the Three Kingdoms can be explained by this set of theories.

"Come on, come on, don't talk nonsense, I'll tell you, you taste it first, eat two bites of this dish first."

Li Zilong asked them to open the lunch box and eat it while it was hot: "This little fried meat, but I burned it for the lord to eat back then, and the lord appreciated it greatly after eating it." ”

The two of them ate a bite, the fried is indeed excellent, the pork loin used, the taste is delicate and not greasy, the pre-marinated spices remove the earthy smell of the pork itself, the appropriate spicy, did not cover up the aroma of the pork, but stimulated the taste buds, after repeated chewing, the spicy taste dissipated, and there is a sweet aftertaste, it is really delicious.

"Taste this yam double skin milk again, this yam is my ...... That one...... I picked it up on the ground and roasted it for a long time to pick out the soft and glutinous parts. Maybe I think it's a little embarrassing to say that the goblin picked it up, but I insist that it was picked up: "This milk is even more unusual, I picked up a cow downstream a few days ago, and just squeezed out fresh milk." ”

Burst!!

Spark's mouthful of double skin milk squirts!

Holy light, you Bara, isn't the cow you picked up the little Mu Mu who was washed away by the water?!

"This cow should have been lost by my client, the same ...... of the minotaur you saw washed away by the flood that day."

"What? The land is mine, and you say it is yours. I picked it up, and you said it was yours. Then do you want to take my Qingyu Sword too? ”

"Theoretically, it's a cultural relic, and it's a ...... that needs to be handed over to the state."

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"You are a dignified sword immortal, if you have something to say, can you collect this sword rain in the sky first? Hero, hero. ”

"I don't take it! You make a note! ”

"Then I'm going to give you a bad review!" Sparker took out his phone and fought to the death, holding it in one hand and clicking on a bad review in the other, ready to submit it at any time.

"Everyone comes out to mingle, there is something to discuss." Li Zilong accepted the Ten Thousand Sword Technique, and his attitude suddenly became pleasant.

"Then you were so fierce to me just now!" Sparky keenly spotted his weakness and pursued the victory.

"Do you have something to say...... It's not easy for me to make ends meet......"

This Li Zilong began to pour bitter water on Spark, who had lived in this world for as long as he could remember. According to his parents, their gods had migrated from another world, lived much longer than ordinary humans, and were also powerful.

A long time ago, he was happy and free. Especially in the feudal era, the use of spiritual power to make the sword mixed like a fish in water. But with the development of human beings and the advancement of modern technology, his habitat is getting smaller and smaller.

"Hey, habitat...... You're saying this as if you're a turtle. ”

"Don't interrupt."

With the advancement of science and technology, there are more and more advanced technologies such as ID cards, social security cards, household registration books, and face recognition.

"No, brother, you can fly around with your sword, and it stands to reason that you don't have to worry about food and clothing."

"Eating and sleeping is naturally not a problem, the sky is the quilt, and the earth is the bed. But this requires money, for example, what if Hearthstone wants krypton...... This month, there is a new card pack, and 2 388 must be rushed. Persona 7 is coming out next month, do you want to buy it? By the way, there is a new online game of Fate coming out this year, and there must be a way to earn this money."

"So...... You go around stealing fruits, vegetables, cows, cooking farmhouse dishes, and then delivering food by yourself to maintain your Internet addiction life?? ”

Li Zilong sighed: "Otherwise? Do you think the more capable you are, the more you earn? On the contrary, the more power you have, the more people around you want to take advantage of you, and the more mistakes you will make......"

Lowering his head, he seemed to remember some past events and made some mistakes, and sighed again, and breathed deeper: "There is a reason why I live in seclusion here." ”

Quiescence.

For example, when an online game player meets offline, he finds that one is a teacher and the other is a student.

The three of them didn't speak for a long time, and finally Li Zilong opened his mouth: "That cow, you have time to find someone to take it, don't mention my matter to others again." ”

Put on a helmet, ride a battery car and drive away without ~~~.

"Why didn't he go back and forth?" Nystyna asked, looking at his back.

"Because calories burned !!" The rabbit in the distance replied.

No, it's a donkey.

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"Why are you again? how old are you？ Isn't the case withdrawn and closed? ”

Song Meiqin really wanted to stuff this nonsense legal aid lawyer into the generator.

"Yes, Lawyer Shi, what are you trying to do by bringing us all to this dam for a meeting? Why did you call Xuanyuan's people too? Judge Song Jinqiao asked Luo Yide, and Luo Yide spread his hands when asked: "She said that there is something very important, and I don't know what she wants to do......"

Spark

"Yes, the case is closed, and the cow has been found, but the matter is not closed."

Sparker fiddled with the tea set on the table and gestured, "Now, we actually have evidence that there was indeed a wave of turbulence that washed into the river that day. ”

"It's impossible, didn't I explain it? We certainly didn't have a flood that day!! ”

Song Meiqin interrupted her impatiently, which was really unreasonable.

"Yes, yes, yes, you didn't release the flood, you're right, but we're sure that there was a huge turbulence downstream......"

"Aren't you contradicting yourself?" Song Jinqiao was also puzzled, he still knew a lot about the incident when he participated in the trial.

Sparker filled the teapot on the table with water: "Suppose that the spout of this teapot is the floodport, if the vent is flooding and there is a torrent downstream, then there is still a possibility." ”

After speaking, he inserted a relatively small teacup directly into the middle of the teapot, and water overflowed from the spout of the teapot at once.

"There's also the possibility that something huge has entered the reservoir, or it has fallen into the reservoir, and the huge waves that have been stirred up have crossed the crest of the dam and reached downstream."

Sparky said, pointing to the spilled tea.

Song Meiqin sneered: "How is this possible, our staff has always been ......"

"Yes, on weekdays, your staff are always there, but at this time of the day, your staff have gone to evacuate, but they are not at the scene. So the giant romance is over the top of the dam, and you have no way of knowing. ”

"This ......"

"You remember you said that you had a water alarm that went off that day, and it wasn't a fault, it was that the water level had exceeded the top of the dam for a split second. I have conclusive evidence here. ”

Sparky said as he pulled out a sealed bag, which contained a shriveled crayfish that had been trampled flat.

"This crayfish was stepped on by me at the top of the dam, and I believe that some of you staff should have found some dirt at the top of the dam, which was not brought by the rain, but the ...... left by the huge waves."

"And what will it be that falls into?" Luo Yide pondered deeply, and touched the spout of the teapot with his hand: "Something that can stir up huge waves has fallen into the reservoir ......"

"So why don't I bring you to a meeting, I'm a lawyer after all, and I'm just informing you of clues, as for the specific investigation of the case. It's not under my jurisdiction, we have a clear division of labor. Sparker smiled: "Professional, professional." ”

Refreshing!

Song Meiqin!

I didn't expect it!

I also have this day with my eyebrows raised!

The person in charge of this dam is not professional at all!

As soon as I thought of this, I was in a good mood, and I couldn't help but stretch my waist, this mess will be handed over to you, it's none of my business anyway.

got up and was about to go home, but who knew that the rear leader was dragged by Luo Yide.

"What do you think, of course you have to go to the scene too."

"Why? I don't care about criminal offenses. I'm a legal aid lawyer. ”

"No matter, you are the first witness, you have to identify the scene." Luo Yide was far-fetched and forcibly made up a reason.

"You and I are legally blind! I'm not a suspect, why should I go to the scene! Woooooooooooo ”

"Come on, come on, Article 1 of my country's "Handling Law", kill ripe, kill ripe."

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After a busy few hours.

"We've tested it, and it does have weird ......"

Song Meiqin took out several different plastic bags, which contained samples of several dead fish and shrimp.

"What's wrong? This fish? What else could be wrong with this fish? "As soon as the Sparker question was raised, I regretted it a little. Sure enough, this Song Meiqin looked at her with a disdainful look, as if to say that the little girl was unprofessional.

"This fish is very strange, and there are two causes of death, one is that it died by impact. If, as you said, a huge object falls from the sky, the pressure formed is directly crushed to death. But...... And some ......"

Sparky suddenly remembered something

"And some of them, were they scalded to death by the heat?"

"Are you stupid? Stupid to study law? For such a large reservoir to be able to scald the fish, how much power is needed to heat it? ”

"That's because you don't know it...... Metaphysical Weapons ......"

If you have time, you must throw the joy of fire into her reservoir, so that she can see the boiling fish!

"Others, they died from electric shocks. It is true that there have been occasional electric fishing in recent years, but on the day of the earthquake, I don't think anyone would have been electric fishing. ”

Luo Yide glanced at the map on the wall, and although he didn't mark any useful information, he still felt something strange: "Is there a cable buried under this reservoir?" Could it be caused by cable leakage? ”

"It's impossible, it's impossible, how can there be such a thing below, we know the construction we are engaged in."

"That'...... Where is this? The valley above this? ”

Luo Yide pointed to the top of the reservoir, where there was a huge valley.

"Well, that's the famous dragon habitat, Dragon Valley. However, after the half-moon war, there were actually not many of them. ”

"Could it be that some dragon landed in the reservoir?"

It's reasonable to think so, after all, among the people of the other world, the largest is the dragon.

"I've just asked the engineer to calculate this, and if you calculate it according to the water level of the downstream river that will be washed away, this volume is quite large, and it can't be a dragon. Don't think that the dragon is big, it's because he has wings open and looks big, and if you count the sheer volume, you can't even reach the top of the dam. ”

What Song Meiqin said is also very reasonable, in terms of scientific calculation, she should not be wrong.

"How much volume would it take to reach the dam crest and create a torrent downstream?"

"We have estimated that it will cost at least more than 20,000 cubic meters, converted into a cube, almost this cube is more than 25 meters in three dimensions, and the diameter is equivalent to the length of a dragon after spreading its wings, or the solid kind, and the speed of falling into the water is also very fast. Where did this Shushan come from? Cosmic UFO? ”

"Then underwater ......"

"Don't be that, we've sent underwater drones to explore, and there's not that much of a volume underwater. There must be something strange about this, and it needs to be investigated again, and you have so many inferences now, assumptions, it's useless. ”

Didi Didi, Luo Yide's mobile phone rang suddenly, he got up and went to the side to answer the phone, came back and said urgently: "I have to go first, the team has found a clue to the case, and I want to act, so let's do it today." ”

"What case?"

"Do you remember the jade dream you talked about before?"

Emerald Dream ...... It is a new type of hallucinogen sold abroad, with a white color and a slightly green powder. It is said that smokers tend to see many beautiful illusions, as if in a dream.

The transaction that Sparker had witnessed on Temple Street before, one of the parties had a white and green powder, and there was a high probability that it was this thing.

After suspecting that the origin of this hallucinogen was Shushan, Luo Yide obtained some samples through Interpol and brought them back to Shushan Special Economic Zone, where he has been testing and analyzing them, trying to find the source of this hallucinogen.

In such an important case, there were new clues, and Luo Yide rushed out without looking back.

What about the mysterious creatures of this reservoir?

Or next time, throw the holy sword into the lake and burn it......