Chapter 871: Miss Yu's ability
Master Ma wanted to cry without tears, as a toilet, he conscientiously guarded the built-in toilet in Wang Ling's bedroom for so many years...... Although I have seen the butts of all the men in the Wang family, how can I ever be so offended and penetrated......
But this Yu girl obviously didn't realize the shrinkage of this problem, she happily wandered in the inner world of Master Ma, laughing so much that her mouth couldn't close her mouth, and the branches that extended from behind her gulped the nutrients under her feet, as if walking on a golden gourmet beach......
"Miss Yu...... Really, don't make any more trouble...... "Master Ma couldn't stand it anymore, he felt that his legs were weak, and he couldn't stand anymore! It's just that the suction of this Yu girl is too strong!
He has been a flush toilet for so many years, sucking countless things into his stomach, and in terms of suction, Master Ma thinks that he has no opponent...... But when he bumped into this Yu girl today, Master Ma found that he was still too young......
It can only be said that Miss Yu is worthy of being Miss Yu, as a tree spirit derived from the Universe Divine Tree of the Seventh Universe, from the moment she grew up after receiving watering from the little sapling, Miss Yu used her strong nutrient absorption ability to grow to this point...... It is no wonder that this Yu girl can become the best one in the development of the Ushen Tree in the ten universes.
When the Ujin Tree of the rest of the universe had just produced a Dolan sword, this Yu girl of the seventh universe had already successfully dressed as a god......
The Yu God Tree ran in front, and Master Ma chased behind, until Master Ma was so weak that he couldn't run, the Yu girl finally stopped and firmly held Lord Ma's hand: "You are the toilet, I am the tree spirit, we are born to be a pair!" ā
Master Ma was shocked...... There can be a connection between the two!
"I don't care, since I followed Gu Shunzhi, he hasn't fed me once, although the quality of the fertilizer in your space is uneven, but at least the quantity wins!" Miss Yu praised, but Master Ma was not happy at all......
Speaking of Gu Shunzhi, Master Ma suddenly became a little curious: "I take the liberty to ask Miss Yu, why did you choose to be with this Mr. Gu in the first place......
Miss Yu smiled a little shyly: "I have been urinated on by so many people, and those people directly treat me as a public toilet." Later, I found out that Gu Shunzhi's fertilizer was unusually good, so I decided to follow him. But, every time he excretes, he has to take a month, what a desperate person! ā
Master Ma: "......"
A high-level cultivator can control his metabolism, while a cosmic orderer like Gu Shunzhi often forgets to go to the toilet or something because he is too busy...... But I don't know why, Master Ma heard a bit of coquettishness in Miss Yu's words......
Miss Yu: "Well, if you don't mind, I'll sign a contract with you?" ā
Master Ma was shocked: "You and me? I...... I'm just a kindled spirit......"
Miss Yu bit her fingers: "What kind of spirit you are has to do with me, I only know that you are a master who can feed me!" And in your space, there is a steady stream of excrement coming in, and it also saves me from foraging everywhere. ā
Master Ma took a deep breath: "Miss Yu must not ...... If you want to sign a contract with me, you have to terminate the contract first, right? ā
Miss Yu: "If you cancel the contract, you will terminate the contract, what's the big deal." ā
Master Ma sweated, so he could only quickly edit the excuse: "This is even worse...... If my master blames me, he will beat me back to my original form. Miss Yu, you may not be able to find me in your life......"
Miss Yu sighed: "Your master is really strict!" But find your master to be accommodating, right? What does your host like? I'm going to give a gift! ā
Master Ma: "...... Simply ...... noodles"
"It's easy!"
After saying that, Miss Yu's eyes began to grope around from under her feet.
Master Ma: "What are Miss Yu looking for?" There's no ...... in the."
"Who said that?"
After speaking, Miss Yu picked up a piece of dung: "Look, this piece of dung is simply dough." No one else can see it, but I can see it at a glance! These things are filth in your eyes, but in my eyes, they are all what they were before they became. ā
Master Ma was shocked: "......" this ...... What the hell is this!
After speaking, Miss Yu began to identify her other feces: "Look, that big lump, this is a spicy hot pot." And that lump of color looks very fresh, that's the fruit salad becomes! There are also those that are yellow braised chicken rice, overlord macarons, six-layer beef burgers, whole lambs, steamed bear paws, whole reeds, roasted duck, roasted goose, sao pig, sao duck, sao chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, ......"
Master Ma: "......"
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Saturday, August 19th.
The sixth day of the official start of summer vacation.
On the chrysanthemum island of the Toya immortals, a very familiar patient came......
This man was none other than Lidio......
Since the last time he was forcibly fed crispy noodles, Wang Ling easily lit a bacterium inside, Li Dio's diarrhea has not stopped, and his body is about to collapse. His son Li Hao had been kicked out of the school, and he had received a secret report that the school's board of directors were planning to send them to the Vampire Management Center of the Huili Xiuguo......
So, Li Diao escaped from Songhai City with Li Hao overnight and tried his best to come to Chrysanthemum Island......
When the Dongye Immortal saw Li Dio, Li Dio's whole person was extremely haggard, completely lacking the appearance of a young man before, and the whole person was stretched like a zombie.
On the side, the muscular Li Hao knelt on the ground with a puff: "Immortal! Please! Save my father! We're desperate now and have no choice but to come to you! ā
The Dongye Immortal originally didn't want to care about this, after all, this was the person who made the real person name and ban......
However, the healer is benevolent...... Seeing the painful and tragic situation of Li Dio's diarrhea, the Dongye Immortal was a little ruthless.
If left unchecked, Lidio is likely to die of diarrhea like this......
"Your father, is he still having diarrhea?" Toya asked.
"He's wearing an anal plug right now, but it's actually very uncomfortable." As a son, Li Hao replied that Li Dio was completely speechless, and even when he went to the island, Li Hao carried it on his back.
"I may not be able to heal your father, but I may be able to ease some of his pain." The Cave Immortal stared at Li Dio with deep eyes and sighed.
Li Hao lowered his head: "The matter of the school...... I'm sorry......"
The Dongye Immortal looked at Li Hao: "It seems that you have not yet realized it." The reason why your father and son have ended up like this is not the school's business at all. ā
After speaking, the Dongye Immortal wrote three letters in the void and left a sentence: "Carry your father in, and then go and enlighten yourself." ā
Li Hao stared at the three English letters, looking confused.
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What do you mean......
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