Chapter 471: The Toughest Task in Human History

The Seattle SuperSonics have a 28-5 record after losing to the Suns, which is not as crazy as the previous 26-2, but it is still quite good.

The Lakers, who are now fourth in the West, have a record of only 24 wins and 9 losses, a difference of five wins from the SuperSonics.

It can be said that the positions of third in the supersonic league and third in the west are quite stable.

Just look at the current record of the first Rockets in the West and the second Suns in the West, both teams are 30-2!

On January 2, the Suns beat the SuperSonics comfortably at home, while the Rockets beat the Boston Celtics 99-97 on the road.

The regular season madness between the two teams continues, and now the world is waiting for the two teams to meet again on January 17, 2008.

In this year's NBA, the Rockets and Suns are fairy-like teams.

After Seattle's loss to the Suns on the road, the next game is against the Wizards on January 7.

There will be a five-day break in between.

After a hectic Christmas schedule, the SuperSonics finally got time to recuperate.

The time of the supersonic week is really a week of ice and fire for the supersonic players.

On the day after the Christmas game, the SuperSonics really reached the pinnacle of the team's life.

A historic team, the second oldest team is named.

Even a cat and a dog with a supersonic name can be praised by fans across the United States.

Such a media atmosphere makes the supersonic players feel like they have come to heaven.

But soon.

The superSonics players haven't been in heaven for a few days, and the next five days have become hell for them.

It's really the whole United States complaining about these supersonic players who don't have self-knowledge.

During this time, Grandma O'Neill was the term that appeared most in the media.

Yes with four O'Neal grannies can beat the Timberwolves!

Yes with four O'Neal grannies can beat the 76ers!

Yes with four O'Neill's grandmothers can regret the defeat of the Suns!

Grandma O'Neill has become the hottest person lately.

O'Neill, the head of the knight, said sourly in an interview that he had debuted for so many years, and in the end he found that he was not as popular as his grandmother.

One of the most embarrassing things for O'Neal is that he used to say that his grandmother was just an abstract concept, never referring to any player, he used to say that Jordan could win the championship with his grandmother, not to brag about how good his grandmother was, and the focus was not on his grandmother.

Now he is being messed up by the media all over the United States, and the players of the supersonic team have become his grandmother.

Milicic is his grandmother.

Rondo is his second grandmother.

Durant is his fifteenth grandmother.

This Nima, if he really succeeds in avenging Yes in the future, won't he become unfilial?

Anyway, in the whole United States, in this wave of acid loss of other superSonics players in the league, O'Neal's grandmother has become the biggest winner and the biggest victim.

SuperSonics players grow up in setbacks.

They have long been accustomed to the insults and insults of the media.

But even so, in the face of the sour words of the United States in the recent period, these supersonic players are very unbearable.

The main thing is that he has been in hell before, and now he has fallen from heaven to hell.

Of course, this feeling is very difficult to accept.

Take Milicic, for example.

Before the Christmas War, although he was far less voted in the All-Star voting than Yao Ming, he held down the likes of Oden and Stoudemire.

But after the Christmas war, the results of the third round of voting have narrowed the distance between him and Stoudemire and Oden.

It's uncomfortable.

SuperSonics players have had a hard time lately.

Among so many players in the SuperSonics, the most uncomfortable is of course Durant.

The position of vice-captain of the team was snatched by Nick Collisson.

The All-Star vote has suffered such a big Waterloo again.

It's so irritating.

"Fifteen, it's not that my brother won't help you, your requirements are too strong, to be honest, I'd rather let you make any material demands from me."

What about material requirements Nima!

Looking at the message on the private message, Durant sat in front of the computer with an unhappy face.

What are the material requirements, Lao Tzu's annual income is tens of millions of dollars, does it make sense to charge you tens of millions of dollars?

Also, Lao Tzu is not fifteen, please call me by my full name, not fifteen is second!

"Fifteen, we all know that you are a die-hard fan of Durant, as a friend, I still advise you, give up voting for Durantra, it's good that you can give Durant more than 10,000 votes, originally we all thought that it was a miracle that Durant could get more than 1,000 votes in this All-Star vote."

Miracle Nima!

Lao Tzu has five million followers on Twitter, plus you Internet celebrity followers, if not eight million, but ten million.

But in the end, you urged more than 10,000 votes?

11,000 votes!

What about Nima!

Among the 1,000 votes, there are more than 1,000 votes that Lao Tzu ran to N Internet cafes a day and swiped it for himself.

Other NBA stars practice and go to the nightclub Harpy after the game.

Lao Tzu, as the new scoring champion, actually went to the Internet café to swipe tickets after training and competitions!

And every time I swipe the tickets, I am afraid that an Internet café will treat these tickets as invalid tickets, and I have to carefully study what the IP segment of each Internet café looks like every time.

Every time you swipe a ticket, you have to constantly switch computers in the eyes of others who look like fools.

Am I easy?

Why can't you think about it for me?

I didn't make you like me, I just asked you to vote for me, is it so difficult?

"Fifteen, to tell you the truth, after voting for Durant, several of my small agents wanted to vomit because of guilt, and went to church to repent for a day and a night before they atoned for all the guilt in their hearts."

“……”

Looking at the private messages on the computer, Durant's face turned terrifying.

Vote for me, is it that disgusting?

Even God ripped it out.

You cats and dogs are so disappointing.

When I first studied black people with me, I didn't feel guilty, and I didn't feel sick and want to vomit!

Durant angrily shuts down Twitter.

Looking at the news headlines on the page, Durant's angry face was on fire.

"Internet celebrity Du Mi is not fifteen or the second to canvass for Durant, pulling 10,000 votes for Durant in a month, and sending Durant to the throne with the lowest score of All-Star votes!"

Under the title, not only did ESPN hack his article, but there was also a ten-minute short video, which featured several ESPN experts frantically mocking the act of 'not fifteen is second' for giving Durantra a vote.

While also laughing at Durant.

"This is the most ridiculous canvassing I've ever seen!"

"If it weren't for the non-fifteen or second canvassing, we wouldn't have noticed Durant's ranking in this year's All-Star poll."

"That's right, who cares about such a scoring champion?"

"We should all be grateful not fifteen and second, it was he who used his influence to send his idol to such a ridiculous stage!"

"Every time I see Durant's All-Star votes, it makes people want to laugh, this TM is actually the votes for the NBA scoring champion!"

"I swear, for Duranta vote, sending Durant to the NBA All-Star is the most difficult task in human history!"

"Even if it's a miracle like Yes, he can't do it, Yes can bring Rondo an assist title, he can bring Durant a scoring title, but he will never be able to send Rondo and Durant to the All-Star stage!"

Arduous Nima!

Durant angrily closed the page.

The most difficult task in human history comes from a Washington Post ranking that has been spoiled by the American press.

The Washington Post lists the top 10 impossible things in the world.

The Washington Post lays out the so-called Top 10 Impossible, or Top 10 Most Difficult Tasks, as long as it is for the sake of satirizing current events.

For example, in second place is the most famous big mouth in the United States, Playboy Chuan P.

The Washington Post's top 10 impossible things are ranked second, and Trump is unlikely to become president of the United States.

Of course.

What makes Durant uncomfortable is that the difficulty of his selection as an All-Star this year is still above Chuan P!

The Washington Post: This is disgusting!

And even more uncomfortable, even if he knew that the Washington Post was disgusting him, there was nothing he could do.

Because now public opinion in the United States is disgusting him.

are laughing at not fifteen is the second inadequate behavior.

"We are looking forward to Durant's votes in the final round of the next All-Star vote, I believe that with not fifteen is the second most influential on the Internet, he will definitely be able to vote for Duranta over 20,000, I am looking forward to Durant's nickname from Du 15 to Du 20,000!"

That's the last word of ESPN's ridicule of not fifteen being the second to canvass for him.

Piercing no!

Durant would love to be an All-Star this year!

He really hadn't thought about making it to an All-Star before.

He also knows he doesn't have All-Star quality.

But seeing the situation of Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue, to say that NBA players don't have some other ideas, it is to deceive themselves.

Besides, he's not a garbage salted fish like Rondo.

He is a person who has five million direct fans and tens of millions of indirect fans.

If he can really be like those Chinese fans who voted for Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue, his votes will definitely break one million or even millions in minutes, right?

Durant saw the votes of Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue after the first round of All-Star voting, and acted, with full expectations and hopes!

The result of a month of action is so bitter.

Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue's votes are getting higher and higher.

His votes didn't grow much.

even made him and not fifteen or second a laughing stock in the end.

Finally, Durant gritted his teeth and took to Twitter again.

Yes14……

Looking at the page on the computer that he had refreshed I don't know how many times.

Yes, today's Twitter is still quiet.

Yes is also very active on Twitter.

But there hasn't been any Twitter canvassing for supersonic players.

Seriously, they don't have the face to ask Yes to canvass for them.

If Yes really wants to canvass for them, many media outlets across the United States will definitely mock Yes as they mock the Chinese fans on the other side.

Don't you know what your teammates are?

Canvassing for them and wanting to get them into the All-Star?

Are you as self-aware as your teammates?

It doesn't matter whether the media in the United States now ridicules him for not having self-knowledge, or whether he is not fifteen or second, and he has no self-knowledge.

He just wants to be an All-Star!

Not only does he want to be an All-Star, he also wants to be on the Dream Eight team for the 2008 Olympics!

The most impossible task in the history of mankind?

Durant's right hand is refreshing the page with luck and expectation.

Even if he knew that Yes would not be able to canvass for him, he was looking forward to it.

Because Yes is his last hope to make it to the All-Star level.

"Yes updated again!"

Just when Durant's mouse was about to blow out, Yes's Twitter was finally updated again.

Almost at the same time, both Durant and Rondo had intense anticipation on their faces.

Soon, though, the anticipation on the faces of the two disappeared.

It's not a post to canvass for yourself, it's just a simple retweet.

And it's also a retweet of an advertisement.

Does Yes have what it takes to send them to the All-Star?

Neither Durant nor Rondo are sure.

It's not entirely uncertain, either.

Yes is much less likely to send them to All-Star than not to be.

Take coconut flour, for example.

They love Yes, but they hate Durant and Rondo at the same time.

In this mood, even with Yes canvassing, those who are willing to vote for Durant and Rondo will be much lower than those who are not.

It's just that no matter how low the probability is, there is a probability, and as long as there is a probability, there is hope.

Although this time Yes updated Twitter is not a canvassing Twitter.

But Durant and Rondo clicked in.

This is the Twitter of Yes Sports, owned by Amazon.

"Yes Power Helps Superstar Moments, Vote for Yes Superstars to Win Surprise Gifts, Yes Signed Photos, Yes Signed Cards, Yes Signed Sneakers for Free, Each One is a Unique Gem!"

Durant and Rondo, who were just habitually clicking on Yes Twitter, were stunned when they saw this official tweet from Yes Sports.

"10,000 basic gifts, 10,000 Yes superstars selected as all-stars!"

"Two Yes Superstars were selected and 100,000 copies were given away!"

"Three Yes Superstars Selected and Given Away Millions!"

"Post your voting slip and participate in the event both online and offline."

This official tweet of Yes Sports not only has these propaganda, but also even videos.

The video is very short, just ten seconds.

"To bankrupt us, vote for us."

The video also showed the all-star votes for the three Yes superstars in the third stage.

Yes was more than two million votes ahead of Roy, who was second in the guard position.

Roy, who is second, leads Kobe Bryant, who is third, by more than 100,000 votes.

The two entered the All-Star and secured a horse.

Compared with these two, Durant's pitiful 10,000 votes are so dazzling.

Yes and Roy don't need canvassing at all!

Yes, this is canvassing for me?!

Durant was stunned.

On the other side of Seattle, Rondo is horribly dark.

Why I'm not a Yes Sports signing!

Isn't Bezos stupid!

"Yes, is it necessary to do this?"

Ye Si closed the web page, which was the first time he had tweeted.

"I'll leave it to you over there."

Wang Han was helpless.

She knew very well that Ye Si was pushing herself into the fire pit.

Although this method of canvassing solves the problem within the team, it ......

There are a lot of people in the United States waiting to see Yes's jokes.

Pushing a player who can't make it to an All-Star into an All-Star?

It's really hard......