Huang Ke put on makeup and put on a new pair of diamond earrings, which looked like they were at least two or three thousand.

"What else?" Mu Chun really broke the casserole and asked to the end, walking around with a cup in his hand, although Huang Ke hoped that he could sit down and talk well, but with her temper, she was not embarrassed to ask in front of the doctor.

"And three boxes of condoms."

"What? Three boxes? ”

"Yes, it's still the big box."

"So much?"

Mu Chun's mouth was bigger than the mouth of the cup, "It's over, it's over, it's over." ”

"What do you mean? I'm finished, he's a very strong man in this regard. ”

Huang Ke smiled, but there was no sadness, just a very embarrassed smile.

"Strong enough to be like that?" Mu Chun sat on the seat, took out his mobile phone from the drawer, opened the shopping website, and quickly typed in the words "avoidance-pregnancy condom", Mu Chun was dazzled, until Huang Ke asked, "What is the doctor looking at?" ”

Mu Chun came to his senses from the piles of goods.

"Sorry, I just wanted to know how big the box is, is that it?"

Mu Chun opened several product pages in turn.

"This? 18pcs per box? ”

Huang Ke shook his head.

"And 32 per box?"

Huang Ke still didn't nod, just moved his gaze to the floor.

Mu Chun was completely crazy and had to ask clearly, "Okay, there are still here, 78 only, I can't find more." Isn't that the case? ”

Huang Ke nodded, "But it's not this brand." ”

"Okay, I got it."

After confirming the quantity, Mu Chun threw the phone back in the drawer and sighed.

"This is also amazing, I heard a joke, saying that in the past, very early days, condoms were sent to many remote areas, where many people had a relatively low level of education, probably in the eighties and nineties of the last century, these things were distributed to every household, for healthy conception and other reasons!"

Huang Ke nodded hesitantly, in fact, she didn't understand what was going on in the eighties and nineties, and seeing that Mu Chun said it was like the truth, she still nodded.

"Those condoms that are distributed to every household are naturally going to be used, right?"

Mu Chun covered his mouth and laughed secretly, and before he could continue to finish, he had already slept on the table with a smile.

Huang Ke was a little embarrassed, so he could only bite the bullet and reluctantly laughed a few times.

"When the staff distributes these things to every household, they will seriously tell everyone that this thing is for the sake of your health, and you must remember to use it. After a while, the business of family planning clinics in many places is still as good as before, or even better. That's not right, isn't it already distributed for free, and delivered door-to-door, and taken care of it seriously and must be used, how can it still be like this? ”

"How so?" Huang Ke couldn't understand the story either.

Mu Chunqiang couldn't help laughing, took a sip of coffee, moistened his throat, and continued, "What should I do later? Then I sent those staff to go door-to-door to investigate the use of the product, and as a result, everyone said that it was used. ”

Huang Ke didn't understand it even more.

"After another period of time, the business of the family planning clinic was still very good, and the relevant departments were very angry, someone must have secretly taken these things home, and they were not distributed to every household on time and in quantity, after all, those things were not cheap at that time, so I changed a group of people and sent some more, and it turned out that after a few months.......

Huang Ke interrupted, "Or is it like this? ”

"Smart, as a result, someone asked, is it not the right way to use it, do you want to make some graphic introductions, so that they know how to use it, after all, slipping or breaking will cause unnecessary accidents!"

"Well, yes, it seems, it's indeed ......" Huang Ke didn't know what to say.

"Later, the staff asked some people how to use these things, and those people said, how to say it, it is hard, it doesn't taste good when cooked, and it doesn't taste as good as jellyfish skin, crisp and not crispy, rotten and not rotten."

The muscles on Huang Ke's face suddenly squeezed together, and then he smiled again, "Oh my God, this isn't a joke." ”

Covering your face with your hands is really ridiculous.

"So, with so many of these things in your husband's drawer, I thought of this joke, is it funny?"

Huang Ke nodded and shook his head, it's funny, it's funny, but why does her husband put so many of these things?

Does he really need so much?

"78 per box, even if one a day takes two and a half months, three a day takes nearly a month, how strong is he."

Huang Ke stopped laughing, this is nothing funny, his husband obviously has such a strong need in this regard, and he hasn't touched himself for more than two years, this kind of thing is really the biggest joke in the world.

"Maybe it's not as bad as you think, I mean, maybe it's used for something else, you see, didn't someone eat it cold before!"

Mu Chun couldn't help laughing, but in the end he didn't hold back.

"How so? Doesn't he know what this stuff is for? Don't comfort me, I think that's it. ”

Huang Ke's trust in Liu Xiaoju suddenly collapsed.

Mu Chun handed over the tissue, and Huang Ke shed tears.

A gust of autumn wind blew outside the window, and Liu Xiaoju was originally in a meeting, but suddenly stood up and ran to the toilet.

The employee in the toilet saw Liu Xiaoju's face flush and pushed the door in, and quickly lifted his pants and walked slowly past him.

Liu Xiaoju was the only one left in the whole toilet, he locked the toilet door from the inside, and then screwed the faucets on the two wash basins to the maximum, and then turned around and checked the two small doors in the toilet on one side, and after making sure that there was not even a mouse, he took out a small piece of paper-like thing from his pants pocket, bit it with his mouth, and then untied his pants tremblingly, and after taking off his pants, Liu Xiaoju in the mirror looked at a huge behemoth bigger than the five yuan corn that had been boiling at the entrance of the train station. ”

Here we go again, here we go again.

Liu Xiaoju was so anxious that he walked around the toilet, squatting and sticking to the wall, and what he was anxious about was really an ant on a hot pot and a pig on the grill.

I really don't want to use that kind of thing anymore, but I can't think of a better way, every time it's a struggle, every time it's despair.

If you don't go in for a meeting, I'm afraid that everyone is waiting for him alone, so that colleagues or bosses suspect that there is something strange about him, and it is not good to finally get to this position today, and he has not yet sat firmly, how can he easily drop the chain.