Chapter 24: The Otherworldly Marathon
In Elder Bai's mansion.
Xiao Ke knelt on the ground with an aggrieved face, and in front of him was Elder Bai who was humming a little song with Erlang's legs crossed, and drinking tea proudly, and next to Elder Bai was a cloud map that wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
The main character who caused this discordant picture was Lin Yanran, a woman who lived in Elder Bai's house, and at this time she was concentrating on drawing a yellow fireball talisman in the next room, and from time to time she was heard smashing tables, chairs and benches because she couldn't accept defeat.
This made Xiao Ke very uncomfortable, Lin Yanran fell once, Xiao Ke shrank his neck like a frightened bird, and this lasted for more than a dozen times, Elder Bai was also happy enough, got up, pinched his throat and said, "Good boy, do you know what is wrong?"
Xiao Ke nodded aggrievedly, not daring to speak loudly, for fear that the girl next door would recognize his voice.
"Since you know your mistakes, you must show an attitude of repentance, come, and kowtow to the teacher three times first. ”
Xiao Ke gritted his teeth and looked at Elder Bai with resentment and kowtowed three times.
"Yo, the little eyes are quite bright, it seems that you haven't realized your mistake yet, come, kowtow three more times, and you want to be louder." ”
"Oh bad old man, it's almost okay, don't go too far. Shock's disgruntled retort.
"No, no. ”
Elder Bai no longer insisted, but took out a delicate file, and while smashing his nails with the file, he said casually towards Yun Tu: "Yun Tu, Yan Ran smashed my third Fire Spirit Wood Chair, it seems that the painting talisman is really having a problem, so you go and call her over and tell him about it on the spot." ”
"Don't don't, Master, you heard it wrong, you definitely heard it wrong, you dissipated your anger, you knew your mistake in vain, and you were beaten on the back. ”
Others are Wen Hu's color change, but Xiao Ke is Wen Yanran's color change, jumping three feet high, jumping directly in front of Elder Bai, serving him diligently, serving tea and water, beating his back and legs, all of them are pediatrics, if conditions permit, maybe Xiao Ke will give his master a Yaqi essential oil massage, a full set of three hundred and eight.
Elder Bai waved his hand and signaled Yun Tu not to go, in fact, without this superfluous action, Yun Tu would not have go, not long ago, he already knew the debt between his junior brother and Lin Yanran, as a senior brother, he was full of admiration except for saying a word about his junior brother.
Elder Bai was very satisfied with Xiao Ke's change, and said, "Hmph, I know that labor and management are powerful, and it can't cure you, a little to the left, labor and management have cervical vertebrae." ”
Xiao Ke nodded with a courteous face, and while continuing his work, he asked like a qualified massage lady, "Master, do you look at this strength, is this angle appropriate?"
This scene, Yun Tu really couldn't help it, he was going to laugh, he met Xiao Ke, every time Xiao Ke quarreled with Elder Bai, in the end, Xiao Ke won completely, and now, suddenly an unruly Tibetan mastiff was as docile as a little corgi, performing hard, just to please the master, this huge contrast, he really couldn't accept it.
"Poof. ”
Finally, Yun Tu smiled when he looked at the Thai intimate massage that Xiao Ke gave to Elder Bai, and ran out in a hurry, saying as he ran: "Master, junior brother, I won't disturb you, I'll go outside to breathe." ”
After enjoying the service, Elder Bai was radiant, his waist was straight, and he said to Xiao Ke: "Good performance, continue to maintain it in the future, now, I will start to teach you the method of refining the body, there is a bowl of blood in the kitchen, you go and get it." ”
"Master Xie, I'm not hungry!" Xiao Ke touched his rare slightly swollen stomach and said courteously.
Elder Bai glanced at Xiao Ke and said, "That's the blood of the fierce beast, and you can only refine your body after drinking it." ”
"Tell me earlier. ”
Xiao Ke forgot that he was the sanctioned party, and after muttering a word of dissatisfaction, he rushed to the kitchen, and really found a bowl of red blood.
Picking up the blood, the bottom of the bowl was hot, and a wave of heat rushed to his face, and Xiao Ke estimated that it was the blood of a certain fire-attribute beast.
Because he had drunk the blood of the strange fish before, it gave him a good feeling, so this time he did not resist the blood of the fierce beast in his heart, drank it all, then wiped his mouth, and quickly returned to Elder Bai.
"How do you feel?" Elder Bai asked.
"Hiccup!" Schock said, "It's a little salty, just put some sugar next time." ”
"Shall I bring you another bowl of rice?"
Xiao Ke realized that Elder Bai was about to get angry again, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "No, no, Master, what are we going to do next?"
Elder Bai pointed to the gate and said, "Go out, surround the street, run three laps along the road, and then run three laps in reverse, you can't use the thunder qi in your body, time limit, three incense sticks, it's not finished, I'll let Yan Ran go to you in person." ”
Lin Yanran is a demon, Xiao Ke swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and as soon as Elder Bai put on the incense, he ran out.
Xiao Ke never thought that Elder Bai's so-called body refining method was actually just a simple running, an ordinary exercise on the earth that could no longer be ordinary, which was completely different from the method originally conceived in his heart.
But this is the case, and the other party can mobilize Lin Yanran's *** at any time, as a vulnerable group, at present, he can only choose to be obedient.
So, under the second mountain gate of Qingcheng Sect, a second fool who ran with a girl appeared on the street of miscellaneous servants.
When Xiao Ke ran through the first lap, there was not much return rate, but some vendors gave him a little attention, after all, they had seen Xiao Ke beaten into a bloody man by Shen Xingyun, and they had also seen Xiao Ke vomit blood on the street with his master's anger, and they had also seen Xiao Ke being chased by a girl from night to day.
As for the miscellaneous servants who come and go on the street to buy and recreation, they don't think so, after all, there are more than 10,000 miscellaneous servants who serve on the street, and the faces on the street are different every day.
However, by the time Shook reached lap three, the phenomenon had completely changed, and he had once again succeeded in attracting the attention of the entire street.
"What is this kid doing, is he running away again?"
"I don't think so, didn't you see that the wooden shopkeeper was also watching on the third floor of the Drunken Immortal Building, if it was really an escape, that iron rooster would not be able to carry a dark iron kitchen knife down and chase and cut it for a while. ”
"I see, he was physically punished by Elder Bai, I inquired clearly, this kid's name is Xiao Ke, he is Elder Bai's newly accepted closed disciple, he is very skinny, and he vomited blood on the street in anger a few days ago. ”
"And this thing, this thing deceives the teacher and destroys the ancestors, and it is a matter of running to death for a dog day. ”
"Hehe, you think too much, this kid's life is very hard, a few days ago, Shen Xingyun's style of play, covered in blood, and now he is jumping around, like an iron beater, how can he be tired to death. ”
"Fart, you really know how to blow, if this kid doesn't have the treatment of Elder Bai's panacea, don't say that he will go to the ground in a few days, just his injury, he will go to the ground in less than half a month, and I will have a handstand. ”
There was a lot of talk about it, Xiao Ke was doing some unknown activity, it could be running errands, or it could be corporal punishment by his master, after all, under the care of the hot autumn tiger, who would have nothing to do with running laps under the hot sun, and finding a cool place to lie down would not be much better than this.
Even, business-minded people have launched business promotion, the most typical are gambling houses and Xiangxiu Building.
The gambling hall was crowded outside, these people had a lot of new people, but today they were all here for Xiao Ke, and outside they could still hear the shouts of the guys sitting in the village inside.
"Come on, come on, buy and leave, buy and leave, bet that Xiao Ke can run to the left side of the teahouse in half a burnt incense kung fu, and can't press the right, just press the middle, don't miss it when you pass by, and make a fortune in one fell swoop." ”
Compared with the high-profile of the gambling house, the old bustard of Xiangxiu Lou is much more low-key, directly picked a dozen raw charming and moving, a pinch out of the water of the tender girl, a red pill in each hand, see a male customer passing by the door to go up to sell, advertising words are uniformly compiled, "kidney deficiency tonic kidney aphrodisiac, night and night lasting no ejaculation, the old Chinese medicine original kidney tonic formula, simple and fast, eat one pill is stronger than Xiao Ke, eat two pills than Xiao Ke strong, less detours do not spend money!"
A living brothel, driven by Xiao Ke, has been transformed into an aphrodisiac ** shop, the effect is still very good, almost every male customer will spend dozens of taels of silver to buy one, and then order a girl to go to Wushan together, over, and take one back to pay the public grain, but the old bustard laughed wildly, proud of the decision he made a few days ago to mention Xiao Ke.
As for Shock's pain, no one knows it, only himself.
Running is not a thing within the scope of ability, it is very easy, just like walking, who hasn't walked yet.
But beyond the scope of ability, it is a terrifying event that tortures the human body psychologically and physically, if it is an ordinary person, if he can't hold on to his teeth, he can still stop, take two steps, and drink saliva and recover, but Xiao Ke can't, he stopped, Lin Yanran's missile is about to hit over, and when he thinks of a certain sect elder behind the girl, the hot sweat on Xiao Ke's forehead can be instantly cold.
The miscellaneous street is not big, it is not small, it is not small, there are four miles of running around the street, three laps are twelve miles, and when he ran the fourth lap, Xiao Ke was already a little disobedient, but he couldn't use thunder to treat overworked muscles, all relying on Lin Yanran's fear of coming forward with the motivation to advance.
In the end, halfway through the fourth lap, when there were still more than a hundred steps away from the teahouse, Xiao Ke couldn't run at all, his lungs followed up like sand, his throat was on fire, his mouth was full of his own bloody smell, his legs were as if they had taken root, he took a step, the whole person lost control, and fell forward.
The thunder of the dantian was irritable, but Xiao Ke desperately suppressed it with his last willpower, he couldn't violate the rules, he knew that his cheap master must have sent eyes to keep an eye on him, as long as he violated the rules, he would definitely hit Lin Yanran's missile in the next second.
But without thunder, his body can't recover, he can't recover, he definitely can't run six laps within three incense sticks, he can't finish six laps, Lin Yanran's missile still has to hit him, Xiao Ke was a little desperate, he found that he actually fell into a situation where Lin Yanran was both horizontal and vertical, which was more terrible than death.
It's just that there is no end to the sky, and he ignored that he drank a large bowl of strange beast blood before leaving, and now, that beast blood attacked.