Chapter 148: On the eve of the final

Simon Satoshi's vivid and vivid descriptions made the mimoscad a little suspicious at first, then opened her mouth in surprise, and finally her mouth was wide open, and she was able to stuff Simon Satoshi's entire head.

At the beginning, the mimoscad man would interrupt Simon Sang's narration at any time to ask questions in his heart or express his disbelief.

However, Simon felt that it was too troublesome to make up things little by little to deceive the mimoscad, so he asked the mimostry man to wait until he had finished talking before she asked questions.

In this way, it is convenient for Simon Satoshi to compile together, otherwise it is easy to leave flaws one by one, and the compilation is not overall enough.

"You're done?"

The mimostry man asked.

"That's it, I'm amazing, after separating from you, I have experienced Bucklu Gu Onion, Onion Quickly Hit the City Cave, Onion Surrendered to the Vegetative Man, Llion Clever Record into the City, Llion Wisdom and Courage to Save People, Llion Single-handedly Banned Planting Ring, Llion Reluctant to Take Over the Heavy Task, Scallop Strength Breaks the Royal City, Lush Ten Capture Dreams, and the Palace Kneels and Descends Shallow."

"Every story in this is singable and exciting, and I believe that whoever listens to it can't help but applaud and applaud."

"Every story in this also reflects my wisdom and courage, both intelligence and intelligence, clever calculation, like a god, strategizing, jade and gold, with one enemy and thousand, invincible in the world, unparalleled in the world, eloquent and strategic, through the world and the earth."

"But what I'm talking about is still depicted from my simple and unpretentious language, otherwise these stories will be even more earth-shattering and upside down."

"Who made me stupid, my clumsy tongue can tell you all this without losing details, it's already rare.

"Hey, there's no way, who didn't let me not have a three-inch mouth that can speak, have chapters, sharp teeth, and have a mouth like a river."

Satoshi shook his head, he showed a feeling of pity and regret.

"I suspect you're bragging, what kind of mouth work you have, others don't understand, don't I understand?"

"I'm really not bragging, you see the sky is empty, where can you see the cow? If you don't believe it, forget it. ”

The mimostry man is in a complicated mood right now, and he doesn't know whether to trust Simon Satoshi or not.

"But, the vegetative people said..."

Before the mimosaki man finished speaking, Satoshi Ximen interjected directly.

"Oh, don't always listen to other people's nonsense, especially don't believe those vegetative people."

"Those vegetative people don't know anything but nonsense, they say that when I cut the rope to save you, those two perfect planters don't look back, and go straight away, that's all nonsense."

"You can know with your big head and little ass that those two perfect planters are not stupid, and the rope they are pulling behind is broken, can they not know?"

"That's because I used my sword strength to deter them, and used my sword qi to oppress them, so they didn't dare to turn back and left in disgrace, this is an invisible confrontation, only perfect plant people can see it, those plant people don't understand a single fart."

"Otherwise, how can it be so easy to save you back. Also, when I took you and Nan Fei to the city wall, I also met two perfect planters, and I had an earth-shattering fight with the two of them before leaving the royal city in style. ”

"Do those vegetative people know about this? Those vegetative people don't have a strong perception, even if the sky falls, they are still standing stupidly, their brains have degenerated into paste, and their mouths are degraded slowly. ”

Ximen Cong made up two perfect planting people that didn't exist, this is to deal with Zhu Zhuang, Chisan and Bai Niang, in case they know that they didn't fight when they saved people, aren't the stories he made up before all exposed?

So he made up two perfect plants that fought with him out of nothing, and when the three of them asked him, he said that he had consumed too much in the battle at that time, and his memory was a little biased, but in fact, he only fought with two perfect plants whose third leg was thicker than Zhu Zhuang's thighs when he ran to the edge of the city wall.

Anyway, the things he made up, and no eyewitnesses saw them, and no one could debunk them, even if a vegetative person stood up and said that it didn't feel it in the royal city, it was because it didn't feel it strongly, and it didn't mean that this thing was fake.

Moreover, now even the royal city is gone, and the physical evidence has been destroyed without a trace.

"Hahaha, that's it, I'm making it up very real, I'm really a little genius, now there is no human and material evidence, who dares to casually say that I made it up, I'll kill him as a turtle grandson, yes, I'll beat him to death and make him talk."

The villain in Simon Cong's mind couldn't help but stretch out his thumbs up and give himself a thumbs up.

When he saw that the mimoscad man still didn't answer him, he said again, "Did those vegetative people tell you that I was holding a lightsaber when I saved you?" ”

The mimostry man shook his head.

"Look, they can't even remember these details, so why are you listening to them?"

"They're vegetative people trapped in the royal city, and they don't have any to do all day, so they like to make up their own stories and tell them to each other for fun."

Ximen Cong pursed his lips, he was now very dissatisfied with those rescued vegetative people in the royal city, and was ready to go back and educate them well.

He saw that the mimostry man still showed a very tangled expression, so he still used the classic old trick to change the subject.

He touched the clothes that the mimostry man was wearing now and said, "Shame, where did you get this dress?" It's made of bamboo silk, it's very good-looking, it's very slippery. ”

The mimoscad man continued to struggle with whether to believe Simon Satoshi or not, and said, "My original dress was in tatters, and when I woke up, I saw this dress in the room, so I put it on." ”

"Oh, I see, did you feel anything in your body when you woke up? Especially in special places, will it hurt? ”

Simon Satoshi thought that he had taken advantage of the mimosa man to be unconscious and played with the mimosa leaf-like hair in her hair for a long time, so he asked tentatively to see if what he had done had been discovered by her.

"Feelings? I woke up feeling fine, I didn't feel anything, it was..."

"What's it?"

"You talk about pain, I remember, my body is the mimosa leaf-like hair on my head, it's unusually sore, I don't know why?"

"Oh, I think you've been in a coma for too long, that's why it's like this."

"Really?"

"Yes, yes, that's it, that's right, that's right."

Simon Satoshi knew that he had been playing with the mimosa man's leaf-like hair for too long, so it was very sore now, but it was easy to fool the past, and the mimoscada man would not know the real reason.

At this time, Bai Niang and Chi San came over together.

"Boss, I've done all your tasks."

"Not bad, not bad."

"How many people and cats are left who came to participate in the finals of the world's first cat fighting conference?"

"There are more than 20 people and cats still alive."

"It's quite a lot, okay, where did you get them all?"

"It's like a stadium down there."

"Okay, I got them together to hold the finals of the world's first cat fighting competition, and I want to compete as cats myself and defeat those cats."

"Huh? Boss, what are you doing here? ”

The white lady was very puzzled, and Chi San, who had not yet spoken next to her, also said strangely: "Boss, why are you hitting those cats when you have nothing to do?" Also, you are a good person, why do you want to be a green-haired cat? ”

The mimoscad actually didn't understand why Simon was like this, and she waited for Simon to answer the reason.

Simon Stoshi rolled his eyes, thinking about how to fool them?

Why did he hold the finals of the world's first cat fighting conference, and he had to become the green-haired cat himself?

"Hmm... Here's what happened, I'm actually sick. ”

"Huh? Boss, are you sick? ”

"Huh? What's wrong with you, boss? ”

A doubt between Chisan and Bai Niang was not answered, and a new doubt appeared.

"That's right, that's right, you're sick, you're right."

The mimoscad, however, didn't seem surprised at all when Satoshi Silmon said he was sick.

"My disease is called obsessive-compulsive disorder, if I go to do something and don't finish it thoroughly, I will not be happy, I will be very uncomfortable."

"That's why I'm going to hold the finals of the world's first cat fighting conference, because I'm already halfway through the competition, and I'm just short of the finals."

"That's the reason, don't ask questions, I beat other cats to the ground, and after becoming the champion of the world's first cat fighting conference, I will personally go to save the former boss of Bucklew."

"At that time, my body should have completely recovered, and the younger brother of Su Ye is not good, no, he is a bad generation, and Su Ye is my grandson."

Ximen Cong said and directly led to the fact that he was going to save Bakru, diverting the attention of Chisan and Bai Niang.

"Boss, do you really want to save the former boss? You have to be cautious and cautious! ”

Bai Niang wanted Simon to think about it again.

"yes, yes, why don't you go? The current situation of our rebel army is very good, you must not force yourself, your body must recover to 250%, and then go to the final battle with the night, you must not be strong. ”

Chi San directly persuaded Simon Cong not to go.

Ximen Cong heard the persuasion of Bai Niang and Zhu Zhuang, sighed and stood up.

"Bai Niang, Zhu Zhuang, Boss Bucklu is so kind to me, I will not give up saving him."

"Don't worry, I'll definitely wait until I'm in good physical condition before I go to fight with Suye."

"I've already decided on this matter, so you don't have to persuade me anymore."

The mimosque-man knew that Satoshi was going to fight Sue, and looked at Satoshi with concern, her watery gaze fell on Satoshi Ximen's body, but she didn't speak.

"Okay, Bai Niang, you go and prepare for the finals of the world's first cat fighting conference, what about the specific process, you find a staff member who is still alive at the world's first cat fighting conference and ask."

"Also, you take shame away and change her into the uniform of the world's first cat fighting competition, she is the participant who took me to the competition."

The white lady responded: "Okay, boss." ”

Simon Cong nodded, and said to the mimosa man beside him: "Shame, you follow the white lady to change into the competition clothes, and we will meet at the venue where the finals will be held in a while." ”

The mimoscad man stopped talking, only said "yes", and left with the white lady.

Only Satoshi and Chisan are left here.

"Boss, you're so powerful, too smart, too strong."

As soon as the white lady and the mimostry man walked away, Chisan shouted praise for Simon Satoshi.

"This kind of well-known thing, you don't need to say it anymore, I'm so good, I'm also very troubled, hey."

"Boss, you are not only a great accomplishment in your career, but you are also quite powerful in your family."

"Family? Terrible? Why? ”

"Hey, Boss, I know what you mean by what you want me to bring shame to me."

"What do I tell you to bring shame to me? What did I mean by asking you to bring her? ”

"Hehe, Zhu Zhuang told me, the vegetative man he brought with him is your wife who was snatched away, and you asked me to bring shame because you don't want your eldest wife and younger wife to meet, otherwise something will happen, boss, you are so powerful."

"Huh? Zhu Zhuang told you that the vegetative man he was carrying was my wife? ”

"Yes, yes, but he didn't say it directly."

"Didn't say it directly? So what did he say? ”

I asked him who the vegetative man he was carrying, and he whispered into my ear and told me. His exact words were: 'Don't ask more, the boss won't let me tell anyone that this vegetative person is his wife, this matter is a secret, no matter how much you ask, I won't tell you, huh.'" ”