"At that time, the situation was very critical, there was a thick fog everywhere, the shuriken whining in the fog seemed to ring in the ears, and the obscured vision would jump out at any time with a ninja sword and slash the fog ninja, the situation was very critical," There is no talent for storytellers, Uehara uses a lot of adjectives and exaggerated language, and the story told is not satisfactory, Uehara's story is not exciting, the content in the story is something that everyone has never experienced, everyone is holding their breath, listening carefully, he wants to miss a word," When a misty shinobi jumped out from behind me, I pulled out the shinobi knife behind my back. Speaking of which, I have to tell you a little experience, if you want to use a knife, you should end up with two on your back, one for combat, and one for short knives, which can be quickly pulled out and used to deal with unexpected situations......"

This is an omission that I have not been able to detect after the post-war summary, Uehara frowned and took out a notebook that was inseparable from him and recorded, "So do you think that when I also drew my sword and the enemy's sword has been slashed down, what is the most important thing to do at this moment?" ”

Uehara lowered his tone and pretended to ask a deep question, so that everyone couldn't help but start thinking.

"Dodge?"

"If it were me, I'd go into the ground and cut off the enemy's feet......"

The answers given by the companions varied, and Uehara was noncommittal, "Actually, I just turned the back of the knife around, with the help of the reflection of the back of the knife, and then- see if my hairstyle is messed up, ahhahahaha......"

What a cold joke, everyone looked at Uehara blankly, and then in order not to embarrass him, everyone laughed exaggeratedly, and the laughter leaned back and forth, which made the atmosphere even more embarrassing.

"There was a rice ball, he was walking, he felt hungry as he walked, and then he ate himself......"

……

"Naruto's mother gave birth to three children, the eldest is called Oro, and the second is called Jiro, so what is the third called?"

"It's called Kojiro!" Heto, who has always wanted to interject, has always been robbed of words by others, and this time he finally grabbed it, and he looked at Uehara with excitement on his face after he finished answering.

"This, actually," the corners of Uehara's mouth twitched, and he forced a smile, "Didn't you say it at the beginning, Naruto's mother has three children, so the three are Daro, Jiro, and Naruto!" ”

"Hahahaha......" Everyone couldn't help but laugh this time, only Yan Tu patted his head in annoyance, he was a little suspicious of life.

Everyone is laughing, it is a very painful thing to not be able to grin insolently, there is a serious lack of water, and everyone's situation is similar, there is a dry mouth on the mouth, the movement is too big, and there is always blood collapsing, so Uehara's mouth has been sucking when he tells jokes.

Not only are everyone as happy as the fools who sweep away the gloomy smile, but the men guarding the door are just as hard as they are.

"Hmm, it's a terrible ......" Han couldn't help but laugh at a joke just now, but he pulled the muscles in his abdomen, pulled the wound, and the corners of his mouth twitched in pain.

"Uehara, you always have a good way to ......," Han thought with some relief.

……

"Hahaha," when everyone's laughter stopped, Kari's jaw was about to dislocate when he laughed, "Uehara, who is that Naruto?" ”

How long should this guy's reflex arc be......

Strange people, sure enough, have strange brain circuits.

"Naruto doesn't have to worry about anything, a name I just thought of," Uehara coped, "So Kari," Uehara glanced at Kari with an ancient look in his eyes, "I'll talk about one more." ”

"It is said that there is a small boat, on which there are a group of small animals such as calves and pigs, and suddenly the boat leaks, so I have to throw one down to sail back to the shore safely, so who to throw, everyone thought of a good way. Everyone tells jokes together, and whoever has the least jokes to amuse them will be thrown down......"

……

"I seem to understand," Hellish stared at Hunter for a long time, "Uehara means that Hunti is the little pig who reacts slowly......"

……

After drinking the pure water, there is still a lot of water left to irrigate the Shinano River, but the taste is not good, and the problem of soil erosion is also serious, which causes the turbidity of the water in the lower reaches of the Shinano River to be comparable to that of the Yellow River, and it is only because of the large water flow that the water is so clear.

Drinking raw water will hurt your stomach, but even if you boil the water, there is still a strong earthy smell, and if you shake it twice, you can still see the precipitated sand and gravel at the bottom of the cup.

When he was hesitating to drink, Uehara suddenly felt that someone was staring at him.

Turning his head to look at it, he felt that something was wrong, and when he dragged out the imp thrown in the shadows, Uehara was happy.

"Huh? There's a cataract ...... here."

I asked my companions, the Hinata Blue Bird, who bites and spits indiscriminately, one of the members of the Konoha Hundred, the reason why he was not killed by the violent earth and the cold earth prison is because during the interrogation, it was found that he was Hinata's younger brother.

The entanglement between the Iwano-100 and the Konoha 100-inhabitants, even Han wondered what kind of world the ninja world was.

Therefore, at the suggestion of the former members of the former hundred people, Raizo and Yu, Hinata Blue Bird became one of the captives or hostages.

"You guys are really bastards, why didn't you tell me if there were captives, Hey, the Hyuga family, it's very useful." scolded a few people in the earthen prison on the side, but those guys didn't pay attention to it at all.

"Of course the Hyuga family is useful, but we have tried everything we can, this little ghost is very stubborn and says, it's useless." The earth prison, which is good at torture, gives his own professional opinion.

His chin was dislocated, his clothes were wet with saliva, his hands were still tied behind his back, and there were tight wires on his ankles, and the strangulation marks that had sunk deep into the flesh showed signs of turning purple.

Hinata Bluebird looked a little miserable, and Uehara twitched his nose a few times, and then clicked to help him regain his jaw.

"Don't think about biting your tongue and killing yourself," Uehara smiled with his hand to block the flying saliva of the little ghost, "I'm a medical ninja, if you bite off your tongue, don't worry, I will definitely save you, then, your pain is worthless." ”

"Hinata told me about you," Uehara pointed to the armor on his body, this set of black and red samurai armor of the Konoha system, but now it has become pitch black and dirty, "This is your brother's armor, the reason why I am here, En...... It's because I like it, so I asked Hinata to come back. ”

The hot water is probably cold and can be drunk, Uehara frowned and took a sip, the strong earthy smell really made people sick to their stomachs.

was about to wait for more debris to settle before drinking, when Uehara suddenly found that when he drank water, Hinata Bluebird's throat shook vigorously, and his mouth opened and closed uncontrollably.

"Hell has been drinking water for him for a long time?" Uehara turned his head and asked.

"Maybe two days, or more......," Tu Ji frowned and pondered, "If it weren't for you Uehara, our water would be about to run out, so there's no need to waste him, right?" ”

What the hell said made sense, and Uehara agreed.

"Hunting, is there still water? The pure kind? ”

……

It's really a stubborn little ghost, and when Uehara kindly opened the little pure water left and sent it to his mouth, Hinata Aotori took a sip of water and spit it all on Uehara's face.

He must have been thirsty, but he would not compromise even if he died.

"I said," Uehara touched the water stains on his face, and his eyes turned cold, "If this is the case, even if you have a good temper, you will be annoyed, be careful, I have already cleared up with Hinata, I don't owe him anything...... Feed! ”

Uehara's preaching came to an abrupt end, and Hinata Aotori looked at Uehara with a sarcastic expression, his expression was very cold, with deathly indifference, not at all like the expression that a ten-year-old child should have.

The corner of Hinata's blue bird mouth was bleeding, and Uehara subconsciously wanted to use his fingers to separate his mouth to check it, and if he could save it, he would rescue it, at this time, like a puppy, Hyuga Blue Bird suddenly opened his mouth and bit Uehara's finger.

Fortunately, Uehara's strength is great, and Hinata's blue bird, who has been hungry for a long time, does not have much strength, which saved Uehara from the bad luck of having his finger bitten off.

"Bastard, lied to you!" Hinata Blue Bird spat on the ground fiercely, and there was a revenge-like pleasure in his eyes that had succeeded in his trick.

"Hinata's Caged Bird Technique is fake, yours, I think it's also likely to be fake." With a pop, Uehara pulled out a short knife and grabbed Hinata Bluebird's collar, the tip of the knife was close to his upper eyelids, sure enough, it was not a fearless imp, Uehara felt his pupils shrink, "I need the help of the white eye, through this, I can guarantee your safety." Your brother can trust me, he can't come to the Land of Winds, and I promise him that if he can, he won't hurt you...... Well, you guy, the price Hinata gave me is worth 200 million. No, it's his ninja proof. ”

"It's a shame that the name bluebird is so beautiful that it just disappeared."

Leaving a bottle of water and leaving, Uehara suddenly remembered that the Naruto anime theme song was called Blue Bird.

A good name is useless, and the better the name, the sooner you may die. When I first watched Shippuden, I thought that Moonlight Breeze would be an extremely important role, but later, I found out that this guy was just a trick.

"What's wrong with being called Blue Bird," Uehara has been dissatisfied with his name Uehara Tushi for a long time, and silently complained in his heart, "What's wrong with a good name, a little ghost with such a bad temper must not survive two episodes." ”

……

"Finished drinking?" Uehara held a bottle of boiling water in his hand and handed it to Hinata Bluebird, "Do you want more?" ”

"Yes!"

"Well, you've already drunk seven bottles of water, two bottles of pure water, and five bottles of non-pure water," Uehara took out his pen and book and counted, "Three million in total." ”

"When the war is over, I'll send the bill to Hinata, and he'll definitely pay me back, hahahaha......"

Hinata's family is probably super rich, and a lollipop sells for 10,000, which is probably not too much......

The gobbling up of Hinata Bluebird probably didn't know that the snacks piled up in front of him were probably the most expensive food he had ever eaten.