Chapter 397: The Twins' Biggest Dream
Before the crossing, I had seen the so-called political marriage in many novels and TV, this kind of union that has no love at all, and I don't even know what the other party looks like, and I still had a rather gloating mentality at that time, thinking that if the other party is a fat pig prince or a sow princess, then wouldn't this person be very pitiful?
However, I would never have imagined that after the crossing, one day, I would have this kind of thing, which made me feel like I was in a dream, as if Nan Ke was dreaming, and I felt that the scenes around me had become blurred, as long as I twisted my thighs, my real self would wake up in the sleep of the original world.
It's impossible, I definitely don't want to think of all the yiqiΔ as a dream, I can't leave this world anymore, but I also don't want to get caught up in something as boring as politics.
"Akara, you're not kidding me." I looked at her with a wry smile, as if to find a mischievous smile on her face, but I was disappointed.
"Wu, I beg your pardon, but for the sake of the cooperation between humans and elves, this is probably the most critical step." Facing my piercing eyes, Akara sighed.
"The key to the cooperation between the two clans lies in the attitude of our alliance adventurers and elves, this support operation has indeed made some progress in the relationship between the two sides, and in the future, the life increase potion will also take a big step forward in this relationship, but it is not enough, and a key hub is needed for both sides to let down their guard, therefore. That's why I made this decision. β
"Isn't there any other way?"
"There may be, but I think it's the easiest way to avoid casualties. The most straightforward and effective method. β
"Does it have to be me?" I continued to ask.
"There's no way around it, among the people in the alliance who are not 100 years old, do you want to let an old guy like Farah go. If you do this, I am afraid it will not be a marriage, but an insult and a provocation. β
"I, what's wrong with me? I think when I was young, Farah was also a handsome guy who was loved by everyone and bloomed with flowers. Look at it, where is this face old, mature, and vicissitudes, do you understand? Why can't you be worthy of that queen girl? It's because those elves don't have vision and don't understand what connotation is. β
Hearing Akara say this, Farah suddenly reluctant, pointed to his old face and leaned in front of us, and pleaded loudly.
"Alright, you guy stand aside for me."
Akara, who had always been kind, couldn't help but knock his head on the head with a cane.
There seems to be little reason to find it. It's as if they're all in charge. Is this also called an obligation? Although it is an obligation and a burden to marry an elf like the elf queen, who must be 100% beautiful. It seems that this kind of thinking is a bit underwhelming for other men, if they are single. It must have raised both hands in favor, but now I have so many ties. To be honest, there is already a feeling of "fullness", this elf queen, this disgusting marriage, really confuses me what to do.
"You are patronizing and oppressing me, and it is unknown whether the other party agrees or not."
It suddenly occurred to me that although it was a bit depressing to belittle myself like this, a young man like myself with a mediocre appearance, a lazy personality, and no ambitions, the elven queen who sat on the other throne of the Twin Stars on the mainland with her true talent and ability, may not be able to look down on it.
"You can rest assured that this matter is not our idea, but the other party, that is, the elf queen herself."
Speaking of this, Akara smiled and narrowed his eyes, but no, what is right in the middle, this is it.
I was stunned, suddenly turned my back, secretly took out a mirror that had accumulated a lot of dust from the inventory, and looked left and right, could it be that after level 30, the skills have increased, and the person has become handsome?
"Forget it, you're just a handsome guy......" The old drunkard's words sounded from behind him, but I didn't expect this old woman to be quite discerning.
"I was trampled on the face by the camel and mule beast a few times."
Kill you, I'm going to kill you, even if I can't kill you, I'll buy all the wine in the whole camp, and then take it all on your ground to feed the pigs, and make you miserable. I turned my head and glared at Kashya, but to be honest, I felt a lot more comfortable knowing that it was not them who brought it up, but the elven queen, after all, the depression of being oppressed by my own people was much less.
Seeing that I was silent, Akara couldn't help but smile slightly.
"Wu, this matter can be regarded as suing you in advance, lest you keep muttering behind my old wife that we are secretly using you, since it is in advance, it must not be so fast, now humans and elves are in a delicate period of relationship, if they marry at this time, the consequences are difficult to predict, only after this transitional period is stabilized, so that both parties have a general understanding, is the time for real implementation."
"How long will it take?"
"Well, I can't say for sure, but I guess it will take two or three years."
Damn, so far away things are you going to take out to scare me now?
"Aren't we afraid that you will be muttering behind your back again when the time comes, and we will secretly hide it until now to sue you?" Looking at my depressed appearance, Akara's tone was quite innocent.
"And, even if you get married, you don't have much of a burden, to be honest, this marriage is just a formality, just to let the two clans have a reason to accept each other, if you are not happy, just after getting married, show your face in the elf clan for a few days, and tell those elves their own savings, and, even if you are willing, you have to see if another elf queen who is not inferior to your achievements is willing to do it."
At the end of the day, Akara began to laugh at the beginning, as if he saw two continental twin stars sitting on the bed. The scene of staring at each other with big eyes and no one convincing anyone.
"Don't be complacent, I haven't agreed yet, you have to think about it."
I couldn't help but laugh when I saw these four guys. The root of my tooth itched suddenly, but I also knew that it was just talking angry. This damn political zhì marriage. I still have to go through the motions.
After the meeting ended, the old drunkard followed behind me, because of what she just said, I don't want to pay attention to this poisonous old woman at all.
"I said, boy, you're too dissatisfied, you're about to marry the elf queen. There is also a dead face. "The old drunkard was cheeky and caught up with me, walking side by side.
"If you like, you can marry."
I glared at her, who was it that I was at fault with a straight face? It's not the queen, it's you, bastard.
"If the queen likes women, I don't mind."
The old drunkard Tian said shamelessly, listen, the cheeky is so thick-skinned, can this really be called a human being? It wasn't a mud monster coming out of a swamp.
"Let's be honest. Isn't that great? Even if there is no emotion. The other party is also a beauty, so she cares so much. It's just OOXX, anyway, it's a sure win for you men. β
The old drunkard's words are unpleasant. But it undoubtedly explains the essence of most men, so. I patted her on the shoulder.
"You guy, it's a great blessing for the Dark Continent not to be a man."
"Are you afraid of Velas...... I can't tell you're still a good man. "Even if I say so, the old drunkard still haunts me.
"Of course, I'm worried that they will be sad, but if it's just like this, it won't be a problem at all, as long as Akara uses her mouth and knows the righteousness, I'm afraid they will persuade me in turn when the time comes." I rolled my eyes. /
"That's right, why exactly?"
I said, are you so obsessed with the reason for my depression? glanced at her helplessly.
"Burden, burden, although Akara said that I don't need to spend too much time and energy on this matter, it is true on the surface, but, as the bridge responsible for connecting the two races, there are countless humans and elves every day to connect with us, how can there be no burden? This is clearly to put the burden of maintaining the relationship between the two races on the two of us, once you say the wrong word, do the wrong thing, it may lead to irreparable results, do you say there is a burden? β
"You can see it pretty clearly."
The old drunkard looked at me in astonishment, as if he couldn't believe that I could think of so much with my mediocre intelligence.
"Thanks for the compliment."
I couldn't get angry with this bastard, and sighed silently.
"My earth's heart, my shoulders, and the earth that can bear are only the weight of ordinary people, and you have been pressing too much burden on this, I am afraid that sooner or later, I will collapse.
Kashya was silent as well, and after a while, she suddenly turned around and said something that surprised me.
"Wu, if one day, you can't bear it and can't bear it, sue me, and I'll help you get out of the alliance."
I stared at her with wide eyes, this guy, is he encouraging me to defect from the Alliance? Damn, she's not going to be some depraved person in Kashya's skin right now.
"I think you want me to sue you when the time comes, and then you will immediately destroy me humanely." BS glanced at her.
"What I'm saying is true, think about it, instead of letting you run away and resent the alliance after you can't bear it, why don't you reach the critical point, I'll give you a hand, at least you won't have too much resistance to the alliance in the future, and you can't say that you can continue to help us do some small things when the time comes, right?"
"This ......"
At first glance, Kasha's words are indeed a bit outrageous, but if you think about it carefully, it is not unreasonable.
"You guy, I really doubt you're a traitor sent by the Fallen Alliance."
In the end, I can only shake a wry smile and defect from the alliance? I've never had such an idea, after all, except for the occasional burden thrown by Akara, the principles of the Alliance, and every adventurer in the Alliance, are very much to their taste.
"Come, come, come. Let's not talk about this, I heard that your kid has made great progress, and we have been here for a few hands. The old drunkard grinned and couldn't help but say. He took me by the shoulders and walked towards the old place.
As a result, despite mastering the heart of madness, I still lost badly, and the old drunkard used his full equipment. But she didn't use her real strength, and she may not even have half of her strength, because she didn't open up the field.
She told me that the transformation of the blood bear would just be restrained by a master like herself who was dexterous and extremely fast, and there was no way, a tall man who was more than ten meters tall. No matter how flexible you are, if you face an opponent who is several times more agile in speed and body than you, you will be restrained.
For example, Carlos, I'm not worse than him now, maybe even slightly better in terms of overall strength, but he's just a speed master, if it's really against him, he may not be able to kill me, but I'm still not his opponent. Even if you add up the light snow, it's all the same. In the face of his absolute speed, I deeply realized that all laws can be broken. Only the truth that is fast and unbreakable.
Of course, if he dares to be negligent. I will also let him deeply experience what it means to be careless in Jingzhou.
In short, this competition with the old drunkard. Although I was still very helpless to be knocked on the head, but I really felt the improvement of strength, in the past, I couldn't imagine comparing my strength with Carlos, but now, I have the confidence to protect myself in his hands, and even if he has a flaw, the defeat may turn into a victory.
When I returned home with a hint of excitement, this small excitement suddenly turned into great joy, the two twin daughters, Siruth and Echoru, were already looking forward to the door, the two little ones put on the princess clothes I had made for them, one black and one white, the cute skirts and embellished ribbons danced in the wind, like two little angels, while calling Daddy sweetly, when they were still two meters away, they flew up and crashed into my arms with a bang.
Daddy, this is a burden that makes me happy.
"Little baby, Daddy wants you to die."
I kissed the little angels on the cheeks, and I picked them up, and they seemed to have grown a lot taller, and the two little ones were also 11 years old.
"Dad, guess what, who is the sister and who is the sister?" The black princess asked as she blinked her big black eyes.
I found out that originally, the left ponytail is Siluth, and the right ponytail is Echolu, probably to accompany this princess outfit, the two little guys will hang down their black straight hair, draped behind them, a little less lively, but more elegant and luxurious, at a young age, has bloomed amazing beauty.
It's just that in this way, except for the different colors of the clothes, the two people are exactly the same, which makes it difficult to tell the difference.
However, this is only relative to the others, and in my eyes, there are too many factors that can distinguish them from each other besides the ponytail.
"You little naughty little one is Echoru." Gently kissed Eco on the face of the black princess, she was slightly stunned, and then coquettish.
"I'm not a little naughty, I'm the most obedient to my father."
I smiled slightly, and kissed the slightly shy Siruth on the cheek: "You're Siruth, right." β
Ceros, who was dressed in a white princess outfit, smiled sweetly and nodded obediently.
The biggest difference between the twins is that the older sister Siruth is well-behaved and shy, sometimes a little confused, while the younger sister Echolu is lively and cute, but there is no lack of carefulness, which can be said to complement each other, but even if two people are dressed with the same expression, standing together silently and not speaking, I have many ways to tell who is who?
Reason? Because I'm their father, if I can't even do that, how can I be their father?
With Aunt Sari here, and Lal and they are back, I naturally chose to go to their house to eat, of course, the most important thing is to show off my two precious daughters to the three strips, I will never admit it.
"Ha-owe !!"
From afar I heard Lal's sneezing, and it was said, only that the three men had eaten the remaining mushrooms last night, and then fell into the courtyard, and slept until dawn. As a result, the mosquitoes were fed, not to mention, Lal also caught a cold, what a pathetic fellow.
"Daughter, your baby big brother is here."
I saw a group of us from afar. Ral shouted loudly at the top of his voice, sad, he felt that he was really sad enough, and the sari had become fierce lately. His favorite baby daughter was also snatched away by another man, and at this moment, Lal only felt that the weather was colder than when he slept in the yard last night.
"Big brotherβ"
As soon as Lal's words were finished, a shadow rushed out of the room and rushed towards him. Seeing that Lal was jealous again, daughter, when Dad, when I came back from training, you didn't use this speed to rush out to greet you.
He also didn't want to think about how it could be at this speed when he came back from the training in Rog's camp, when he came back from training, and Sara had not been trained as a mercenary? This guy is purely full of food and has nothing to do, and he is looking for embarrassment.
The little angel who pounced on him originally wanted to be like before. Jumped straight and hung my body around my neck. But I found that there were already two little angels being held by me on the left and right, and there was no place in front of them. So she hesitated for a moment and walked around behind me. Suddenly, he jumped up and hung my neck from behind. Wrapped around my back like a koala.
"Sister Sarah."
The voices of Si Ruth and Ikeru are very soft, and their mouths are very sweet, they are simply killed by men and women, who is called to eat honey, and the salad that was coaxed open by the two sisters also greeted them with a bright smile, and suddenly, one big, two and three Lori used my body as a platform to play voice chat.
Hey, could you please take care of me as a "chat place"? Don't just hang on to other people and chat, especially you, little salad, don't you think that hanging your neck from the front and hanging your neck from the back are completely different pleasures for me? You're strangling my neck right now, you're leaving your future husband breathless and dying!
I was completely powerless to complain, carrying the weight of three loli's on my body, and was overwhelmed by the girl's beautiful and lovely dress, and the pair of feet that were exposed, like the 25,000 miles of the Red Army, step by step, the face that was exposed, like eating durian, painful and happy.
When Lal saw my appearance, he was immediately happy, and then he looked at the twins, the little beauty embryos, and showed envious eyes, thinking that my daughter was robbed by you, so I should charge some interest on your daughter.
So, the guy strode forward very coquettishly, revealing his usual hypocritical paladin temperament, and smiled very kindly at Siruth and Echoru.
"Are you Wu Zhi's daughter? It's cute, I'm Salad's father, Wu's brother, and his future father-in-law, if you don't mind, you can call me dad too. β
This guy can't have eaten dream mushrooms yesterday and is still dreaming.
The shy Siruth cringed a little at Laar's familiarity, while the bold Echoru stared curiously at the dignified Laar, and suddenly turned around and asked.
"Dad, is this the lewd paladin uncle you often talk about?"
"Wu, you bastard!!"
Above Rogge, Lal's roar and my laughter could be heard in the distance.
"Sister Sali, is the meal ready, I'm dying of hunger."
**Before it was hot, Doug and Geff, the two kings of rubbing rice, stepped into the gate on time before the sun went down, and just came to the yard, Doug pulled up his broken throat, for fear that others would not know that he was here to rub rice.
"Wu, are these your two daughters?"
The twins were so conspicuous that as soon as I stepped through the door, Doug's voice piercing my eardrums rang out again, startling Siruth and Echoru, who were originally whispering to Salad, and they hid in my arms and looked at them timidly.
No way, compared to the twins who are only one meter two or three, these two barbarians who are close to three meters tall are not exaggerated to describe them as small mountains, plus the tattoos on their faces, they are particularly hideous to children, and they stand in front of them, that oppressive height, it is false to say that they are not afraid.
Realizing that he had frightened the two cuties, Doug scratched his head embarrassedly, and Geff behind him showed a silly smile, although compared to humans, barbarians have a very different way of judging beauty and ugliness, but in the face of cuties like Siruth and Echoru, no matter who they are, they will be cute.
"Oh, training in a priest's bootcamp? Hard work, isn't it? β
Slowly, after discovering that the two tall barbarians were not as terrible as they looked, and that Ral's line did not resemble the strange uncle who abducted children in the legend, the twins gradually grew bolder, at least not hiding behind me for shelter as they had at the beginning.
"It's not hard, everyone is a good person, especially Grandma Akara, Ikeru is very happy." Echolu, who was dressed as a black princess, shook her head a little stiffly.
"Little Echolu's biggest dream in the future is to become a great priest? It's amazing. Lal cocked his thumb, worthy of a woman who had come, knowing that the child could not stand the praise, but this time he slapped the horse's leg.
Siros and Acelo looked at each other and shook their heads in unison.
"What, the priest is not good?" The unexpected reaction made Ral slightly stunned.
"Uncle Lal, no, it is indeed our dream to become a priest." Siruth blushed and hung her head shyly, not daring to look at everyone's eyes, and Ikeru, who was talking and doing things on the side, followed her words and said proudly.
"But my biggest dream and I have is to be Daddy's bride."
Everyone looked at each other, and then they all looked at me with your perverted eyes, I didn't do anything, wronged.
At this time, Aunt Sari came out to relieve me, and I saw her smile faintly: "Honey, I remember that Salad also said such things when she was young." β
Ral was slightly stunned, as if he remembered something, and a warm smile appeared on his face, but soon, the smile turned to frustration.
"Woo, I used to tell this a lot before I was six years old, but why haven't I said it since? Dad, I'm so sad! β
Coincidentally, everyone's eyes fell on the perverted BS.