Good doctors don't need medicine to save people, and quacks don't need knives to kill people.

With Shusuke and Tsunade, after reaching a preliminary agreement. Zhou Suke, who was treated by Tsunade, really saw what it means to be a medical expert.

With Tsunade's treatment, there is no need for medication at all. It only needs daily acupuncture and moxibustion on all acupoints, and uses palm immortal techniques to interfere with the chakra circulation in Zhou Zhu's body. Zhou Zhu can clearly sense that his body is getting better day by day.

In the spare afternoon, two gangster-looking guys with toothpicks in their mouths and clogs are wandering around the capital.

Where the two white-haired bastards passed, the pedestrians retreated, and the merchants were so frightened that no one dared to approach the two of them.

It was as if they were hiding from some kind of flood beast, and they all hid far away.

In the face of such a situation, when people reach middle age, they don't soak wolfberries, and they still enjoy "collecting wind", so they have to bury their heads and complain to the people next to them, "I said it, I'm going to collect wind, you have nothing to do, why follow me?" Don't you know that with you following, my peach blossom luck will be directly annihilated invisibly? ”

In the face of Zilaiye's complaints, Zhou Zhu, who followed the trend and walked side by side, did not take it seriously and said: "Hmph~ More than half a month has passed, these guys are still afraid of me like wolves and tigers, and there are more and more, can I be blamed for this?" At the beginning, there were not so many people in the gambling house. If you want to blame, you can only blame the people of the Fire Country, you are too good at gossiping! ”

"As for the old fellow, your peach blossom luck, you better stop. At your age, almost all of the ones you encounter are peach blossom tribulations, right? ”

Zhou Zhu, who said this, also stroked his chin shell, and said with a serious look at Jiraiya:

"You don't want to think about it, if you want to look good or not, if you want to be young and young, what kind of woman will be able to take a fancy to you?"

"Most of them are second-married women, or widows who live alone, right? If it's some young and beautiful, it's only possible to post it, it's just for the money in your wallet...... Admit it, you're past the age of having peach blossom luck! ~Uncle! ”

was poked in the soft underbelly by Zhou Zhu, and Jiraiya hurriedly retorted, "Little ghost, you are talking nonsense!" This immortal is outstanding, although his youth has passed, but he is talented. It's just that a trace of talent is inadvertently leaked, and countless beautiful girls will be fascinated, willing to live for me, die for me, and cheer for me to suffocation! ”

"I'll ...... What about your face? Zhou Zhu said disgustingly, "Your so-called life for you, death for you, and the final suffocation." Isn't it because you put the uncovered ** who peeped at them into the illustration of your "Intimacy Paradise"? ”

Zhou Zhu, who said this, also took out a copy of his famous work - "Intimacy Paradise" came out.

And opened the book to Jiraiya, pointed to the illustration on it, and said, "To be honest, if you are talking about your talent for drawing this kind of rendering, I think it is really difficult for you not to attract the attention of the girls...... Of course, the effect is definitely the most disgusting! ”

(⊙o⊙) Oh! It's only been a year, and you're going to get it? Haha, although I don't accept your evaluation, I still want to thank you for your support to my wind collection career. ”

"You know, most of the funds for my activities come from the bookseller's monthly share!" E-book bar

Speaking of this, Jiraiya, looking at Zhou Zhu's young face, suddenly realized something and said, "Wait...... If I'm not mistaken, you've only recently turned sixteen, right? My books are eighteen forbidden! ”

Zilai, who said this, took advantage of Zhou Zhu's failure to react, and snatched the "Affectionate Paradise" on Zhou's assistant and said, "It's confiscated, boy!" If you want to see it, it's going to be two years away! ”

Zhou Zhu said disapprerovingly, "Heh~ It's just because of feelings, I want to see what is being said in it." Anyway, I've seen it, and the plot is just like that, and the illustrations are eye-catching. If you confiscate it, confiscate it, after watching it, I want to take it to pad the table legs! ”

In the face of Zhou Zhu's belittlement, Zilai also hummed dissatisfiedly, "Hmph~ That's because you young people don't know how to appreciate!" Looking at this at a young age, I'm afraid your body can't stand it! ”

Speaking of the body, Jiraiya suddenly started to say something else, "But then again, your body is almost done." What exactly is the request you said at the beginning, other than the request to heal the body? ”

"I've never slept well for a while. I'm afraid that all of a sudden, you'll attack me or Tsunade! ”

Hearing what Jiraiya said, Zhou Zhu replied funny: "Tsunade is not worried as a party, but you are anxious?" ”

The pace slowed down slightly, and Zhou Zhu said with relief, "Relax, I don't have any requests for you, why are you in a hurry?" Sometimes, you have to learn from Tsunade. ”

"Knowing my follow-up request, it will be very rude. Tsunade promised to treat my body, but he didn't ask about those things...... Do you know why? ”

Jiraiya's eyes narrowed and said, "Do you want to say that because of your rude request, there is not only one, but a second one?" ”

"Plus the price you paid for the first request, showing your kindness. So I'm just going to be like Tsunade, don't worry that you're going to completely offend us for your next request? ”

After hearing Jiraiya's words, Zhou Zhu's footsteps completely stopped, and he turned to Jiraiya and said, "The words are very tongue-twisting, but the reason is very clear!" Whether it's Orochimaru or Tsunade, they like to call you an idiot. I didn't expect you to be here with me, very shrewd! ”

Jilai's eyes were also firmly locked on Zhou Zhu's face, and he snorted and said: "Hmph~ The so-called three requests are just lies from you gradually paralyzing us!" ”

"Deliberate kindness, just to successfully fulfill the first, healing body request. And then the second request,It's definitely beyond Tsunade's tolerance.。 That's why you have, pretending to be honest in your calculations beforehand. ”

In the disguised honesty, the so-called "one and two, two and again" truth is inadvertently revealed to disguise the disguise, you have three requests to Tsunade. ”

"But actually, if I'm right. There are only two of your requests! The so-called three are just to temporarily paralyze us. ”

"Under the cover of three requests, plus one of the honorariums, ten years later, Kato Broken and Rope Tree were resurrected. Even more so that Tsunade has the illusion that even if you refuse your second request, you won't be too much because of the third request, or promise. ”

"But actually, when you're healed. For that second request, you're ready to kill me and Tsunade for this, right? ”