Chapter 26: A gamble
The scissors are here!
"Click!"
"Click!"
Xiao Ke played with the pure iron handmade scissors in his hand with great interest, his eyes kept wandering under the man's crotch, and, as if he was gesturing in the air, it seemed that he was struggling with which part to cut off the man's man's roots.
"Dao... Fellow Daoists, be merciful, I don't dare anymore. ”
The man looked at Xiao Ke with a serious face, and trembled with fright, a man is all the fun of being a man, if it is gone, it is almost worse than death.
As he spoke, a strong smell flowed down the man's remaining white underwear, and it was the kind of intermittent, like the legendary inexhaustible urine.
The onlookers all laughed, and pointed at the man one by one, so the man covered his face and cried.
In this way, Xiao Ke lost the slightest interest in continuing to scare the man, put away the scissors, waved his hand with disgust, and said, "Get out! Don't be embarrassed here." ”
The man hurriedly got up, took the silver and the words and ran away, Xiao Ke thought of something, and shouted, "Stop!"
Then, a few big strides caught up with the man, grabbed his neck and threatened: "I advise you, it's best not to play tricks with me, what is your name, where is your home, how many people in the family, there are always people in the gambling house who know, if you dare to disobey me, and put your wife on the gambling table to gamble in the future, I will definitely pull you out and dismantle your ribs one by one, understand?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" the man cried, threw out another puddle of yellow liquid, and nodded again and again.
Shook looked disgusted again and threw the man out unkindly.
The man is gone, Xiao Ke's heart is not calm, it's not that he can't accept the fact that the man bets on his wife, he is not so glassy, on the earth, whether it is movies or news, he has been exposed to some darker facts than this.
He just thought of a phrase that the poor must have something to hate.
People often say that the difference between humans and animals is that people have thinking, but animals without thinking know that tigers are poisonous and do not eat children, and people who have thinking want to sacrifice their wives because of temporary interests, this kind of person should no longer be human.
"Oh, why be sentimental about something that is inferior to a brute. ”
Xiao Ke smiled bitterly, thinking that he was a little funny, wiped his face, and entered the gambling house with a smile.
Just when Xiao Ke was educating the man who gambled on his wife, the gamblers in the gambling house had already divided the gambling money, and another game was opened around Xiao Ke's running circle.
The rule is still that Xiao Ke can run to the left side of the teahouse in half a stick of incense time, and if he can't press the right, he just needs to press the middle.
It stands to reason that Xiao Ke is next the fifth lap, and he will definitely not be able to run because of his physical strength, so there are many people who can't gamble, however, they saw that Xiao Ke was resurrected with full blood for some reason, and showed a more bullish momentum than before, so the people on the left actually accounted for 99 percent, and a lot of silver ingots, gold ingots and gold tickets piled up a mountain on the left.
On the other hand, there is only a small stack of possessions on the right, all of which are bets placed by gamblers who are red-eyed and specialize in playing small and large.
As for the middle position, it is very bare, and everyone, including the gamblers who specialize in playing small and big, feel that pressing the middle is a panic of the money in their pockets, and they would rather believe that the sow will go up the tree than believe that Xiao Ke can run out of a lap of just half a stick of incense.
"Yo, playing. ”
Shook shook his way through the crowd and walked to the table, then groped for the money.
This operation stunned the staff sitting in the gambling house, could it be that this kid still plans to press himself down?
This staff member really guessed correctly, Xiao Ke took out a silver ingot of fifty taels, and he was about to press it up, which frightened the staff, isn't this a violation of the rules, but fortunately he was quick and blocked Xiao Ke's bet.
Xiao Ke pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What do you mean, you can't play with me, is my money stinky?"
The staff was disdainful in their hearts, and they were successfully impressed by Xiao Ke's stunned acting skills, but they still said kindly on the surface: "Senior Brother Xiao, our gambling game is set up for you, if you participate, then there will be no fairness at all, otherwise, you run hard, as long as you still run seriously and don't be lazy, our gambling house will give you a return of 1,000 taels of silver, how about it?"
"A thousand taels, that's a lot. Xiao Ke pretended that he had never seen the world, and said with a stupid face, so he almost drooled a little at the corner of his mouth to cooperate with the performance.
"Hehe, of course, so you go run now, and we'll recount it for you. "The staff pretended to be very hard, and I wished that Xiao Ke would leave quickly.
Who knew that Xiao Ke grinned and said, "Or, play a big game, I'll add some tricks to your gambling game, just bet on whether I can run two laps with half a stick of incense, but you have to give me two thousand taels of silver, and pay half of it now, how about it?"
"Okay, that's it. ”
The staff was still very distressed, with Xiao Ke's current speed, half a stick of incense kung fu would definitely be able to run a lap, and there was a large amount of gambling money on the left, and he really didn't have anything to do with the bank.
Now, Xiao Ke actually took the initiative to propose a new way to play, half a stick of incense for two circles, but it increased the difficulty of the gambling game, and the gamblers will bet evenly on the left and right, so that for the gambling house, the operation space will be much larger, and the profit will be more.
Subsequently, the staff modified the setting of the gambling game according to Xiao Ke's proposal, and won the approval of the vast majority of gamblers, for gamblers, in addition to winning money is very cool, looking for excitement is also one of the fun of gambling.
So, the gamblers started betting again, and because they learned that this was the last gamble, they knew that the reversal and expansion of the results were in this game, and they were not stingy, and they took out all the gambling funds on their bodies and pressed them evenly on the table, but no one bet in the middle of the table.
Seeing that there was a large amount of silver into the pool, the staff of the gambling house couldn't ask for it, and hurriedly went to light incense.
After lighting the incense, he found that Xiao Ke had not left, he had to endure the pain in his flesh, and took out a thousand taels of silver tickets from his arms to send to the plague god, and then respectfully begged Xiao Ke to go out and run, after all, half a stick of incense ran two laps, every minute and a second may change the direction of the gambling game, if it was because of him, the gambling house lost money, he could not afford this responsibility.
Xiao Ke walked out of the gambling hall with the silver ticket in his hand, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and quickly ran in the opposite direction.
In this regard, Niu Er, the announcer, just broadcast truthfully, and the gamblers didn't feel anything wrong, running in the right direction, running in the opposite direction and not affecting the distance of the running circle, just like Xiao Ke.
Xiao Ke knew that there was someone on the top of the gambling house staring at him, so he sped up, rushed into the crowd, and pretended to bump into a middle-aged man, and reasoned with him for a while, this scene was reported to the gambling house by the announcer Niu Er, but a group of gamblers who pressed Xiao Ke to run two laps of the street within half a stick of incense were angry to death, and they typically didn't take their money seriously, and they all hung in their hearts, panicked.
Fortunately, Xiao Ke continued to run after dealing with the chores, and the gambling house returned to the comfortable part of the tense and exciting everyone who was holding their breath and listening to Niu Er's broadcast, so that the heart gamblers came in one after another to place bets, and they didn't know it.
Fortunately, it was during the day, and most of the thieves were sleeping, otherwise a few clever thieves would come in, and there would be no need to gamble on this gambling game, and the gamblers would just line up on the rooftop no matter how they pressed.
Xiao Ke walked like flying, running at a constant speed, half a circle around the street, a circle, a circle and a half, and soon, he entered the link where the gamblers wanted, because the distance between Xiao Ke and the teahouse was almost 300 meters, at this time, but in the decisive stage, as a broadcaster, Niu Er once again showed his professionalism.
spit out a certain herb chewed in his mouth, tightened his belt, straightened his clothes, and greeted the next broadcast work with a solemn attitude.
The gamblers also held their breath, all of them were red with smoke, their ears were pricked, and the entire gambling house seemed to have entered the stage of time standstill.
"Attention, attention, Xiao Ke is only three hundred meters away from the teahouse, and the road is currently clear and the speed is high. ”
"Attention, attention, Xiao Ke is only two hundred and eighty meters away from the teahouse, the road is still smooth, and the speed is still high. ”
"Attention, attention, Shook is still two hundred and fifty meters from the teahouse, the road is generally smooth, there are pedestrians, and the speed is moderate. ”
"Grass, who's going to get those people in the way away!"
One of the gamblers was very anxious to hear someone on the street slowing down the speed of Shock, and now that only the tail of the incense was left, he didn't want to ride another roller coaster like that.
So, behind him stood a few strong gamblers, with meaty faces, and went out to maintain order with dog steps.
"Attention, attention, Xiao Ke is still two hundred meters away from the tea house, the number of pedestrians on the road is gradually increasing, Xiao Ke has slowed down, and the current speed is low. ”
"Attention, attention, Xiao Ke is away... I went to Liniang, who sent those stupid big guys, they were beating pedestrians, which led to the escalation of the conflict, and again, the contradiction escalated, and there were more and more people on the street, not good, Xiao Ke couldn't walk anymore. ”
"It's unfair, don't gamble, lose money. ”
"Yes, we don't bet anymore, there is a shady scene, there is no in the first four hands, why did someone go to the street to make trouble in the tiebreaker. ”
A large man on the left side of the press stood up and brought up a large number of gamblers on the left.
"No, I am willing to gamble and lose, this is the rule of the sky, I see who dares to go. ”
The gamblers on the right stopped doing it, and they all rose up to stop their opponents, and the crowd blocked Shock, didn't they announce that they were about to win the game, and the duck that gave up its beak flew.