Chapter 405: Guarding the Daily Life of Returning...
At the moment when I saw the four big characters of Jingcheng University on a building in the distance...
Fang Ran slammed the balcony door shut, then leaned his back over, covering his face with trembling hands.
Wait a minute.... Wait a minute... Let me brush it up...
First of all, be calm, you must be calm, Fang Ran.
The more times like this come to trial, the more your man's composure will be tested.
And maybe you just read it wrong, as long as you open it normally again, you can see the usual road to school and the next street face-to-face Wang Ji quick frying, and downstairs every day to talk to the lady who went to the morning market to buy vegetables and get up early to play Tai Chi, the competition is fierce...
That's right, it must be like this.
Fang Ran worked hard to self-hypnosis, took a deep breath, calmed his breath and woke himself up from the state of confusion that he hadn't woken up from just opening the balcony door, and then....
Little by little, he slowly opened the balcony door.
The sun was shining, and there were no uncles on the green lawn, so Fang Ran breathed a sigh of relief.
"Whew, speaking of which, after the ladies are gone, I won't be able to see the uncles in the morning.... What a bastard! That's not the problem!! (Angry Fall)
suddenly woke up from his self-hypnosis and cursed, and looked straight at the four golden characters on the top of the building in the distance - Beijing University.
Am I still dreaming?
Fang Ran looked dumbfounded, his face was unwashed, and he opened his mouth wide to look at the scene in front of him.
"Kyo... Capital.. University!? ”
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Let me pick it up!
Let me wonder if my memory is wrong, if I forgot something.
First of all, today is the third day of September, the day of my own school, at the end of last month, I just finished my hellish life called summer special training,
And successfully stabbed all kinds of A-level bigwigs that night, ran all over the capital, not only on TV, but also in a carriage, and finally after wandering around the Dongjiang River for half a night, he accepted the inhumane torture of the queen...
Then, the day before yesterday, I had no way to refuse that person's chips, so I had to add another night game, and finally I was recognized by Sister Fuxing..... Ahh (Crazy)
In the end, the bastard who finally got rid of my brother yesterday, took advantage of the fact that the queen was not paying attention, secretly bought a ticket and returned to Los Angeles, talked with Veronica for a while, and then packed up the room and went to sleep....
Should... I'm not mistaken...
When I closed the curtains before going to bed last night, I clearly saw Uncle Li, who was about to fry Wang Ji, secretly went for a pedicure behind Aunt Chen's back
Why the hell woke up and went to Beijing University!
(╬╯◣д◢)╯(┻━┻(Angry!) )
Fang Ran looked at the scene he had never seen at all, the backstreet path he had to face every morning when he woke up had been completely replaced by a courtyard with a verdant lawn, and not far away it could be connected to the landscape lake of Beijing University.
In addition to its own two-story building, it is a single house like a faculty dormitory, surrounded by a community.
Fang Ran: "......"
Hey, 110, I'm going to call the police, I've encountered an unscientific supernatural event,
Yes, when I wake up, my rental house will move by itself....
"Poof!"
Spurting out a mouthful of old blood, Fang Ran covered his face with both hands, and didn't have the courage to look at the bright morning sunshine again, feeling that his life had lost his way.
Said to return to daily life, said to leave the capital to start a new semester, said good can finally say goodbye to the night war world!?
Is it all my delusion!?
Then just when Fang Ran felt that he was confused and his three views were shattered, the door in the kitchen suddenly opened, well, although it was strange to say, it was the door in the kitchen that opened.
Then Meng Lang's voice was accompanied by a bright and sunny smile on his face, and he smiled at Fang Ran with a thumbs up:
"Yo! Brother, I haven't seen you for a summer vacation, do you miss me? ”
Fang Ran looked at him with a sluggish expression, and behind him was a sigh, rubbing his eyebrows, and Gou Yu, who followed behind, looked at the time on his watch before six o'clock, and sighed helplessly:
"That, Brother Meng, didn't we already ask the night bureau to get ready to move last night, so why do we have to break the biological clock and get up early, anyway, the captain won't run out in the middle of the night."
Fang Ran: "......"
Anyway, why does this conversation give me a strong sense of déjà vu...
"Hehe, that's maybe, in case my brother takes advantage of the two of us' absence, sneaks out at night to find excitement and try the big sword... Hold the grass! ”
Meng Lang said with a wicked smile, and then just turned his head and saw a figure still in pajamas with a bloody mouth open, rushing towards him!
"! I knew it was you again, brother! There is also a little special pretending not to see you for a long time, I obviously just saw your broken face the night before yesterday! ”
After a summer of training, Meng Lang clearly felt that Fang Ran's combat power had grown, and he had grown from the previous battle five scum who could be blocked by one hand to a double battle five scum who had to be held down with two hands!
"I'll go, don't move your mouth, you'll only bite! My sister's I wanted to say the day before yesterday.,That's how you treat my brother who hasn't seen me for a month!? ”
"I don't have a cheating brother like you!"
"Phew! What does my cheating daddy have to do with you! ”
"Rebel!"
"Fuck your sister!"
After a sharp argument, the two quickly scuffled together,
Gou Yu looked at this familiar scene that gave him a headache, shook his head and sighed lightly.
By the way, are you two just going to say hello in this way?
And Brother Meng, you don't deny what the captain said...
"It's morning, I'm going to make some breakfast, what do you want to eat?"
Looking at the two guys on the ground who grabbed their collars and hair to block the door, Gou Yu also gave up his intention to walk out of the kitchen, took off the apron that had been hung on a holiday and asked.
"And Brother An, well, puff, ha, oh, oh, it's super big."
"Oh oh, the cargo legs are scattered, phew! Diagram of Eu and..."
"Fried bacon, scrambled eggs, ham sandwiches and hash browns, then the staple is bread, I remember I put it in..."
Ignoring the two 'elementary school students' on the ground who were already pulling each other's side faces and pulling each other's faces to the sides, and at the same time launching saliva attacks and slurring answers, Gou Yu opened the refrigerator and took a look at the rest of the things.
Thinking that most of the things were fortunately not broken, he rummaged through all kinds of materials and kitchenware that he had carefully put away when he left.
The early morning sun shone on the ground and the two people who were scuffling kept shifting,
After a long battle of more than ten minutes, Fang Ran finally couldn't help but use his nirvana!
He secretly pulled out a box of chocolates and shouted through gritted teeth!
"the, man! Must-kill - climax blow! ”
Then with a fierce look and a vicious smile, he grabbed Meng Lang's lower body with his right hand, and roared in a rough voice!
"There's a to open your pants!"
"Are you the fuck introducing yourself!!"
Looking at the 'sinful' little electric light in Fang Ran's hand, Meng Lang shuddered, crossed his hands to block it, and then roared with a collapsed face and shame!
"Useless brother, in the face of the nirvana that I finally learned after a summer of training, any resistance of yours is in vain!"
Fang Ran pressed towards his wrist and said through gritted teeth at Meng Lang, while Meng Lang, who also used his wrist force, gritted his teeth and used all his strength to block Fang Ran.
"Brother, my brother really can't look at you directly, and he has honed this thing after a summer vacation!"
"I don't care! The account that abducted me to the capital during the summer vacation has not been counted, and this time you fucking turned the house over! ”
"! Aren't you too! What the hell was the night raven the night before! And you even have a top 10 night weapon in the A-class! What exactly did you experience this summer!? ”
The two wrestling with each other sprayed each other, and when they heard Meng Lang shouting this, Fang Ran's brows jumped and his forehead was bruised.
"Who do you think is responsible for this..."
Speaking of his sad and angry summer vacation, talking about his miserable life with the beach, big sister in bikini, and beach castle without a perfect score in all subjects, Fang Ran looked at the 'root cause of chaos' in front of him, took a deep breath and let out the last roar!
"Unforgivable, brother, give me an orgasm!!"
"Phew, I'm not going to be by a guy to!"
Listening to Fang Ran's terrible and impeccable lines from the inside out, Meng Lang yelled at him angrily!
And at this moment, the kitchen had just put the fried bacon and eggs on the plate, and Gou Yu, who was making sandwiches, listened to the conversation between the two outside in a speechless cold sweat.
Do you two know what you're talking about?
Then, just as Gou Yu was thinking about when the two of them would be over, he only heard a crisp voice that could no longer suppress his anger, gritting his teeth coldly and contemptuously!
"You two fools, give me !! death"
Bang!!!
Gou Yu, who had just come out of the kitchen with a prepared breakfast, saw a light-blonde mixed-race girl floating above the two, and her delicate face was still angry.
Fang Ran and Meng Lang, who were hit by the impact of telekinesis and flew out two meters away, let out two screams one after another.
"Ahh
"Ahh
Then the key parts of the wrestling between the two also collided together because of their position, and Fang Ran's wrist with a weak current flickering due to the [Thunder Card] was just right....
Sandwiched between the private parts of the two, and then....
"Ahh Uh-huh... Huh~~Ah~~"
"Ahh Hmm... Uh-huh.... Uh-huh~~~"
At the same time, he let out an indescribable moan that he wanted to suppress but couldn't suppress.
"These two... Hopeless... Stupid stupid...."
Gou Yu looked at Ling, who was trembling with anger, and at the same time, her face was crimson because of this scene, so she directly flicked her long sleeves and disappeared, not wanting to face these two fools again.
"Ugh...."
With fried bacon, scrambled eggs, ham sandwiches and hash browns, and slices of bread with jam for breakfast, placed on the table, Gou Yu walked over to the two of them who were knocked away by Ling and suffered some indescribable sourness.
"Are you alright, Captain, Brother Meng?"
"Little... Little or, I'm really... I really just want to make the dude... It's just an orgasm..."
Collapsed on the ground, Fang Ran grabbed Gou Yu's hand as if he was like a person in the TV series, and his eyes revealed sincere emotions.
"Okay, okay, I see."
Gou Yu smiled helplessly and nodded.
Captain, do you know that even if you use that tone that seems like some small wish or ambition is not rewarded, your words still seem terrible...
"Brother Meng, what about you?"
"Small or... Really, this time I can be sure... The Queen's strength in my hands... Sure enough, it's bigger than the old brother... Burst! ”
Meng Lang also had the same expression as his last words, grabbed Gou Yu's hand and said the last sentence, and then completely collapsed.
"Well, anyway, breakfast is ready, let's eat first."
Facing this scene that hadn't happened in his life for a long time, Gou Yu was obviously helpless but laughed out loud for some reason,
A familiar feeling of happiness and relaxation came out of the bottom of my heart,
The captain and Brother Meng may also feel it.
"No, I have to get up, I have to eat all my brother's share!"
"! You bastard, don't think about it! ”
"By the way, have you both washed your faces and hands?"
"Uh...."(ー△ー; )
"Frontal ....." (≡Д≡; )
Spend the turmoil in the summer vacation.,Completely eliminate the dangerous forces that disrupt life.,Even if you change places.,The daily life of the magical boys continues.,
Without the grandeur of the Pacific Ocean, trivial and boring,
But isn't that still the case...
Sometimes, you want this stupid time to go on forever... (laughs)