Volume 1 Juvenile Chapter: The Sea of Love Ripples, Lao Yan Divides Things Chapter 12 Church Conjectures
Zhao Houde opened the box, picked up an apple and threw it over, saying:
"You all love apples, and there are more delicious ones, so I won't treat everyone badly."
Stretched out his hand to Brother and Sister Zhao and said:
"You can also take a meal, if you want to eat it yourself, you're welcome."
Reached out and took a bite myself, not to mention crunchy, especially sweet.
It seems that it makes sense to buy things more expensively.
Zhao Houde said:
"You go in and call all the brothers here, and by the way, I will call the friends I found yesterday, and then call about ten more to come out, be less safe and take your time, you are all my subordinates, I am not willing to let you have any losses."
Liangmao San's mouth was full of apples, and he was moved by the words, and hurriedly said vaguely:
"Go immediately, Lord Lord, don't worry, I will definitely handle it for you." After saying that, he picked up the dung fork and swaggered back.
When Liangmaosan returned to the village, Liangmaowu and others were pulling 12 peasants around the edge of the field and bragging, and the scene was not lively.
"Hey! Dude, I'm back. After speaking, he shook the apple in his hand.
The two hairs and five sharp eyes saw the core in the hands of the two hairs and three hands, and said angrily:
"What do you mean? You said that you would go over together every night and eat one by one, but you actually ate one now? ”
Immediately, a peasant stood up and said:
"What's that? Anything else? ”
Two Mao Six Ways:
"Yes, a whole tree is full of knots, but it's delicious." After speaking, he also "sucked" and sucked his saliva.
Liangmao was furious, and kicked Liangmaoliu down to the tunnel with one kick:
"What nonsense, don't listen to him, this kid is messing up again." The posture is still to be fought again.
The farmer next to him, Liang Mao Qi, hurriedly stopped Liang Mao Wu and said:
"We're all brothers, what are you doing?"
"That's it, if you do this again, I'm also angry" Two Mao Twelve echoed, and after speaking, he went to help Liang Mao Liudao:
"Sixth son, brother, I haven't treated you badly, what is it?"
Liangmao Liuhong said with hatred in his eyes:
"Two cents and five are good, let's break off friendship, everyone come with me, I'll take you to get something delicious"
[Digression: One apple per person, so if a thousand people receive it, it will be a thousand apples, and they have to be transported to the other world by cart every day, so funny than haha]
"Let's go, let's take a look." Coaxed together, and suddenly nine Zhao Houde's peasants stared at a farmer, hooking their shoulders and walking towards the ambush site.
……
Ding, the battle began, a small battlefield was established, and the peasants saw Zhao Houde and the five brothers and sisters of the Zhao family appear in front of them with shiny watermelon knives in the sheath.
The peasants were not surprised to tremble, and their upper and lower teeth fought:
"Brother...... Brother, what's ...... How...... Do? ”
The other is also a sad face with a sad face and a slurred pronunciation:
"Brother...... Elder brother...... Junior...... Brother, let's ...... We...... Come on...... Run......"
Still trembling and afraid, Zhao Houde had already come to the peasants.
The two and three brothers glanced at each other, and suddenly pounced on one of the peasants beside them, and suddenly nine peasants were knocked down at once, leaving only three peasants whose legs were shaking like a sieve.
"Hiss......"
"Hiss......"
Zhao Houde held the scabbard in his left hand, and slowly and steadily pulled out the watermelon knife with his right hand, and slowly walked towards the remaining three farmers.
"I surrender, we surrender, don't kill us" The remaining three peasants were suddenly frightened and weakened, fell to their knees, and surrendered repeatedly.
Zhao Houde "choked", pulled out the watermelon knife and pointed to a farmer who was pressed to the ground and said viciously:
"What about you? Cast...... Still is...... Not to surrender? ”
The frightened farmer screamed "ah":
"I surrender, surrender, lord spare my life!"
Zhao Houde pointed the knife again, and the rest of the peasants who were pressed to the ground shouted:
"What about you? Be...... Fall...... Still is...... Don't drop ......? ”
At this time, Liangmaosan stood up and said:
"Surrender, everyone, with the lord we can get out of this island, isn't the hope of our ancestors to get out of here and see the outside world?"
"And most importantly, you know our ...... The lord ...... "Two cents stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhao Houde, who said passionately:
"His ...... Sky...... What is Fu? ”
"[Peasants] ours (God-given Lords).
Only his talent can make us peasants pick up weapons other than dung forks when we fight."
"Only with the talent of [Peasants] can we have the opportunity to upgrade to a more powerful class, such lords don't follow, do you want to follow those lords who treat us peasants as consumables?"
The peasants woke up:
"Okay, surrender, we surrendered, two cents five (two cents eight)...... Still don't let me go? ”
Suddenly, a line of reminder information appeared in front of Zhao Houde's eyes.
[You won a battle and twelve peasants surrendered, do you accept it?] Yes/No. 】
Zhao Houde cautiously selected [yes],
Checked the attribute board again [Troops: 26 farmers]
Zhao Houde secretly instructed:
"It's 26, it's not easy, there will be more and more of them, faster and faster, haha."
Two cents and three triumphantly ran over to invite merit:
"Your Excellency, look at what I did beautifully."
Zhao Houde praised without hesitation:
"Yes, you are very good, you are eloquent enough, it is more than enough for you to be a pope"
Liangmao muttered: "What kind of official is this pope?" It looks quite big, and it has an imperial character. ”
Two hairs and three eyes turned,
Blessed to the soul,
With a "bang", the two hairs and three knelt on the ground fiercely.
"Ahem...... "Ahem" Liangmao endured the floating dust and kowtowed again and again:
"Thank you Lord for your appreciation, the little one will definitely be serious, diligent, and do a good job as a pope."
"Uh......" Zhao Houde was dumbfounded.
Zhao Qimei stroked her palms and said that she was very happy and snickered.
The four brothers of Zhao Da and the peasants beat their hands and feet:
"How can such a good opportunity let this kid go, heaven is unfair!"
Zhao Houde's brain turned quickly, anyway, it was a blank check, and he should bear it first, and then a new sect was freshly baked, Zhao Houde immediately looked solemn, and said with a rigorous attitude:
"Well, I've been thinking about starting a sect lately, huh! It is the [World Gospel] Church, in which I am the main god, my sister is a holy woman, Zhao Da Zhao 2, Zhao 3, Zhao 4 are the elders, and a few of us are usually high above and ignore the world. ”
"Then there is the Pope, who leads the earthly Church and manages the members of the Church, and is divided into twelve cardinal archbishops, many bishops, presiding priests, priests, etc., as well as the heads of the major knights, who are also subject to the Pope's control."
[Holy Maiden]? Zhao Yimei tilted her head and thought about it, feeling that this title was quite 'high', and decided to forgive Zhao Houde for giving herself an official without her consent.
The four brothers of Zhao shook hands and hugged each other happily, celebrating that the four brothers had each gained a big fat shortage. The scene is so exciting, it is touching.
The two hairs and three listened directly to the whole body twitching, confused, and shouted in their hearts that this time they hugged the thighs, the big thick legs of Tietie.
Stammered and asked unconfidently:
"Lord...... My lord, this ...... Such a big ...... of the officer, the little ...... Is the small one dry? ”
Zhao Houde is heroic and dry,
Will-wrenching:
"Why are you afraid? I will be behind you in all things, and I will bear it when the sky falls. I'm afraid of a yarn, you just have to work hard for me. ”
"Get up, you'll be the Pope in the future, you have to have the courage of a big man, understand?"
Two cents and three got up and patted the dust "cough cough"
"Yes, my lord." As he spoke, he wiped his tears from his eyes.
Zhao Houde said strangely:
"Why are you crying?"
Two Mao San wiped his tears and said:
"I'm so moved, in this life, except for my deceased Abba Eminem, the lord is the best for me."
"No, it's much better than my mom and dad. From now on, ...... you will be my own father...... father, father...... If you want me to do anything, I can do it. He swore categorically.
"Congratulations to the lord for having a son, hehe......" Zhao Qimei covered her mouth and smiled and bent over.
"This ...... This...... It's so shameless, but how can I feel so envious," the peasants looked at and complained in their hearts.
"Uh, oh my God!" Zhao Houde stroked his forehead painfully.
So, in the world of heroes and invincibles, the eternal church [World Gospel] church appeared in such a strange way in this forest tree.