Chapter 186: When You Find Out Your Dick Is Hopeless...
It didn't take long for Gou Yu to quickly find the exam room for the second exam.
At this time, the English test has been completed, and many people are already sitting in the classroom and taking out their textbooks for the final review.
Let's not talk about whether it is useful to sharpen the gun in battle, but it is a comfort.
Gou Yu reached his seat, and then asked a girl whose seat number was in front of Fang Ran:
"Can you lend me a textbook?"
The girl was taken aback, because she didn't expect 'Fang Ran' to talk to her, she was the kind of serious and studious person in the class with excellent grades, and Fang Ran was the two of them in the same class, and they were just familiar faces.
But inexplicably hearing this, the girl blushed and handed over the textbook.
"Thank you."
Gou Yu replied very politely.
As everyone knows, the girl sitting in front of him has her own inexplicable heartbeat.
Wow, Fang Ran is so strange today.
Not only does the way I speak, but the way I speak seems to be a little different, but I always feel...
What a temperament...
But Gou Yu didn't notice at all, he looked at the textbook and looked at the cover.
Oh, the second subject to university physics?
The god-level scholar who doesn't care what you take the test or what you like to take the test muttered to himself.
However, Gou Yu still carefully flipped through the college physics textbooks to avoid his own solution being very different from it.
Uh-huh, sure enough, it's all the basics...
Gou Yu casually flipped through the textbook and scanned the content on it.
"That's... Fang Ran, you don't care about your English, right? ”
The girl in the front row couldn't help but talk to Gou Yu.
"Well, it should be fine."
Gou Yu was slightly surprised by her accosting, but still replied with a smile.
The temperament of a perfect genius, even if he smiles on Fang Ran's ordinary face, it is extremely lethal. (Fang Ran: "......")
The girl in the front row felt that she was nervous in an instant.
"That's... Big things are hard, you... What won't you ask me...."
She whispered a little shyly, and then there was confusion.
Eh, is Fang Ran such a person?
I haven't found out before...
Is it possible to communicate more with him in the future?
Sure enough, as soon as Gou Yu came out, he changed a girl's impression of Fang Ran in a short period of time.
If Gou Yu is allowed to go on like this, the sought-after figures in the department are just around the corner.
So you really can't complain about your looks, the real dick is your soul that is angry from the inside out!
However, when you find out this and feel that your own dick is hopeless, rest assured....
At least you're right.
When the bell rang, the invigilator of the big thing walked into the classroom with a brown paper tape, glanced at the number of people, and then said very seriously:
"Due to the notice from the Academic Affairs Office just now, we are required to check the candidates' information again, so everyone takes out your ID cards and student IDs."
There was a low murmur among the students in the classroom, although no one had the audacity to find someone to take the test (...) This kind of thing of direct expulsion once discovered, but suddenly hearing the teacher say this, I can't help but feel a little nervous.
The invigilator watched all the students take out their IDs and started to check them again, and the invigilator who came to Gou Yu here deliberately paused for a moment, carefully looked at the photo on the student ID card and looked at Gou Yu three times before slowly putting it down.
Gou Yu: "??? ”
At this moment, in the academic affairs office, in the monitoring room, two teachers pointed to a screen.
"Yes, it's him, I just watched his English test, I haven't stopped writing since I sent the papers, and I finished answering all the content in fifteen minutes, there must be a problem, maybe it's the answer to the stolen question."
Teacher Sun, who had English questions, said solemnly to Director Chen beside him.
"Well, I know, I'll go and see, this exam is staring at him, and tell me immediately if there is any cheating."
"Okay."
Entrance to the exam room.
"Ahh It's over... Summer vacation seaside plans are in vain... Mom and Dad are going to beat me to death... I have to be laughed at by Xiao Ran again... My vacation... My..."
Fang Ran's eyes were in a daze and he continued to freeze.
"Huh! Brother! Wake up! The exams have begun."
Meng Lang patted Fang Ran, who was leaning on him.
College Physics.
It's a very difficult course.
Just like high math, whether you can pass it or not depends entirely on the mood of the questioner.
If you're lucky, you'll be given a thorough test by a kind teacher... Cough! Draw the key points, memorize the question bank, review it before the exam, ask the girls who are good at studying in the class, and ask the questions before and after the exam with some cheat sheets.
It should be fine.
Bad luck...
If you don't tell you anything, let you ask in every way, knock on the side, and he will be a tsundere teacher who says, 'There are all in the book' or 'all the exams learned', then you can ask for more blessings and listen to more classes.
If it's even worse, if you meet someone who has the above points, and belongs to other colleges that have been disdainful or hostile to your college or your department, you can't make up the original questions in the exam, and it's deliberately difficult, so that the unlucky scumbag who lectures on him can't help but want to burst the foul mouth of the strange teacher.
Then you're basically cold.
Fang Ran knew an author who had encountered this situation, and the teacher he met said arrogantly: 'I will invigilate the exam alone, and you will not be able to pass this question if you copy it'
So he's still hanging on the complex function now....
And Gou Yu's big thing exam...
It's a combination of both.
When the volume arrived, Gou Yu flipped through it at will, and the number of pages was very small compared to English, and the calculation paper was only four pages.
However, it was these four pages that made everyone in the class feel like a great enemy!
This is the teacher who is known as the lifelong enemy of the School of Information, and since it happened to be when Fang Ran had five scenes in a week, everyone worked overtime to start reviewing, for fear that they would not fail the course.
But even so!
All the candidates present were in a cold sweat, and many students found that they didn't even know how to ask a big question!
None of the examples look like they are taught in a book!
I'm dripping sky! The scumbags burst into tears.
Teacher, don't you want to be so ruthless!
The invigilator looked at the audience, and it was only ten minutes before the start, and most of the students were embarrassed, racking their brains to think about the questions on the paper.
At this time, at the back door of the classroom, no one noticed a figure slowly walking in.
"Lord Chen..."
The invigilator standing in the back just wanted to say hello, but was stopped by Director Chen.
Director Chen looked at the examination room from behind and nodded.
This time, the big thing scroll also passed through his hands, and it was indeed a little too difficult, and it was really difficult for these children to answer.
However, the necessary warnings in the university are still needed, and it is also the purpose of the school to use this subject to tell them that they cannot relax.
Director Chen slowly paced down the aisle from the back to the front, and saw that many students were frowning and did not answer a few multiple-choice questions.
Well, sure enough, it's better to lower the difficulty when you take the make-up exam.
Then Director Chen saw the only outlier in the class.
The pen is flying, and it doesn't stop at all.
That's him...
Director Chen frowned and found his main target this time, it stands to reason that as the director of the Academic Affairs Office, he is in such an important position, and he does not need to come to do the inspection at all.
But because there was a possibility of leaking, he went out of his way to see the student.
Walking in slowly and silently, Director Chen wanted to see how this student was doing.
Then he saw that Gou Yu had finished the first big question...
emmm....
"Wait, you stop for a moment."
Taken aback by Gou Yu's progress, Director Chen immediately frowned and said.
Gou Yu was stunned for a moment, then looked up at him puzzled, but he didn't say anything and put down the pen.
Director Chen immediately frowned and flipped through the first page of Gou Yu's volume, looking at it very carefully and seriously.
Everyone else in the examination room was nervously watching from the corner of their eyes, and they shouted in their hearts.
I'm dripping, why did this one come!
Outside the door, Meng Lang saw that there was a situation and immediately patted Fang Ran excitedly.
"Hey! Brother! There is a case! ”
"It's over... Ocean... Sand beach... Water... Now... It's all gone..."
Meng Lang: "......"
There was no way, Meng Lang leaned close to his ear and said in a super whisper:
"Brother, your big thing is going to hang up..."
"What... Not!!!! ”
Fang Ran turned on in a second!
Shocked and panicked, he was about to shout, but Meng Lang covered his mouth!
Then in the direction of Meng Langnu's mouth, Fang Ran saw the situation in the examination room clearly.
"I'll it! How did this god come!? ”
"Brother, do you know him?"
Meng Lang asked curiously.
"That's the Dean of Academic Affairs! The last time I saw him was when I was a freshman at the conference! ”
Fang Ran looked at Director Chen, who had already begun to check 'his' volume, and leaned on Meng Lang with a desperate face.
"It's over... Dude, I'm already cold. ”
Meng Lang was speechless, brother, do you dare to have no confidence in your own ability?
"You wrote all of this yourself?"
In the examination room, Director Chen asked in a serious voice.
"Well, that's right."
Fang Ran replied calmly, and Director Chen stared at him sternly to find a trace of panic and wavering.
But he failed.
After staring at it for a while, Director Chen didn't find the slightest waver, and the student sat there honestly.
gave Director Chen a feeling that he would not admit it, so he directly asked in a cold voice:
"You took the test in English for fifteen minutes, and the answers were all correct, where did you get the test questions?"
As soon as the words fell, a low voice instantly sounded in the classroom!!
Many students were shocked by the incredible thought.
What the!?
All the right English!? Isn't that fifteen minutes a blank slate?
"I'll go!? What's going on!? ”
Outside the door, Meng Lang was also shocked.
Only Gou Yu didn't panic much, and quickly understood the situation.
Did my previous rush to hand in the papers and go to school make the teachers suspicious?
Gou Yu, who immediately figured out the cause and effect, did not panic, but raised his head calmly:
"Does the school not allow students to do English in 15 minutes and get it right?"
A calm word, but deafening in the ears of all who hear it!!
All the students looked at their classmates who were sitting calmly and staring at the Dean of Academic Affairs.
I shouted in disbelief!
Groove !!!!
Dude, you are so confident!!???
"it!! I got a perfect score in English!? ”
Fang Ran said with a festive ecstasy on his face.
Meng Lang was silent.
Brother, don't you think your focus is wrong?
Director Chen didn't expect to hear such an answer at all.
"So you mean you can get it all right on your own!? And in that short period of time!? ”
Director Chen said with a serious and stern face.
"That's true."
Gou Yu looked at him calmly.
God fucking so!
Do you want to lash out at the Director of Academic Affairs head-on!?
The students in the audience howled in their hearts.
"Brother... This situation..."
"Hey... Eh, hey, I got a perfect score in English... Eh, hey, hey, hey..."
Meng Lang looked at Fang Ran, who was full of silly music, and was silent.
It's over, this thing is hopeless.